๐ฝ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐, ๐๐๐๐๐.- EGG OUT 6/21
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EGG is here. It's the first album by Riggings. It features
@MsMyaByrne
@RealSwanSong
@rodeowalrus
and
@Landladyband
and was recorded and produced by Alli Rogers.
It is now available to stream on Youtube, and to buy on 6/21. Please share and enjoy. ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
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Show the greatest "I'm about to die" moment in cinema
Show the greatest โIโm about to dieโ moment in cinema.
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My mom used to work for ibm and when IBM collaborated with Little Tykes they created the Young Explorer, a computer my mom developed. Greatest thing is that my 2 year old dumb ass was the inspiration.
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Frog took out a record and put it on the turntable.
โThereโ, he said. โNow if we stay home and listen to the records we already own we wonโt buy any more new records.โ
โBut we can go on Discogsโ, said Toad.
โThat is trueโ, said Frog.
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every Scott walker song pre 90s: "ohhhhh you broke my heart I am in hell" *huge Spanish horns and string section*
post 90s: "ohhh I am a goblin and I am in hell and I am the inventor of hell also" *dude getting polyrhythmically punched in the stomach, fart sounds*
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@mountain_goats
@shrimpkolkhoz
I'm sure it would sell a lot better than my "MY VERSION OF FUN IS INDISTINGUISHABLE FROM A SORT OF BENIGN SELF-TORTURE" shirt
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a friend of mine described the tragedy of glam metal as thus: "look at these beautiful women. they're republican men now"
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it's pretty hard to read this statement from the conde nast numbers person about how pitchfork is doing great and not come to the conclusion that the folding into GQ is a union busting measure
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None of our takes matter, it's not healthy for all of us to have a grand opinion on this horrible, still developing tragedy. Just check your sources and dig for help where you can provide it.
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I think about it once a week
Ok then, whatโs one of the best. This is still one of my faves.
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Everyone who posted a Spotify wrapped is legally required to spend at least $20 this Bandcamp Friday.
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Update
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What we're not gonna do is this
That feel when Alex Jones is better than the Democratic Party on Gaza ๐
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Me arriving at waffle house after being fully vaccinated
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everyone quickly post yr favorite far side comics below lemme start
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@ByClaytonDavis
I love watching movies while looking at a stopwatch it really helps me get invested in the art of film does anyone have any paint they're not using so i can drink it
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Don't tell me what I can or cannot fung
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@StancilLuke
@NCState
@charliekirk11
@LaraLeaTrump
raise your hand if you have the common sense to move out of the way of spray paint
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Remember pogs bart
They're back but in mountain goats form
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@jaycaspiankang
Rent was made for straight people to help make them understand the aids crisis better but by ripping off more important and influential artwork and movements it undermined any message it attempted to foist onto people and it also sucks dog dick
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I think the thing that bugs me about NFTs the most is that usually money laundering is done in private and we don't have to look at it all the time
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Hey
@hausofdecline
I think we should claim this as a direct response to the podcast regardless of the amount of time and work it takes to press vinyl
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no one is writing "pig" on a cup ever. the cops do it themselves to be, for one glorious time in their lives, the victim. to be cared about. to be thought of as more than just a mindless blob of hate with a gun attached.
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Absolutely praying for them to have something happen to them at once, something very good.
Pray for Justices Alito, Thomas, Gorsuch, Kavanaugh & Barrett. And their families.
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I and everyone else at the carolina theatre have just been fired unceremoniously due to the incoming ceo wanting to cut costs. The theatre is also closing until June.
I'm speechless. 3 1/2 years. I had to find out from my (excellent and now former) manager.
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@aimeeterese
this is a great transition timeline! she looks great, usually the Before pictures are on the left side, since that's how the human eye takes in information. thought this would help!
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Writing the song about the guy who was Not the zodiac killer before
@mountain_goats
gets to it
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Jingling Keys The Movie
1 year ago today, โDONโT LOOK UPโ released on Netflix.
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No one likes to know how the sausage is made.
Not to be disrespectful but why is the wiener mobile at a funeral home right now
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@SamHaft
I respect the big swings but hoo doggy my dude is goin "wilkommen" like a oogie boogie puppet boy
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So we're watching Lorenzo's Oil and you can tell we're watching Lorenzo's Oil because of this rating description I have never seen before
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Actually I need money
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Can't articulate the vice grip this comic had on my psyche starting from my senior year to right now
@beatonna
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The greatest line read in history
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lmao eat shit
@jk_rowling
After debuting to a franchise-low $43 million last weekend,
#FantasticBeasts
weathered a calamitous 79% drop from its opening day on Friday. Thatโs an out-and-out collapse for a prospective tentpole, much less one with a production budget of $200 million.
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-pay everyone to stay home
-free home covid testing for everyone
-close the internment camps
-decriminalize marijuana
-defund the military and/or police
-then after all of this immediately resign
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we had cops come into work all the damn time at starbucks. tons of conservatives too bragging about trump (this was cary, nc, after all) with their terrible sons in tow.
we could not do a thing because we were all poor as shit and this job gave us healthcare
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do not gaslight me
middle america never "cared" about someone being gay because back then it was normal for richard simmons types to exist in media as joyful elves, free of any of that pesky autonomy or political nonexistence
it was ok because they weren't seen as people.
You know middle America never cared about someone being gay because middle America loved Richard Simmons.
He has never been anything but pure joy and positivity.
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@jackfromohio
Worked at multiple jimmy johns and the word "morality" never existed. OP sounds like an actual cop.
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Going over parents house super femme for the first time can I get a good luck in the chat
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"my dumbass kid shoved a pop tart in a computer and I thought 'there's got to be a better way'"
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@charliekirk11
sorry dude but you gotta be over four feet to ride the caterpillar coaster at the state fair
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I'm this person now
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Today Iโm thankful for this, an expose on how kick ass Ghost Church is.
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@hausofdecline
and yet the ones you do encounter are charming and remind you of the punk house version of "the old country"
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team fortress 2 ass shoes
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I think Ad Brain should be studied with the same rabid intensity as serial killers are
Does anyone know why airlines donโt put ads on the overhead bins?
Feels like a nice revenue opportunity sitting in *plane* sight
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@RaxKingIsDead
I want more fries in worse, bigger containers and I want them quicker and im not kidding
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This is called, by scientists, a death rattle.
Anti-masker in Tucson, AZ throws a tantrum and has to be carried out by his own son
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@scumbelievable
"special creature effects"
hmm ok
"special effects for The Creature"
YEAH BUDDY
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Interact with as much canceled art as you want, I still do. Just don't waste anyone's time typing up excuses for why you do, no one actually cares and it just makes you look bad.
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i can tell you with full sincerity that the folks doing the absolute most with the guitar these days are not cis white dudes
โThe 2010s was great for singers and rappers, and I was part of that. But I think we needed something else: We needed an instrument." โ
@machinegunkelly
on bringing back guitar-based music ๐ธ
Read his full Billboard cover story:
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While this rules I really wish bigger folks like Croz and them would pivot the focus away from Rogan and toward the fact that artists (believe it or not including CSNY) are getting screwed over by Spotify constantly apart from their siding with maniacs.
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So apparently the Book It! program is coming back and it made me think of this excellent piece by
@GrimKim
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@CartaMonir
I really hate that someone who made me ask a lot of good and necessary questions about my sexuality/gender has turned into whatever this is
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Nothing screams The Industry more than a bunch of major labels pledging to not do anything
The collective fury over the death of George Floyd has prompted the music business to take a united stand with an "industry blackout" planned for Tuesday, June 2.
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and it works! even when the cop is later revealed to be a liar (every time) the employee or employees on the clock will bear the punishment and quite possibly lose their job over an insecure, hateful cop wanting to go viral.
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how are there people who don't like Tom Waits
He's a dude yelling about bones and trains and he's hitting on metal with actual bones
And then he'll sing "picture in a frame" and destroy your heart in an instant
He's a magical man
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Ok now I know for certain that one of the massive attack guys isn't banksy because this is useful and good for people
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i have no end to this thread other than All Cops Are Bastards And Liars.
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Hey
#Checkpleasecomic
is trending because year three has a kickstarter (which has already eradicated its main goal and then some). Itโs a warm and sincere comic and its success means we get to see more like it. A+ Gay hockey boys.
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Jesus
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y'all are so close to figuring it out
Georgia makes me wonder how many "red states" are not actually red states if everyone was allowed to vote.
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@triciacotham
@Riley_Gaines_
a traitor praising a loser, what a great example you are of what not to turn into.
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and to do this they're willing to (as always) fuck over someone with less power than them. "look at the ungrateful millennial with a tattoo possibly somewhere and the glazed look in their eye, they don't know how much i'm helping them every day"
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