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eating smoked mussels straight out the can with my fingers. theyre all shiny and glistening with oil. im gonna wipe them on your bright yellow rain jacket and smile and struggle to crack a beer cause my fingers are all oily
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preparing food for someone is one of the greatest acts of love you can ever do and this guy treats it like a cruel joke you will not see heaven
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600$ in bank account: oh no fuck goddamn im so broke
20$ cash in my hand: its time to purchase goods
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uncle weed will have you listening to the acoustic zeppelin songs thinking you should re read lord of the rings
cousin weed has you googling "mayan cell phones real" with all the curtains closed and your heart sounding like a jackhammer
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diner breakfast with the homie is one of the most sacred experiences you can have as a soulful white boy
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blasting a cig on break here>>>>>
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dating girls who are smarter than you is the move when you just need a little help with the crossword
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you wish your gated verb on the snare sounded this good
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how it feels to go to the breakfast spot
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How social smokers look at you before bumming their 6th cigarette of the night
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both knights and samurai were armed thugs who protected their class interests with extreme violence but hey i was 12 years old once too
I sympathize with Westerners who love the samurai.
But one of the purposes of my project is to show that those seeking a warrior-mystic honor ethos don't need to look across the world to the Japanese tradition. We have it right here.
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medieval hardcore frontman at the show WHO HERE WAS SIRED OUT OF WEDLOCK... THIS ONE IS FOR ALL MY BASTARDS ITS CALLED MY DAD THE PRIEST LOVES ALE MORE THAN ME ONE TWO THREE FOUR
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according to my girlfriend i woke her up in the middle of the night to say “40 pieces of silver…. 40 pieces of silver that’s what they paid judas to betray jesus… 40 bucks…”
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[Ancient Egyptians discovering the Nile for the first time]
🫵😮🌾👨🌾🏞️☝️💪
[Nile floods]
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[Flood waters recede, revealing rich loamy soil of incomparable fertility]
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good night moon, good night schizoposter, good night responsible opioid user, good night communist girl who reads too many pdfs, good night anime avi with a drinking problem, good night climate scientist, good night farmer lady with a cute cat, good night orientalist white boy, g
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wizards real?
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top middle is gonna go so hard in scheming vizier chat
New emoji coming in iOS 17.4!
Which one is your favorite?
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im giving an octopus a cigarette, a joint and a 40 and teaching him to work the flat top on a brunch line. 8 spatulas.... what power...
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If you're under 5'2 you count as a "horde" type enemy. If there arent 10 of you I am laughing
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what do posts like this even mean lol. “wake up”. get real.
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you're 18 years old, you got your first line cook job and you work friday night, reservations out the ass. this guy invites you to the walk in, hes packed a bong rip for you. you smoke, he smokes, you crush bills all night and he tells ya "youre built for this buddy you got this"
🚨 | Justin Bieber looks extremely ugly and terrifying in new picture.
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having a girlfriend is the move for the guy who loves sending ridiculous texts when hes wasted
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when you look inside your homies fridge and its All Sauce
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if you play geoguessr for long enough you will eventually see the place of your death
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its crazy how long people have gotten drunk for can you imagine being absolutely lit under some huge egyptian statues or at the chariot races blows the mind
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started dating my girlfriend around the time the lilacs bloom here now those two things are inextricably linked in my mind
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@Billaric
turns out that the guys who own everything and train to kill from early childhood abuse their power, crazy, really hard to grasp stuff
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bro's fief is NOT prospering 😂 his fields lay barren fr his serfs mouth his name with disgust ong 🤣
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left click dragging you on top of the Trash Bin and wriggling you over top of it before putting you in a folder named Just Playin'
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they hate seeing a real hustler getting his paper up
The property laws in the UK make no sense at all!
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those early 20th century art movements were cooking with gas man love me some abstract compositions man love me some shapes
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sports guy in a groupchat called "Whats for Dinner":
just made my wife some coq au vin :)
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im putting the ref in a concentration camp
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anarchist frodo
In case anyone was wondering how a bunch of backwater rednecks in Appalachia could defeat the US government, here is a helpful illustration.
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is it wrong of me to kind of like the menswear guy? he seems kind of chill and normal i dunno
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remembering when i was 15 and into burzum and my dad asked me what i was listening to. few days later i woke up to a nap to find him listening to filosofem thoughtfully rubbing his chin to the 20 minute ambient track
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dreamt of a one litre beer can called "the big one"
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is your river famous? is it wide? i bet its navigable. i bet the estuary is deep. can I get a pic from the bank, and one from a boat, and another from the bridge?
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whenever i cross the street corner to corner i think to myself "beijing style" old roommate usee to say that dunno where he got it from
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This the kind of picture a Dad sends you with the message
"40k a year. Wow."
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me to my girlfriend after i crack my 4th beer
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im going to delete my account
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you got a case of the mondays? what are you twelve? just get drunk and forget about it
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Explaining oat milk to a fertile crescent farmer and watching his bearded, suntanned face light up. We spent the rest of that day pressing various grains and drinking their earthy bounty
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Sleepiest guy in the world: that chamomile was gas, bro
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every day is international women's day to a guy like me
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grown ass man posting drake lyrics on twitter dot com
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it is well documented that vegetables are incapable of hatred, with the exception of course, of the foul onion, which strikes back at its master with a vindictiveness that is barely matched by Man.
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hearing the train go by in the distance lying in bed yeah thats the stuff right there
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not abstract to me i can understand this perfectly
Abstract engraved stone (Valdivia culture), today Ecuador, ca. 1500 BCE
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who up building their cairn???
cairnheads tap in 🗣️🗣️🗣️
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This is what my mental landscape looks like. Whats yours?
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huge on 5 year old twitter
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taylor swift dating matty healy is hannah arendt dating martin heidegger (also MH) for people whose Lacan getting expelled from the IPA is tati westbrook’s “breaking my silence” video
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I lied. I dont have netflix. We're gonna drink miso soup and lie down on the couch
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they were cooking when they invented "damn thats crazy" perfect phrase to use at work
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(guy who is doing pretty well mentally, socially and professionally) man I should get into pills
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its full of miller high life 👍
This is The Titan's Goblet, painted by an artist called Thomas Cole in 1833.
And nearly two hundred years later its true meaning is still a mystery...
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thanks for smiling at me on the bus! i'd die for you
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[guy who doesnt understand how the tarot works]
Alright the flop looks bad for me but lets see the river
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when you delete your dating apps it should delete anyone you ever matched with's memory of your face
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they should add a function on wikipedia where you can see what articles your friends are reading
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(hard boiled detective voice) youre telling me a broad cast this program?
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white south africans are the most unserious colonizers come on boys game's up time to give it a rest and get your racist asses back to holland
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I just want you to stop saying odd shit like "a relationship where you both chill as fuck>>>>" or "its lowkey vibes when you can smoke together and watch the sunset". Just stop.
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If you didn't make the most of those 2 years anyway I'm sorry you're ngmi
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if you ever feel sad just imagine youre holding a longsword
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people in quebec the second it gets to be above 10 degrees
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gotta go to sensitivity training at work apparently i cant call a wizard "bathrobe boy" and i cant say "cast a ward against this, nerd" and throw an empty can of coke at his head
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