Kane is breaking the record for the most goals scored in a Bundesliga season in his first season in Germany.
Never beating the farmers league allegations 😭
Thread of Non-German European clubs paying condolences to Der Kaiser.
The father of the modern game alongside Cruyff ❤️🤍.
Going in descending order of club size:
1. Real Madrid
Some of Tuchel’s embarrassing losses:
5-1 to Frankfurt
2-1 to Saarbrucken
4-1 to Man City (aggregate)
2-1 to Freiburg
3-1 to Leipzig
3-1 to Mainz
3-0 Leipzig (Supercup)
3-0 Leverkusen
All this has happened in the space of 10 months. Unforgivable is not the word
@westerosies
D&D couldn’t handle smart characters without source material. Varys, Littlefinger and Tyrion all deteriorating simultaneously is no coincidence
@ExJohnHonestyy
How shameless can a man be robbing someone and then making fun of them. Real Madrid truly the cheapest footballing institution living off its tainted glory
@UTDTrey
Barca’s latest album just dropped:
1. You Own Us I (Ft. Bayern)
2. You Own Us II (Ft. Frankfurt)
3. Back To Back (UEL Edition)
4. We are the Beggars
5. 8-2
6. Don’t Spank Me Daddy (Ft. Muller)
7. I Bow To You, Sir (Ft. Real Madrid)
8. Bankruptcy
9. WE ARE FINISHED
@iMiaSanMia
The fact that we compete financially with sheiks and oligarchs. And destroy those petro-billion clubs on multiple occasions. God i love this club
@ExJohnHonestyy
Madrid fan talking about xG when your club’s entire success has been predicated on playing ass for 90 minutes and cheaping out a win in stoppage time🤦♂️
@billy_midnight_
That Madrid you're talking about still managed 3.5 xG to your 0.3 in a UCL semi-final 😭 You people have fully devolved into Barca fans, crying and blaming anyone but your embarrassing selves for your failures and hiding behind your fingers
Time for everyone to admit that Bayern have the best defense in Europe. 8 UCL games, 6 clean sheets, and only conceded against Plzen. De Ligt Upamecano Davies Cancelo/Stanisic. The wall.
“Look I’m a Madrid fan and I can make fun of clubs who I defeated through corruption”
They have the most insecure, childish and entitled fanbase in all of sports. It’s nauseous
Getting rejected by 5 managers in 2 weeks and sticking to a manager who handed them their first trophyless season in 13 years, Bayern's downfall needs to be studied
@iMiaSanMia
@Plettigoal
@SkySportNews
With every growing second, our fanbase should realize that Thomas Muller is one in a billion zillion. we’ll never have someone who loved the club so much. Bavaria’s greatest treasure
@iMiaSanMia
I’ll never hate alaba for leaving us for Madrid. He had won everything there was to win with us and dispensed his best years for us.
Can we say the same for a certain left back at our club rn?
Low-key hope this account gets suspended. They’re selling the club’s soul and reputation for a few interactions. Frankly grossed me out, how little the account actually cares about Bayern when u see their recent tweets/replies
@westerosies
Daenaerys was the most over-rated one-dimensional character in the show, and her character was already one of the worst-written even pre season 8
Neuer 2014 ballondor.
After revolutionising the position and leading our country to a World Cup and winning the world, they gave it to Barca and FIFA’s biggest pampering baby. Now suddenly since Messi won it, World Cup has become the deciding factor😂😂
Spurs fans trying to act big and cocky in the comments like their club’s overall legacy in football is not somewhere between Deportivo La Corina and Greuther Furth is hilarious
(🟢) "Harry Kane should say internally or maybe he already said it: ‘Mr Levy, let me go to FC Bayern. I'm not playing in the Champions League here, I'm not achieving anything with
#Tottenham
. I might come back, maybe in the future but please let me now go to Bayern Munich.’
Kane
Breaking🚨:
Bellingham has now broken the record for the most number of high fives in champions league history. No player has ever given more high fives than Bellingham against Bayern today: 11