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He/Him Most prolific ice cream consumer anyone knows. If you don't like how I advocate, feel free to eliminate all the reasons why I'm advocating, and I'll stop

Wherever will annoy drivers.
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#chiredlightaction It's way past time for drivers to start respecting red lights. Today we force them to. So may red light runners already. And nobody knows what a stop line means.
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@capittalism I don't know how to overlay but I have the data
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@NarwhalFPS If you bought it with your own money you can press charges. Teach him that just because you're his kid doesn't mean he gets to do whatever he wants.
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@jenny2x4 @Shooty_McBooty Still I believe it's a really significant portion of the blind population(well any portion is significant but you know what I mean)
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@IanVestal @rapsfan42 @jette @ProfeDeAngelo I was notorious in my high school for failing AP European History because homework was 50% of our grade and the only homework was notes which I refuse to take when they are not necessary. But out of 40 students the only 3 to do well enough on the AP exam to receive college 1/2
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@IanVestal @rapsfan42 @jette @ProfeDeAngelo credit were myself and 2 other kids who were born in Europe.
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@lightwork_val @NarwhalFPS Kinda late for conversation when that's how he acts. This is plain and simple abusive and therefore should be handled through the legal system. He needs to learn abuse is not acceptable. Legal action is not stupid whatsoever. Kids get representation for free in abuse cases.
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@IanVestal @rapsfan42 @jette @ProfeDeAngelo teacher. I retook the class with him senior year and had a blast. That class ended up breaking the school record for most students to receive AP credit.
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@IanVestal @rapsfan42 @jette @ProfeDeAngelo My teacher was horrific and would have made me regret taking it if I hadn't developed my sense of doing whatever the hell I want already. Thankfully after a fiasco with him attempting to retaliate against me he was fired from the position and replaced with a much better 1/2
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ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!? BRAND NEW BRIDGE. Just watched a cyclist come down it and almost eat it. #bikechi @ChicagoParks @ChicagoDOT
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@RainnieDeVine @SeekJustice117 @ask_aubry No as a man I think this is one of the most inexcusable "screw ups" I've ever seen by a man. Zero consideration for your partner's feelings does not seem small.
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That didn't last long :( #bikechi
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@MexiBladee My brother in Christ ain't anybody putting Costco items in the back of their lifted pickup truck. That truck has very clearly not seen a day of actual work in its life. Get yourself a proper utility vehicle like a cargo bike instead of a toy that screams: "I have a tiny weiner"
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That's right Metra smack them with the number.
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@mrvallus @RightWingCope @thechosenberg It is not consensual when the alternative was being homeless
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@leena_xu Unfortunate. How did that happen? Hope they weren't a creep about it.
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People protected bike lane go brrrrrrr @bikegridnow #safestreetsforall #bikechi
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Fuck this shithole of a country. I'm biking west on Addison. I cross Melvina when I see a man in the street trying to push a cart up the hill to Narragansett as cars buzz right past him doing 45. So I roll up and start rolling super slowly behind him a little to his left to 1/4
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cash I had on me. People should not have to pile all their belongings on a cart and move around trying to avoid police. They sure as fuck should not have to do it in the street because the sidewalks are useless. You can't be a civilized country when this is a daily reality.
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@Jojostan11 @north0fnorth Ask your doctor about psychosis medications today.
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Just had someone pull a gun on me in Rogers Park. Some dickhead in an Audi honked at me on a side street. I flipped him off. He pulled over rolled down the window and showed me the piece. I told him to suck my balls. He pulled away before I could get his picture. #bikechi
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Unfortunately the cops showed up so I dipped. Distinctive hissing sound from the two left tires though.
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New infrastructure #bikechi
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@CitzenKaine @McNasty Correct. Trees are useful.
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@KetuAlbrecht @TimmyShea Yeah @chapinthecity got pictures of a truck using its lift gate and a pallet jack to unload not from the bike lane
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Bad news for CPD. I have footage of their officer admitting to prioritizing driver convenience over pedestrian safety. The Chicago Police Department continues to bring shame to the entire city.
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@AubryAndrews They always get mad about how their gf addresses the behavior they had every opportunity to address themselves before it got to that point. 🙄
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@hstudios1 @SuperDracula1 @WhackNicholson Mass shooting. Shootings in general are multiple per hour. 39,682 shootings in the US in 2019. 8,760 hours in a year. Even if you take out suicides you end up with more than 1 per hour.
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@filteredbyvenus @micwmoore @ob_cycler @GreenLeapFwd Yeah that's why road wear is tied directly to vehicle weight and it's an exponential effect
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FOLKS I FINALLY CAUGHT A LIVE ONE #bikechi I cocked the multi-tool They begged for mercy so I guided them out
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@bradobrien_ You're right I never would have guessed
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@Ian_Gay_briel So it's a combination of factors. 1. Yes they are getting more coverage for even minor things because of their recent issues. 2. They absolutely have a huge cultural problem both with quality control and engineering. They've out-sourced a lot of work to subcontractors too which
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@Patricksburner1 Cars are simply the least efficient popular method for moving people. The average car carries 1.3-1.4 people and is weighs thousands of pounds and takes up a lot of space to do it. It also pollutes both from the tailpipe and tire dust. If everybody drove a car no one would 1/2
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@GoingDutchDEN Yeah no way they should be going that fast
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@PineapplesX2004 @thebrainofchris Funniest part actually. The CEO freely admits it cost more money to develop the chatbot than to just hire personnel to do the same thing.
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@capittalism We should definitely make it easier to move to Chicago
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@vanillaopinions Chase Utley is a little bit too high. Like yeah bad guy but not that bad.
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@VoidOfRoses And it's heritage month in the NFL. Bill Belichek is sporting a Croatian flag on his sleeve
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@abrahamNorfleet @foxyjewishmama Actually they handle ice much better than cars. Skill issue on your part tbh. Don't be a baby and learn what clothes are and there's no problem.
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@EricAllixRogers @lumbjackwharfie On top of that they oversaturated the fuck out of everything because new locations impressed Wall Street.
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@leena_xu That's definitely one of the best options there. Good luck with your move.
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My sister drove a 6+ hour round trip to bring me a bike to ride so I was able to do today's route. Dropped a chain 5 times. The brakes squeal like crazy which for the most part people found hilarious. Iowa is throwing everything it can at me but it's wasting its time. I dragged
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@RainnieDeVine @SeekJustice117 @ask_aubry Why tf are you generalizing it to most men then? Most men are not this fucking oblivious. Opening presents together is pretty goddamn elementary.
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@capittalism Coastal Dems are losers
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@chiyclist Americans can't design drainage Episode 69,666,420
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@mungomanic @kloogans You must be new on Twitter🤣
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On my way to work this morning I watched a minivan blasting towards me in the on my side of the yellow line at probably 50mph in an attempt to pass a line of cars that was apparently going too slow for their liking. Naturally I moved into the middle of the lane so they had to 1/2
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@Shotgun_Chuck @foxyjewishmama You have no idea what you're talking about.
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An emotional ghost bike vigil hearing about a kid who was a lot like me. He found freedom through biking and wasn't interested in spending money on a car, just saving up for a bike. It was encouraging to see elected(and appointed) officials come out and make a commitment to 1/2
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@martyps @JackTreanor617 Have you heard of a coat? And many Chicagoans spend winters in shorts and a hoodie.
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He starts telling me how everything they own is on the cart and how the police fuck with them a lot. We had some comraderie about how awful cops are. We get to the top of the hill and I ask him if they need cash. He says they haven't eaten yet today. So I gave him all the 3/4
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@Suntimes This headline should say "rape"
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@TheSexiestMf06 @AuntyTaker9000 @whatevermyguyz @mikebtrippinn Bruh have you not watched the Warriors when Curry is injured? They struggle to win any games. Playoffs wouldn't even be a concern if he wasn't there.
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slam on the brakes and merge back in. Don't fuck with me bud I don't give a shit.
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#bikechi Wow just had someone nearly take me out by suddenly pulling away from the curb. Obviously didn't actually touch me because I'm just that good. But an unmarked SUV filled with cops pulled alongside and checked to make sure I was okay before continuing on to pull her over.
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@BrianOCTweet You appear to be under the impression that this person is being serious. I am here to correct your error.
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You are a bad person and shouldn't be allowed to drive since piloting a multi-ton vehicle in a safe manner is clearly too much responsibility for you.
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Unbelievably cool that the pro-cesefire protest has shutdown DSLSD for an hour now. Just passed through to show my support. Peace should not be controversial.
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@duckbldg I can tell them the reason but they won't like it
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@Headshot_Madman @hutchinson You think traitors deserve respect?
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force cars to go wider to pass. He tries to let me through but I'm like "nah man there's no street lights here I'm gonna make sure you don't get hit" His partner was walking on the sidewalk but he couldn't get the cart up the hill on it because it wasn't in the best condition.2/4
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The problem continues to get worse #bikechi
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That's right I stopped in time and didn't hit the kid because I'm not fucking incompetent. Yet I see drivers talking about this scenario all the time, like they should be exonerated for hitting the kid in that situation. Like hell you should. You have headlights. Pay attention.
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@earnshaw2023 @royalpratt You pay for Twitter
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@MelanieHamlett @thedigitalyenta This should be illegal. You can't post this with no follow up on what the question is.
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To the douchebag with a new spiderweb on his windshield. There's a reason I had my hand up for you to stop. Look up what state law says about two little girls in the crosswalk. Addison is my street, if you're going to use it you are expected to know and follow the rules. #bikechi
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@yhdistyminen @schadenfraade @bellachu10 The #1 thing suburban parents do is constantly complain about the amount of chauffeuring they do.
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@Cornbread2535 @McNasty Yeah acorns are useful.
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Tactical urbanism in Franklin Park
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To the driver of the navy blue F-150 who tried to kill me but hit a parked car instead: One of the reasons your mom loves me more than you is that unlike you, I'm not a failure. Suck my balls, and you might learn the 2nd reason. #bikechi
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@CoachBalto You get to watch your car get turned into a cube.
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@SloshyMarcos111 @AntiWuCoalition I love how in the picture on the right every car has their brake lights on. "Free-flowing" alright 😆
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Oh no. How unfortunate. Keep your car safe. Don't park in bike lanes.
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We are so fucking back #bikechi
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Just when you thought it was impossible for a human being to be any sexier, my new winter biking fit dropped.
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Y'all we've been boosting Chocago too hard too any people have found out smh
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Chicago-area home prices are growing at twice the speed of the nation's home prices, a complete reversal of what was happening a year ago.
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Apparently two of my brother's friends were biking in Northlake when they were struck by a driver who ran a stop sign. In between two parks and right by a school. They're both in the hospital, driver didn't stop. #bikechi
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@ohjessicamarie It's really insensitive to laugh considering I was stabbed to death 4.5 times on that route just last week.
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LMFAO at the woman asking what was taking so long as her SUV was in line to leave Montrose Harbor. Have you tried using something other than the least efficient form of transportation on Memorial Day weekend at the most popular beach to drive to? Then later I saw this🤣
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@Eric_Erins Watch someone argue it doesn't fit the character of the neighborhood despite the two buildings directly next to it
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Ah how I've missed the sounds of the city. "Use your turn signal you fucking idiot" JK that's the sound of me getting right hooked by a Tesla driver. I'm fine, bike is fine. His airbags inexplicably went off a while after the collision. #bikechi
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@Duszynski116 @leavitt_palmer @ward32chicago He never stopped even past the line. Wheels spinning in every single frame of this video.
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@VoxArtificialis @OldCavalry @AltHistCody The pharmacy is likely right next door to a corner store or supermarket is how
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Average driver from where I live: Takes 1 hour and 30 minutes at best to get here. Has to pay a ridiculous amount of money to park at least a quarter mile away. (Adds time) Me an intellectual: 55 minutes door to door. Gets to park a block away for free in a guarded lot. #bikechi
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@SaeedDiCaprio He should really invest in a bidet at this point. Would save him a lot of money
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@capittalism My suggestion involved a CVS receipt and a glass bottle but that works too
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@chiyclist @ternbicycles Oh man horrific visibility there. Crosswalk shouldn't be that close to the bridge. This is exactly what I'm talking about when I tell people speed limits for bikes are dumb because we can stop much quicker.
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@BikingPeep Personally I prefer no one being pretentious if the trade-off is fewer cool outfits
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@evan_guarr Should have opened her window too so she can signal without the mirror
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That's right folks. I'm going straight from one bike to three.
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Big news.
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Yesterday, we held the Drive at Jackson on our own, with no cops for over 8 minutes while the rest of the jam biked the Drive. Shoutout to all the marshals who stood next to me, especially @chapinthecity . We keep each other safe. #bikechi @bikegridnow
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@snchalmers79 @bad_takes @CaffeineAndHate Yeah the had is a very key word
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@ask_aubry Has he tried not having a tiny penis?
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The new concrete on Milwaukee is cool and the fact they put in a turn lane for the 606 is surprising and hilarious
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@_MorseCoded @Noahpinion Yeah that's because you're about as bright as vantablack
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@DanRiffle @schroedinger_ It's not an outrageous fine for endangering pedestrians
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