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Mr. No Day's Off.

@Nyasimi_

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I was a match made in Heaven when hell was a pile of wood

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Joined May 2011

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2 months

The jokes keep on writing themselves.

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3 months

Kwani Alice Nganga ni wa kutoka Madagascar?

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3 months

If Osoro was an MP in central he would not speak like that. My people have zero tolerance to that level of arrogance.

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3 months

Billy isn't even the original Crazy Nairobian for those who've been here for a while.

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2 years

This clip is crazy. A man is being chased by cops, a dog is chasing a cat and a man is being chased by a woman.

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3 years

@Skrawburries @JuneSummer1 @fullmetaljojo Somebody said black Americans are the white people of black people and it's true.

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3 years

Hii si ndio ile paka ya Eveready?

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Paras spotted a melanistic serval

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3 years

I don't know man. 😂

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2 years

@AllSparksWill Just like this legend.

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3 years

Hii audacity mnatoa wapi?

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5 years

Huduma Files have been deleted by a hacker. Hii Kenya we keep on chasing our own tails.

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3 years

😂😂 street football is the best.

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3 years

Huyu mans huwa shit.

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2 years

We Kenyan men need to do better. Ona venye girl child ametokea kama amengara na Billy ako so casual ni kama ana enda base kushikisha.

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2 years

Billy haamini😂😂

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4 years

@africanarchives I'm not good at reading lips but she must be shouting the word nigga

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2 years

IED explosion.

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2 years

Blaze turned into the men he used to criticise.

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5 years

I had to.... 😂

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2 years

Pale Karen country club after golf tournament.

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4 years

I knew Aoko won the moment she asked BintiM. "Can u tell me what u know abt the Seneca convention of 1848 that birthed Feminism"?

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2 years

Add Kisumu and Mulot boys to that list.

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1 year

Imagine the conversation that these two were having. 😂😂😂😂

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3 years

Ndio hii. Hii shit huwa funny. 😂

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3 years

Ghetto Radio would make so much money if they posted their recorded news bullets on Social Media.

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3 months

Yesterday Osama said the goons were planning on vandalising Imenti House and sure they've done it.

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2 years

This is the guy Wateba is engaging. Who has the entire conversation?

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4 years

We have an early kick-off.

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2 years

Anyways....

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4 years

@pacmanadv Look at him.

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5 years

Metro F.M set the bar so high. No radio show will ever beat Jeff Mwangemi and Junior Dred show

🍁RASTA MAN™🍁

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5 years

Sco pa tu manaa

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1 year

Kicking herself on the foot.

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3 months

This line was for you @Osama_otero

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3 years

Jacob Kuna never lied.

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3 months

@_morismusili Nope. This is still the current one. Friend of Judas Iskangol

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9 months

When Mejja was producing bangers you were in Somalia bro.

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Mejja became famous because of Azziad but people are not ready for that conversation.

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2 years

Larry Madowo was specifically sent to Kenya by CNN to broadcast election violence but to their surprise nothing much has happened so Larry has been left to report on very petty non issues.

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2 years

@realge__ Mama mboga.

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4 years

I love Mfalme but why does he want to embarrass himself?

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3 months

@Melmaxxx Tulikuwa tunajuana wote even before we started doing tweet ups. 😂

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7 years

This is a school bus stop.

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5 months

Sadio Mane watching Liverpool go down.

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1 year

@wanza_ Me telling my friends about the Audio A7 I bought from Madrid.

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3 years

@peakyfkn @treslat tabia zake hizi

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2 years

@droid254 Your brother at the graduation.

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3 months

@Dennoh_fenal The current one stole his idea of threads na bado anaumaga nje.

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4 years

@JeepguyO Same energy

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1 year

Huyu msee bana!!!

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6 years

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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2 years

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4 years

@ShikoWAwanjish Unaita fundi mwingine wa kutoa iyo harufu.

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2 years

@Thee_mavERIC That was better. Chobo ua was the real killer game and no one even went to the hospital.

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3 years

@RealGich Dis one

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2 years

Here it is.

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4 years

😂

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2 years

Hii kutaka kuishi soft life ita cost maisha ya wasee wengi sana. And some we personally know.

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2 years

@WelBeast Partey. Changed the game from tense to calm.

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3 years

So true.

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5 years

Aye @benstake hakunaga picha ingine ya Naks. Hii imepigwa rewind mpaka rangi imeanza kufade.

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3 years

Today's timeline..... 🔥

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@_CrazyNairobian

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6 years

This is Sho Madjozi, a South African musician singing in swahili.... This song is 🔥🔥 🇿🇦🇰🇪

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1 year

Ukipatia mtoto wa wenyewe chakula.

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1 year

those two are chatting like BFFs and some years back that one visited with her child nikaambiwa nifiche some of the food juu the child eats alot. Mnapenda kujifanya angels Sana ghasia.

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2 years

I'm not expecting anything less.

𝗨𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗥𝗥𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗗 𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗝𝗔

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2 years

Ready for my wedding day.

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3 years

@ShankiAustine

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3 years

Mutuku ame delete but the rules remain.

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5 years

2012 if you know you know.

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2 years

@shobanes With 600M I'm not expecting a neighbour near me. Wanafaa kuwa na huko mbali sana tiambo.

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1 year

You behave like you're the first woman to possess a vagina. My vagina this my vagina that. Umetuchokesha you Ruiru By-pass Megan Stallion.

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1 year

My Punani got me a car from my man...yours gets you character development 😂💀 told you msivae panty and your man will be spending like crazy.

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4 years

@Jamie24272184 Same WhatsApp group.

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3 years

@CycieyCynthia Karen was named after a lady called Karen Blixen who was famous for swing house parties.

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2 years

The midget thought he would head that pass. 😂

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3 years

This gender!

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6 years

28-year-old Jenny Joseph posing for Columbia Pictures Logo, 1992

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3 years

@MissGatheca Tafuta msee alienda Kisii high school.

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4 years

@e_lumumba

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3 years

She makes it to the list.

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@thatboiharley

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@gidikariuki

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3 years

Tiambo. 😂😂😂

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3 years

😂

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4 years

@Tsharz Una expect mvuvi atoke kwa lake na samaki moja tu?

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2 years

Ndii has never recovered.

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2 years

Today being SaferInternetDayKE. Wadau nlkuwa nataka tuongelee about cyber bullying or any other fom of bullying. Like, what's that one experience or any kind of bulling ushaipitia hii app or any other social media platform. Nataka, we just share your story it's a safe space

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