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@JimboPastoral
Jimbo P. Esquire
8 months
@LeafEsq Feminism has destroyed so many normal relationship. But I blame women. Solely blame her. He did nothing wrong. In fact he could do nothing correct.
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@JimboPastoral
Jimbo P. Esquire
5 months
What is wrong with people. $3,000 a month in car payments. These people pay a mortgage for 2 cars. I just don’t understand.
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@JimboPastoral
Jimbo P. Esquire
5 months
@LeftHandedSWM It’s called horrible credit
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@JimboPastoral
Jimbo P. Esquire
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@guidokaix This type of person can’t do math
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@JimboPastoral
Jimbo P. Esquire
1 year
@Titsandnuggies Still hot without the makeup
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@JimboPastoral
Jimbo P. Esquire
5 months
@1980sViceSquad Lots of good used cars out there too.
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@JimboPastoral
Jimbo P. Esquire
5 months
@Superfister69 Play stupid games win stupid prizes
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@JimboPastoral
Jimbo P. Esquire
2 years
@wakeforestmed @mopseytoes @kdel_2023 Expulsion. If I was the patient I’d sue her, the hospital and the school.
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@JimboPastoral
Jimbo P. Esquire
1 year
We should ban trans people from owning guns.
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@JimboPastoral
Jimbo P. Esquire
4 months
It’s official. I passed the BAR exam.
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@JimboPastoral
Jimbo P. Esquire
2 years
@Cernovich This makes me want to follow god and his word. I’ve read the Old Testament and it accurately describes our future if we don’t change our ways.
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@JimboPastoral
Jimbo P. Esquire
3 years
I’ve herd rumors that Justin Trudeau is going to resign. I bet that would unite Canada.
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@JimboPastoral
Jimbo P. Esquire
4 years
Great news frens I’ve got accepted into law school. All my studying in my car during the pandemic paid off. Have a great day everyone.
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@JimboPastoral
Jimbo P. Esquire
1 year
It was but a simple question.
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@JimboPastoral
Jimbo P. Esquire
2 years
Oh a gender neutral bathroom! *pees all over the toilet seat.
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@JimboPastoral
Jimbo P. Esquire
2 years
@LegendaryEnergy @nicearchive Mark is right. What they did was wrong.
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@JimboPastoral
Jimbo P. Esquire
2 years
Zero impulse control. Imagine if he had a weapon on him.
@DrewHLive
Drew Hernandez
2 years
It’s just a game, bro
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@JimboPastoral
Jimbo P. Esquire
5 months
I got the job! Can’t wait to start next month.
@JimboPastoral
Jimbo P. Esquire
5 months
Got some great news today. I have a job interview Friday morning. It’s only for a clerkship but it will allow me to vastly grow my network of colleagues and possibly future clients.
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@JimboPastoral
Jimbo P. Esquire
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Jimbo P. Esquire
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@JimboPastoral
Jimbo P. Esquire
3 years
@AuronMacintyre This guy has been to Epstein’s island
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@JimboPastoral
Jimbo P. Esquire
2 years
First mission: find the man who called a drag queen a pedophile and murder his family.
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@JimboPastoral
Jimbo P. Esquire
2 years
@JeromeAdamsMD I’ll just stay with my natural immunity now thank you. Kinda like how I got the chicken pox as a kid and don’t have to worry about it now.
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@JimboPastoral
Jimbo P. Esquire
1 year
@TalibanPRD If you tried to sell these back to Americans it would be the biggest slap in the face to the Biden administration. Yes I would make a purchase or two.
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@JimboPastoral
Jimbo P. Esquire
1 year
It’s called we go to a baseball game
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@JimboPastoral
Jimbo P. Esquire
7 months
I tried making the gf lobster tail. Ignore the asparagus it tasted great.
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@JimboPastoral
Jimbo P. Esquire
1 year
I did a better job cooking this time around.
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@JimboPastoral
Jimbo P. Esquire
2 years
Did the front brakes on my sisters suburban. Check your brakes folks.
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@JimboPastoral
Jimbo P. Esquire
2 years
@ccmembersonly I came to that realization a couple years ago. If you aren’t gonna drink the juice you are done. I didn’t drink the juice at my old job and the people who did disgusted me.
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@JimboPastoral
Jimbo P. Esquire
2 years
@ccmembersonly REI exist so white people can spend an absurd amount of money on hiking gear that they can’t use or even correctly pronounce the names of the equipment.
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Jimbo P. Esquire
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@JimboPastoral
Jimbo P. Esquire
1 year
Wtf. Certain types of plastics and gasoline when mixed literally make napalm. Use glass not plastic.
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@JimboPastoral
Jimbo P. Esquire
8 months
Reagan was a piece of shit
@EndWokeness
End Wokeness
8 months
Ronald Reagan signed the death warrant of the GOP when he signed the Immigration R.A.C. Act of 1986 With a stroke of a pen, President Reagan granted citizenship to millions of illegals, permanently flipping California blue. His last speech as president in 1989 was a warning
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@JimboPastoral
Jimbo P. Esquire
2 years
@ScipioApucanus A land with no immigrants
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@JimboPastoral
Jimbo P. Esquire
2 years
Under my regime no citizen would be denied such a meal. Whether rich or poor humans should eat beef.
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@JimboPastoral
Jimbo P. Esquire
6 months
Took a trip with the gf this past weekend. Did not take many picture because I’m a live the moment guy. But here is one of them. North American X-15 So bad ass!
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@JimboPastoral
Jimbo P. Esquire
4 years
I’m in line waiting to vote. I over hear an older lady tell her friends that she got kicked off Facebook for calling lady Gaga a slut. I need to befriend this women.
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@JimboPastoral
Jimbo P. Esquire
1 year
It happened.
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@JimboPastoral
Jimbo P. Esquire
1 year
Saw this really fluffy dog the other week. I just wanted to get out of my car in the middle of traffic and let him. Look at this guy!
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@JimboPastoral
Jimbo P. Esquire
3 years
@CurrentCitizen I think this is far more prevalent in African American families than people think. It’s never talked about though.
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@JimboPastoral
Jimbo P. Esquire
1 year
@JUSTcatmeme She found you mittens. Now you gotta Marry her.
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@JimboPastoral
Jimbo P. Esquire
3 years
@UpperLowerClass I think the best advice is to find a girl who has some common sense, wasnt ran through, and has a good relationship with her father.
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@JimboPastoral
Jimbo P. Esquire
2 years
@ccmembersonly Ya but he shot a Republican. It’s ok right?
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@JimboPastoral
Jimbo P. Esquire
2 years
@ScottMGreer It’s like the guy that lets other dudes bang their wife. She gets pregnant and he’s stuck raising the kid. He just thinks it’s the beauty of an open relationship.
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@JimboPastoral
Jimbo P. Esquire
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@JimboPastoral
Jimbo P. Esquire
2 years
@PrimateAcolyte Look at them milkers
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@JimboPastoral
Jimbo P. Esquire
1 year
We grilling!
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@JimboPastoral
Jimbo P. Esquire
1 year
Barstool is pure utter filth.
@barstoolsports
Barstool Sports
1 year
“That did go away pretty quickly” “Yeah, 3 or 4 days” Pain.
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@JimboPastoral
Jimbo P. Esquire
3 months
Oh, you may knock the potato salad. But have you tired it?
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@JimboPastoral
Jimbo P. Esquire
3 years
@AuronMacintyre If I were this guy I’d make it my priority to talk about the vaccine mandate. Make the court force you to stop. The only way they can do that is arrest you.
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@JimboPastoral
Jimbo P. Esquire
1 year
@basedspinach Pretty sure idubbz is gay and uses his wife as a beard.
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@JimboPastoral
Jimbo P. Esquire
3 years
God wins in the end.
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@JimboPastoral
Jimbo P. Esquire
3 years
Well I just turned in my religious exception form for the covid jab. I go to a catholic school. I’m catholic. Lets see what they say. Lets see how spiritual they are. Will my rights be respected?
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@JimboPastoral
Jimbo P. Esquire
3 years
Unpopular opinion. Chris Coumo did everything he could to protect his brother. I respect loyalty. I respect what he did. Family above all. Family matters more to me than anything in the world. Fredo understood that and I wish more would.
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@JimboPastoral
Jimbo P. Esquire
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@LeafEsq At least they don’t have kids that we know off. That would just cause more damage.
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Jimbo P. Esquire
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@UpperLowerClass He will know. That’s all that counts.
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@JimboPastoral
Jimbo P. Esquire
2 years
@ccmembersonly Dude in my fraternity did this to his wife. Then I realized all those female clothes I found in my old room in the fraternity house were his. Really mind numbing stuff. These people need help.
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@JimboPastoral
Jimbo P. Esquire
2 years
@AetiusRF These people aren’t gonna make it.
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@JimboPastoral
Jimbo P. Esquire
4 years
Hell ya 1st semester of law school is in the books. Time to work on my golf swing.
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@JimboPastoral
Jimbo P. Esquire
3 years
@leftyinvests The Jews hate Jesus. I’ve always thought this and I’ve seen confirmation of it multiple times. What it really means is that Jesus what’s the best Jew.
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@JimboPastoral
Jimbo P. Esquire
2 years
@GhastlyGrinch @ScipioApucanus That’s the first thing I noticed when I saw this image. Abe was our boy. It’s a shame he died.
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@JimboPastoral
Jimbo P. Esquire
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One single TikTok will make all the white men shy aware from her for life.
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Mittens
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Wait for it
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@JimboPastoral
Jimbo P. Esquire
7 months
Women are not funny
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@JimboPastoral
Jimbo P. Esquire
2 years
@ccmembersonly It’s not easy to do the right thing. Forcing women and men to deal with the consequences of their decisions is one step closer to a productive and homogenous society. I will celebrate that. We can’t have people so willful to destroy life whether not matter it’s condition.
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Jimbo P. Esquire
2 years
Why does everything have to be gay? No one cares any more. Stop shoving this garbage down our throats.
@penguins
Pittsburgh Penguins
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Teamwork, inclusion, respect, and acceptance need to be at the heart of hockey. Our Pride Game aims to bring together Penguins fans by sharing stories of inclusion and allyship. Hockey is for everyone 🏳️‍🌈 Read more about our Pride Game on December 12:
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@JimboPastoral
Jimbo P. Esquire
3 years
@CassandraRules Lets go Brandon was nature. Everyone knows what it means. This wasn’t forced or conceived. That’s why it’s powerful. It has nothing to do with the message. It’s about how it’s perceived.
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@JimboPastoral
Jimbo P. Esquire
5 years
Peter Cozy taught me how to fish when I was hungry.
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Jimbo P. Esquire
2 years
@smalwigwamlight I personally can not wait for the spiritual revolution in the US.
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Jimbo P. Esquire
3 years
America’s youth are healing
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@JimboPastoral
Jimbo P. Esquire
10 months
Time to forget the world exist.
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@JimboPastoral
Jimbo P. Esquire
10 months
I’m gonna buy an Xbox tomorrow and just forget the world exist
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@JimboPastoral
Jimbo P. Esquire
1 year
Sometimes you reach the top and it’s wonderful. #meat
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@JimboPastoral
Jimbo P. Esquire
3 years
@SeedOilDsrspctr @SeloSlav This can’t be real
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@JimboPastoral
Jimbo P. Esquire
6 months
I still see people wearing mask in their car alone.
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@JimboPastoral
Jimbo P. Esquire
10 months
Pizza
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@JimboPastoral
Jimbo P. Esquire
3 months
This same logic was used to close stores and ruin lives during COVID.
@Pflax1
Peter Flax
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The highest speed limit in the United States is 85 mph. Can anyone explain to me why basically every car and truck driven in the US can go faster than that on any public roadway? (Freedom is not an acceptable answer.)
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@JimboPastoral
Jimbo P. Esquire
9 months
AirPods died. Now I’m sad. Forgot to charge them. Sad.
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@JimboPastoral
Jimbo P. Esquire
1 year
Oh know don’t doxx me by my tan knees. Oh please don’t.
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Jimbo P. Esquire
1 year
I can only eat a certain way.
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Jimbo P. Esquire
1 year
@JDsCokeHabit You know that was filmed by his husband
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@JimboPastoral
Jimbo P. Esquire
6 months
“Women can save the world” The women
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@JimboPastoral
Jimbo P. Esquire
3 years
The best part of being born on October 21st is that I don’t share a birthday with Kamala Harris. That is all. Enjoy your day folks. Make it one to remember.
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@JimboPastoral
Jimbo P. Esquire
2 years
@JUSTcatmeme2 She gonna brag about her golden showers at the gym.
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Jimbo P. Esquire
2 years
@ccmembersonly Women should not be left alone with children and cell phones.
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@JimboPastoral
Jimbo P. Esquire
4 years
When I was a child I went to cross the road. I only looked once and ran for it. Before I could get to my second step someone grabbed me; that just so happened to be before a car sped by. That man was Peter Cozy. He used the time machine he invented to go back and save my life.
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@JimboPastoral
Jimbo P. Esquire
2 years
@ccmembersonly All that hard work for money just have have a son who will never reproduce. Your family line is dead Sad. No wonder he rages.
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Jimbo P. Esquire
3 years
Well I just turned in my religious exception form for the covid jab. I go to a catholic school. I’m catholic. Lets see what they say. Lets see how spiritual they are. Will my rights be respected?
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Jimbo P. Esquire
4 months
I really hope so cause I want to buy a house in the coming years.
@baltic_dan
Dan Baltic
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Thank you for your sacrifice, guys
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@JimboPastoral
Jimbo P. Esquire
1 year
This picture haunts me on a nightly basis.
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@JimboPastoral
Jimbo P. Esquire
2 years
I’ve been an atheist my entire life. However, I want god to exist. I want his grace, forgiveness, and love. This is the foundation of my faith. As I grow, my faith will grow. We all find our ways. This is mine.
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@JimboPastoral
Jimbo P. Esquire
5 years
@40_head Your threads are great reads. #WG1WGA
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Jimbo P. Esquire
1 year
@FischerKing64 Why are you even in NY anymore? Honest question. Cities provide nothing.
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Jimbo P. Esquire
1 year
Steak and polka dot socks
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@JimboPastoral
Jimbo P. Esquire
5 years
Got a big test today. Wish me luck frens.
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@JimboPastoral
Jimbo P. Esquire
2 years
@autoadmitdotcom @Dark_Asgard_ That headline reads lawsuit
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@JimboPastoral
Jimbo P. Esquire
1 year
I’ve got 3 finals left in my law school career. Attorney Jimbo headed your way!!
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@JimboPastoral
Jimbo P. Esquire
3 years
@leftyinvests I bet she couldn’t hand a single gun.
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@JimboPastoral
Jimbo P. Esquire
1 year
Jaime Presley is hotter and sexier then Margot Robbie ever was or will be. Don’t @ me.
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𝚛𝚒-ˈ𝚍𝚊𝚔-𝚝ə𝚍
1 year
“We have Barbie and Ken at home” Barbie and Ken at home:
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@JimboPastoral
Jimbo P. Esquire
5 years
@CarpeDonktum @RepAdamSchiff Carpe channel all that emotion into the best schiff meme of our time. You have the power and skill.
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@JimboPastoral
Jimbo P. Esquire
1 year
@pacifistlib She paid the coal toll and now she wonders why she’s single
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@JimboPastoral
Jimbo P. Esquire
3 years
@ccmembersonly Where did you hear this?
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@JimboPastoral
Jimbo P. Esquire
4 years
Guys met a new fren in the driveway just a second ago. I almost didn’t see him. He was enjoying the rain.
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