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I get Nuked a lot • Twitter’s Official Dolt Whisperer • Owner of @tweetsmoe ’s legs/Girl Peener • Award Winning Clitoris Expert• Snitchtaggers will be blocked
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TM’s mom has a wonderful bouquet …
#GeorgiaOnMyMindAndMyFingers
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@RobProvince
And just like that.. hundreds of escrowed accts for future dates are at risk. What a nightmare.
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Hookers in my Chest freezer be like…
Me watching the UPS guy walk up my ice covered sidewalk to drop off 4 Amazon boxes full of action figures in subzero temperatures.
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@JoeBiden
Your retarded son ate your dead son’s widow’s ass, from the back, while geeking on rocks.
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@redactedquirk
Even your National Treasure, Steve Irwin, married an American, so he could thin out the penal colony genetics, for the next gen of Irwins.
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For every 50 likes, I’m going to make
@Chuck_Ritter92
’s head bigger.
This picture def screams “Most Likely to Become an Operator”…
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This eclipse in Upstate NY, delivered like Dem policies.
Total Garbage.
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@smcroasters
So no empathy for fellow soldiers. Checks out.
Remind me to leave a bottle of bbq sauce at his grave.
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@BravoKiloActual
@terminalcwo
Only Division Band members are allowed to suck off NCOs in parking lots.
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RIP SUZANNE SOMERS.. You were our greatest wartime Admiral.
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For the last few days, a Vet who was staying at transitional housing in Western NY (
#RochesterNY
) has gone missing.
This vet just obtained his EMT certification and was well on his way to turning the corner, and getting his life back on track.
Do me a solid & Repost
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You can either vote for a cackling retard as POTUS with a miktoast VP
Or
You can vote for a tough dbag as POTUS with an astute Alpha VP
Pretty clear choice IMHO
#DbagDonnieFTW
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“My great-grandfather handed out blankets at an Indian Reservation, I think I can spot an authentic Headdress. “
~ White woman in line at Starbucks
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@RobProvince
They’re experts…
“My great-grandfather handed out blankets at an Indian Reservation, I think I can spot an authentic Headdress. “
~ White woman in line at Starbucks
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I want to thank everyone for reaching out…
Luckily, I didn’t break anything…
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Your most used GIF is your reaction when WWIII breaks out.
Your most used GIF is your reaction when WWIII breaks out.
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That’s it!! I’ve Fucking had it!!!
I’m emailing all your employers!!
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“My Husband’s a State Trooper”
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If Corky Thatcher & Gary Busey had a love child…
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@StolenValor1
Bro. You really cited your inability to eat
@BurgerKing
potato wedges as an injury. ??
You on some wild meds my brutha!!😂😂
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Ok.
So today I was in Trader Joe’s, shopping for personal jelly, and a man wearing a “Make America Great Again” hat, pinned me up against a salted caramel K-Cup display…vigorously fingered my b-hole, while shouting “This is Stocking Mill Country!”
I’m shook.
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Opinion:
I’d you dont own property, you shouldn’t have any input into zoning, property taxes etc.
Fuck. You.
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Just Kevin…
Doing…
Kevin Stuffz…
Transferred my CDL to Colorado. I look like a person of interest on the First 48 lol
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Lolz.. this old lady asked me what I was looking at on my phone..
I said Twitter..
She responds with,
“I’m in that.. will you friend me?”
<Baby Girl I’ll do more than friend you>
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Me… pretending I’m retarded in order to get the big girl I picked up last night, to wake up and get an Uber.
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New Recipe dropping..
Frying a Turkey, with legs removed….
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My mutuals need to calm down.. fr fr
(They after
@jerrycurld
!!)
Come here dark roast with a shot of espresso and honey...😹
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We are all Fucking weirdos.
Yes…
You too….
Especially you!!
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“Train like you fight…”
~ Clay Martin
You have dry fired in your winter gloves, right anon? And checked that draw stroke with your zipped jacket on, right anon?
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Today I got called a Spic by a very well respected mutual in our community
I’m in tears.
Send prayers and burritos.
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Hey guys!!
Big fan!! I wanted to get this as a gift for my wife’s boyfriend, but I can’t seem to find it on the merch site…
A lil help please??
@blckriflecoffee
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@UllrRover
@TommyFaceOnFire
You should’ve asked them if they had a permit for digging clams.
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@BudLightSadness
When I was in college, painting houses, we were rehabbing a turn of the century mansion, that was supposed to be haunted by an old housekeeper. After sanding plaster one day, we returned next morning to find women’s shoe prints in the plaster dust.
#GhostFeetBoner
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Breaking…
PNG’d SEALs deployed to stop the flow….
News at 11.
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Me…
Standing naked at my window, making eye contact with my neighbor, Tom.
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Israelis > Palestinians
That’s the tweet.
Don’t like it? Unfollow and enjoy your goat butthole somewhere else.
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Folks…
You miss 100% of the shots that you don’t take….
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How do we find the Absolute Shitbag that went out of their way to get someone fired, because they didn’t like her tweets?!?!?
Well I guess you fucking assholes win… I did lose my job… so yay me… 🤣🤣🤣
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Throwback to that time a young Demp was interviewed at the local Lafayette Air Show…
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Apparently a lot of mutuals were suspended/expelled from Twitter.
I don’t understand how you can get suspended from Twitter.
Maybe try being like my account and raise up your mutuals with love and empathy?
It’s not that hard.
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Kevin’s Family Holiday Discussions.
A thread….
1. Someone brought up collectible coins and then made it uncomfortable for the one Jew at the table by saying “I’m no t offending you an i?”
2. My mother made a new cranberry dressing, and everyone is roasting her. 1/
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So this is fun.
Drunk dude treat ended a line of parked cars in fronting my place.
Fuckin hammered and decide to run.
Kevins fast.
Kevin’s also winded.
Kevin also remembered how to apply a wrist lock come along.
FYI….Kevin’s still high.
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Since we are being honest on here now…
I don’t give a fuck about any of you.
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RIP Laura Lynch, founding member of Dixie Chicks…
AIDS is a horrible disease that took her too soon.
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Hi Jim…
@jimstewartson
Kevin Fingerling here from Army Times..
Would you care to go on record with a quote?? I’m doing a story on how Retarded people can assimilate into online society.
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I wish the women I dated, were as moist as Claude’s Biscuits.
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I can hold this in any longer..
Kamala Harris Dirty Sanchezed me at a petting zoo, outside of Sheboygan WI in 1990. I had just ETS’d from Vietnam and the local 4H Club had surrounded me and were calling me a Baby Killer.
I thought she came to my rescue,… 1/3
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Today is your reminder that Anna Kendrick is a Barracks 7, at best and quite possibly has a Peener.
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@hartgoat
@shawnpisteySC
At the end of the first clip, looks like dude in the scam car peeped the dash camera
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This is now an unfiltered and unhinged account, from here on out.
@JoeBiden
Your retarded son ate your dead son’s widow’s ass, from the back, while geeking on rocks.
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Braxton McCoy, a war-weary veteran, found solace in the quiet woods near his hometown. The memories of battle haunted him, but the forest offered a temporary escape. One fateful day, while deep in the wilderness, he stumbled upon a creature he could hardly believe—
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Soooo.. Ring cam alerts me to movement at back porch.
Some chick.
I go out..tells me she’s waiting to meet a dude (my address) selling an Elantra.
I’m not selling a car.
She brought $5k with her.
Told her she’s prolly getting set up.
I’ll add more if something develops.
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Its official. I’m off the market and my new imaginary gf and I are really happy..
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@altNOAA
@FettermansGhost
@th3v0t4ry
@mattcroyle
Weather outlook: Partly Fobby with a chance of REMF. . 🥳
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Can’t… Eating rn/..
They had a deal at the local Exxon station.
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She liked seven of my tweets this week…
Pretty sure we’re going steady now.
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I can’t believe women have to suffer periods 3-4x per month…. But that’s what you get for stealing apples from Baby Jesus’ garden.
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Woke up this morning to a pretty serious leek under the sink…
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@LuckyMcGee
I charge some veterans extra at my shop, depending on their MOS.
The lower the ASVAB score requirement the higher the discount.
For example..
@Silverback375
would get a huge discount.
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What is your favorite food scene in a movie?
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You had me at “Turtle”…
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Me (to ex): Hey can I come over & pick up the power washer? (Which I bought to do her house & patios)
Ex: why do you need it?? I need stuff powerwashed over here.
Me: K.. I’ll buy another one, so I won’t interfere with you power washing your house
Ex: that’s not what I meant.
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Dear Commies,
Be more like Aaron.
Sincerely,
Normies
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