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I do stats, science, plants, and loneliness! INFJ Dude. Biostatistician. Straight. he/him. 5'4 smol
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I think normal people don't think about interracial dating, like, at all. If you are pondering interracial dating in 2024, you are a nazi.
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We shall convert the masses to our cause by promising to take things away! Always a popular position.
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Signs of a healthy state, doing well
The Republican primary for
#WVGov
is rapidly becoming a battle of which candidate can outflank the other on transgender issues. And the attacks are getting extremely nasty.
Here's one from Black Bear PAC, supporting Patrick Morrisey's campaign. (Courtesy of
@Ad_Impact
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@xDeeDotz
Neither!? People who spend their time thinking about diluting the purity of their race, and white genocide through interracial relationships are nazis. Everyone else just sees a couple of people in love.
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@CyberRuthenia
His point should be equity not, "it's impossible for this not to be exploitative so nobody can do anything outside of the 5 mile radius surrounding their syndicalist anarchocommune."
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Take away all the rich white southerners' money. Tax it all away. Every cent.
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@ok_post_guy
10k from Vermont is very appealing. They also have really great internet even in rural places
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@calebholmes425
I feel like nazis are pretty clear on race mixing. This one is quite cut and dry
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@artinliberation
At first I was amazed by the engagement I've gotten on this dumb thing. But as the night wears on, Twitter just feels like a worse and worse place. There should not be this many of these people.
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@chillicothe20
For WV? Yeah. I'd seriously consider it if they like paid off half your student loans or something
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@HaythamKenway99
Because they're writing and appearing voluntarily in national newspapers. Literally the public record
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@vanillaopinions
In Colorado, it's "forming a working group panel to study the issue" instead of even the poorly designed tax credit
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Kamala bringing a sack of dead bats back from a Wuhan wet market in December 2019
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Conservative career women whose careers are somehow based on telling other women they shouldn't have careers is an old grift.
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@bf_crane
@mad_max_997
We praise science for the medical marvels that will keep these people alive in their unending quest to die like a French serf in 1075.
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@vanillaopinions
In fact it was mostly just vacuous and catty. Funny, of course, but completely a stunt.
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@GTCarfree
1 year for the first 10k, 2 years to get the last 2k. Not sure why they'd do that kind of split
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Did you know if you scream "I DIDN'T VOTE" out loud all the blood washes clean from your hands and your carbon footprint goes to 0? Someone dying in police custody whispers, "you didn't do this to me, you are a good person." No grey morality for you, you solved philosophy!
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@Kaiser75440074
You guys are the ones popping in here to voice your racist opinions. I didn't ask to hear from you
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@notkavi
The man wrote a little bit of html in 1998 and has been coasting on that for a quarter century.
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*downloads duolicious*
I’ve now seen a half dozen mutuals dip their toes into this, and let me assure the rest of you, you are not the predator in this scenario. You are a piece of meat entering a lion’s den. I say this out of genuine concern—stay out.
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And so it begins, piece by piece, brick by brick
The Biden administration cannot enforce new anti-discrimination rules in health care for transgender Americans, a federal judge in Mississippi has ruled, citing a recent landmark Supreme Court ruling that weakened the power of federal agencies.
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@MIDIT_OWO
Yeah, the people saying I'm "too harsh" for using the nazi label really need to reevaluate just how much other evil shit they did on top of the genocide. Had they been able to carry out their plans the Holocaust would have been ONLY 10% of their Generalplan Ost extermination plan
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Literally the comments
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@Prolemasses
Decrease the corporate tax rate, privatize additional parts of the NHS and infrastructure, ban certain parts of gender transition, increase pension benefits for OAPs...wait. Are we sure that this isn't the Tory policy platform?
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300 years ago, boomers bought cheap land inside the red circle with 9% rates. Today, they're rich.
Today, millennials could buy cheap landmass inside the yellow circle at 8% rates, wait 30 years, and be wealthy.
You can either be a victim or be patient. (More systems below)
30 years ago, boomers bought cheap land inside the red circle with 9% rates. Today they're rich.
Today, millennials could buy cheap acreage inside the yellow circle at 8% rates, wait 30 years and be wealthy.
You can either be a victim or be patient. (More cities below)
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@rhcm123
I have collected a lot of good stuff scavenging the detritus of those with too much money and not enough sense as well.
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Andy Beshear promised lots of things. Andy Beshear did none of those things. None of his budget priorities were funded, every bill he vetoes they override. He's the perfect paper democrat. A blue flag to wave on endless conservative policies. I hate this crap so much. Fuck.
NEW: Elliott County, Kentucky is the only county to vote for Democrats 144 years straight.
Then they flipped to Trump. But they also voted for Kentucky Democratic Gov. Andy Beshear.
We found how people stopped seeing Dems as the working class party, and how that could change.
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@GoodTabula
I don't think these people just wanna wag their fingers and say, "I don't like this very much!"
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@nikicaga
I have 300sqft (28sqm) of garden and spend an hour and a half on it per day. Dude has never grown anything but a houseplant.
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@Kampiye
My cousin actually did this. She ended up buying a house for 200k, 3 bed, 1 bath, but the bathroom is upstairs because it was easier to do when they added plumbing and electricity to it. Built in 1911. I still think she's insane.
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@PokiJacoby
My...hand! Its...moving under its own power? Please, someone, stop me before it fills out my ballot
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Am I the only poor person on Twitter? Is no one else feeding themselves with bulk dry beans and bakery dayolds? Like Whole Foods, I don't understand how these kinds of places stay open. Are there THAT many rich people like this out there?
This was $51.00 — we cannot survive like this!!
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@nikicaga
"Somebody call Kevin. I want to tell Kevin to add the Israel guy to Biden's impeachment."......"No, no, just do them together."......"Well, I want both!"
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Twitter over here acting like this just came up on the screen
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@LauraEllen00
Because this isn't a term paper, and I like to keep my tone conversational for the people I interact with.
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I don't have incel/manoshpere misogyny coursing through my veins, but I definitely have a bitterness in my soul that the kind of man I worked so hard to become, and was told I should be my whole youth turned out to be something no woman actually wants.
the problem with giving men advice like “don’t be pushy” is that the men who really need to hear it won’t listen, and the men who’d benefit from being more assertive will take it straight to heart
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@CultySmother
The constitution won't let us protect basic modern rights and liberties, allow us to enact democratic reforms, empowers the minority over the majority, BUT interstate commerce is SACRED and UNALIENABLE.
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You will all think less of me, but I would get the height surgery
If money weren’t an object, what’s one procedure invasive or non-invasive that you’d get?
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@Ethanfracisco
The vice doc about her was very endearing. She seems like a normal cool person screwed by weird circumstances
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@notkavi
I'm glad we discovered anti-depressants, that with a one month course, cures depression completely.
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@Astro_Eggcelent
They send my dad The Epoch Times in the mail all the time for free. Unfortunately, they are not fondly sharing Biden speeches lol
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@Dean23994314
I encourage you to peruse the quotes and replies foaming at the mouth about racial purity
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@Shogun_lux
The one place I'll agree with the prudes is I think the ubiquity of porn has made some people think, "I can already see fucking for real. Why would I want this in my shows?" Without really understanding why sexual content in media exists.
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So in 2022, we have a historic blue wave within a democratic midterm, would have kept the house with a coin flip, and won senate seats. But by 2024, young women transformed from Steinem to Schlafly. IDK, this still feels like we're in the midst of a massive polling error
By subgroup, the headline is age: NPORS found the GOP ahead on leaned party ID among 18 to 29 year olds, even though the sample was Biden+20 on 2020 recall vote. The sample size is fairly large (n=496) and it hasn't shown anything like this in previous cycles
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This is a climate disaster, an economic crime, and very smart politics.
I just imposed a series of tariffs on goods made in China:
25% on steel and aluminum,
50% on semiconductors,
100% on EVs,
And 50% on solar panels.
China is determined to dominate these industries.
I'm determined to ensure America leads the world in them.
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It doesn't. This is the watchmaker fallacy. The plants with leaves that look a little more like a hummingbird through mutation survived a little better. Ad Infinitum!
why is no one asking the important questions…….. HOW DOES THE PLANT KNOW WHAT A HUMMINGBIRD LOOKS LIKE
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Isn't this guy a divorced british transphobe?
Scientists at London South Bank University have reconstructed this 3D model of how William the Conqueror, the first Norman king of England might have looked.
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"...However Donald Trump is a specialboy, with special specialboy rights. Did you know that?"
"The state was unaware of this fact."
"You can't subject him to those things. APPLYING THE LAW TO *US* IS JUST NOT DONE, SIR. We don't live in that world. We are up here."
Alito described consquences for Trump of going to trial:
"That may involve great expense, and it may take up a lot of time. And during the trial, the former president may be unable to engage in other activities that the former president would want to engage in and then the
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@vanillaopinions
Greg Lopez, republican that lost the 2022 republican primary for governor here, campaigned on this as a way to, "Break the control Denver has over the real people of Colorado, the [Hitler covered] plains of the east."
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Eat the bug, live in the pod, replace the tree
In general there's this weird old school environmentalist obsession with specifically trees and I'm wondering how much of it is people not getting that the trees in The Lorax are synecdoche
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@crimesrat
I mean it's pretty funny how I have many SERIOUS PEOPLE commenting that my language is too strong, and that these people are "not necessarily nazis" when the entire reply section is like a white supremacist swap meet.
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@vanillaopinions
This is literally the easiest problem in the world to solve: Uncap the SS tax. Done, solved.
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This is Electoral College brained. This doesn't show the "Power" of your vote. "Winning" a state is meaningless under a popular vote system. It's akin to saying you won a time zone. It's arbitrary lines on a map. The number of hands raised in the country is how you win or lose.
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@nikicaga
Those micro tears in my brain isn't slowly creeping dementia, it's just me exercising my brain biceps
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@notkavi
They make you calculate a chi-squared test by hand in intro stats. We eat the same shit as everyone else in intro classes.
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HE.
USED.
CHILI.
POWDER.
Checkmate libtards😎
Geezus. On a hunch I thought. Hmmm I wonder if Tim Walz is lying about how people in Minnesota don’t season their food.
He won a recipe contest in 2016.
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@nikicaga
"Hey, how's the water?" said the first fish.
"Water? What the hell is water?" said the second.
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@HarperSanchez9
I find it alarming the volume of people who think the only thing the Nazis ever did was the systematic genocide of the Jewish people. The did many many horrible things, and did them to many many people.
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I have never, in my whole life, had food delivered. It just feels so upper class that I don't even contemplate it.
I just picked up a somewhat fancy brick oven pizza for $15. I did *not* order delivery, because I'm not a Roman Consul who requires servants to deliver food directly into my mouth
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I really dislike Yglesias. His whole "College is just an expensive vacation" is a harmful bitchfest from a place of privilege. People aren't going to school because they want to delay adulthood. People are going to school because they wont let us have the fucking jobs otherwise.
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@vanillaopinions
Harry Enten, Clare Malone, and Jody Avirgan were still on the politics podcast with Nate. On The Media ran a piece about dems and Republicans joining forces to sanely govern should Trump somehow win the primary (which is impossible). Creating an era of unparalleled bipartisanship
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Obviously this isn't gonna happen, but I want them to quickly throw together a last minute slapdash Kamala, because they thought they'd have another 4 years before they'd need to make a new animatronic.
You know which one is mine: the Trump animatronic from Hall of Presidents is a hastily retooled Hillary
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I can't understand why you'd stuff yourself back into the closet and just call yourself straight, Brendon! Being LGBTQ is so accepted now, and women are so much more progressive and understanding than men!
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Come on, bro. I think millennials have the big claim to childhood trauma from live punctuated tragedies.
If you ever wonder why nothing really phases GenX, just remember, we were sitting in school literally watching this shit happen live.
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