Janey Mack
@JaneyMackWriter
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Trad pub writer: black humored mystery/suspense. Smart-alec flirt, I will fib if you ask me what I'm wearing. Books: Time's Up, Choked Up, Shoot 'Em Up
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This would be funnier if it wasn’t so realistic 🙊🤣🙊😂🙊
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A.) Everyone should see the original Predator
B.) This is funny:
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Please release the Congressional sexual harassment slush fund!
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Max only wears his seatbelt on the days he knows he's going to be in a car accident.
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The school and student should sign a contract showing total cost of and average salary upon earning said degree.
The Science of Harry Potter Degree
= Barista at $16/hr
Chemical Engineering Degree
= $67K/yr to start
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It’s not easy to be fit... and stupid
🏋️♀️🤕🚫🧠🚫🤕🏋️♀️🤕🚫🧠🚫🤕🏋️♀️
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To every Significant Other, I apologize for posting this.
To every Brother, you’re welcome.
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Am I the only one who hasn’t started Christmas shopping?
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‘Wrap-Around’ spiders flatten their bodies and wrap around tree branches for camouflage.
(they’re a real thing. you’re welcome.)
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Sliding into the meeting late like:
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@ananavarro
The 51% who aren’t on China’s payroll.
#PutTheDumplingDown
And just think other polls have him at over 60%.
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Other peoples' good life choices are not responsible for your poor ones.
#YouNeedJesus
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I could watch this all day...
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(Hey
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unbothered. moisturized. happy. in his lane. focused. flourishing.
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