Delicious Apples
@Rank1Apples
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Gats, Cats, Bikes, and Bikinis. That's my entire brand. Also, I'm crazy, but not clinically, only in the most redhead of ways! 😊 I don't have an OF.
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Good morning, friends! I hope you have had a great weekend and lots of happiness! I'm taking a break from the work on the property and going to have some fun! I hope you all do the same! Then it will be back to serious business this week until I get my barn up! Love you all!! 😘
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@DocStrangelove2
Crazy wild. The jump. The draw. The rounds on target. Crazy impressive. Crazy wild. Hopefully he doesn't get charged for his clearly defensive shoot.
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@BarrelHatchet
Barrel is no longer free floating, and the pressure on the suppressor could *potentially* cause a baffle strike. His form isn't well supported, and the point of impact shifts would be noticeable at range since he would never have repeatability as his firing conditions are in flux
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Hey guys! I just got back from my amazing Naval Special Warfare Weapons Course. I really learned a lot of advanced skills, and I think this training from the Navy is going to take my shooting to a whole new level! Never seen anything like it! They've taught me a whole new style!
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Reject AI Gun Bunny. Embrace Traditional Cringe Gunbunny.
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4000 Follower Giveaway!!! A 250 count ammo pack of your choice from
@FenixAmmunition
! Rules in the pinned. Like, comment so I can tag you, repost this post, and follow to enter! Drawing the winner in 5 days, on May 5th! Good luck everyone! You're all wonderful!
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This isn't about the cartels. They get most of their heavy stuff elsewhere anyways. This is about disarming Americans, so that we don't have anti-materiel options for when they start doing even more bad stuff to us. 🙃
REPORT: House Democrats propose ban on .50-caliber rifles to cut down on drug cartel violence
The Stop Arming Cartels Act of 2024 aims to ban civilians from manufacturing, selling, owning, importing, or transferring .50-caliber rifles in the U.S.
This would require anyone who
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I'm proud to announce my position as the new CEO of
@FenixAmmunition
! After too many mean tweets, the board decided that I will be a better fit for our vision going forward. Also, we will no longer be producing 5.56 and will be retooling to only produce party approved 7.62x39! 😊
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When you're just trying to take cute bikini pics and you get upstaged by the too cute for his own good photo bomber. 🤣
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This is why I don't want neighbors. This whining, puppet of a man who is being interviewed. I support high fence guy, who has probably lived there forever. This new guy moves in a couple months "less than a year" ago and immediately starts calling the authorities on you. F off.
“Oh well if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions”
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Sig MPX. Wendigo Works MRC. Unicorn Onesie. There is no topping this drip, and this fit. Even have Pika rocking his Rattler and MRC as backup. If you rate this fit as anything other than a perfect 10, we can't be friends anymore. 🤣😂
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Happy 4th again, everyone!! 😊 Treason and Freedom Day!! Love you all!!! 😘😘
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Wow, I have 4000 followers!!! I really appreciate all of you! I never really thought I would make it here, but now it seems like it will just keep going up! So, what better way to celebrate than to give out free things! It is a new giveaway time! Here's what we will be doing!
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Omgod, this commercial is hilarious. I'm dying. 🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂😂
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Well, you crazy kids, I just shot up 250 followers in like 4 hours! 2nd giveaway for 4250 followers! Same rules, like, comment, repost, follow and win your choice of awesome hoodie from
@Psy_ware
!! He makes great stuff! This drawing will also be held on May 5th! Hoodie de Mayo!
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Rhodesian Bikini from Trinity! I finally got around to taking some pictures! Rhodie Maxxing!! I really need Rhodie Pants. I did some outdoors and some bedroom boudoir, tell me in the comments which you like better, in or out! If I get 200 reposts, I'll take off the pants! 🤣😂
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It should be illegal for a hospital or doctors office to not provide you with an upfront statement of charges and fees. Like they want me to go and just sign a piece of paper that says they'll send me the bill later, and I just owe whatever they say. That's bullshit. Then, they
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Dry Fire practice in the hallway. 22LR Supremacy! Practicing to be the best loot drop I can be! And if I can't be the best, I'll just be the prettiest!
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Bosley, my 21 year old cat who has been with me for the majority of my life, couldn't get up today, and I think it is the end for him. I will not be on here for a while. Im not fishing for condolences. I just don't know how to cope and I didn't want people to think I disappeared.
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If I win the lottery, I won't announce it, but there will be signs. Jackpot.
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Cats ✅️ 🐈
Gats ✅️ 🔫
Bikinis ❌️ 👙
Bikes ❌️ 🏍
Yoga Pants ✅️ 🍑
3 outta 5 isn't bad!
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Jesus, I see what you've done done for other people, and I want that for me. Please send barrels full of ammo my way. 🤣😂
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I think we should put the call out for more people to pose topless with guns in solidarity with his movement!
Contrary to popular belief I do not hate morality I hate people who push their personal morals on others out of bad faith or by force of law. More or less I hate it when people put the brakes on a fun time. To fight this I shall continue posing topless with guns
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X forgot I exist after being gone for almost a month, and I need more views on my tractor vs skid loader post! So, I have decided I need to jumpstart the algo! I figured the best way to do that would be to pander to my audience. Fan service for the likes!
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Abs. I have them! Kind of. I don't think it's going to get any better than what I have now, I think I've peaked. I also think I need to gain back some of the weight I've lost, maybe gain 5 pounds from just endless squats and kettle bells. Pilates are still putting in the work! 😊
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Of all the random things I post, how is this my very first post to get over 1000 likes?! 🤣🤣😂🤣 Dunking on the Navy came close but ultimately fell short by a couple of likes. Yet, somehow, this offhand comment makes it?! 🤣😂 Thank you for all the love, everyone!!! 😘🥰
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My makeup is not on point today, so I apologize for the lack of cute selfies! But I took some anyway because I really wanted a few with my new Rhodesian MRC from Wendigo Works! I love it so much! I thought the dim room would help the aesthetics in the pics, but it didn't. 🤣😅
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Good morning, everyone!!! I'm back! I hope you missed me!!! I missed you!! I hope you're having a wonderful start to your day and that it just keeps getting better!! 🥰🥰😘😘
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@FenixAmmunition
Don't worry, you're going to love all the diversity, inclusion, and equity seminars I'm going to be sending you to! It's really for your own good! We gotta get that social credit up!
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I took one Deagle Pic, so I figured why not a few more. Reppin the Buc-ees / Buccees swag again and the crochet top that I'm in love with! I have it in 357mag, 44mag, and 50ae, but I primarily shoot it in 357. 🤣 White Cat, and my crazy eyes face, make an appearance as well! 😊
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I hope everyone is having a great day!!! I try to take cute selfies, but I feel like I always pick the ones to post where I look weird. 🤣😂 I think I'll do another giveaway soon since I have so many new followers who haven't been around for one! I don't know what it will be yet.
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Guess what?!?! IT'S GIVEAWAY DAY!! Everything kind of sucks right now, so I hope this brightens your day! New giveaway starts today! There will be two prizes, and two winners! One will be a set of books from
@DonShift3
and the other will be a set of books from
@Brushbeater
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Sarah Connor Terminator 2 Cosplay drop! I've got so many outtake pics! I couldn't quite get the No Fate gravitas that Linda Hamilton has, but I'm also not an amazing actress like her! This was thrown together with stuff I had on hand, I think I'll do it better when it's warm! 🥰
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I did a thing. And that thing was buying a Rhodesian Brush Stroke Bikini from
@Trinity_solutns
. It will soon be Rhodie Bikini Season!!!!! Now I just need some shorts to complete my ensemble! 😊 I'm getting some other cool Rhodesian style gear soon, I'll post it when I have it!
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I'm proud to carry on the empty headed, big boobed tradition of my ancestors! But red heads are the superior giggle bot, far better than blondes. 🤣 Sorry, blondes, I still love you!
"For anyone under the age of twenty-five, they’ve likely never seen it in their lifetime — as the giggling blonde with an amazing rack has been stamped out existence, a creature shamed to the brink of extinction."
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I see people having the age-old revolver vs pistol for women argument again, and I feel the need to chime in with an oft overlooked point of advantage for optics cut pistols.
One of the big reasons people argue revolvers is that we don't have the grip strength that men do,
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Sheesh, I hemorrhage followers after every bikini post. Maybe I should change cats, gats, bikes, and bikinis to just cats, gats, and bikes. 🙃
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Am I wearing this right? I think this is how this top is supposed to be worn, but I'm not 💯 percent sure? If it's supposed to be worn a different way, let me know! Gotta be ready so I can go be a stylish loot drop in WW3. 🤣😂
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@MAC_Arms
Red was dead as soon as he took those three rounds, his brain just didn't know it yet. I feel bad for the driver. I've shot inside cars with hearing protection and still got my brain scrambled, can't imagine the headache and hearing loss on that one, but better than being dead!
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When a Mommy Henry X and a Daddy Henry X love each other very much, sometimes they have a Henry Golden Boy 22lr. And other times Mommy is a cheating wh*re and somehow a 10/22 with an absolute UNIT of a drum magazine is born because of the Ruger she told you not to worry about.
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I would choose a man vs. the bear in the forest, but I would choose the bear over a female cop at a traffic stop. At least with the bear, I know the mauling is incoming, and I probably won't have my life ruined for defending myself. Send tweet. Mute replies. 🙃
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Happy Father's Day!! I hope you are all having the very best day and that someone calls you Daddy one way or another. 😉
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Arrgggghhh. Is this the real pit viper account? Because I'm pretty sure the only people who buy their products are gun people, frat boys, 80s nostalgia, and conservative memers. If this is them, they aren't alienating half their customer base like most companies, but like 90%. 🙄
We haven’t had to do this in 2024 until now, but unfortunately reminding everyone if you spread hate in Pit Vipers, we’ll donate your money to an organization that works against you
#pitvipergivesafuck
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I'm sick of primers being so expensive. I'm literally running out, I'm down to hundreds remaining from having ten thousand!
I can't find any that aren't a 200% markup plus tax plus hazmat shipping. It's ridiculous. Where are all the Large Rifle Magnum Match Primers
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Alright, gentlemen, I'm going to do a little block of instruction for you all, and I'll try to keep it understandable. 🤣 Please repost this for all the homies so that maybe one of you will benefit.
How do I get my girlfriend to go (insert your favorite hobby) with me?
I have
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Off to pilates! Good morningtime to everyone!! I hope you all have a great day and that things go your way!!! Every day can make things better! I think you're all great, and I appreciate all of our chit chats back and forth! It brightens my day, and I hope it brightens yours too!
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I need someone to remake this meme for me but without the commie rifle. 🤣😂
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My periodic reminder to you all that wind energy is trash and a scam, and always has been. It's terrible for animals, bugs, and the environment. I will argue until I die about this. Wind turbines are literal evil incarnate, and they should be stricken from this planet. Hate them.
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Once again, I'm so happy the shooter missed. But like, how??? A Marine hyped up on crayons could throw a rock and hit his target at this range. Thank God this guy wasn't actually part of our community because even stressed, this is literally an entry/amateur level distance.
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Oh, look, another Anti-Gunner who has an armed bodyguard who shot a criminal. Something that she should be put in jail for, according to her rulings and beliefs. So, uh, is she going to put herself in jail for not only employing a person with a gun but also for them using it?
Supreme Court Justice Sotomayor’s bodyguard shoots would-be carjacker outside her home
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I think about this meme way more often than I should. They really DO look like deer who went to prison. 🤣😂 Like, seriously, so much time in the yard. 🤣
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Read this if you like 40k. Every "chud" or "gatekeeper" I've ever met in 40k has been OVERWHELMINGLY supportive and helpful and all they want to do is talk about the hobby, the lore and I love memeing with them. It's the same for me, the only issue I've ever had is with the woke.
@alt_world
“The 'hobby' as I like to call it is supposed to be fun, a uniting force between gamers, to create friendships, a social fucntion, something to be enjoyed and share.”
I hate to break it to you, Nick, but it’s no longer that. And it’s not because of the people who liked the lore,
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Ootd! Hope you like the fit! Pilates are going great! Squats not going as well, mostly because I'm lazy. Things are moving on the new property, but I can't find a well driller who is available. Hair still crazy looking like a troll under the bridge. Hope you have a great day! 😘
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I haven't been around because Bosley passed away. I don't really want to talk about it, but I do want to say I very much appreciate all of your condolences and DMs. I'm still not really doing well, but I'm going to try to be a bit social again. I hope you all are doing well! 😘😔
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Good morning, everyone! 😊 Here are a few more pics from yesterday I thought you'd like! I'm going to do another free drawing soon since I hit 4500 followers, but I'm mixing up the prizes a bit! I'll announce that soon, so just so you know, there will be more giveaways soon! 🥰😘
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I realize the horrors I'm probably about to unleash, but it's too funny to pass up. 🤣😂 Caption what I'm thinking about in this photo, meme style in the comments, and I'll pick the one I find funniest. Nothing gross or gore, etc. You'll win a prize, I don't know what yet.
And,
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Who wants to fly down to Mexico with me and cross the border as asylum seeking "newcommers" so we can get the free money and I can use it to buy a 50BMG Desert Tech HTI? 😁 Looking for a buddy so I don't get yeeted trying to get my bonus cash! 🤩
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I found a forest tortoise, or turtle, I don't know what it's actually called, something. But look at those markings! Isn't that so freaking cool? It's like a Fantasy or Alien language. It's so cool! Like hieroglyphics!
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@DrDeath1776
I think they'd go along with it with no attack, they already want to imprison us. 🙃 Look at the people clamoring over internment for the vaccine.
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I cannot believe they tried to assassinate Trump. After all the things they say about us, and then they go and try to assassinate their political rival. The left is completely unhinged. They better hope this isn't the spark of a civil war. 😟
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I regret to inform y'all, I have once again engaged in property shenanigans. F350 for scale. I like it big. Also, does this count as a job site? I wouldn't want the liberals to tell me I was compensating about my need for a real truck. Not to mention my trailers and camper. 🤣😂
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Throw back to simpler times when I was (and still do) advocating the guilt and consequence free killing of thieves because they're not stealing your stuff, they're stealing your life. You had to trade hours of your life that you can never get back for that stuff. Execute them.
I'm about to hit 1300 followers again, so it's time to post an intrusive thought from my brain so I can get unfollowed for my bad takes.
My take: You should be able to shoot/kill people for serious theft/to protect your belongings.
Why? Simple, they aren't just stealing items
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Dual Wield Specialization: No penalty to off-hand weapon damage modifier.
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This does seem pretty on brand for me, but I'd be naked and my advice would just be telling you that taxation is theft and the revolutionary war was fought for less than what we are being put through now! 🤣😂
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My new shorts don't fit. 😭 And yes, this is a real problem. Like, serious business! Way more important than all the other things going on right now! 🙃
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@HuczekAdam
@CerberusXt
I always thought their entire design emphasized meltaguns, burning the heretics, and purging the unclean. 🤣
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So are all these assassination deniers going to get the Alex Jones treatment or what?
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Happy Mothers Day from Zurich! I was gonna post some boat bikini pics, but swans are better!
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Rhodesian Pikachu! I love it. I love it so much! Rhodesian is probably my favorite old school camo, and I really need more of it. Does anyone make modern Combat Shirts and Pants in Rhodesian? I see like Soffe shorts but no actual kit. 🤔 I need a Rhodesian Bush War Outfit.
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🎉🎉🎇🎆 Congratulations to the first two winners of my giveaway drawings!! 🥳🥳🥂🥂🍾🍾
@MrBeefsteak
has won the ammo from
@FenixAmmunition
And
@jbarnz71
has won the Hoodie de Mayo from
@Psy_ware
Thank you to everyone who entered, and stick around for bad takes, bikinis,
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It's a vibe. I'm a cool kid now. I almost totally actually know how to use it even. 🤣😂
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This is where we are now. 😒
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I realize I'm answering my own question, but why is it that every large acreage that is actually appropriately priced has to be in a place that is God awful freezing like half the year. I'm looking at you, Wyoming. 😡 Picture unrelated, just me annoyed. I just want land. 😭
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Range daaaaaayyyyyyyyyy!! I'm going out to the farm, so I'll actually take some pictures today! I can't promise they'll be cute because it's kinda chilly and cloudy today, so no gunbunny outfits. 🤣😂 I might wear my Weapon Outfitter After Dark socks finally though! 🤣
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I haven't been dragged for a while. So, I support police and I like watching On Patrol Live. I think 99% of what they do is hard and really sucks. But I don't support "back the blue," no knock warrants, or their militarization. A bad shoot is a bad shoot. Stop justifying it. 😒
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Goodnight everyone! I hope you are having the most wonderful of nights and I hope you're having a wonderful weekend! I hope that everything you want and need in life is coming your way and that things are working out for you! I wish you all the very best! Kiss kiss! 😘😘 GN!
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What do you have against ducks? 😭
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I manage to have a funny tweet that people actually like that I have to delete because there's always that one weirdo that is like I can see your reflection and I've geolocated your position. 🙄🫠
This is why we can't have nice things. Still need someone to clean my gun room. 🤣
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I'll be out forest witching in my woods all weekend! Wish me luck! If any of you wild ones know a water well driller in the southeast who can drill a 300ft deep well, DM me, I still can't find a driller. 😒 I've also got some plans for some fun pics next week, so stay tuned! 🥰😘
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Good morning, everyone!!!!! I hope you have the very best and most wonderful day! Every day is worthwhile in one way or another, even if you're feeling down, things will get better! I was trying to take some sultry selfies this morning, but I got outshone by this sultry bird. 🤣
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Have you ever noticed that when someone accuses you of being a problem, and you know that you aren't a problem, it actually makes you want to BE a problem, because you're already getting penalized or treated badly even though you haven't done anything wrong.
But then, instead,
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It's me! 🤣😂 Why are so many of these applicable to me?!?!! 🤣
"i made you a sandwich for lunch & some homemade cookies, & I drew you a little picture on a sticky note, & I'm not wearing underwear"
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Progress with the Mini Excavator. Things aren't as steep or curved as they look. I have the pano mode on the camera, and it kind of fish eyes the picture. That is from the bottom, but I plan to level things a bit as well.
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The founding fathers owned cannons and personal warships. They would have loved modern firearms, and they would remind us all that the entire point of the 2nd amendment is parity or near parity with the government armaments of the modern day. They'd want us to have MORE guns.
Does the history & tradition of our country really suggest the Founding Fathers meant for the 2nd Amendment to arm Americans with guns that fire 400 to 800 rounds per minute?
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