Tommy Cuppanoodle
@NavyBrownShoe94
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Lots of time in helos. You fall, we haul, saving your ass is our business type stuff. CSAR. CWO3. Sailor mouth. Heffalumps don't surf. Omnes Una Manet Nox
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@AetiusRF
He might not have been turned to stone. But legend has it that he was hard as a rock.
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My shed and shop are still smoking. I've spent the last 24 hours helping fight this fucking fire. And some city clamydia drip, whose house I helped save last night, just hammered on my door to tell my wife my rain tank and diesel tank are illegal and have to be removed.
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@wayofftheres
I had a Sex Pistols shirt on when I took one to the plate that broke a rib and punctured my lung. In triage I saw I was shirtless. I didn't say shit, the corpsman said "we didn't cut the shirt dude" and then I nap napped.
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@Mat_Fitch
@Shadzey1
@Kronykal
I guarantee yours is zero, boy. Unless we are talking about last call water buffalo. Then you're definitely knocking up triple digits.
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@lporiginalg
I guarantee you there is at least one reply going "OMG gurl, you got your period.... congrats".
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This meltdown is 🤌🤌
Fuck you, Sonia Sotomayor.
Fuck you, Elena Kagan.
Fuck you, Ketanji Brown Jackson.
Liberal women are fucking useless.
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Fire now snow. Off to hop in a plow to salt/sand the roads where the fire crossed. Fire brings the asphalt up and makes the roads slick as hell and have already had crews go off the road. I'm 100% running on caffeine and stress right now.
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@braxton_mccoy
@Kronykal
@ReaperKilo
@TheNotoriousJTG
@Silverback375
@3cCustom
@QuotifyBot
They should have a class senior year where they tell you the shit you can expect after 40. Like alien eyebrow hair, long ass ear hair, the extra 20 shakes you need after peeing, sitting on your own balls, injuring yourself sleeping..... A heads up would have been nice
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I live just outside city limits but I'm on city utility service. I know where every city council member lives. They are getting a whatever time of day I get home "tax this dick" doorstep show and tell.
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Apparently 52 hours with 3 hours sleep is my limit. No shower for me tonight. Going to get 20-30 miles between me and the fire and pass TF out on the steering wheel. Fire jumped my line twice and damn near took a direct helitanker hit. Did work today. Did work.
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Update on the county attempt to condemn our homes. Three lawyers are knee deep in the city/counties ass. State district rep now has our Congressman involved. Looking at possible criminal charges.
These motherfuckers messed with the wrong melon farmers.
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@NotJadHaddad
@GadSaad
It's not "their land". It's just where they ended up after every other surrounding Arab nation turned them out a d refused to have them. It's hard to feel sorry for people who truly feel you shouldn't exist at all. Which is clearly how you feel too.
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@braxton_mccoy
@ImGoingInDry
@wayofftheres
We had to yell to 4 very jumpy Jarheads, who had unloaded through a door on us thinking we were Ali's, "YOU WANT A FUCKIN RIDE HOME OR NOT". Pin drop silence and a very sheepish a quite "oops" was the reply.
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@TheRealOppo
@lethbhreac1971
@Lost_Orangutan
@Wildingp
Definitely the type of guy who pays for pussy and tips extra if she don't laugh during the entire 43 seconds of it.
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@TheRealOppo
@Wildingp
@lethbhreac1971
@Lost_Orangutan
I wonder if that sweaty looking eastern Eurotrash dude to the right of him uses them DTV dishes he calls ears as handles when they "lift".
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Evacuating my house. All live critters safe. Well upwind by several miles. 45mph sustained winds. Fires everywhere downwind.
It's just stuff in danger now.
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Shed and shop are gone. Apparently firing up the big sprinklers aimed at the house before I skedaddled helped. No water or gas. Loaned my spare 25kw genny to the local clinic. My 400bbl rain catch system saved my ass. Have about 180' of fence to rebuild. House is good.
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@TheRealOppo
@lethbhreac1971
@Lost_Orangutan
@Wildingp
The hooka is just gayer than a dick dipped in glitter, TBH. One bottle of basic vodka with a well pour top is Dollar Tree baller AF. Nothing about this dude doesn't scream desperately trying too hard.
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It is literally burnt from horizon to horizon here.
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@Wildingp
@Lost_Orangutan
@TheRealOppo
@lethbhreac1971
Please never stop being this cringe. It's adorable.
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@HeyNav135
@3cCustom
@MalcolmNance
Nance wasn't Intel. He was crypto. A telephone operator with a clearance. He did zero analysis.
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Heartbreaking to leave for work today. 5 saw my bag a realized I wasn't coming home tonight. She's afraid that "everywhere will be fire" and I won't make it back home. This, for me, is the worst that has happened as a result of this fire.
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Apparently I'm the only guy up here who can drive a 16 speed splicer and operate Gradall. Pulled out of the plow. Off to haul ass to Canadian to cut fire lines along the highway. That fire is still zero containment.
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@TheRealOppo
@Lost_Orangutan
@Wildingp
@lethbhreac1971
....all of them. When you act this desperate it's a fact that mom can only narrow the field of potential baby daddies down to a dozen.
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Wife scrolls through media files on my phone looking for a pic I took last year. 30 minutes later she puts my phone down in frustration and says *you're f**king retarded, you know that" and walks off.
My phone it literally full of stupid gifs and memes.
I blame all of you.
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Some of the weirdest interactions I have are with Coastal, predominantly Caucasian, Libs telling me how my firsthand lived experience of growing up on two reservations is incorrect and racist.
One benefit of having a reservation go to the same schools we did was we made friends with real life drum hitters early on. The indians in history books don't seem like aliens from parallel a universe when you wrestle five of their descendants at practice every afternoon. They
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@Lost_Orangutan
@TheRealOppo
@Wildingp
@lethbhreac1971
I'll make this twerp smack his mamma for missing with that coat hanger when she had the chance.
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You animals cheer old ladies being arrested for peacefully praying on public sidewalks to protest the murder of unborn. You're not going to squeeze one single solitary fuck out of me for terrorist simps getting rightfully pinched for trespassing.
Eat every bag dicks, you POS.
The “free speech” crowd is really into arresting protesters
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To be fair. We, Im a Shoshone, never kept to any of the treaties either. The moment it wasn't working totally fir us. We just forgot we agreed.
The reservation system is an abomination top to bottom. Most tribes would have been better off being forced to assimilate.
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@terryschappert
Sir, in this economy the best I can afford is store brand, but still pretty good, violence.
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@BarkAndLaugh
@EndWokeness
Ummmm, how about waiting to play woke politics until any other time when a city isn't burning to the ground???
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I don't "make plans" with my mini. Cuz for the better part of 30 years it was beat in to me that plans didn't get deviated from to the point I get fucking anxiety that makes me "not nice Dad". Frankly, I love the "oh look,a squirrel" approach with the kid.
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@srsattern
@RobProvince
I'm an enrolled tribal member and am always sarcastically amused when these perpetual white punch bowl floaters have the nerve to be offended on Natives behalf and expect to be admired for it.
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I would shoot you. Period.
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@lethbhreac1971
@TheRealOppo
@Lost_Orangutan
@Wildingp
I thought it was "yo breff smell like dick, bro"????
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@lorijovest
@rochelleriley
So sorry you lost your curated Leftist echo chamber and can't cope with the fact that people actually disagree with you.
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@KevinIsInsideU
@BudLightSadness
I drank so much schlager you could pan my shit for rent money in the 90's
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My boy Kevin (dog) has bone cancer. I'm not handling this shit well.
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Ummmmm, a red stripe CMC who has been in since Cap'n Crunch was a fuggin Midshipman???
If my math is right thats 40 years.
Who can tell me what the most insane part of this photo is.
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I swear to Jesus and Allah and Buddha and the Great Talking Walnut, I legit just saw a black coyote. Even whooped at him and he stopped and turned broadside. It was a goddamn coyote.
Never seen one all black
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The lessons this week, boys and girls.
In case of emergency:
1) Have more than one meeting point other than home, name them, know alternate routes to get to them and for shits sake makes sure all in your group know those routes too.
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@wayofftheres
Two refineries in Borger. 1 ammonium nitrate fertilizer plant. 2 carbon black plants. Over 500 producing wells with on location storage tanks. Phillips has over 200mcf of above ground LNG storage. This is the fire I just had to evacuate from.
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@iamhaleyshane
Depending on the loot drop they could reasonably be considered lucrative clay pigeons. But I'm a glass half full kind of motherfucker.
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Fixing to have a come to Jesus fight with the county. Got a notification today that they are intending to seize and condemn my home and issuing an order to vacate. Along with the three other in my zoned block.
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Got 5's bunny, three cats (one still in pillowcase) and two dogs. Everything else is just stuff.
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@BudLightSadness
@Txp_RBI_Xctuxl
Bro, you fuck with Crab Day and the fuckin Navy will flip the entire fucking world over. That is literally the one meal goddamn near everyone looks forward to.
This bitches entire stance is if there is one homeless person nobody in the military should eat. Fuck her
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@moonjizzle
@braxton_mccoy
@ImGoingInDry
@wayofftheres
I their defense, they had just spent 10 hours in a total meat grinder of a fight.
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@FrancineHibiscs
@ERnurse86
They literally don't. Because they literally can't. No gatekeeping involved.
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@notthefakeluke1
@braxton_mccoy
Literally the only two fucks we natives gave about horses were:
1) Do I have one to use
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2) If not, where's one I can steal to use.
That's it.
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Took this as I was leaving. Across the street from my home.
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@Justice4allAK
@JoeyMannarinoUS
Joe is Establishment. Obama wasn't. Taking on Joe as VP was the price Obama paid to get the Establishments full backing.
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@BudLightSadness
Out of the bobcat, racoon and badger we had growing up. The racoon was literally the meanest.
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Meet Kevin. He literally doesn't know how to dog. He was a voluntary surrender to a vet clinic to avoid animal abuse charges. He is with us cuz we can't not adopt broken animals. That's a full size pit head on corgi length legs. He looks like cartoon.
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@wayofftheres
We sort of have a routine. Kinda goes like this:
Me: *does something on my property*
City: "hey, you can't do that"
Me: "oh, that's nice" *keeps doing whatever TF I was doing"
These morons don't realize I don't just randomly do shit without understanding code first.
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Garden will be green AF for years to come.
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Going to help a friend process 80 meat rabbits this afternoon. Kid was up at 4:30am to remind me to get her from school before I go. She helps with everything but dispatching. That's only cuz she's not quite strong enough to make it quick. That's our training for today.
Ronin Two Blades wished to teach the sword portion of the Agoge today, so of course I indulged him. The Minecraft swords are way shittier than our regular issue, but it was his choice. What class lacked in technique was made up for in enthusiasm. Proud moment.
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Let them go. Fir the love of Christ. Let them go. Stop warning them. It's what they want.
Who wants to tell them how Allah and his people feel about the Trans?
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Apparently I'm the asshole for pointing out to my 86yo mother in law that BBC is not an appropriate abbreviation for Wendys Big Bacon Classic and that saying "Dave's BBC just fills me up" means she's likes getting her back blown out by a well endowed black fellow named Dave.
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@lone_rides
Long COVID is the condition you get from catching and surviving a relatively benign case of sniffles didn't garner you the attention you believe you are entitled to.
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@LouisvilleGun
50/50 coco coir and pearlite. High N2 nutes and 18 on 6 off lighting until your ready to flip that bitch to flower. Flush media every other watering. A SCROG would work well here. Some molasses in early flower will push the terps up. Straight water once you see trichomes.
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Made to moms house. Will head back in the morning and see what's left.
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@thecavedaddy
As a guy who was the victim of a malicious false rape accusation, and would have been convicted if her "witnesses" hadn't have come forward and admitted it was all a fabrication, I don't fall into "believe all accusations" camp. You provide proof or IMO your a lying trash heap.
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Bro, our ANG full of coked up GW Bush's could turn your entire group of flying goat fuckers into red spots on the sand of that litter box you call a country on New Years day.
Sit down and shut the fuck up.
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@DolioJ
@Coyote443
Tall bridges everywhere. Gravity is free. I see opportunities where others see obstacles.
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