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Dark Lord of Death Meeters & Czar of Russia, Vladimort Vladimirovich Putin (Tom Marvodo Chump Villain) Master of Chess, Judo, War & Parody. #NAFOWizardsDivision
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Putin, Medvedev, and Patriarch of Moscow Kirill are all on a plane. The plane crashes.
So… who did God save???
Russia!
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BREAKING: Russia’s Best (and only) Air Defense System, The S-500, Reportedly Makes Its First (and last) Combat Interception
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All this Russophobia really confuses me.
Russians are the most down to earth people you’ll ever meet.
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BREAKING: Russian Tank Turret Seen Reentering the Atmosphere Over Southern Russia.
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BREAKING: Freedom of Russia within 10 miles of Russian Tactical Nuclear Storage Site.
Russia says site empty, no need for Freedom of Russia to visit.
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@Gerashchenko_en
Debunkify!!
Russia has best washing machines in Europe.
Well… stolen from Europe.
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@Tendar
Israel making common cause with Ukraine is a late, but welcome, move.
The Russo-Iranian axis must be defeated.
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@officejjsmart
Spreading chaos around the globe for decades, and still allowed a seat at the UN.
And on the Security Counsel, no less.
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@DUC916KEN
Yes. Blocking traffic is a crime, and not a victimless one. Ambulances, fire trucks, and other first responder vehicles use these roads, and purposely blocking them has sometimes cost lives.
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One ring to rule them all
One ring to find them
One ring to bring them all
And in the darkness bind them.
…in the land of Mordor, where the shadows lie.
Or, Saint Petersburg.
#Mordor
#RussiaIsCollapsing
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@bayraktar_1love
This Russian maneuver is called the, “lay down and die.”
Had the officer performed it correctly, he would not have survived.
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@jacksonhinklle
Russian air defense, not American missiles, is responsible.
And who vacations in a war zone?
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@Tendar
So… in addition to NATO supply lines, Ukraine is now receiving parts and supplies from Russia?
Worst… SMO… ever.
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Henceforward, Russia will consider “Glory to Ukraine” (Slava Ukraini) a Nazi slogan.
So remember, no using “Glory to Ukraine” (Slava Ukraini), and most especially you must avoid using the hashtags
#GloryToUkraine
and
#SlavaUkraini
I am speaking to you, Furry Dogs of
#NAFO
!
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My orcs wouldn’t ship these tanks fully armed… would they?
It’d be a shame if those long range ATACMs got a string of them cooking off.
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BREAKING: Debate rages amongst radical Islamic scholars. How many virgins has this unlucky martyr for Jihad earned?
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@MorgothsReview
West Yorkshire has invented the crime of “hate observation.”
If someone told me I looked like their lesbian Nana, I’d feel pretty bad for their Nana.
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@anno1540
Why does the New Russian Navy have glass-bottomed boats?
So they can see the Old Russian Navy.
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@mfa_russia
@MFAofArmenia
@rusembassyARM
Careful, now, Armenia.
You wouldn’t want the wicked west to give you superior arms to defend yourself with.
That could force Russia to attack with its dwindling supply of museum quality weaponry.
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Just how many Russian refineries can Ukraine hit?
Large Ukrainian drone attack on Russia tonight, with multiple impacts reported already in Slavyansk-on-Kuban.
Of note, there is a large refinery on the southern edge of the city.
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Cubie needs a catchphrase.
Suggestions?
Cubie MEGATHREAD!
Meet Cubie! The new Russian Military mascot! /1
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@Tendar
These children should be playing duck, duck, goose. Not duck and cover.
So why can’t they?
Because the U.N. plays duck and cover, when they should be mobilizing the world against Russia.
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BREAKING: Early indications are that Solovyov is dead.
Not yet clear how, but the leading theory is that he died of embarrassment.
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What’s wrong with this map?
Hint: Nothing is wrong with this map.
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Russian Black Sea Fleet Commander Victor Sokolov dismissed over Mounting Losses, and not because He is Dead. ☠️
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@United24media
Fascinating.
Russian diplomats that are also spies. How’d we figure that one out?
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@front_ukrainian
Those casualties must have been swimming.
All drones were destroyed before they hit their targets.
In unrelated news, a freak storm appeared suddenly of the coast of Crimea. Stand by for updates…
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@visegrad24
Don’t cry for me Wagner-itas.
The the truth is, I really left you.
All through my wild rants… my mad existence.
I broke my promise… then fell some distance.
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@Gerashchenko_en
A traffic jam heading INTO Crimea?!?
Crimea must be heaven on earth (at least before we got there) for my orcs to drive around the Sea of Azov, through a war zone, to vacation in yet another war zone.
Or maybe Russia just sucks.
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The Flat Earth Society has some explaining to do…
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@MavkaSlavka
I know what my answer would be if a mass murderer offered to “share” the front hall of my house after forcing his way in.
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@visegrad24
Hero.
What a nation.
The whole world should be ashamed that Ukraine is allowed to suffer like this.
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Guess who just invented the InterNyet?
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"Tomorrow there will be important news for Ukraine: for our soldiers, for our entire state", -Zelensky
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@SuppressedNws
Guess I missed all the “Resistance” sponsored Rape sprees in those movies.
We know who the bad guys are.
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@wartranslated
I never get tired of this one...
Why does the New Russian Navy have glass-bottomed boats?
So they can see the Old Russian Navy.
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BREAKING: Falcon’s Given Fangs as NATO F35s are given the green light to carry nukes.
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@Gerashchenko_en
A little too much Botox on the left side of my face.
I definitely did NOT have a stroke when Lukashenko claimed to have saved me from Prigozhin. 🤬
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Successful test of new Ukrainian anti-drone tech, the Standard Tactical Instrument of Copter Killing.
aka… the STICK
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Russia experimented with teaching chimps how to fly drones—and had great success—until it was discovered that the costs of purchasing chimps and bananas far outweighed the costs of orcs and potatoes.
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@jurgen_nauditt
Johnny Cash fans will understand why I’d think a jet named Sue would have be tougher.
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BREAKING: Another Russian City, St. Petersburg, Draws The Wrath of God.
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Black Sea Fleet Headquarters in Sevastopol is STILL burning.
Must have been covered in tires. 😏
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Everything normal in Belgorod.
Here, you can see woman and children enjoying a spring fun run.
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Crimea is Ukraine.
Did I say this?
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@DarthLavrov
Remember this is the sub we thought would make the Best impression.
And—presumably—this is its GOOD side.
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BREAKING: Russia’s superior scientific community has invented a time machine capable of sending entire buildings as far back in time as the ice age.
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Freedom of Russia taking prisoners now in Belgorod.
Free Russian Legion captured a mini horde of Russian soldiers in Belgorod.
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These attacks on my refineries may be Ukraine’s most effective strategy yet….
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@secretsqrl123
Where is the cope cage?
Where is all the heavy smoke to let the rest of the battalion know you are there?
…and don’t get me started on the camouflage.
If you parked this tank in the woods while you were hunting washing machines, how would you ever find it again?!?
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@visegrad24
Why does the New Black Sea Fleet have glass-bottomed boats?
So they can see the Old Black Sea Fleet!
#Ivanovets
#BlackSeaFleet
#BlackSeaFlotilla
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BREAKING: Kerch bridge destruction under discussion in Germany.
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He’s going to need to flap a lot harder than that.
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@officejjsmart
Moscow: The only city in the world where basement apartment rates are through the roof, and the only desired window view is of an awning beneath.
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@front_ukrainian
These guys look like real contenders to win this month’ turret toss competition.
Wish them luck… bad luck.
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Russian airborne troops… NOT what they used to be.
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@russiaqatar
@mfa_russia
Here’s one the Pacific fleet sailors can use to have a little fun with those Black Sea Fleet sailors that think they’re so hot…
Why does the New Black Sea Fleet have glass bottomed boats?
So they can see the Old Black Sea Fleet!
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BREAKING: Chechens Check-In, But They Won’t Be Checking-Out!
Twenty Chechen mercenaries fighting for Putin in Belgorod region are wiped out.
Ukrainian-allied Russian soldiers of the Russian Volunteer Corps strike Chechen soldiers fighting for the Russian Army in Kozinka in the Belgorod region of Russia.
Around 20 Chechens liquidated.
Russians vs Chechens…
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BREAKING: Moscow Spontaneously Self-Destructs.
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Deport today, or regret tomorrow.
BREAKING:
Hamas supporters gathering in central Madrid tonight to celebrate the attack against Israel.
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@Gerashchenko_en
It’s NATO’s fault, obviously.
If it weren’t for NATO, all of Europe would have come under my control ages ago.
Oppressed, sure… but peaceful.
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@HaloFan777z
@wartranslated
The growth of my submarine fleet continues apace.
Soon we will control (or at least cover) the entire Black Sea floor.
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@TreasChest
Negotiate what?
Slavery to Russia for how many Ukrainians?
John Paul II would never had made this kind of statement. What is this Pope thinking?!?
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@goddeketal
Who invaded Crimea and then the rest of Ukraine?
Russians
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@MarioNawfal
IRGC Commander Salami: "Nowhere is safe."
🤣
Not when you are an Iranian General named after lunch meat, I guess.
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@nexta_tv
He had trouble getting back with the second Molotov cocktail because so many Russians were trying to shake his hand. 😏
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@mfa_russia
Good one Lavrov.
Speaking of jokes, have you heard this one?
Why does the new Russian navy have glass-bottomed boats?
So they can see the old Russian navy.
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It suddenly occurs to me that those “reported” threats to sink my Black Sea fleet have lost considerable influence since half the fleet was sunk and the other half has nowhere to park.
And please stop saying Kaliningrad is Czechia.
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