Haley⚡Shane | Slayer Of Boring Brands
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Traveling Brand Designer/Artist🎨 Renovating a van to turn into a mobile design unit🚐 Martial Artist/Lifter of Weights🥊 No AI Used ✏️ Highlights are🔥
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If you own a business, shoot guns, chug raw milk, lift heavy shit, and homeschool your kids, you're in what I call a "Chad Vertical" and that means you and me are gonna get along just fine.
But there's one issue...
The powers that be don't care too much for people like us. They
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Man that is so cool. I mean, all I've heard my entire life from these people is that I'm some illiterate white trash moron that couldn't find a pot to piss in without the states help.
But yeah no this camo hat will totally make me forget all that and vote blue.
That’s the genius work of this one small bit of Harris/Walz merch: the camouflage hat reclaims the rural and Southern identity that mainstream Democrats have long ignored.
Dems are finally embracing country music fans:
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"you can't shoot parachuters in the air! It's against the Geneva Convention"
I didn't sign that shit. Paraglide into my yard with a Galil shouting "death to America" and find out.
Expensive clay pigeons.
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Boomers were born in the most prosperous time in American history. A post World War America that manufactured everything, and had the wealth to prove it.
They convinced themselves the reason they're so far ahead is because of their grit and determination, but it's actually
Jeff Goldblum refuses to leave money to his kids Charlie, 8, and River, 6: ‘Row your own boat’
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I quit my job on Christmas Eve.
6 years ago.
I was working in a restaurant, a double shift no less, on Christmas Eve.
I decided since it was Christmas Eve and I'd be working 12 hours, I'd stop at the coffee shop across the street before my shift and treat myself to a $5
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@slxthkween
I love that for women to pass as men, society tells them to wear binders, get surgery, do hormones, etc.
But for men to get access to women's spaces they apparently don't even need to shave.
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I get asked a lot if I was in the military.
I wasn't, but I owned a mustang and dated a stripper at one point in my life so I'm an E1 in spirit.
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Went over to my mom's for a bit. Mentioned that
@DaisyRifles
started following me on Twitter. She said "I still have mine and yours."
I immediately went to her basement where she said she thought they were and I'll be damned.
My Red Ryder on top and moms that is almost 50
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I don't know why people assume that because I'm a lesbian that means I'm a communist.
Being a lesbian is about the least interesting thing about me, and to be honest, I hope it stays that way.
Sincerely, your gun owning, meat eating, TN resident lesbian.
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You can be opposed to child drag shows AND pedo priests.
You don't have to pick one or the other. You can hate two things at once.
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@brinkofill
Cant hold the hammer correctly. Is using a framing nail to nail a ground stake into a gate door....to build a fence...
My soul...it weeps.
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A local coffee shop is closing. They're very much "all genders welcome" rainbow flags type of shop.
Not somewhere I go, but the reason they're closing is fucked up. Basically it's over taxes. The treasurers office is sending cops in to take money out of the register, because
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This is art. Holy shit what a fucking banger of a reply.
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I was waiting on these business guru retards to stumble into 2A Twitter.
Understand this is a world you are not ready for. This isn't marketing talk. These people are much more autistic about this topic than you can dream of.
Also, please stop buying shotguns for anything other
Everybody thinks they need a pistol or a fancy AR-15 to protect their homes.
The best strategy:
A $500 pump shotgun.
Why?
- safer around kids
- wayyy easier to use
- legal everywhere in US
Why pump?
Racking a shell into the chamber is the most horrifying sound in the
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Will fitness Twitter please tell 2A Twitter that if garand is on roids then he's horribly unoptimized, or doing such an incredibly low dose that it doesn't matter.
I realize most of y'all are horribly out of shape so he looks juiced but he actually just looks like a guy that's
I admire
@GarandThumb1
honesty here. Dudes just living the life, getting jacked and DGAF.
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@Dexerto
The dude that shaved his head so he looked more like that Cobra ballsack?
Ain't happening.
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We need to bully people again.
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When I started shooting, I had only ever shot Glocks. I hated them but I couldn't tell why because I was inexperienced.
I just assumed every pistol was like that and it steered me away from them for a long time.
Turns out I have exactly the wrong kind of hands for a Glock.
Try
Pistol: Glock 19. Don't argue. Don't buy something else. Get a Glock 19. They are ubiquitous. They define reliability. They are beyond common and fire the most common round. Don't worry about optics or fancy sites, though they are a plus after you've been trained.
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Ever heard of Black Rifle Coffee Company? You probably have.
They're positioned as a veteran owned and operated coffee company for people that love pew pews and freedom.
Or so it appears in a such a way...
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Do you all know
@k9_reaper
? You should. He documents the collapse of South Africa, while trying to prevent it. He is a grass roots operator in a non permissible environment.
His posts are hard to read and watch. It gets harder when you realize the west may soon share the same
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@HazelAppleyard_
"Seven girls, being with each other"
Why...WHYYYYYY do they talk like this.
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Shoot the cop in the fucking head.
I am so fucking sick of these badges man. God help the fucker that would do this to my dog.
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@HeidiBriones
"and I promise, I'm fruity"
I've literally never heard a single gay or lesbian say this. Theyre just caricatures of what they think women and lesbians are.
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I'm a lesbian. I know a lot of gays and lesbians. You'd think we all love this woke corporate agenda shit cause it looks like it benefits us.
Guys.. We hate it too! And will gladly buy from companies that don't do it.
Stop being afraid. We'll support you more than you know.
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@wayofftheres
Wait...do people not walk in the rain while imagining it washing off the blood of your enemies?
Is there something wrong with me...
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This is the shit that actually keeps you broke btw.
It's not lattes at Starbucks. It's a $1600 payment on a truck you don't fucking need that you bought to look cool because your ego can't handle otherwise.
That shit keeps you stuck.
What is wrong with people. $3,000 a month in car payments. These people pay a mortgage for 2 cars. I just don’t understand.
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@stillgray
Another One Bites The Dust playing while this happens is really icing on the cake.
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@WarPath2pt0
Mike Tyson was right. People run their mouth too freely now because there isn't a consequence for it.
There need to be consequences again.
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@MeMyselfOnline
This is something we don't talk about when people transition which is your dating pool effectively being reduced to almost 0.
I'm a lesbian and have the same opinion as you do. I can not find myself attracted to men that transition to women. Period.
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@thegaywhostrayd
@TheAdvocateMag
@againstgrmrs
If you have a penis and say you're a lesbian everyone has to believe it, but if you're ACTUALLY a lesbian it's sus.
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@BudLightSadness
I was heavily involved in the group that picked the drumset. They're welcome to message me and ask.
For what it's worth I pushed for an acoustic set for further annoyance.
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I always wonder if you all get tired of seeing my posts about experiences I've had as a lesbian.
But then there's stuff like this that reminds me, no matter what I do, I'll never be that fucking gay.
As we start getting ready for the Fourth of July….. this is what I think about Tea.
@blckriflecoffee
for the win.
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Any 3 letter agency is gone.
Foreign aid is cut forever.
Any gun control bills passed previously are 86'd.
Gender affirming surgery/treatment is outlawed. For everyone.
Martial arts are mandatory for law enforcement and in schools.
IRS is abolished, replaced with a flat
You're president of the United States, but only for an hour, and you have unlimited power.
What do you do with that hour?
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JK liked my post. Tell them all I made it big.
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@libsoftiktok
"If I have to deal with this once a month I'm going to be so upset"
It's almost as if they have no idea what being a woman is actually like.
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Pronouns in bio = invalid opinion on every single topic.
I will not elaborate further.
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What you may not know about BRCC, is they donate to a lot of PACs and campaigns that are for the very thing they claim to be against, gun control.
It's a really good example of brainwash branding. Let's dive into it so you can learn ya something.
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Busted these out before my gym time. Get it while they're hot or I get a C&D!
@LouisvilleGun
@Shadzey1
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I CANT BREATHE 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Trying to dunk on Keith Olbermann and I gotta deal with this shit
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Alright I'll make y'all a deal.
I'm posting this teaser image of the new collab with
@Shadzey1
and then I am going to the gym.
If you guys can get it to 100 likes, I will release it today.
You have until 2pm my time. (Eastern)
Good luck.
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Id like to report a murder
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"Yeah being a gray man is really important for our brand."
*brands logo is a skull with a spartan helmet and crossed AR 15s in the background with chains in a circle around it. It's name is Tactical Death Squad Kill Team Alpha*
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@srsattern
If you download the app or look it up on their site it'll tell you the aisle and bay number lol
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In 1942 my great great grandfather shot and killed an FBI agent, and wounded another.
In case you were curious how deep this "we hate feds" stuff runs in my family...
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@AetiusRF
There's an episode of MadMen where a guy gets stabbed and refuses to provide a description for the same reason.
Crazy to watch the same thing play out IRL.
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Update: dude asked about bringing it to work.
"So if I get pulled over I just lie and say I don't have it right?"
"No. Definitely dont. You can carry it you're not doing anything wrong."
"Wait I can?"
"MBIC it's your right to own and carry it. It's literally in the
Guy that works at my gym asked me about buying a gun. What kind, where to go, etc.
Dude had no idea you can order them from websites. Enlightened him to the mecca that is
@palmettoarmory
gave him the run down on how it works, what to do, 4473 etc.
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Everyone after shooting my Banshee: *giggles*
Everyone after shooting my JAKL: "oh no..."
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@WeaponOutfitter
German Shepherd. I had one for 14 years. She was the best dog ever, fantastic with children but I have no doubt in my mind she could kill anything if need be.
I have a GSD mix now. Very similar temperament.
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I don't know why people assume that because I'm a lesbian that means I'm a communist.
Being a lesbian is about the least interesting thing about me, and to be honest, I hope it stays that way.
Sincerely, your gun owning, meat eating, TN resident lesbian.
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Sunday Story time!
I'm seeing a woman that works at my gym. Friday, after my workout, we were talking before she got off work.
While we're standing there chatting, a woman walking on a treadmill gets off and walks by us.
The woman I'm seeing looks at me, and quietly whispers
"
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My dad has been helping me out a lot with this van build. So it's nice when I get to return the favor.
His skilsaw stopped working. He's had this thing since I was a kid, which in power tool years means it's a dinosaur that no longer has OEM support.
He suspected the brushes. I
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Once again reminding everyone that the last thing a confused person needs is validation.
"Gender-affirming care" isn't care. It's "give the person whatever they want, even if they are a child." That's what "affirming" means.
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Correct. The show fucking sucks, the helmet should stay on.
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It's all so tiresome.
The 212 that voted for warrantless spying need to be thrown in jail after being tarred and feathered.
This is how the Constitution dies.
By a tie vote, the amendment to require a warrant to spy on Americans goes down in flames.
This is a sad day for America.
The Speaker doesn’t always vote in the House, but he was the tie breaker today. He voted against warrants.
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@MovieHooligan
@Timcast
I say this as a lesbian, this is 10000% a grooming event. I have been to my fair share of drag shows, AS AN ADULT because that's it's intended audience. It's not for kids. Period.
Stop putting the fucking LGB community in this shit when it's the TQIA community.
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Be so busy you get to pick who you work with.
Also shoutout to the homies in the replies that got what I was doing. Dudes OP was littered with red flags.
Young dudes….
My lesson today to you, is don’t be this guy.
That’s all.
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@echetus
"oh you want smoother check ins at airports?"
No, I don't wanna be gang raped in the street.
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@txrsasser
Boomers aren't the generation before me, Gen X is. Who I have no issues with. Both my parents are Gen X.
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A lot of homosexual women aren't voting for Kamala either. We're gay, not retarded.
A lot of homosexual men aren’t voting for Kamala either. We’re gay. Not retarded.
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@DolioJ
Transhausen by proxy is what we've (the gays and lesbians with brains) have started calling it
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Helping my sister and Brother in law move.
"Haley, can you bring your tools?"
"Oh, I just *have* tools. Because I'm a lesbian?"
"well...do you?"
"I mean, yeah."
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Guy that works at my gym asked me about buying a gun. What kind, where to go, etc.
Dude had no idea you can order them from websites. Enlightened him to the mecca that is
@palmettoarmory
gave him the run down on how it works, what to do, 4473 etc.
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I have picked up an incredible amount of old white guy Christian followers the last few days.
You all....are probably not going to like it here just so you know.
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Most clicks the Babylon Bee has ever had on an ad... And I made the ad. Maybe I should do a breakdown on it soon.
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Speaking from experience, St Jude does exactly what they say they will with the money they get. They're the only reason my niece is alive right now.
Also, a common coach W.
Well I couldn’t have it sent directly but I’m a man of my word. Hoping some other blue checks might do the same thing with their earnings. May do American Cancer Society for the next one:
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@smcroasters
I don't care for him but honestly I'll vote for him just to piss off the super blue among us at this point.
I don't want to be productive I want to be petty
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Lesson for you overgrown frat boys - don't be this guy.
And be certain I'm a man before you come at me sideways.
Young dudes….
My lesson today to you, is don’t be this guy.
That’s all.
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I know it's popular to jump on the "you're an adult, you pay the loan" but most of these people were 17-18 year olds that were brainwashed into thinking if they didn't go to college they'd starve to death.
Predatory lending is absolutely a thing and it needs to be dealt with. I
My wife and I left graduate school 23 years ago with a combined total of $70,000 debt.
Since then we've made $500 monthly payments for 23 years ($120,000+).
Today, we still owe $60,000.
Explain to me again why student loan debt shouldn't be cancelled.
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Hot Take: This guy shouldn't be allowed to carry.
Carrying a gun is great. But it shouldn't be the first way to settle an argument.
Learn to walk away, grab your wife and tell her to shut up, learn to fight, and if all that fails and you fear for your life, then use the gun.
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