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To demonstrate just how much Dortmund bottled it, this is actually just a replica of the trophy. The real one is in Dortmund 💀.
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Visit the USA.
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His lawyer looks rather inexperienced.
🟡🔴✍🏻 Claudio Ranieri and his lawyers already signed all formal documents for his return to AS Roma as head coach. Back home. 🔙🏡
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Footballs greatest "gentleman" calling *this* a dive. Ok man
🚨⚪️ Ancelotti: “Bayern complained about the offside? Ok, so we complain about the cancelled goal of Nacho… because Kimmich dived”.
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Almost none of the idiots who racially abused you actually got convicted. Are they all innocent as well?.
I'm sorry for everything you’ve been through, Benjamin Mendy. You lost two years of your career, but that's the least of this whole situation… What about the psychological damage? Surely your life will never be the same. The culture of destroying reputations has made yet
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Poor guy. Got sacked from his dream job, for which he left everything and everyone, just because Bayern feared they might lose out on some other guy.
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Thankfully Nagelsmann has called up so many Leverkusen-players, so he can always rely on a goal in the 90+ minute.
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Nah, Lewandowski’s legacy might need some serious revisionism
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Didn’t Ronaldo’s keeper save all 3 penalties in their last shootout?.
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Villarreal rotated their ENTIRE STARTING ELEVEN from the game against Bayern. They even changed their GK 😭😭😭.
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Nice to see Füllkrug settling into life in England.
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Darwin Núñez is wanted by a bunch of top clubs & has been mentioned as a potential replacement for Lewandowski. He isn’t a bad player & is useful in the right system, but there are too many red flags for him to function in a top side or his price tag to be justified. [A Thread]
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Only good thing about empty stadiums is hearing what managers say & Tuchel was having none of Werner:. "Timo, how long are you staying on the left? You’re playing on the right! The last 15 mins you’ve only been on the left! Don’t you understand?". 😭😭😭.
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This was an official Barcelona stream. They were begging for mercy 😭😭😭
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Stanišić letting Kane wear his Bundesliga winners medal after returning from his Leverkusen-loan.
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Germany’s pressing is so coordinated and effective today. How on earth did Nagelsmann manage to implement it that well in just 2-3 training sessions 😭😭😭.
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Turkey might be dark horses for the EUROs!.
Turkey low key have a golden Gen right now.
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"Best out of possession team itw" currently behind to the worst Bayern side in the post-war era.
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Silas Wamangituka with one of the most disrespectful finishes you’re ever likely to see 😭😭😭
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One BILLION Euro of government money for one year of Mbappé when 15%-20% of the country live in poverty. Really puts things into perspective.
🚨🇸🇦 On top of Al-Hilal's €300m offer to PSG for Mbappè — they will pay the forward a salary of €700m for just one year, reports @jamesbenge. €700m is a weekly wage of €13m. This deal will allow him to depart to Real Madrid for free next summer.
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Nah, Cancelo ain’t real. One half-time sub and he’s already looking for his next club 😭😭😭.
João Cancelo: “I’ve not received any proposal from Real Madrid in January, no… if rumours say so, I don’t know”, tells Movistar. 🚨🇵🇹 #Bayern. “If a club like Real Madrid wants you, it’s a pleasure — it also means I’m doing the right things”.
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Bayern really spent €25m on a manager & talked about a long-term project, but left him out to dry at every opportunity & sacked him 19 months into his reign, despite being among the best teams in Europe underlying numbers-wise & having just convincingly beaten PSG in the CL. Smh.
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Bayern really just bought Gravenberch so that nobody else could have him lmao.
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Rashford when he saw Kimmich celebrating a goal
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Kevin Stöger with one of the greatest HE'S HIM performances oat. Away from home. 0-3 down from the 1st leg‼️. 18' assist.66' assist.67' wins a pen.68' scores the pen.120' scores his pen in the shootout.8 Key Passes.3 Big Chances Created. Saved Bochum from relegation on his own
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If Kimmich had done that to Bellingham, Kimmich would’ve received a Red Card, gotten arrested on suspicion of assault, Bayern would’ve had to write a public apology and 3 of their Champions League titles would’ve gone to Madrid.
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"But none of them went on trial". Well, seems like the system isn’t perfect after all, is it?.
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Knauff really left Dortmund for Frankfurt to win trophies 💀💀💀.
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Timo Werner has equaled his Bundesliga g+a for the season in 2 Prem games
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Coming back like this after an ACL injury that kept you out of the World Cup is insane
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Kimmich (lung infiltration) & Choupo are currently struggling with the side effects of contracting Covid whilst unvaccinated. In this Thread we’ll look at a few professional footballers, all of whom were unvaccinated at the time of contracting Covid, & how they reacted to it.
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Incroyable
This is a Cannavaro 2006-esque carry job by Hummels 😭😭😭.
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Lewandowski seeing Bayern win 6-1 without him whilst he isn’t even registered for the LaLiga season
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I can assure you, if Gavi wasn’t Spanish and playing for Barcelona, absolutely nobody would be comparing him to Iniesta lmao.
Gavi so like Iniesta in how he can take the ball almost anywhere and come away with it.
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This kind of decision making should not be rewarded with a goal.
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How does Mathys Tel have more Bundesliga goals than Adeyemi, Malen and Modeste combined?.
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According to "Kicker", the doctors gave a "thumbs up" whilst carrying Eriksen away. Finally a bit of good news 🙏
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The "Liverpool form" Mané was talking about
Sadio Mané asked when we'll see him in his Liverpool form again: "Soon. I promise you." [@_kochmaximilian]
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What are they cooking
Rennes' Désiré Doué (19) is high on Bayern's list and could become a serious transfer target either this summer or in 2025 [@Plettigoal, @SkySportNews]
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Hansi Flick has won more trophies as a coach at Bayern (3) than he has had defeats (2). 👑
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Lewandowski scored 17 Bundesliga-goals in his 1st season at Bayern. Kane is on 15. After 10 games.
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And they said Number 10s were dying out una
🚨🔴 As reported in our show tonight Dani #Olmo remains on the list of FC Bayern ✔️. ▫️The 26 y/o was always one of the names internally discussed but it was never advanced. Max Eberl is in contact with Olmo and his management as the Bayern boss is informed about all details
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The xG Gods came for them. Hard
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Spain throwing the game against Japan to avoid Brazil in the Quarterfinals, just to then go out against Morocco in the Round of 16 is peak Karma lmao.
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You gotta admire Arsenal’s transfer strategy. Attacking the window (early) & signing young players to improve the starting XI. The established starters either become backups or are forced to fight to retain their spot. It keeps the squad fresh & prevents things from going stale.
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Arsenal working on deal to sign Ajax defender Jurrien Timber. #AFC have made an opening offer worth ~£30m. #Ajax want ~£50m but optimism a compromise will be reached. Personal terms with Netherlands int’l thought to be in place @TheAthleticFC
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Throughout Matthäus' 20 year career, there were exactly 6 seasons in which he played more than 50 games. Kimmich, for example, has played 50+ games in 6 out of his last 7 seasons.
Lothar Matthäus in Jeddah talking about the new 32-team World Cup: 'When I was playing, I had 55-60 full games every year and I was never crying - Give me more games, make me happy' [🎥 @SkySportsNews].
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Eintracht Frankfurt could realistically finish 13th or 14th in the Bundesliga & still be in the Champions League next season. I love football 😭😭😭.
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I swear if someone says ter Stegen > Neuer ever again 💀💀💀.
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@MercedesAMGF1 @RacingPointF1 @SChecoPerez @ValtteriBottas @PET_Motorsports @GeorgeRussell63 Mercedes intentionally sabotaged Russell so that nobody can say "everyone can win in a Merc". They really are doing everything in their power to protect Lewis & his legacy. Something like this would never happen with Lewis 👍.
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Glenn Nyberg told the Bayern players that he didn’t give the pen bc it was a "kid’s mistake" and he didn’t want to call it in a CL quarter-final. That’s an absolutely ridiculous excuse, that would mean that own goals / goals that result from crazy mistakes also shouldn’t count.
Bayern were denied a clear penalty when Gabriel handled the ball in his own box. (This was after Raya had already passed to him, so the ball was regularly in play).
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Sacking Nagelsmann now would be one of the worst sporting decisions ever made. But then again, the same club thought it was enough to replace Lewandowski with Mané.
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England getting Slovakia in the Round of 16, Switzerland in the Quarters and Austria in the Semis. Unreal Mickey Mouse run.
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De Ligt has been flawless since joining Bayern, is a leader on the pitch and already almost speaks perfect German. If he continues like this, he’ll be considered one of Bayern’s best ever signings.
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Bayern probably the only club to think about Guardiola after having been rejected by Rangnick and Lopetegui lmao.
At Säbener Straße, it's being 'whispered' that Bayern bosses are dreaming of a Pep Guardiola return. The contact has never been broken since Pep left the club in 2016, he still has an apartment in Munich and comes often to visit the city. However, it remains to be seen whether
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It’s so sad seeing Neuer so washed up. It’s even sadder seeing delusional people still defend him.
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So Bayern will sign Dest, Chiesa, Julian Alvarez & Raphinha in January. Some window!.
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So stupid that the Bundesliga deadline is 6 hours before the deadline of most other top leagues.
ℹ️ João Palhinha and FC Bayern are waiting in Munich - for the green light from Fulham! Medical is all done. Deal is NOT done yet. 57 minutes left for a final decision ✅. @SkySportDE 🇵🇹
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Bayern’s lack of planning has left them with just 18 outfielders. One of them is Sarr. Mazraoui, Choupo, Kim (& Sarr) will all miss games in January due to international competitions. Funnily enough, Stanisic would have had less competition at Bayern than at Leverkusen
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Musiala is the best player in the world at keeping a ball that he has seemingly lost lmao.
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"I" "I" "I""I" "I" "I""I" "I" "I". In a team sport 😂.
🔴💭 Cristiano Ronaldo to @FiveUk: “When I'm back at Man United, I was very happy. I was one of the best scorers”. “I did unbelievable things with the club. My first season with 37, I was the third best scorer of the league”. “I scored all the group stage. I scored every game.
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Leon Goretzka since 2020:. 48 Starts.15 Goals.20 Assists. Without a doubt the best Box-To-Box midfielder in the world 🔥🔥🔥
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Key Passes in the Bundesliga this season:. 75 Jonas Hofmann.74.73.72.71.70.69.68.67.66.65.64.63.62.61.60.59.58.57.56.55.54 Joshua Kimmich / Julian Brandt.53.52.51.50.49.48 Dominik Szoboszlai.
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Bayern Deadline Day Highlights:. Palhinha ❌.Chalobah ❌.Bella-Kotchap ❌.Cancelo ❌.
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Getting rid of the away goals rule was the best thing to have happened to the CL.
People see 18 goals scored in 4 knockout games and still complain about getting rid of the away goals rule
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The reason we all still remember this is because it was literally his only goal between October 2023 and September 2024 lmao.
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@AvidBenzemaStan Casemiro didn’t play the ball and there was contact. I’ve seen penalties be given for a lot less lmao.
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Musiala just scored a goal reminiscent of prime Messi. I’m lost for words.
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