konstantine🥋
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illustrator, pride of the temple, ape whisperer
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im personally tired of smoke shops using the same cartoon characters i dont want to see eric cartman or rick and morty anymore i wanna see wallace and gromit getting smoked out
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cannot exaggerate this is absolutely the type of shit im trying to be on
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this guy gets it maybe more than anyone else on this earth
If you have time to watch the whole video on YouTube, it's a joyful and super fun watch. I put the link below. Use it to escape for 7 minutes if you're a dopamine junkie like I am. 😭
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do people ever go to renfairs dressed as like peasants stinking of mud and shit in rags eating boiled carrots are there no dudes just hanging out like this
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i like monkeys but i think if i lived in a country where theyre as common as squirrels id get tired of their bullshit really fast
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if the eunuchs started whispering amongst each other after i offered my wise counsel to the emperor i would kill myself
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why am i just learning about this man in a fatsuit who allegedly claimed to be pakistans strongest man this is so good
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bro last night was a realistic depiction of a panic attack in animated media
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i say im tweaking to lure you into a false sense of comfort when in reality ive been locked in since i was born
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yarael poof rolls “worst joint ever” asked to leave the jedi council
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rise and shine my friends
saw a video of some gibbons earlier that nearly brought me to tears
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german hooked up to a car battery in the mediterranean re-education camps: i-its time for you to leave now my family will be having dinner soon
*BZZZT*
greek prison officer: lets try that again-say would you like to stay for dinner with me and my family
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crying hiding in the washroom because the eunuchs made fun of how big and ungainly my balls were in the royal bathhouse
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genuinely one of the few things that bothers me are younger people who think their life is over when they reach their mid-late twenties. very much something stupid fed to people in america from a very young age
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it ruins my immersion if its just 500 losers dressed as elves bards and knights
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hell yeah
tiktok algorithm is currently ex convicts showing me how to make prison recipes and this one guy who makes the hardest edits of 2006 kurt angle
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german trad guys wearing lederhosen and carrying a big lollipop
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white people who are really into yoga are evil but white people who are really into karate are good
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if an artist makes stuff like this they should have to work a construction job for maybe 10 years
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i hate when people call pandas useless who the fuck do you think you are they are gentle creatures whove chosen a path of tranquility and bliss in a cruel world
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nathan j robinson calmly taking off his hat and suit jacket before a fight and they immediately leave a crater in the concrete below from their sheer weight
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bro you dont get it some states go to wawa and some go to buc ees and some have in n out its really culturally different
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if shake tried being mean to meatwad in front of me i would not let that slide
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@lolt64
literally 2 days ago i was trying to help a dragonfly go back outside and i thought to myself if i clumsily kill him i should be put on trial
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the image would be fine if it was peter griffin holding up the sign
Whenever I see someone post this I’m just going to assume you’re 5 years old
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@lolt64
yeah i need it to be 70% peasants its not fun when its people larping as epic warriors or whatever
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@SexbeanPernicus
*being submerged in water up to his neck* right thats just fucking splendid
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when a man loses more than 50 lbs his evil self from a parallel dimension challenges him to a fight and the loser is sealed away for eternity this is why guys who lose weight become demonic
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@b1g_damage
theres this episode in the ultimate fighter where the coaches invite a muay thai expert to train the fighters and hes this alcoholic european guy and he just kicks the shit out of everyone while buzzed and leaves
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putting this guy in a pillowcase and slamming him against a wall
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white twink with frosted tips who has “no fatties/black people/asians” in his grindr bio saying “girl run you can do better”
I had coffee with a guy yesterday. When he went to the bathroom, the gay guy sitting behind me passed me this note 😂😭😂😭
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i really dont like how some people talk about blood meridian its annoying
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got bored and doodled an image that circulates around here occasionally lol
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self proclaimed high value males when they have to compete for a womans attention with the broke musician who lives in someones attic
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@b1g_damage
i put it on for my friend while they were really high once and they started screaming
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really funny how half of these carnivore grift dudes arent even buff or in incredible shape
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pulling a sleepover prank on a eunuch where you tape a pair of balls to them while they sleep and they wake up all freaked out
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what song do you guys think would immediately turn a group of chimps ballistic
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we saw you using a fork at the ethiopian restaurant its over for you pal
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i dont bank on having my shit together for a while and people here think theyre going to shrivel up like an ant under a magnifying glass when they turn 25 lol
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@Dick_Butte
he just gets to be dee jay from street fighter while the rest of us have to get jobs
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this cracker just yelled “booyah” in the sacred temple
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doing this but instead of returning from military service im returning in shaolin monk garbs after studying at the temple for 5 years
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this is dreadfort bitch we clown in this muthafucka take your sensitive ass back to winterfell
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im a big supporter of letting your art speak for itself with comics especially comedic comic strips but also if someone ever did a smarmy quote tweet of my work with a bunch of red X’s like theyre my professor im beating the shit out of them
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i hate that perverts and sex tourists made wanting to travel to thailand into a suspect thing i want to see cool temples eat good food and also get my ass beat by muay thai fighters easily a top destination for me
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@Carzonfye
i see him and immediately understand how random peasants could somehow become emperors or kings
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gay guys with “no fatties” in their grindr bio when someone is attracted to a bear
The way that white gay men are able to fail every single beauty standard among white gay men and still go find themselves a conventionally attractive black dude is DISGUSTING. It’s literally disgusting idc
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i come from a long line of villains
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printer failure bodybuilding forum
Oh so you call the Baltics "reddit countries" and you call reaction gifs "reddit humor" and yet when your printer fails, what word do you end your search query with? I thought so. You crawl back like a dog
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whole end of his life where hes written off as being insane and eventually forgotten is sad for sure
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charging this like a gorilla that doesnt recognize its own reflection
THE PORTAL: a visual bridge connecting New York City to Dublin
A public technology sculpture known as The Portal was unveiled this morning in New York City’s ’s Flatiron neighborhood. The sculpture has a real-time, visual live stream connecting New York City to Dublin, Ireland.
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@osamabishounen
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screaming in fear when they see the prison officers bring in an overly familiar and affectionate italian nonna to do the kiss on each cheek as a greeting
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nathan j robinson at a martial arts tournament slowly taking off a purple suit jacket and glasses before punching a hole through a guy who was taunting him
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did not realize camels had sharp teeth terrifying news
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sometimes i get a bit sad knowing that ill never be able to smoke up with this guy
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do you guys think theres like a pakistani mma circuit that would sanction a fight between me and him because ive decided i want to kick the shit out of him and become a god in that nation
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@Carzonfye
definitely think lot of americans treat “other countries will be hit worse” as “we wont be affected” but i think a lot of people like treating it as the world ending in x years to subconsciously free them of any responsibility that theyll have to live through whatever comes
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youtube music recommendations: i saw you listening to dark angel so here’s 10 lesser known thrash and speed metal releases also a couple eps to a blackened thrash band
spotify music recommendations: bro you should check out megadeth they go pretty crazy man
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white people when theres pirate and dwarf themed heavy metal at the function
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we need the mediterranean countries to become the dominant world powers
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these videos honestly scare me like in a primal way my brain is detecting whatever that is as a threat
FROZEN ZOAP 🥶
ZOAP FLOWER DRENCHED IN ZOAP LOVE RESIN AND COATED IN ZOAP THCA DIAMONDS 🧊 🧼
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it would be so cool to be a gorilla i would love to be jacked and do nothing but look at bugs and leaves all day
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how do you stop your homunculus from getting into your hard liquor
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when the alchemists are away the homunculi come out to play
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finding a white guy whos making a gyro and beating him with a crowbar
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theyre dropping me from a plane into toronto to go deal with drake
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@LegoRacers2
what really fucks me up is like most beans werent around and even carrots werent in western europe till much later than we think that whole part of the worlds cuisine was just totally alien from what we know now in a lot of ways
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man on facetime walking past me and i hear the dude on the other line go “im talking the real deal here. mano y mano combat”
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@gracecthdralprk
coworkers will hear you say youre a death metal fan nod and go “man have you heard of this band called Within the Trance” and it sounds like something youd hear emanating from a gamers light-up headset
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i think we can infer from his life he was willing to take that risk but its a really sad ending for a man who risked it all for what he believed in
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i really like how a large subset of polyamorous men look like 1800’s oil tycoons
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michael crichton writing this fictional medieval account of an arab man traveling with vikings complete with these illustrations is insane to me what was he cooking
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