I’ll be Nick for Now
@Comedian_NickM
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Hear me out…
How dark is your humor?.
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Static was from the hood. Busted down crack houses. Got his powers in a gang shootout. Lost his mother to gang violence from a stray bullet. Had Lil’ Romeo on his show. Beefed with a rapper that was also a super villain. And he had dreadlocks . Static was a real nigga.
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Dave Chappelle has a skit for everything
Did this nigga say Demure?. I told yall this nigga still alive.
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This photo was supposed to be just regular sports trash talk, but a bunch of un-athletic losers got a hold of it and turned it into a race war.
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Beyoncé & Jay Z are my favorite celebrity couple because they don’t talk to us.
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There’s a Chappelle Show skit for everything
pretending you’re open minded so she reveals all her hoe tendencies >>>.
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Nigga eliminated Punk then shout outed his opps😭😭🔥.
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Niggas really didn’t take this serious 💀
Raz B said this in like 2007, hopefully they take it seriously cause a woman saying it now.
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@notziora No bullshit, I feel like a lot of white people don’t think about black history beyond MLK/civil rights.
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@_realJAG Some of this shit trauma tho. I got thrown in a police car for standing outside a corner store I worked at (because I “fit a description”) & every time I went to work I thought I was going to jail . When you get put in fucked situations you subconsciously think different.
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If a man ignores your drunk booty call, you are a 5 star peace disturber.
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@MusicTaryn I honestly didn’t know folks did this. First of all what boyfriend is going out with his girl & her friends?? 😂. Thats their time, stay yo ass at home and build a table.
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@AllLoveHipHop “I seen your videos on Instagram, I just had to follow you. I just wanna hug you & call you beautiful, something your father would never do”
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Poor whites were getting Obamacare while complaining about black people getting government hand outs.
If you offer white people better material conditions, their first response isn’t going to be “wow this is neat!” They’re going to say “okay but do niggers get it too? Because if so, no thanks.”.
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@_kingdwayne By the way I’m joking. This only corny to a person that:. 1. Isn’t used to shit .2. Doesn’t like you . Be blessed nigga.
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@imabihh2 Women take 100 good photos, convince themselves they are all bad pics, delete 99 of em and post the last one with the caption “deleting later”
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@jazyn5 That moment where you wanna send her this tweet but you’re scared it’ll make her overthink.
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@AuntiesBlocc I know all the attention is on Susie but is Angelica’s husband supposed to be Harold? 💀
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@notpassy Not just the popularity either. Some of y’all have high school trauma y’all still cling on to. Time to let that hurt go as well 😬.
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@blackqueenofTU If this is a true story: . 1. You are manipulative af, . 2. This relationship is unhealthy . 3. You just gave him grace to cheat . 4. Y’all must be in high school.
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@Snow_Blacck Y’all want niggas do plan dates right? He trynna plan one months in advanced, yet he’s still getting dragged. Can’t win for nothing.
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@TheDevilsArch Not at all. Caitlin is really good. Angel is decent and will improve. Both are likable and easy to get behind.
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@thatgoodstress Comparing 2 artists with COMPLETELY DIFFERENT styles solely because of their size makes you no better than the people y’all accuse of being “fatphobic.”.
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@_itsjustlee 7-8 is pushing it more like 3-4. Also if YOU are always initiating the date ideas, she probably don’t like you.
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This me from 2015. I posted this as joke on FB last year and my homie commented “you look like your nose glasses come off together.”
What’s an insult you’ll never forget?.
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@AhmadDavisPR Now you’ve set a standard. The first time you don’t do it, she’s gonna question the relationship. Good luck king (nigga) 🙏🏾.
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@jaiilla My issue with this is, when I say “I prefer dark skin girls” I get praised but when my homie says “I prefer light skin girls” he’s called a colorist. I’ve dated women of all shades but most of them have been darker which is why I say it’s my “preference.” There’s a pattern 🤷🏾♂️.
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“The world is so sensitive now.”. - A comedian getting ready to tell the most unoriginal joke you’ve ever heard.
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@Jeff_IAmThatIAm I normally don’t care for interracial dating, but this looks more like reparations to me. I love it.
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@TheDAnderson_ Was that random “ . “ sent in 2015 her stepping back into your life after a messy break up?.
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@JumpShiveSlim13 1. That’s his actual gf. It’s a joke. They do couples shit on TikTok . 2. Even if it was real, why are y’all so uptight about the bill not being split? 🤣 Women use men all the time, and BRAG about it. My guy didn’t wanna be another victim.
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@Royceda59 @IAMBENZINO “I seen your videos on Instagram, I just had to follow you. I just wanna hug you & call you beautiful, something your father would never do”
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@XXL *Reads caption*.Me: This shit probably corny.”🙄. *10 seconds after clicking video*.Also Me:
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@jaiilla But it’s no reason to be upset about someone else’s dating habits. As long as they don’t disrespect others. It’s a difference between: “I prefer lightskin girls” vs “I prefer lightskin girls because darkskins do too much”. One is a simple statement and the other is a stereotype.
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@leo_bellegarde @xFerboTheGodx @caugustin_ @RakimT21 @LilBitPetite @1RanUpASack @alexkrimson @damyoustylish @snipa_a @stephenstackzz @1Jetthardy @TooDope_WitAFro @OhThatsTj_ @202lano @shannonsharpeee Thank you all for this thread
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@Mister_Miah It is a skit, but that article is real. Niggas was on here trolling about Harlow moving drugs and some reporters took it serious.😂.
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@steven56k @boltzietgiest45 @Kongstudios911 Wouldn’t a straight female pig also have semen in it then?.
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@MyNeck23 Women are the undisputed champions of generalizing men, but y’all don’t like when it’s done to y’all? . I’m sorry you feel that way ma’am. Please accept this picture or the box ghost to brighten your day 📦
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