Onyx Aurelius
@OnyxAurelius
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Value-oriented investing, humor, hobbies, left of center politics and selfishness.
United States
Joined January 2023
@KILLTOPARTY Want to check in in 3-6 months to see if she’s started having anal sex with him.
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@north0fnorth My conspiracy theory is that if America is still around in 500-700 years, power will concentrate around the Great Lakes regions (cause of climate change), so there very well may be a mega city here eventually.
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@drift_king_2 Imagine some 70yr old from the Deep South and how fucking terrifying was it seeing the Empire State Building from this view for the first time.
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@x_LilFunSized We gotta talk about how black peoples love Steve Irwin and everything associated with him. It’s so wholesome.
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@Trey_Explainer Like winterfell in the books is supposed to be some large unrealistic castle. Bring that fantasy shit back.
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@nonregemesse They made the velaryon’s black in order to make the “Rhaenyra cheated on her man with Harwin” more believable.
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@mariebardi Larry David looked old quickly, and then hasn’t changed at all really for 25 years.
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@mistergeezy There are thousands of them in nyc and none could be bothered to have crashed the Trump rally at MSG today lol.
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@D_H_C_B @IsthmusPol @PhilRages Why would Trump end unpopular. He has a cult. No matter what bad happens these next 4 years, his people will be able to spin it as not his fault.
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@MusicalNeko12 @jeremylovesyall I hate this “Andor doesn’t feel like Star Wars.” Just say you’re scared of good writing.
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@fcknlisa @LOVESlCKCHAESOO That’s 17 weeks and 1/3 a week of music. That’s literally listening to music for 20 minutes of every hour of the year. That’s insane.
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@north0fnorth Lake effect is real. I’m from NYC and the coldest day I’ve ever experienced in my life was a January day in Chicago.
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@DarceyGoat @fcknlisa @LOVESlCKCHAESOO Let’s be generous and assume this person sleeps for only 6 hours a night, or 15 minutes of every hour a year. So having Spotify on for 20 of every 45 minutes of being awake? Yes, yes that’s insane lol.
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@FrankCalabrese @vanillaopinions It absolutely should be Pennsylvania and that it isn’t is a massive Dem failure.
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@yahdley Rewatched this movie recently and I think it needs to be in the convo for best movies of the century.
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@ClemHFandangoh @Tripolar_B Never seen a sunny day in a single North Korean propaganda video these last 10 years lmao.
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@McKay4Senate @SamRayburnDem “Childless cat ladies” has done something that Trump being a blatant misogynist could never do.
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@itsonlyme319 @klerofasista @0xZeit @078Yasser @TheDunkCentral @nypost 1st amendment protects you from the govt suppressing your speech, not you from your employer disagreeing with it lol.
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@AstralWytch Ye explicitly says that Yeezus never would have happened without Tyler inspiring him.
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@Undercrat Obama our most attractive presidential candidate but this might be the most attractive ticket. I’m a straight male btw.
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@SwannMarcus89 Funniest part of the Ms. Marvel show was when a Muslim character complained about how history curriculums focus so much on Alexander the Great and “why don’t we spend time covering the Persian empires.” Like the complaint is not covering their own pillaging and conquering.
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@PrincePerry_III @thereaIad Don’t you get it? To them even a 5yr old black male child has more agency and should have more personal accountability than a black female adult.
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@_YoshiG @AndersonParris8 @404_MyCity Instead of googling you I just clicked the link tree on your acct and see you have an onlyfans. Yeah I definitely “want” a girl with an onlyfans lol.
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@theDDixit @westerosies He was such a good schemer it took someone with God view to take him down. The way I would have ran though the second Bran threw “chaos is a ladder” in my face though.
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@Alan_sbg I pulled this video up and someone started banging my door saying they’re affiliated with a Mr. Paul.
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@theboyisjackson @cxlame @H1m0thyJ0hns0n Nursing is not equally difficult to economics or pre med. stop the cap.
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@MuricanEv No no before that! When it was uh… *checks notes* a province of the Ottoman Empire.
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@Sanco_Cousteau @ArtOfDialogue_ @TODAYshow Cause she ain’t going to the Oscars unless she’s Will’s date.
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@weaselthorpe @pidermun I mean the fact that they are dropping all the episodes at once is very telling.
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@DoorDash To make people do all this during the last 2 minutes of the superbowl was a horrible decision.
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@Edmond_J_ @malmesburyman They wouldn’t. His tweet was just an attempt to dunk on black people.
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@AfricanArchives This photo does such a good job of emphasizing how young he was when he started his movement.
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@zanyfen Putin could have captured a solid 20% of the alt-right that is just yearning for their white savior strongman.
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Aye he scammed a Jew he good in my book lmfao.
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@danny1k_ Same body and she’s nowhere near as well known so so much less ego? This is an upgrade.
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@LucaGuadagnegro @artan_ayan And you’re competing against no new shows on other streamers premiering.
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@thefilmtiger @StatisticUrban @LeutrimRexhaj Ain’t nobody forcing him. If he doesn’t want to, he doesn’t do it. I’d just hope there is some vengeful part of Obama that would love to break Trump by beating him.
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@NiiJManX @UsurpedPoetGee I’ve long been of the belief that NOTHING beats an elite Arab/Indian.
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@arlenparsa As someone pro-Israel it has been a powerful moment for me to question my beliefs.
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@seepree3 @MoeSlatty “I don’t find black men attractive at all” if said by a white woman is going to get called racism.
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