Brian Oake Show
@OakeShow
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I believe in laughter, tolerance, irreverence and blathering on incessantly. I host a morning radio program. Your mom thinks I'm cool. No seriously, ask her.
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I got vaxxed, boosted, and have been following protocols for the last two years. Laying on the couch three days after my first positive test. I got bit.
Please, get vaxxed and wear your fucking mask. Do your part. Are you a real patriot or not?
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In 25+ years of doing professional drive time radio, I've only ever dropped the F bomb once.
This morning was number two. I'll never work again...
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Am I really going on the
@PowerTripKFAN
tomorrow morning to finally play the legendary Initials game? Yes. Yes, I am.
@CoryCove
@MeatSauce1
@Chris_Hawkey
I'll see you then!
@KFAN1003
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If you drive in a proper snowstorm like this without your headlights on, you're an actual prick.
That's it. That's the tweet.
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Tomorrow morning I'll be joining my friends on
@PowerTripKFAN
for most of the morning. I genuinely love making radio with these guys. Please tune in and spread the word. Cheers!
@KFAN1003
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Guess what?
@EffinBirds
is in our area code for the next few days, and I'll be in tow for a good chunk of it. Hopefully we'll see you soon.
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We are promised nothing.
Pet every cat.
Sample every hors d'oeuvres.
Return every smile.
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Proud to know this guy.
He just helped make an insincere world a little more sincere. Bravo.
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Just got done giving an hour of under oath testimony over the phone to an actual judge.
I have never hated a previous employer more than this.
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Took me almost an hour to get home from Oake On The Water tonight, but I didn't mind. Listening to
@CaptainKFAN
and
@BobStPierre
on FAN Outdoors soothes my soul and always reminds me just how fantastic it is to be a Minnesotan.
@KFAN1003
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There's not one other living person that will ever mean more to me than my daughter.
Not one. Ever.
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Again, this morning was very enjoyable. Thanks,
@PowerTripKFAN
and
@KFAN1003
.
So many laughs with dear, old friends.
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I'll be joining this jolly crew of weirdos tomorrow morning at 7:30 on
@KFAN1003
!
“Showing your work ruined my high school career. If I never had to show my work, I’d be at NASA.”
@MeatSauce1
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I just got done with one of my favorite phone calls in months. And it involves
@EffinBirds
! GAH!!! I'm freaking giddy!!
Details coming soon.
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Fuck me. I'm clearing my schedule.
MINNEAPOLIS: I’m visiting your town for the first time in October. I’ll be at
@TwinCitiesCon
October 2-3 and at
@magersandquinn
for a signing on October 1 to launch Greetings From Effin’ Birds in North America.
The M&Q event is limited attendance.
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Guess what's coming back??
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Fuck, I thought I hated syndicated sports content when they talked about sports. Listening to these tools talk about medicine, infrastructure and pandemic is utterly stultifying. Ugh.
@KFAN1003
, you need someone local who knows content and good guests. Just saying.
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If I was told I had to choose between Bread or Steak, one or the other, for the rest of my life...
Bread. And it's not close.
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Shit, Harry. Don't start making me love you.
Harry Styles performing ‘Juice’ by Lizzo on BBC Radio 1 Live Lounge.
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Holy shit! I'm in a contest!!
Vote early and often. Thank you.
Quote of the Year Tournament
The Beaver Region (Round of 64)
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Just had a 'kindness of strangers' moment in a parking lot. Out of the blue, someone I've never met just said a few decent, thoughtful words and it's got me reeling in my vehicle.
Do something good today, that has no immediate reward. Surprise the world with your heart.
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Get tested. Wear a mask. Act like an adult.
I would really like rock shows to come back. Thank you.
Today we announced a significant expansion of COVID-19 testing in Minnesota. As we see new highs in nearly all the metrics we use to track the virus, I encourage everyone to get a test. The new sites are free and open to anyone, whether or not you have symptoms or insurance.
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I love
@MarkDParrish
too. Also,
@timmyt64
, you make me miss the times before Twitter existed.
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Thanks
@PowerTripKFAN
. That was very fun!
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This, right fucking here.
Spend money on music. Don't quibble, give back to the voices that saved you. Also, merry xmas.
Everyone who posted a Spotify wrapped is legally required to spend at least $20 this Bandcamp Friday.
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In all seriousness,
@EffinBirds
is one of the very best things to ever happen to The Internet.
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I'm available!!
@Chris_Hawkey
@OakeShow
@PowerTripKFAN
y'all should do some more music heavy type of shows now that there won't be a ton of sports new for the next couple of weeks! Would love to hear it! If Oake is allowed back after last time...
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Where the f@#! is
@Chris_Hawkey
?? I came to
@mallofamerica
to cheer him on in his 50 mile Gump Walk. I have looped all three floors. Possibly shopping for moisturizer??
Good luck, brother, but I'm out.
@KFAN1003
@PowerTripKFAN
@cities97radio
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I couldn't put it better myself.
Good one, kid. Respect.
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This is the world I want to live in
If I owned a pizza place I’d open for breakfast and serve cold slices from the night before
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It's a trick.
Generates sympathy.
Distracts from SCOTUS nominee.
Gives him an out on future debates.
Gives him the opportunity to say 'that wasn't so bad', or credit some 'miracle vaccine' with a cure right before the election.
Makes any transition of power messier.
Diabolical.
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Hey,
@PowerTripKFAN
, I'm in your parking lot.
Do you always have 12 people on the show?
@KFAN1003
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I freaking hate this weather.
Stay near trees, hug the sides of buildings. Keep your eyes up for pterodactyls. This is when they feed.
#DinosaurWeather
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I've always liked him, but
@lakeshow73
has become one of the most important voices in Twin Cities radio.
George Conway telling us what we already know about Donald Trump doesn’t mean a damn thing to me. He’s married to a lying Trump loyalist in Kellyanne Conway. He gets no cool points. None.
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Some days are totally like 'I've earned my spot'..while others are very much openly crying, jamming your face full of vending machine Cheetos and wondering what you ever did to deserve so much credit and open kindness.
Not unlike Grief, Humility is also a wise master.
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Sadly, not camping. Still, a mild Autumn evening in Northern Minnesota is consistently amazing. This lake is so quiet. Aaah...
#breathing
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Relatable content
Don’t honk your fucking horn at me while you’re waiting for my parking space. I’ll turn my car off and sit here until we both die.
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It is on. A Clash of Titans!!
As just announced on the ‘Grum,
@OakeShow
and
@Tarth_Brooks
will face
@CommonManKFAN
and
@LilBKFAN
tomorrow at 1:35 in PROGRUM PASSWORD!
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Just remembered I'm on
@PowerTripKFAN
in 20 minutes to embarrass myself during In The Box. Tune into
@KFAN1003
around 8:40 to point and laugh.
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Amen
Most people who question the legitimacy of the vaccine do not question the legitimacy of a 2,000-year-old book claiming I had a son who rose from the dead.
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Hard to argue with this.
Impossible, actually.
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Here’s a show for you… BrianOakeShowEp1 episode of Brian Oake Show - Eps 1 - Colleen Kruse
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Firing is not enough. If we truly believe in Justice, these officers must be prosecuted. He was restrained and unarmed. This is murder.
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This morning was genuinely wonderful. Damn.
When
@PowerTripKFAN
brings family together.
From my brother
@JimmerMoses
"tell
@Chris_Hawkey
that all of this music talk this morning is why
@OakeShow
is awesome"
Keep up the good work boys and Haley!
@MeatSauce1
@MarkDParrish
@haley_darling
@KFANRosen
@ZachHalverson
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Hey, friends. I'm going to be on
@KFAN1003
today from about 1:30-3 to play Progrum Password and then discuss the Get Back documentary.
I'm a card-carrying member of The Commonwealth.
#progrum
@CommonManKFAN
@BMileskiKFAN
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I live in Minnesota and I've never been on a pair of ice skates.
I live in Minnesota and I think fishing is........OK.
What disqualifies you from living in your state?
#wct
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*tee hee*
good morning
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Excellent move.
Effective immediately, all concerts and events at First Avenue and associated venues will require either proof of a full series of COVID-19 vaccination, or proof of a negative Covid-19 test taken in the prior 72 hours.
More info:
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I live in Minneapolis. I love this city.
I'm very, very afraid right now. I don't want to see it burn...but maybe it has to.
#BlackLivesMatter
#JusticeForGeorgeFloyd
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Well put,
@Chris_Hawkey
.
Always give yourself one more day. Always. Please. There are adventures to be had and people to meet and places to see. There is Love. Today is not the only day. Darkness is not forever. It just isn’t. Go to bed. Sleep. Wake up tomorrow and try again. I Love You.
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Here we go!! Pick some dates, email your friends, and let's get back to it!
In a Minnesota summer, the weekend begins on Thursday afternoons! Oake on the Water is BACK! Join Cities 97.1 from 4-7pm on the sun-soaked decks of lakeside restaurants & bars all over the Twin Cities every Thursday this summer! Powered by
@Leinenkugels
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Well, looky here! It's
@MeatSauce1
on Ep 3 episode of The Brian Oake Show!! Thanks, brother!
Also, available on iTunes. Please share and subscribe!
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Interesting...
good night
UPDATE: Minutes after Mary Lucia signed off, MPR President Duchesne Drew announced that Lucia's boss was gone. "Jim McGuinn is no longer with Minnesota Public Radio," said an email Drew sent to MPR staff. McGuinn was the Current's program director.
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I remember it very well,
@JillRileyRadio
Damn.
RIP Louie Anderson. We had such a fun time with him when he visited
@TheCurrent
for an interview. Remember this,
@OakeShow
?
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Fuck. Don't make me go back to The Palace. I'm not even sure I'm allowed.
Too soon.
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Here comes the snow.
I, for one, am ready for it. Completely.
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This morning was very, very fun.
Today on
@PowerTripKFAN
the legend
@OakeShow
stopped by, and well, he said quite a few things that the guys think could end up in the Button Bar. I think I got them all.
@Chris_Hawkey
@MeatSauce1
@CoryCove
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@DJJasonNagel
The same fella who hung me out to dry over a minor kerfuffle to protect his own ass?
Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.
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I am in full support of this.
@JillRileyRadio
is a confirmed badass.
Thanks
@ChrisRstrib
for the nice article about my future as the solo host of
@TheCurrent
Morning Show. In a decade of hosting mornings, I’ve been part of the male/female dynamic. I made great memories with
@steveseel
and
@OakeShow
, but it’s time to be dancing on my own.
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That's it. I'm out.
The
@Vikings
are, and always have been, a complete freaking time suck. I could have been playing
@back4blood
this whole time.
I blame myself. No more.
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Woohoo!
@cities97radio
@Tarth_Brooks
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Today is my birthday. Sadly, hats don't fit my giant head.
I'm delighted with socks.
On Toad’s birthday Frog gave him a hat. Toad was delighted.
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The only way I could hate cottage cheese more is if it was garnished with live wasps.
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Seriously, but it's my fault really. I always take the bait. You'd think that I'd learn...
@OakeShow
talking to
@CommonManKFAN
“I always think I miss talking to you until I talk to you.”
Brilliant.
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Good morning, friends.
I'll be making two appearances on
@KFAN1003
today.
At 10:25 with
@PaulCharchian
and
@LValsvik
for a very interesting game.
Then at 1:45 with
@CommonManKFAN
and
@BMileskiKFAN
for the always contentious Progrum Password.
Wish me luck.
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Agreed. This also applies to retail. If you come in just before close, please know that every employee working there hates you.
If a restaurant closes at 11 and you come in at 10:45 you are the absolute worst
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Hey,
@Chris_Hawkey
,
@KQAL895
is the very first place I ever did radio! I went to
@winonastateu
. Tell Pops I say hello!
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People should be genuinely embarrassed. I love Lynyrd Skynyrd, but Immigrant Song is clearly superior.
Ridiculous. Radio listeners are simpletons.
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Sometimes I love social media
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It's really not good.
I lost points with
@PowerTripKFAN
over that one
@OakeShow
this morning on
@PowerTripKFAN
describing Disturbs cover of Sound of Silence: “It’s like if Josh Groban was the lead singer of Evanescence.”
Brilliant
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Aaaand we're back! Ep 81 - 'Brian is back from...' is now up.
I've been gone for a month. Where was I? Listen and learn. Cheers!
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Damn, that was a fun game!!
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