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@kalamjey
MJ
3 years
Kakaloka yung performative activism ng "i can see if u skipped" eme sa ig stories 💀 The secondhand embarrassment i get when i see those 😭😭😭
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@kalamjey
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1 year
Curious ako dun sa mga laging umaattend ng concerts like andami nyong pera??? Anak ba kayo ng jueteng lords?
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@kalamjey
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4 years
See how structures predict behavior? When you put proper structures in place, people will follow.
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4 years
Employing visual cues is the only way to properly implement social distancing! Salamat Baguio City for showing us how to do it!
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@kalamjey
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3 years
Ok rankings time #JessicaSohoInterviews 1st: @lenirobredo clear, concise, evocative 2nd: @iampinglacson experienced yet very legalistic 3rd: @MannyPacquiao compassionate but mostly misinformed 4th: @IskoMoreno always dodges the question, unprincipled, legit trapo
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@kalamjey
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2 years
@oasis_ch1ld It's called war reparations
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@kalamjey
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3 years
Like ano naman kung ini-skip ko? Does that mean i support otherwise? Brain rot thingz
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@kalamjey
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3 years
Ok while this tweet is still on a hot pot, let me share a few things: 1. Walang mali sa consciousness raising esp w critical issues. Pero for me mali yung way how some ppl did it w that trend. At bakit may guilt tripping? 2. Di ba basic human decency na dapat against ka dun?
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@kalamjey
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3 years
3. Wala man lang TW. It did more harm than good to actual victims. 4. It literally did nothing. WALA. NADA. Sana yung nilagay at least are useful info and such (how to help, where to donate, etc.) 5. It's giving me 1 like = 1 prayer 2010 chain message vibe 😭💀
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@kalamjey
MJ
2 years
Gen z thing pala talaga yung naka private sa lahat tas 0 post sa ig hahahah Attention-seeking millennials (aka me) can never
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@kalamjey
MJ
5 years
@ibridgettemow Ang premise ng SOGIE bill ay equal rights, hindi special rights. Equal rights for me does not mean less rights for you. It’s not pizza, honey.
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@kalamjey
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3 years
Nag gradschool ako para sa clout lang pero bakit andaming babasahin? 🥲
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@kalamjey
MJ
2 years
@saintvancain Pwede pa po yan lagay mo lang sa bigas
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@kalamjey
MJ
5 years
@maykamaykaba Sis chill she obviously wanted to have fun and make the situation lighter 😂 best in long jump ka ghorl?
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@kalamjey
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6 years
@YoBabyLarky @joshxmachina Yes, she does. Remember her line “we owe it to our children”. Not to us, per se, but to the children.
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@kalamjey
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10 months
1. Wag magpasikat sa work kasi ikaw laging uutusan. 2. Max out your leaves. Your boss doesn’t give a shit about your reasons. 3. Kumuha agad ng insurance kung wala pa. 4. Invest on tech devices. Isipin mo investment din yan. 5. Enjoy and don’t give a fuck about other people.
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People age 26+.. what is some advice you would give someone age 20-25?
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@kalamjey
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2 years
@jecondraysbak Also for the nth time, the language is Bikol not Bicolano (Bicolano refers to the people of the Bicol region)
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@kalamjey
MJ
3 years
Last na, bakit may pilitan? Pala desisyon ka ghorl?
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@kalamjey
MJ
4 years
@heart021485 Miss Heart, this is not it. People who have medical conditions don't deserve to walk for hours to get tended to. This isn't "inspiring" at all. Kita naman po natin na nahihirapan sya.
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@kalamjey
MJ
5 years
#UlanMovie deserves all the hype! Bold move for Viva to produce a one of its kind film 🌧
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@kalamjey
MJ
4 years
@MarchingHere Hmmm hot take sa teatro bilang isang sining: That at the very least, it aims to expose rather than critique. Exposing =/= reinforcing. It aims to raise questions rather than answers.
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@kalamjey
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4 years
@itsyaghorlkc @heart021485 Filed under: romanticizing class struggles
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@kalamjey
MJ
6 years
Hi. I’m gay. That’s it. That’s the tweet. #HappyNewYear
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@kalamjey
MJ
5 years
But the question really here is: how do we democratize literature and make it more accessible to be read (and understood) by all? Can’t help but think of my HS students in Guimaras na puro pocketbook at Wattpad ang binabasa kasi yun lang yung material na abot kamay nila.
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miguel
5 years
Baka rin siguro kaya mahina sa reading comprehension ang mga bata ngayon dahil imbes na magbasa ng mga libro tulad ng kina Nick Joaquin, o F. Sionil Jose, o TIME; ay puros kalandian sa fb, wattpad at ang very unliterary na v/incen/timents ang inaatupag.
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@kalamjey
MJ
5 months
@GrldBeltran @CholoI_ @geeyanii Pabibo kase inuna ang mag rant tweet kesa mag search sa google 🤡
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@kalamjey
MJ
1 year
Ang labnaw naman ng pagkaintindi mo ng gentrification. May power relations involved dito. False comparison logic mo dahil Westerners can "freely" travel the world while ppl from the global South can't. Imagine the horror of getting visas.
@Kris_404_p
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1 year
"Yts are the devil" or "kill the colonizers". Um. Okay. But we 🇵🇭 love our PisoFares to Taiwan/Bangkok/Bali? ...are we the gentrifiers too? 👀 (Gentrification is such a complicated issue. 😅)
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@kalamjey
MJ
5 years
This photo screams MABAKAL PONG SIOMAI RICE SAKA COFFEE JELLY 😭😂
@streetsofnaga
Streets of Naga
5 years
sta. cruz, naga city #mystreetsofnaga
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@kalamjey
MJ
9 months
What makes this wild is that she wasn’t even there!!! @minortiz ’s impact ✨
@juaangng__
juaan💋 (fan account)
9 months
“ariana grande doesn’t have classics” just a reminder that there were 137K people singing ariana’s break free in the philippines
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@kalamjey
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4 years
@Jolskyut At least they're trying to be smart. Sana ikaw rin.
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@kalamjey
MJ
3 years
@KM_Jessica_Soho u go gurl!!! She asked difficult but the RIGHT questions. THOSE RECEIPTS THO 🔥 daig pa ang kanal twt sa ungkatan ng past 😭💀🤣
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@kalamjey
MJ
1 year
All that stolen wealth pero mukha pa rin syang maacm 💀
@RaeGunn
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1 year
Nicole Cordovez’s reaction nung nalaman na may Narcos sa panel of judges 😭 #BBPGrandCoronation2023
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@kalamjey
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2 years
Imagine, you were asked to speak on a women's day celebration only to hear shit like this that you never saw yourself from a gender perspective. Totally missed the point.
@inquirerdotnet
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@krixiasINQ VP Duterte: I have to tell you, I never saw myself through my gender. I never presented myself during my campaign na, piliin niyo ako because I am a woman. I see myself as a person. | @krixiasINQ
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@kalamjey
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@jepoymadarang_ At proud ka pa?
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@kalamjey
MJ
2 years
@leviwithnos Sabi nila, very private daw kasi sila. Like they want to keep their circles close. Unlike us millennials na raised in the boom of internet kaya ata na atat tayo sa online world. Sila parang indifferent and/or disillusioned sa virtuality ng mundo idk
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@kalamjey
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2 years
Also, mygod ang ganda dito ni Belle😍 her y2k aesthetics nailed it and ofc Donny is effortlessly pogi hays
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@kalamjey
MJ
7 years
@GlennnDiaz @ABSCBNNews @mjfelipe Ohmy someone spoke straight to the point!!! We don’t even know who the Filipino is (except those who identify themselves as sinigang lovers, me included 😂)
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@kalamjey
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2 years
@AsianDawn4 @EndWokeness For a "media & news company", @AsianDawn4 your Twitter account isn't even verified. Worry about that.
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@kalamjey
MJ
3 years
@SheChaVanilla @cutejgwapo TL;DR among govt officials and employees pwede mag mention ng name ng sinusuportahan; ang "prohibited" ay pag solicit ng votes from others using official public capacity
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@kalamjey
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1 year
What NOT to do in #Bangkok 🇹🇭 a short thread🧵 (feel free to share) (1/n) Do not bring extra clothes. Underpack if you must. Or better yet, add extra luggage. Quality clothes are super cheap here. Prepare huge sum of money for shopping lmao
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@kalamjey
MJ
3 years
Accountability tweet: 🚩 for me yung pag NO ni VP Leni sa divorce at pag YES nya to 100% foreign ownership ng public services (tho may disclaimer sya na both are open for discussion pa daw) #JessicaSohoInterviews
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@kalamjey
MJ
7 years
@ABSCBNNews @mjfelipe “Fictional” daw kase eh di sana nag-imbento na lang din kayo ng fictional term such as Bsosjcsosnd or Burowoaldjaosbd I mean, gets???
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@kalamjey
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1 year
(not a hate tweet chz)
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@kalamjey
MJ
1 year
Yang med cert requirement na yan in a country with no universal & FREE healthcare system is such a scam. Kaya ako sa mga students ko, I don't require such. Minimum requirement na sabihin mo why you're absent and then pagbalik mo catch up with all your missed reqs. Yun lang.
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@kalamjey
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7 years
@menzies73 @ABSCBNNews @mjfelipe @abs Well it doesn’t describe Bagani accurately so 🤷🏻‍♂️
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@kalamjey
MJ
1 year
THIS. Una, biased yung survey question kasi nga commissioned by the proponent. Pangalawa, mali ang respondents. Bat adults tinanong nila e sila ba ang mag-uundergo ng ROTC?
@inquirerdotnet
Inquirer
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A Pulse Asia survey, which showed that nearly 8 in 10 Filipinos back the revival of the mandatory ROTC program, prompted Sen. Risa Hontiveros to ask: Did it capture the sentiment of the youth? READ:
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@kalamjey
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4 years
EDSA traffic? Emergency power. Water supply crisis? Emergency power. COVID-19? Emergency power. Remind ko lang po kayo na hawak ng presidente ang pinakamataas na opisina sa bansa. Either incompetent lang sya o incompetent lang talaga sya. Hotel? Trivago.
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@kalamjey
MJ
5 years
WRONG AGAIN. It has long been declassified as a mental illness way back 1973 by APA, and later by WHO.
@mmprideorg
Metro Manila Pride 🏳️‍🌈
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Beluso: Gender dysphoria is a mental illness. #ResistTogether for #SOGIEEqualityNow
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@kalamjey
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5 years
@ANCALERTS @ABSCBNNews Your job is to LEGISLATE and NOT to provide “medical assistance and infrastructure projects”. You are part of the legislative; not executive. Wag nyo namang agawan ng trabaho mga LGU at mga NGA. Mag focus kayo dyan sa paggawa ng batas. Also, read your Constitution.
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@kalamjey
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5 years
MAINGGIT KAYO LAHAT dahil I feel so special tonight 💖
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@kalamjey
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8 months
@jomsksk Nawt this is a setup 😭💀
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@kalamjey
MJ
4 years
Student orgs standing with their duly elected student govt >>>>> adnu admin
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@kalamjey
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6 years
@iamsuperbianca Fact check: she is not a self-made billionaire. She was born with the privilege to be one right from the start.
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@kalamjey
MJ
2 years
@LeodyManggagawa Respeto naman po ka leody saming mga 5'4" and below 😭
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@kalamjey
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2 years
@leviwithnos Sabi nga u cant have it all talaga. God is fair chariz
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@kalamjey
MJ
3 years
live with parents: money 📈 but peace 📉 live alone: peace 📈 but money 📉
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your parents house have everything you need except peace.
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@kalamjey
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1 year
It's giving the same energy dun kay ateng lambanog hahaha
@dalegisrael
Dale G. Israel
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Cebu Gov. Gwen Garcia eats Cebu Lechon after announcing that the Province will have its own protocols in the handling of ASF and other hog diseases setting aside the DA national policies. @cnnphilippines
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@kalamjey
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6 years
In Bicol, we don’t say “anubayan” Instead, we say “buray naman yan”
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@kalamjey
MJ
1 year
@ABSCBNNews @jobmanahan THAT is a statement in itself lol
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@kalamjey
MJ
5 years
THIS MOVIE DOES NOT DISAPPOINT, TRUST ME
@iamkingmrvn
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@kalamjey
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6 years
Di ko yata kakayanin if someday pag successful na ako, I will no longer serve and side with the poor, the oppressed, and the marginalized. What a disservice to humanity ☹️ my heart bleeds together with all the aches of this world. Tangina.
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@kalamjey
MJ
4 years
@DistinctlyDyish Tama. I think ito yung naooverlook dito sa Pinas. Madaling sabihin na "walang disiplina" ang mga tao. Pero kung titingnan natin nang mabuti, wala lang proper mechanism in place that would tell people what to do and how to do it.
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@kalamjey
MJ
4 years
Apaka incompetent talaga! Just say we can't afford mass testing and go instead of saying na "di pa naman natin kailangan". Please stop this toxic positivity. People are literally dying. I'm so tired of this fucking government!!! And that's on exclamation point.
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@kalamjey
MJ
2 years
MGA BADETTE NASA POP UP SI JAMES REID OMG AMPOGI PLS 😭😭😭
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@kalamjey
MJ
4 years
@thesupremekurt p3r0 i hAv3 n0tHin6 agaiNsT g @ys 🤣
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