Tim Flanagan
@LMondelloGuy
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Telling dumb jokes and living life to the fullest .... because I eat a lot. AKA - Dad, Larry Mondello Guy, Gluteus Maximus.
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My wife is a casual at best Wolves fan. But here was her analysis: “Denver thought they had to stop the alpha wolf. They didn’t know they had to battle the whole pack.”
Her best sports take ever.
#Howl
#HootieHooo
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I wasn’t aware that there were a lot of 5 year olds on Twitter.
Anti-vaxxers are mad at Big Bird today — when he’s been doing this stuff for some five decades.
“Don’t wait - vaccinate.”
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I guess the rumors were true. Aaron Rodgers is going to boycott the Super Bowl.
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I’m not going to lie. I’ve lived and/or worked in the Twin Cities area for 20 years of my life. I have no idea where Andover is.
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The Vikings should bring Chad Beebe in to run the Wildcat just so
@PAOnTheMic
can call it the Beebe Gun.
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BREAKING NEWS!!!
A group of Saints fans have just filed a lawsuit demanding today’s game be replayed because its not fair the Saints didn’t get a chance to have the ball in overtime.
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I feel like if Omicron was significantly worse than Delta the WHO would’ve named it Spirit or Frontier.
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Cooper DeJean undrafted through round one. Apparently there was interest from several teams but he waived it off.
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My sources say that for next week’s game against Wisconsin, if the Gophers win the coin toss, PJ Fleck will opt to punt.
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Hey
@NBAonTNT
, would you have brought Bill Laimbeer in to analyze Larry Bird? Or Ron Artest in to analyze that Pistons fan. Then I think you know why you shouldn’t have the dirtiest active player on your panel.
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The Lions are so bad they got flexed out of Monday Night Football during a Monday Night Football Game.
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@RADonaldson
Very dangerous. Don’t they know that at those temperatures frostbite can set in on exposed skin in as little as 5 hours and 23 minutes.
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It’s a packed house at the Kato Ballroom and
@KFANRosen
is killing. Good luck following him
@CommonManKFAN
and
@MeatSauce1
.
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If anyone still hasn’t decided who to vote for in the Minnesota Governor Election, I think Matt Birk has the best advice.
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BREAKING: The Timberwolves have signed unrestricted free agent Benny the Bull. Tom Thibodeau confirmed the reports saying he plans to play Benny and Crunch together despite them playing the same position. Sources close to Crunch say he’ll explore his offseason options.
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Dan Bailey is 3 for 10 the last 2 weeks. Luckily Ricky Rubio is back in town so those numbers look fantastic.
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Did Joe Tessitore just say Russell Wilson is teaching a master class in motivation and leadership? You mean repeating some dumb cliche 3 times in a row? He’s a regular George Patton.
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If Gersson Rosas was trying to conduct an extramarital affair without anybody seeing he should've been making out it in a suite at Target Center during a Wolves game.
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The Winter Classic will be played Jan. 1 at Target Field. However the long term forecast shows there is a chance of a wintry mix in Minneapolis that day so the Twins have cancelled the game.
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@BMileskiKFAN
I didn’t keep track of the time but once I was stopped for so long Barreiro started and finished a question.
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@BMileskiKFAN
@KFANPST
Chris Collinsworth talking about Aaron Rodgers: “This year, more than ever,he’s just been so honest about everything.”
Elite 8 minimum.
#PSTVVIIII
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BREAKING! Footage of what appears to be
#ProgrumPassword
draft prospect Paul "Meatsauce" Lambert smoking marijuana from a gas mask bong. Draft analysts had projected Lambert to go as high as 3, but this footage is certain to cause him to drop.
cc:
@BrandonMileski
@MeatSauce1
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0-11 if you count ‘87 World Series.
Cardinals are now 0-10 in Minnesota since November 1977.
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@AjKFAN
Common misconception in MN this time of year, when several Brad Radke home run balls come back into orbit and fly across the beautiful Minnesota night sky.
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My sources say the Twins "top talent evaluator" is just an accountant who texts Jim Pohlad every 5 minutes telling him how much money it will cost him to trade for a good pitcher.
The
#MNTwins
had a top talent evaluator at the Bumgarner vs. Syndergaard matchup last night in San Francisco... 👀
(h/t
@jonmorosi
)
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Kenta Maeda pauses long enough during his leg kick for
@DanBarreiroKFAN
to ask an entire interview question.
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If Mike Zimmer can get Cousins straightened out and Diggs back to the team and happy and productive he will become known as the Minneapolis Miracle Worker.
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Today is 2-2-22 and it is 2:22:22. In honor of all those 2-2's we should all stop and remember this great moment in Minnesota television history.
@KFANRosen
@BMileskiKFAN
please pass on a Happy Tutu Day to
@CommonManKFAN
for all of us.
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I wonder if Scott Jensen will wear his white lab coat for his concession speech.
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I have a bad habit of not looking in the mirror before I leave the house. I hate it when I realize later in the day my hair was messed up, or I had toothpaste on my face, or it looks like I had a toilet seat around my face when I applied my orange face.
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Bert Blyleven is reporting that TBS will no longer be doing “One Shining Moment”. It was a nice run though.
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So .... like a fall guy?
“I am the good shepherd. The good shepherd lays down his life for the sheep.
John 10:11
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Couldn’t find the Gophers game and I found out why. A game between a Big 10 team and a Big 12 team is only broadcast on PAC 12 Network. This makes no sense. College sports are absurd.
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I feel bad for the Patriots. The fog is making it very difficult to get a good video recording of the Titans sideline. It’s going to make halftime adjustments really difficult.
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What if Favre ran instead of throwing across his body? It would’ve changed everything. We’d never have talked about how Favre and Leber and Tahi blew the game. Instead we would’ve spent the last 9 years talking about how Longwell blew it when he missed the field goal wide left.
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Terrible weekend for the Twins. Hopefully the Wild can lift the spirits of MN fans tonight. What time is puck drop?
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Three weeks post surgery and he’s already more mobile than Kirk Cousins.
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Is it me or does it seem like the NHL goes later and later into summer every year.
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For those justifying or heroizing Kyle Rittenhouse, just so we’re on the same page, if a 17 year old black kid went to the Capitol Insurrection on Jan. 6 with an AR-15 to protect property and ended up killing 2 rioters pointing flagpoles at him he’d be innocent, right?
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This old picture of what looks like an Aaron Rodgers doppelgänger was recently discovered. People are speculating it could be a relative. However that was quickly debunked when Rodgers was willing to talk about him.
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I get the feeling that Aaron Rodgers is in the locker room right now pointing to every teammate and saying ... LOSER, LOSER, LOSER, LOSER ... (pointing to himself) WINNER.
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@LewisForMN
@KFANRosen
@svensundgaard
@kare11
I’m sure
@CommonManKFAN
and
@BMileskiKFAN
would love to have you call in right now to discuss this with Mark. But you won’t. That’s not in the Trump playbook.
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Last night my 21 yo daughter let me take over her Tinder and roast the douchebags that sent her nasty messages. It was the most fun I’ve had in well over a year. You should all try it sometime.
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You should tune in to the Fan at 2:00 tomorrow and you’ll probably hear some of your son’s takes on the Wolves.
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@BMileskiKFAN
@CoryCove
@3RonJohnson
Vikings score 34 on one of the best defenses in NFL. Cousins 24-35 341 3TD
Jefferson 8/169 2TD
Thielen 8/82 1TD
Very first Fanline caller: “I’m done with Kubiak”.
Can’t make it up.
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College house across the street throwing a rager right now. Glad to see the kids taking responsibility. I give in person college about 3 weeks.
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I think it’s obvious what happened to the Wolves tonight. They had a letdown after the emotional high of last night when
@KFANRosen
was sitting courtside. It was tough to get motivated when they looked over and he wasn’t there.
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PJ Fleck asks his players to strive academically, athletically, socially and spiritually. He might want to add offensively and defensively to the list.
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I walked by a Jason Lewis rally in Winona today. Great turnout. Had to be a baker’s dozen of supporters. And probably only twice that of empty chairs. I’m guessing the turnout would’ve been much larger but a bunch of people sunk their boats in the
#TrumpBoatParade
yesterday.
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These in house shots of players families seem staged. Nobody would be that happy about their son or brother being drafted by the Detroit Lions.
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One day I'll be able to tell my grandkids I was at Target Field when Glen Perkins made his triumphant return after a 6 year injury rehab.
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On the plus side I’m assuming you got tickets to the next Flop Sweat and Tears show.
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Here’s a glass half full thing .... At least we don’t have to see all those self absorbed Promposals videos on social media from all of our sociopath children.
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@DanBarreiroKFAN
@jgkfan
you nominated the Weeping Blondes as the picture representing the greatest moment of MN sports despair. I have another nomination.
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I’ve been in my parents house a few times over the past year to help with things but because they’re at high risk it was always masking and distancing. Today we enjoyed a great Easter dinner in their dining room and it was so great. Science is awesome. Happy Easter!
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25 years of marriage with this beautiful woman as of tonight. Wouldn’t have it any other way.
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I’m not saying Rodney Smith has been playing football for the Gophers for a long time but he’s referred to in West Lafayette as the Robbie Hummel of college football.
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I thought for sure with 30 seconds left in Wisconsin/Iowa St. TV was going to cut to a shot of Coach K and his wife having dinner.
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@BMileskiKFAN
@KFANPST
just now while talking with
@DanBarreiroKFAN
and
@jgkfan
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@PatKessler
said that he wasn’t sure which political party Matt Birk would run for Governor with because “he hasn’t shared many of his political views”.
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26 years of marriage with this beautiful woman.
“I want to plant a little garden with you now
Take care of a piece of the earth somehow
Tend it when we're old and gray
Try to straighten up and say
I'm so glad to see you today
Hey baby hey baby hey baby hey”
— Greg Brown
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Trump plans to unveil his next steps in contesting the election at a press conference tonight at Ritz-Carlton Towing & Salvage.
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@johnkriesel
I’m not a Kirk defender, but clowning a guy who just threw for 400+ yards in the second half to lead his team to the greatest comeback in NFL history is the biggest clown move of all time. Especially from this guy.
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@BMileskiKFAN
earlier you said that you don't root for the elitist rich kid schools like Boston College and Boston University. "No. I'm a St. Thomas fan."
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How great is it to see Edina v. Minnetonka in the championship game. It’s about time they both caught a break and got some much earned recognition.
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Apparently snow in Minnesota in February is definitive proof there is no such thing as global warming.
#Science
Well, it happened again. Amy Klobuchar announced that she is running for President, talking proudly of fighting global warming while standing in a virtual blizzard of snow, ice and freezing temperatures. Bad timing. By the end of her speech she looked like a Snowman(woman)!
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@jgkfan
It’s like I can almost hear it now … “Hi, this is Justin Gaard,and I used to hate our Minnesota winters and all the shoveling. But now I’ve learned to love winter thanks to my new snowblower made by Minnesota’s own Toro Company.”
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It’s funny. When Miguel Sano is in Wisconsin he looks downright slim.
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Nobody is praying harder that there aren’t enough 6 win teams and the Gophers get invited to a bowl game than
@CommonManKFAN
. Because that would mean at least one more Tuesday 12:00 pm PJ Fleck Show.
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@PaulCharchian
I think it’s kind of like listening to the Fan. People hate everyone who is on it but somehow keep listening in record numbers.
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The college daughters all put on their old prom dresses to celebrate with their little sister. I guaranteed them I can fit into my prom tuxedo. Unfortunately it was a rental so I can’t prove it to them.
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Debate with my almost 20yo daughter. Has this stovetop been sufficiently cleaned?
A) Yes
B) No
C) It violates several health codes and 7 of the 10 Commandments as well.
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BREAKING NEWS!
After much anticipation
@BMileskiKFAN
has announced that he will return to hockey as an assistant coach tomorrow for the Shoreview Mite 1 team.
In other news Shoreview Hockey Association has announced that their Mite 1 practice tomorrow will be a bag skate.
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I just looked at my State Farm bill and it seems like instead of the Rodgers Rate I’m getting the Ponder Price.
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The jersey Christian Ponder wore when he led Vikings to a Week 17 win over Packers was just found. At a Goodwill. It wasn't really missing.
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Hastings, MN
A gas oasis. A petro peculiarity. I don’t get it but I stop here every time.
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@CommonManKFAN
Guessing
@BMileskiKFAN
hadn’t touched his food yet because he was busy doing the puzzles and coloring on his placemat.
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Can they shut up about the Philly Special. It was like a 10 yard gain. Not to mention a real Philly Special is drinking a 12 pack, beating up a nun and then eating horse manure.
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Joe Mauer and Kirk Cousins telling jokes. It’s like if whole milk and 2% milk were trying to figure out why the chicken crossed the road.
Under Center w Kirk Cousins and special guest Joe Mauer returns Tues night at 600pm on
@KFAN1003
. We were supposed to talk sports but it ended up in a competition who could tell the best Dad jokes.
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Hey
@KFANRosen
, you’re not the only one …. After giving everything he could on stage in Duluth tonight, to the point of exhaustion, the crowd rewarded
@CommonManKFAN
with a standing ovation.
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Conan O’Brien is the best late night host of all time. Nobody has ever melded ridiculously funny, personality, intelligence, stupidity, weirdness and interviews like he has. And gave hundreds of comedians their shot on TV. He’s a genius.
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LMG and
@KFANRosen
move to 2-0 in
#ProgrumPassword
. I don’t know about you Rosie, but I say bring on
@LilBKFAN
and
@MarneyGellner
.
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The halftime at the Guaranteed Rate Bowl was so long. How long?
@jgkfan
had stints at higher education institutions that were shorter.
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@PaulCharchian
67% snot
13% Ozempic
8% Little Debbie Zebra Cakes
7% White barbecue sauce
4% Vaseline
1% Just for Men
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Did WCCO just cut in to the 10pm news in the middle of Piano Man for you as well? It was literally in the buildup to the end of the song and show and all of a sudden it’s “Is it OK to start your gardening?”
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How much did the hearty of every Twins fan sink when a possibly injured Duran missed the strike zone by 4 feet on consecutive pitches and they cut to a shot of Emilio Pagan warming up in the bullpen.
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Grandpa Mickey giving his brilliant performance of The Night Before Christmas to his young grandchildren including those by zoom in Chicago. The same way he did to my children a decade ago, and to me and my siblings decades before. This is actually a tradition unlike any other.
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I’ve been running an NCAA pool for 15yrs. Never won a dime. And this year out of 62 entries my 15 yo daughter took 1st & my 17 yo daughter took 2nd. They’ve never watched a regular season college basketball game in their lives. Next year I’m having my 4 mo old niece pick for me.
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@PaulCharchian
They probably need to strip down the offense for him or he’s not going to sniff the end zone. The opportunity is right on his lap to take the top off the defense.
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The Twins will celebrate St. Thomas night at Target Field on June 25. The ticket package includes a ticket to the game, a special St. Thomas themed Twins cap, and then after 5 enjoyable innings you will be asked to leave.
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