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@OneTrueStephen
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Spotted at my local Barnes & Noble— @Analog_SF January/February 2025, featuring my debut short story “Battle Buddy!”. Get yours today!
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@Amy4KY We’re never gonna get a drunk in the White House again :(.
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@yungswanky @dummyjig There’s an episode they had to bury where they made a really powerful bomb out of common household items.
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Thought you all were talking about how you were going to sink a carrier. What’s the matter? Did someone find out what a real military looks like?.
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Yemen didn’t kill a single person when they were taking over those ships and rerouting them out of the Red Sea. America killed an entire crew of Yemenis in the water today. Muslims have always done everything possible to avoid unnecessary killing while America tries to kill.
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@apatelATL @tanayj It’s how Tyrion figured out who was passing information to Cersei out of the Small Council.
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@JeremiahDJohns Some are born Discourse, some achieve Discourse, some have Discourse thrust upon them.
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@ArmandDoma You really think Bill O’Reilly would do that? Just go on the Internet and tell lies?.
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@kalinah It’s like that one bodybuilding thread, but for the nerdiest thing imaginable.
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@LinkofSunshine Gen Z has no idea how good the Onion News Network used to be.
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@IRHotTakes If you don’t make the vroom noise, how did the tank move?
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@bdquinn Media frustration with Biden being levelheaded and right about this is yet more evidence they just want Trump back.
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@ArmandDoma I know we’re in Calvinball, but what would the grounds be?.
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3 years
@ChirilovMatei @JackDetsch Don’t be ridiculous. Russia absolutely cannot afford to lose 2 million fighting-age men (equivalent to double their entire active personnel roster) just to take Ukraine.
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The RETVRN folks make a lot more sense when you realize they want to be a *planter*, not a farmer.
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The okayest poster there is
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Like why is there an entire staff parked outside their house? Those are the people employed to create this fantasy life, who conveniently almost never get mentioned
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@IRHotTakes Given that Orks are fungal, aren’t they intersex? *takes cover*.
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@FoldableHuman *reading the description of a coin mixer* “Oh, you mean money laundering!”.
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@canderaid The difference is, the Joker pays his taxes.
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@un_a_valeable HE DOESN’T EVEN GO HERE.
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@mattyglesias Just for that, the Ghost of Kiev shot down another five Russians.
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10 months
@DanDeBrak Can’t be understated that most Americans in January 2024 did not know Donald Trump was going to run for office again.
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@ilpomodoro2 And Counter-Strike
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@opinonhaver Also, there is a considerable block of conservatives who do want legal immigrants deported.
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@WillTheKid1507 No, it got him lots of engagement.
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@BusinessmanLego Isn’t one of the first things they ask you during a life insurance quote “do you smoke?”.
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@TonerousHyus @boxbrown @StolenDans There are *so* many trash Westerns from that era.
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@agraybee In a few decades it will have been American longer than it ever was a unified kingdom.
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@zkleverton The true alpha move would be to get him to make a Punisher movie for them.
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@CrankyFed If you’re categorically opposed to the death penalty in all cases, I get it. Otherwise, “me reaping”.
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@golikehellmachi I had never seen these before—this is one of the worst product designs I’ve ever seen.
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@BourbonDienasty @agraybee Temperance was a ludicrously horseshoe issue. Henry Ford, like many industrialists, felt drink was costing him productivity. Many Communists of the time believed alcohol was a capitalist plot to subvert working class power.
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@KT_So_It_Goes Let us all remember what happened the last time someone tried “Twitter, but no moderation”:.
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@ArmandDoma I think the point of the scene is no one had ever applied “classically trained” high-pressure sales tactics to penny stock before. Whether that’s true or not is an open question.
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@KnightMirko @fermerzpolissia Starvation—famously not a problem under communism.
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@SpaghettiKozak No one remembers the insurgencies that got decisively crushed in six months.
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@agraybee It was really funny watching journalists in the opening weeks of the Biden admin lose their shit that no one important was leaking to them anymore.
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@OzKaterji Looks like Girkin’s…in a pickle.
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@peterawolf Cyclops 45 days.Sirens 4 days.Calypso 2555 days.Lotus Eaters 38 days. Someone who is good at travel please help me schedule this, my crew is dying.
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@agraybee Remember kids “there is no ethical consumption under capitalism” means “it’s okay to do whatever I want.”.
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@LittleMammith People can’t grasp that “we could have made different decisions that would have avoided this dilemma” doesn’t mean “there is never a need to confront a dilemma”.
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@ArmandDoma Yes, but frankly I have questions about why she needs a 2BR.
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@ArmandDoma “Who is the current lawful President of the United States?”.
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@un_a_valeable So much of American historiography of Vietnam doesn’t even acknowledge the NVA regular army as an entity, let alone the ARVN.
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@un_a_valeable It’s one of his best traits.
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@ArmandDoma Leftists routinely accuse Democrats of not wanting to actually win elections and just fundraising off being the minority party, and I wonder where they might have gotten the idea that is something political parties do.
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@ArmandDoma Unfortunately, that just activates the second phase—Uncle Sam, the End of History.
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@donald_mclees @Noahpinion The United States has taken no military action against Russia (even after Russia shot down one of our drones, which is an act of war).
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@CartoonsHateHer No lead? It’s like you don’t even care.
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@canderaid Reminds me of 2021(?) when a bunch of people got their bank accounts locked and put on a no-fly list because they didn’t know it was illegal to donate to Hezbollah.
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@ArmandDoma Canonically they are supposed to seek out the most evil person in their time.
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@Authw8 @IRHotTakes Yep. A minority bloc backed by the remnants of the king’s court rejects the election results and has seized the town keep. Roll for initiative.
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Clearly @SwiftOnSecurity is the proper account to tag for content related to debugging.
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This bot couldn’t decide which of my accounts to tag so it did both 🥰
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@kwakara91 @matthewfdesmond @CougarSpider They tried it! That was the story of CHAZ!.
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@watn_tarnation Clinton plans to announce the formation of a controversial “United States of America”.
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@agraybee One of the key jokes of the 21 Jump Street reboot is about Channing Tatum’s character falsely assuming casual homophobia would make him popular with the then-late-millennial high school crowd.
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@dieworkwear Growing up and becoming normal sucks. We’ve had movies about this for decades. What’s (relatively) new is the atomization. Some of it we do to ourselves—if he joins a book club or something he’ll get a lot of the socialization back.
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@ChadNotChud Stealing from other people is based, stealing from me is cringe.
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@agraybee No no no, you have it all wrong. Bernie has the same politics as Le Pen, because he would be far right in Europe.
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@russophileLs Three day operation.
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@dieworkwear It’s a cargo cult. The belief is that wearing expensive-looking clothes will imbue you with money. Sometimes that’s about infiltrating upper-class spaces (good luck). Sometimes it’s more supernatural.
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@CougarSpider Lefties treat “Engage in guerrilla warfare” like Michael Scott.
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@agraybee Dred Scott at least got corrected by the 14th Amendment. Korematsu is still on the books.
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@Cypherl1 @MasonTheDummy @TopSecretNoam @ecophagy9 Different people won the first and second World Wars (Italy and Japan both fought with the Allies the first time).
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@opinonhaver @oreos2002 Americans eat such an absurdly large amount of meat by world standards it’s not even funny.
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@agraybee I love the interpretation that the Predator is an outcast from a planet of entirely normal aliens who think he’s a retrograde dilettante weirdo.
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@peterawolf “A gentleman is one who knows how to make memes but doesn’t.”.
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@CougarSpider Wait, is the point that the guy who raped so many women that 1/200 people is related to him was *better*?.
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@un_a_valeable The fact that most people in the US believe “it’s not OK to do coups” means any potential coup is already facing a brick wall.
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@d_h_sanders lol, Shaun.
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@mattyglesias If there’s one thing these four years have shown, it’s how much you can get done with Acting Secretaries.
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@russophileLs “And what about NATO’s losses?”. “NATO haven’t arrived yet.”.
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I loathe the way leftist visions of the future seem to end with “we pass one big bill and then we’ll never have to do politics again.”. Unfortunately, it’s the better of the two versions you hear, because the other one starts with “we kill all the bad people.”.
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@opinonhaver “How do you envision something in 12-dimensional space?”. “Just think of it in n dimensions and then let n go to 12.”.
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@UsingCigarettes @alex_abads Where’s Saddam Hussein?.
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@agraybee In this Atlanta bookstore, we talk to some black women voters who still have confidence in Joe Biden.
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@un_a_valeable Too inauthentic and weird to appeal to Mrs. Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson.
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@BusinessmanLego “There are exactly 57 registered Communists in the State Department!”
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@DaSkrubKing I am so excited for lab-grown meat.
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@ArmandDoma The Discourse when this guy’s Zodiac ends up splashed by an American helicopter is going to be unbearable.
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@michaeldweiss I can’t remember the last time the doom faction was right about something in Ukraine. They wanted to pull out of Bakhmut. They said Ukraine was out of ammo. They said we needed to freeze the conflict.
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@un_a_valeable It somehow manages to be unfair and demeaning to every single party to the conflict.
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@polipelican @Weedledouble Everyone knows when you want to suppress information, you give it a Pulitzer.
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@ahardtospell @mkwitzke There’s all kinds of overhead running a legitimate sanitation consulting business you don’t get with dentistry.
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@CougarSpider “Haiti has limestone” is the GOAT of this posting genre.
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@ArmandDoma Of course if we were to institute a dictator, his opinion about things would *never* change.
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@BeauTFC I thought this was about Attorney General Twitter, and got confused.
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@dieworkwear But enough about wristwatches.
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@ArmandDoma It’s worse—they fired on the American helicopter before they were sunk in retaliation.
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