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@MPerstinger
Just a Canuck
9 months
Well folks, I took the plunge and created an account for #Cubie . So if you haven't already done so go follow him! All his future adventures will be posted there! @MeatCubie
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Just a Canuck
10 months
Cubie MEGATHREAD! Meet Cubie! The new Russian Military mascot! /1
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Just a Canuck
10 months
Sometimes AI can surprise you. Meet Cubie! The new Russian Military mascot! #NAFO #NAFOfellas #Fellas
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@MPerstinger
Just a Canuck
9 months
#Cubie : Origins MEGATHREAD begins here! 1/
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Just a Canuck
9 months
One of the small mercies I've had with the rise in popularity of #Cubie , is that I've been blocked by so many Vatnik bots and trolls, that they have, by and large, left the #Cubie thread alone. So I'm kind of glad that it's getting out the the audience it's meant for. #NAFO
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@MPerstinger
Just a Canuck
10 months
If Elon wants to bombard me with shitty fake dating site AD's, lets to the same to the Vatniks
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Just a Canuck
1 year
NAFO will be studied for generations!
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Just a Canuck
10 months
Cubie's adventures continue! Here is a tryptic of him being terrified in a trench!
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Just a Canuck
10 months
As luck would have it, Cubie was quickly exchanged back to his Motherland in a POW swap! What a joy for cubie!
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Just a Canuck
8 months
Fewf.. that was a close one fellas...
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Just a Canuck
10 months
Addendum: Babushka and Ded recieved their shiny new Lada! Look how proud they are of their little Cubies!
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Just a Canuck
10 months
Things didn't go so well for Cubie's Platoon when they got to Ukraine. /4
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Just a Canuck
10 months
This is Cubie and his platoon of new Mobiks! They are so happy that they are going to Ukraine! 3/
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Just a Canuck
10 months
Generallisimo meat cube! Cubie's Boss. No one likes him. /2
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Just a Canuck
10 months
Cubie got the full drone/artillery experience. He was so happy for it! 5/
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Just a Canuck
10 months
Cubie survived the meat attack!! He has given himself up to be captured. Good Cubie!
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10 months
He was just a little scared with his new environment! 6/
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Cubie, after seeing the horrors of the trenches refused to go to the front. Poor cubie was imprisoned in a dark basement by his chain of command. 7/
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Just a Canuck
10 months
All in a day's work fellas! Stay frosty out there! Slava Ukraini! 27/
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Just a Canuck
10 months
After being tortured by his chain of command Cubie has returned to the front in a meat wave. What will happen next? Stay tuned!
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10 months
Cubie survived the meat attack!! He has given himself up to be captured. Good Cubie! 9/
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Just a Canuck
10 months
Cubie has made it safely into captivity where he has joined many other meat cubes! Stay tuned for what happens next! 10/
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10 months
As luck would have it, Cubie was quickly exchanged back to his Motherland in a POW swap! What a joy for cubie! 11/
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Just a Canuck
9 months
Uh-oh! #Cubie has some explaining to do!
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10 months
After being tortured by his chain of command Cubie has returned to the front in a meat wave. What will happen next? Stay tuned! 8/
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10 months
Oh no, Cubie's fellow Mobiks are all dead. Cubie has to hide under their corpses in order to avoid being killed in battle. Cubie is having fun on the front lines! 15/
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Cubie is now back in the trenches fighting for his life! Aren't you happy for Cubie! 14/
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Just a Canuck
2 years
#NAFOfellas #Fellas @NafoFella @Kama_Kamilia I guess this is my life now. Can someone get me up to speed on what I missed? And how I can help?
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10 months
Oh no! Cubie's chain of command didn't appreciate that he gave himself up. So they sent him back to the basement for some 're-education'! 12/
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10 months
Cubie has made it safely into captivity where he has joined many other meat cubes! Stay tuned for what happens next!
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10 months
Oh. It looks like Cubie is off for the dirt nap. But! He is excellent fertilizer for the sunflowers! Cubie is still useful! 26/
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10 months
Cubie's adventure continues, with pride for the Motherland, he takes part in the Russian tradition of getting blackout drunk! 19/
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1 year
"Behind every #Fella is a real person who believes in #Ukraine ’s victory." - @kajakallas #NAFOExpansionIsNonNegotiable
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10 months
BREAKING! Same Mobik platoon 24 hours after arriving in Ukraine!
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It's been 3 weeks that Cubie has been in the basement being 're-educated'. Look how happy Cubie is! He can't wait to go fight for the motherland! 13/
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10 months
Who is that in the Sky that Cubie spots?!?!?!?! Why, it's your friendly neighborhood Fella! 24/
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What good luck! Cubie made it back to the Russian lines! His chain of command rewarded him with surviving the meat wave with another holiday in the basement! They told him he should have died for the Motherland! 17/
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Cubie, after nightfall had to crawl through the mud back to the Russian lines. It was a fun adventure! 16/
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When Cubie wakes up still drunk, he decided to do the civilized thing and beat up the new young Mobik in his squad! 20/
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Oh look! Cubie's back on the next meat wave attack! Cubie looks like he is having a jolly good time! 21/
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Oh no! Cubie looks like he's been injured. It also looks like he's pissed himself! Isn't denazifying fun! Cubie looks pretty vulnerable here. It would be a shame if anything happened to him. 22/
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Just a Canuck
9 months
Since @mfa_russia is posting about Russian Christmas, #Cubie would like to send his seasons greetings!
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Cubie is so happy! His chain of command has finally released him after his "re-education". He is so proud! Just look at him! He is ready to go back to de-nazify Ukraine. 18/
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Uh oh.... Looks like Cubie got spotted by some drones... 23/
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Oh no.... it looks like Cubie is sleeping. Shhhhh... we best not disturb him. All that denazifying has tuckered him out. Lets check back in on him in a bit. 25/
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Just a Canuck
9 months
To keep you folks occupied hare is a picture of #Cubie ready to be colored. Post your creation in the thread! What color is your puddle going to be?
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Just a Canuck
1 year
It's hard to be an active #fella since I've been doing it for so long that I've either been blocked or de-boosted because of my bonking. I'm on countless "lists" of fellas to block and it just seems like since Space Karen took over, my posts aren't getting any traction.
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9 months
The relationship between #Cubie and bananas....
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10 months
BREAKING! Latest platoon photo of newly mobilized Russians before heading to the front!
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Just a Canuck
10 months
Addendum: Babushka and Ded recieved their shiny new Lada! Look how proud they are of their little Cubies!
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Just a Canuck
10 months
Uh oh.... Looks like Cubie got spotted by some drones...
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Just a Canuck
2 years
I'm at 949 followers 🥺 Any chance you could help me break into the 1k today? Many thanks in advance ☺️
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9 months
#Cubie was born in a typical Russian village. The Motherland has provided nothing but the best for its people. Here we can see #Cubie ’s mother. She is working. 2/
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Here we see #Cubie ’s father. The cream of the Motherland! Don’t worry dear reader, this is the only time you will see him. 3/
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Oh look! Cubie's back on the next meat wave attack! Cubie looks like he is having a jolly good time!
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Oh. It looks like Cubie is off for the dirt nap. But! He is excellent fertilizer for the sunflowers! Cubie is still useful!
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Just a Canuck
2 years
#Fellas , if you haven't seen, there is a message up in the [REDACTED] coffee room. Please like this post to acknowledge you have read it and will abide by it moving forward.
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Just a Canuck
7 months
@squatsons You literally post videos of attacks on innocent Ukrainian civilians on the daily. Crocodile tears loser.
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Just a Canuck
1 year
What 12% interest rate doing?
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#Cubie had a fairly quaint upbringing. Full of the luxurious amenities of the typical humble Russian village. Here we see #Cubie breathing in the fresh air during his morning routine. He looks so happy! The Motherland provides! 8/
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9 months
Kroco and #Cubie went on so many innocent adventures! 11/
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After a magical night, #Cubie ’s mother, knew that she would produce a fine son, so she took the best care of herself. She wanted to make a proud and healthy bouncing baby for the Motherland that has provided so much to her! 5/
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But never fear, dear reader, #Cubie persevered for another 2 weeks and graduated his “training”. Happy day’s for #Cubie !!! He joined his fellow troops for the graduation parade! The Motherland provides! /30
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10 months
Can we make #Cubie a thing?
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And that, dear reader, is how #Cubie came to be. If you haven’t already done so, you can follow #Cubie ’s adventures here: FIN
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10 months
Cubie MEGATHREAD! Meet Cubie! The new Russian Military mascot! /1
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#Cubie ’s mother was enamored with her new baby boy. Between customers, she took the best care of him! 7/
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Because of who #Cubie ’s mother was, he had a lonely childhood. Although all the other’s boys fathers were friends with #Cubie ’s mother, for some reason they did not want to play with him. 9/
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9 months
<Insert Russian creation image> 4/
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After his shower, #Cubie didn’t like bananas anymore. 20/
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They had SO much fun together! Typical for a young boy living in the best country in the world! 12/
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Don’t be sad, dear reader. #Cubie wasn’t completely lonely. The Motherland provided him with a great imaginary friend! Meet Kroco! Oh and look, one of #Cubie ’s “Uncles” has decided to join them! 10/
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Then one fateful night, in the quaint Russian village, the miracle of life happened. 6/
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10 months
The adventures of Cubie continue!
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So #Cubie raised his hand when the kind older man asked for volunteers! This made #Cubie very happy! 24/
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And so a few days later, #Cubie found himself at a Military training camp! He was so excited that he could show how much of a good Russian he was for all the Motherland had provided him! But most of all, he was glad he didn’t have to eat any more bananas! 25/
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Then one day, when #Cubie was a little older, he got into a disagreement with a few of his “Uncles” That were waiting for his mother. 13/
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#Cubie went to the house of a girl he liked from school and paid her a visit. 15/
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Uh oh, it looks like #Cubie Superiors have cornered him in the barracks. 27/
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The next day, #Cubie wasn’t as excited to participate in the training anymore. 29/
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Then one day, many moths later, #Cubie was in the yard. I nice older man came to talk to them. He told them of something called Storm Z. But what #Cubie thought was the best, was that he could get out of jail if he went with the kind older man! The Motherland provides! 23/
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After a while, #Cubie just got used to the prison menu. After all, the best country in the world provides nothing but the best for its people! 22/
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#Cubie was not happy with them. So, he went out to clear his head. Like a proper boy from the Motherland! He began his Frustration Dissipation Operation. 14/
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When #Cubie finally stood trial for his FDO, he was a good little Russian boy. He pleaded his innocence, but the mean judge disagreed with him. /17
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But #Cubie didn’t let that get him down. On his first night, the inmate in the cell next to #Cubie , told him that he was in for a treat the next day. He was going to receive a Russian Banana! #Cubie was excited, in his humble upbringing he had never had a banana! 18/
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#Cubie had so much fun on his first day of military training! 26/
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It looks like bananas were back on the menu for #Cubie ! 28/
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The next day, the same was on the menu. The Motherland doesn’t have many options on the menu in prison. 21/
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Oh no, Cubie's fellow Mobiks are all dead. Cubie has to hide under their corpses in order to avoid being killed in battle. Cubie is having fun on the front lines!
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11 months
Pretty much all of #nafo
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2 years
@mtracey @AVindman Dear Butter Goblin, I'm sure that if you choose to sue Mr. Vindman, I personally will contribute to his defense fund and will do my best to fundraise for it to see you lose. Sincerely, Someone who thinks you have the worst takes on everything.
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@RonFilipkowski So you mean that it's all just a grift? Clutches pearls!
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When Cubie wakes up still drunk, he decided to do the civilized thing and beat up the new young Mobik in his squad!
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It's been 3 weeks that Cubie has been in the basement being 're-educated'. Look how happy Cubie is! He can't wait to go fight for the motherland!
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Cubie, after seeing the horrors of the trenches refused to go to the front. Poor cubie was imprisoned in a dark basement by his chain of command.
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10 months
Follow along on #Cubie 's adventures! More to come!
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#The next morning, #Cubie was let out of his cell to go take a shower. While there another inmate named Volodomir asked #Cubie if he was ready for his banana? #Cubie was so excited he blurted out: “Yes! Absolutely!”. 19/
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Cubie is now back in the trenches fighting for his life! Aren't you happy for Cubie!
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Although not part of the #Cubie cannon, I still like this result.
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