A Mancunian Red scores the last goal in a derby at Goodison Park. Nice.

@shubhamaaghade1 @unitedhan @Gaz3putt @samuelluckhurst Luckhurst has made a career out of it.

@steven67hartley He's still correct on this matter though.

RT @RODENOFFICIAL: Can’t transfer a ticket to your family but can turn up in Madrid shirts and have haircuts in the ground. Shocking @Man…

RT @MUFC_RA: Stop crying your heart out 😂😭

@ASRobbo7 @toryboypierce But how does a Tory have the brass neck to criticise?

@queenofaerobics Leeds - at The Warehouse I think. You had to dress pretty outrageously to get in so I only went once. Not my bag. They got the best DJs though. One of my mates ran Burger Queen up in Edinburgh. Similar theme. Yeah some great tunes there.....

@LeLouvre @BROCCOLIBARM @FA_PGMOL Genuinely interested as to why so many grown men from that part of the world are so simple.

@LeLouvre @BROCCOLIBARM @FA_PGMOL Whereabouts in Newcastle do you live mate? And how old are you?

@MikeNumber5 😘

@jayrmufc74 @redhod99 I do this at U11’s so I’m claiming it

"We need a few more clicks on social media, say something silly Jamie" "Virgil Van Dijk is too good for football, he should be playing AstroBall on the moon" "Nice one lad, here's another gram"

@philutd15 @Baldulent He definitely is short-sighted, the speccy get!!

@Carly_Lyes He's been told but it seems he just prefers the attention......

@ManUtdMaverick @MufcWonItAll2 @ManUtd @INEOS Will you amend your original post then @MufcWonItAll2 ?

@terrychristian @INEOS Tea and coffee available afterwards, Terry, in the International Suite. Please delete.