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@OneRandom14

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Brutally honest @fcbayern fan, usually too honest for the biased ones.

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@afcjxmes This. Forever and ever
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@shemsifcb @epoHBayern Are still better on paper, but if this is a power ranking, we are talking about their current form. And they’ve been very very poor
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@billy_midnight_ Damn. I mean, it’s not that these words mean too much, it’s like wishing a random person happy birthday even tho you don’t really give a damn about them, but still, it’s impressive that so many big clubs went out of their ways to release statements
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@BavarianAD Who cares about PR awards? Let me tell you something even sadder. FC Bayern München: 6 UCLs Kroos, Modric, and Carvajal: 6 UCLs each
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@LeroyPrince77 Basically, Leverkusen without Xhaka, Wirtz (still recovering from ACL), Grimaldo, Boni, and Hofmann
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@shemsifcb Finale dahoam was worse. But this is close
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@BayernTimes On paper, 2013. On the pitch, 2020. It's simple
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@ToIgaFCB What da hell is a polar bear doing in Arlington Texas
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@iMiaSanMia @Plettigoal @kerry_hau Forever and ever a Bayern legend, but it’s probably the right moment to move on. Same with Gnabry and Sane
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@iMiaSanMia @DiMarzio Genoa accepting offers without hesitating. Why can Fulham not be like that?
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@shemsifcb France above Portugal? lol
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@iMiaSamMia @Sky_Torben Levy’s inside man to sabotage us for ripping him off last summer
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@thomassist25_ If they were about us, you would love them 🤷🏻‍♂️
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@BoeySzn_ It’s between this and Old Trafford 2010. Maybe Real Madrid 2007 comes close, but nothing else really
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@MunichFanpage At least in the Champions League, if we really care about that Allianz deal…. Fußball Arena as a name sucks
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@iMiaSamMia HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
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@MunichFanpage I would put Coman on par with Kimmich. After that comes Ulreich
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@MunichFanpage “Afraid”. He‘s just respectful, that’s all
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@CampusVid2 @iMiaSanMia He surely had his powerpoint saved somewhere for this opportunity. Perhaps it was the end of last season's Premier League, not Bundesliga
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@Scoretxka Our fan base didn’t deserve him: constantly, and I mean constantly comparing him to Neuer, and also constantly mocking him for his height
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@Niklas__BMG Hochverdient
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@fiago7 the apologies need to be as loud as the disrespect
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@iMiaSanMia @Plettigoal @kerry_hau It cannot end so soon. It can’t
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@culerboi Call it a hot take, but I don’t think Xavi is the main issue. It’s not his fault that the club can only afford a player like Johnny Sins aka Romeu to fill Busquets’ shoes. It’s not his fault that Gavi tore his ACL during the international break
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@iMiaSanMia Mind games against Ulm. My gaffer
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@culerboi You cooked us, and also deserved to get a penalty 🤷🏻‍♂️
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@iMiaSanMia Whenever I think that he can redeem his „loser career“ by winning the UCL right at Wembley, I shed a few tears 🥹
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@Tel39enjoyer Movement Eto’o Speed Mbappe Heading CR7 Finishing Gerd Strength Ibra Dribbling Henry Link-up play Kane Work rate Ivica Olic The GOAT:
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@MusialaEra Might???! Where have you been? Ofc they are the WORST. However, their confidence is quite justifiable: they are favourites, that‘s the reality… unbeaten in 18 games vs poorest season in quite some time 🤷🏻‍♂️
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@Official_Benji_ That first picture has to be quite old looking at the Telekom logo, unless it‘s his own training tshirt that he has kept since he was our player
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@BMmydna The 2017 game is not at all a good example. On the other hand, the 2018 one absolutely is
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@its_chope @Plettigoal @SkySportDE It’s a meme, twitter users hijacked the voting
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@shemsifcb Mate, this season we lost against BVB, Bremen and Leipzig in Supercup at home, last season we got dunked on by SCF in Pokal and lost crucial points in title deciding games (Hoffe & Leipzig). Also failed to put City under any serious pressure in the 2nd leg. Before that Villareal
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@Botoni1904 🤷🏻‍♂️
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@culerboi It’s not his fault that instead of a top striker in his prime like Haaland you can only afford an aging Lewandowski. It’s not his fault that Dembouz is a snake after all you’ve done for him. Etc
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@iMiaSanMia Perhaps stupid question, but there is no way we can rename our stadium as long as Allianz is our sponsor, right? Reanaming it “Franz Beckenbauer Arena” would be fitting
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@MunichFanpage And once Müller retires, Südkurve -> Thomas Müller Kurve
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@alviino10 @nocontextfooty Personally, I don’t give the slightest damn about my country, while I love my club wholeheartedly. So yea, I’d never pick the red door over the black one
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@iMiaSanMia People saying this is leaking 😭😭 A Leverkusen spy could have done that himself, ya know?
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@iMiaSanMia @kicker All I know is that if we don’t get him, we might end up having the same regrets as with de Bruyne and Griezmann 🤷🏻‍♂️
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@KlaasFCB @iMiaSanMia No need for a farewell when it’s a matter of “see you again”
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@ArchivoVAR Same vibes
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@thomassist25_ It was great, but for me not quite as great as this
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@thomassist25_ Great answer. That 3 month peak was unbelievable. I would argue it was better than any version of Robben and Ribery, that‘s how good he was (ofc I‘m strictly talking about those 3 months, and ofc Robben and Ribery consistently fried even bigger fish throughout their careers)
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@iMiaSanMia I know we are all excited that we are finally getting a DM, but is he really better on the ball than this?
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@FCBayern Super Max vs the rest of the board
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@KubusFCB From the recent history, one of this 4 (12/13, 14/15, 15/16, 22/23), with the 20/21 one as honorable mention because of the Barca game. All time I really don’t know
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@iMiaSanMia Sabi x Konni winger duo. Europe ain’t ready
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@roro_fcb Raname the stadium to Franz Beckenbauer Arena. If there is one legend who would deserve that, it’s him
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@TaistoFCB ”Resale value”. This argument, man… Yea, I wonder what Real Madrid had in mind when they wanted to build their defense around Alaba and Rüdiger, both players with 0 resale value 🥴 No, mate, they are so successful because they care about QUALITY above everything else
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@TheBayernGuy_ I remember Pavard also had these long diagonal balls in him
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@Flo10SZN And they did
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@robinfoux Prime Hans-Jörg Butt
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@MunichFanpage “Real Madrid, a team with history that has won 14 UCL titles” the history:
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@iMiaSanMia @archiert1 @ESPNFC Kane vs Neuer in training: unstoppable force vs immovable object
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@clinicalmusiala 11/12, 15/16, 17/18, and prolly 20/21 too… I’m not sure if there has been a more wasteful team than us over the years. Maybe Juve, idk
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@RM_Footbal1 @Rx_605 @PSGINT_ Ferran didn’t interfere at all, what are you waffling?
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@iMiaSanMia @Plettigoal With a buy back clause, right? Rightttttt???? 💔💔💔💔
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@thomassist25_ It was away at freakin Gladbach with 1 man down
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@iMiaSanMia WE AVOIDED SOMMER, I CAN‘T BELEIVE THAT. Also, it was so clear that City would get Copenhagen 😂
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@shemsifcb Nope. Prime Douglas Costa, prime Müller, prime Lewandowski + Robben, Ribery, Coman, and Götze was better if we are honest. Both in the starting IX and off the bench
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@shemsifcb Followed by the most embarrassing game of this era
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@iMiaSanMia We need some renewals and new signings in winter from you, my Freund. I trust you
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@thomassist25_ Man, someone really has to ask Tuchel some questions today in the PK
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@thomassist25_ The fact that he will end his career with 0 UCLs, while overrated CBs like Varane did it multiple times, is kinda sad
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@ShouldHaveMeme @hardfootypix @nocontextfooty Meanwhile in Dortmund 10 years ago 🙄 Although the one against Chelsea this year was very cool
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@esetfcb @thomassist25_ How does the offside work in the Premier League? I mean, Sadio himself struggled with it when playing for us… There‘s something fishy about it
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@scrapytweets We even robbed you in that game which this video doesn’t show. That was a shocking performance from us, hopefully we’ll do a whole lot better this time because your away record is actually great
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@LeroyPrince77 Not sure what stats say, but to me they gave away a bit too many balls
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@musialatokane @iMiaSanMia did you not see him during the Lazio game??
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@iMiaSanMia Not overreacting. It’s a freakin friendly
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@TheBayernGuy_ Was this not supposed to be a foul in the first game, tho? The second replay at least shows that Müller kinda pushes him. Also, if all in all we agree that the handball in Paris should have not been given, then this should have not been given either 🤷‍♂️
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@bayerncentre He saved 2 penalties, that's all. To become Neuer's successor there is still a veeeery long way to go
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@thomassist25_ @iMiaSanMia And that’s exactly why we need a right winger
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Bayern will have a buy-back clause included in Chris Richards' Crystal Palace contract [ @cfbayern ]
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@MusialaEra This is arguably the cringiest take that I’ve read today
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@mmarcelandreas @TUTTOJUVE_COM Great tempo controller who can also progress the ball, and De Zerbi knows him 🤷‍♂️
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@sir_dagachi @iMiaSanMia Well, this movement happened in most stadiums
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@iMiaSanMia I’ve seen this 6 times before this season 🤔 Well, I guess some fresh blood in the refereeing business can’t really do any harm
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@iMiaSanMia „Paulinha“, Araujo, and Mbappe will do it
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@qextan @BavarianAD Perhaps even more than that, but what can we do? Stop watching football?
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@iMiaSanMia @mstachelberger_ Eberl vs the rest of the board
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@LeroyPrince77 @DiegoribasB Bruv 😭😭😭 This is kinda shameless, ngl
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@InterGermany frankly, I’m Bayern fan and Inter is one of the clubs I respect the most. I rooted for you to kick Barca to UEL and qualify together with us from the group state, I rooted for you to beat Benfica, and since we got knocked out by City, I’ve been rooting for u to go all the way
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@iMiaSanMia P. A. L. H. I. N. H. A.
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@CompsBayern Monsterclass. Tuchel might trust him against Rodrygo as well
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@iMiaSanMia_en @FCBayern It’s gonna end sooner or later, especially with the new group stage format 🤷‍♂️ But it’s insane that nobody else has ever come even close to this record
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@iMiaSanMia Without ifs and buts, yet he says „But surprises are always possible.“ 2 sentences later
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@thomassist25_ What Xabi did is more impressive if we are honest. Jupp was an established coach and did it with Neuer, Lahm and Robben at club with a much bigger tradition and budget. Xabi is a young upcoming coach who did it with Hradecky, Frimpong and Hofmann at a club nicknamed Neverkusen
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@DiegoribasB @iMiaSanMia Laimer is good, tho
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@iMiaSanMia @BILD_Bayern The legendary red Audi
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@J6KMV1 That’s not really Munich, tho. But yea, mountains are not more than 1 hour away by car, depending on the starting point
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@thomassist25_ She thinks outside the box. Ofc she could have said Müller, Neuer, Lewandowski, Lahm, Robben, Ribery, etc., but those are the most basic, generic answers. Great girl.
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@iMiaSanMia I swear, his English sounds weird. He doesn’t have that Bri’ish “bo'oh'o'wa'er” accent
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