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@MurphyOfMercia
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9 months
Taking heroic amounts of psychedelic drugs. Winning the darts is fun and that but has he had a conversation with an open tin of cold macaroni and cheese?
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PDC World Championship finalist 😱 What were you doing at 16? 😅
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@CrimeLdn The thing about this video is everyone tells them not to carry knives. We'll let's face it. It saved this lad. Rightly or wrongly. The police wouldn't have been there in time.
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@MurphyOfMercia
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7 months
@WarMonitors He'll be forgotten about before the end of next week. The silly silly man
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@younotd3adass She's gonna do great as the maid in the family guy real action movie
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@MurphyOfMercia
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9 months
@tomhfh Well Tom I'll think you'll find that Jill who lives 3 fields away from it thought that " seeing a train line during my dog walk would be an absolute travesty" . So now it's being buried.
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@MurphyOfMercia
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2 months
@JohnSimpsonNews Ask soldiers who served with them. They don't want them.
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5 months
@Bri_GBrit I'm telling you now. That man could not walk past a hog roast without having some
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@BladeoftheS Atleast she's safe
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2 months
@narindertweets and here she is laughing at incitement to violence
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“We need to cut all their throats & get rid of them” - counter protester followed by a cheering crowd A call for violence isn’t a peaceful protest. The rules for inciting violence need to be applied both ways since this could put someone innocent at risk
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@MurphyOfMercia
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@mrsarcasticass1 Those Jews are done fucking about. Straight beast mode. Gotta respect it.
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4 months
@Lontar_On_Here This is the way
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@HSTIKKYTOKKY4 Only a "sick kant" leaves their "friend" at the side of the road while they run off.
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3 months
@mythanthrope Nah this was one
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1 year
@MetPoliceEvents You were there. Why did your officers not see it or know what they were looking at?
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9 months
@DouglasKMurray Can't have people thinking can we?
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3 years
@NewsForAllUK You cant park there sir
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@DrRosena Do you think they're old enough to choose a tattoo? Gamble? Buy alcohol? Watch any kind of film content? Watch pornography? Get married without parental consent? Get sent to an adult prison? Drive a car? Drive a HGV? Drive a motorbike with any size engine? Be interviewed under
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@MurphyOfMercia
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8 months
@CurranteEstevao "Looks lads it's simple. One of you cut me with that razor and we can keep on the sniff for a few more weeks"
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3 years
@chronic_nagging @Trampolinecare What if he'd " go go gadget chainsaw" and went to work on him?
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@MurphyOfMercia
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10 months
@BBCNews Just the sort of people I want to bring into the country.
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4 years
@CountDankulaTV @Reuters Translation " please come back. We cant run the farms and we're hungry"
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10 months
@Hamza_a96 The worst take of the day goes to......
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2 months
@seanbeegee Deploy the piss bottles.
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2 months
@amirkingkhan He was on the ground laying on his left hand. The officer had no idea what he could be holding. He had already assualted other officers breaking atleast one nose. He wasn't complying fast enough. Armed officers can not get in a scuffle on the floor (can't take the chance to loose
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@nickdixoncomic Surprise surprise the ex Labour MP doesn't get it. To quote the Iron lady "He would rather the poor were poorer provided the rich were less rich"
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3 months
@Joey7Barton Thats it. Stop the poll
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4 years
@DPowellPlumbing @WMPolice I dont threaten or detain someone in the back of a car because I've had a bad day.
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2 years
@shoe0nhead I'll never forget mine sending me a push notification to tell me all my neighbours had a higher inside temperature and did I want to increase mine to theirs.
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3 years
@LordVesconte You're British. You do as you please. Never forget that.
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@AkkadSecretary These old men just can't understand the point of a cheap VPN can they?
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6 months
@tomhfh Next theyre going to tell us Lions are not indegenous the country.
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2 years
@tomhfh Ex retail worker. Thank god for Sunday trading laws.
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@Keir_Starmer The brazen lies this man will say publicly
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3 years
@LSaucer9 @MrAndyNgo @PortlandPolice Also in his head thinking all the time these people shouted ACAB and defund the police. Living his best life God bless him.
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1 year
@itsjuststephfox @StephenTOON1892 My guess is like a horse
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2 months
@LordRennard Very peaceful Mr. Rennard
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So called ‘anti fascist protester’ says “we need to cut all their throats and get rid of them” then the crowd cheer and clap. Why won’t the media call them out? Why won’t the government issue a warning? Why won’t the police arrest them?
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@afneil Nah. They're adults. They need treating like adults.
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@TheLondonHughes Maybe it isn't about skin colour.
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1 year
@ItsSaraLou__ @SkyNews Now that's the first sensible thing I've heard in all this.
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3 months
@g_gosden Why would it be visibly diverse?
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@DaveMcNamee3000 I'd eat a breakfast burrito out of that.
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@real_lord_miles I'd definitely allow a good 6 to 8 hours to get through passport control.
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2 months
@Unc1eAnt He was on the ground laying on his left hand. The officer had no idea what he could be holding. He wasn't complying fast enough. Armed officers can not get in a scuffle on the floor (can't take the chance to loose their weapon). It's not the kick that's the issue. Its the head
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2 years
@SkyNews She going to get really angry when she looks at the bollywood statistics
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9 days
@ScouseLakes So why did another man have pictures of his family on his bookshelf?
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1 month
@ChristinaSVO Here's the numbers for 2023 Glastonbury - 30 Reading Festival - 48 Leeds Festival - 71 British Summer Time Festival - 9 Wireless - 27
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4 months
@ConsPost I'm sorry but who was in charge when this occurred?
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5 years
@Femi_Sorry He's correct.
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3 years
@NickMystic_ @RealCandaceO I will not have this kind of misinformation occur unchallenged. It's called football.
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@MahyarTousi 4 years to build momentum.
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@simonelhanna Imagine being petty enough to hold on to that memory for 22 years
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@ElijahSchaffer Definetly got a syndrome of some sort.
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@PoliticoForYou Some perspective for everyone. Here's the numbers for 2023 Glastonbury - 30 Reading Festival - 48 Leeds Festival - 71 British Summer Time Festival - 9 Wireless - 27 Notting Hill Carnival - 308
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3 years
@BlueAmericanMom @MrAndyNgo Oh. So your annoyed at the police so you attack an immigrant worker? That makes it all ok.
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@AngelaRayner Perhaps recouped tax moneys from capitals gains tax dodgers could be used to fund it?
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@MatthewStadlen "My best friends are black"
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@sspencerukk Real horn always beats dead eyed porn stars.
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@wantedkinahan and her little brunette mate.
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@ElijahSchaffer Why do they all look as dirty as if they've put a 12 hour shift as a mechanic and yet couldn't change a tyre?
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9 months
How the women of the UK gonna start acting when conscription comes into effect. #conscription
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@LBC Things no one needs to know part 1
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1 year
@WarMonitors I hate it all. I also hate the camera man trying to stop him for footage
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@darrengrimes_ You were born in 1993. I'm guessing your mother was born around 1965 which would mean your grandparents were born around 1940. Were they fighting fighting the Axis of evil in their prams?
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@fesshole Why be embarrassed? You've made some familie extremely happy.
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@AgInfluencersRw This is a better set up. Fish have a better space, much more surface area for oxygen to enter the water, fish easte feeds the hydroponic set up above the tank. All from a cheap IBC
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@darrengrimes_ Weird post
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@CountDankulaTV First time seeing a battlefield release ?
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@BladeoftheS @Nigel_Farage time to contact the lawyers
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@CountDankulaTV Love it when he gets out his CS gas in an enclosed space with other people in it. Grade A mong.
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@Precious_S12 @blixberrie There's 46,000 pubs in the UK.............
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@PoliticsForAlI Proper fight. No one goes to far. They all calm down in the end and both sets of dad and son have a bonding experience. Nice.
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@ajnoriko_ Deploy the piss bottles.
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@warkspolice Some context
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@ethanhughes7 @CountDankulaTV The met have changed that story. Apparently he was coughing at them. Yet you never witness the copper mention it at any point
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@PoliticsForAlI @thesundaytimes Queenie loves a bit of babe station
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@SeibtNaomi @goddeketal Come on now. Why has he also got his fingers over his top lip like a mustache then ?
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@Ed_Miliband Is that the best picture you have? You look like a rent boy counting house numbers to find your client
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@fesshole To be fair the only lads who I've ever known to do this couldn't get the "fit" birds.
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@Breaking911 If he talks quietly your great grandchildren will not realise they are paying this off
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#StormCiara what's all this bollocks on the radio about this storm being directly attributed to global warming? Biggest storm for 10 years in winter. It's a winter storm in winter. This isnt unusual. #lbc
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@memorialdevice Ahhh bless you. Ya wee fanny
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@JuanckersGhost @DeborahMeaden Sending out Bob Geldof won't work
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@theresa_patriot @PrisonPlanet Twitter isnt real life.
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@FFS_WhatNow Crossing swords is indeed very gay
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@tar_revenge @YWNReporter Its not random. Its two vehicles of opposing sides meetong each other in the street. Both without the armourment to be able to seriously damage the other. That's why it all looks abit weird.
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@BEERG Did it really take you 8 years to come to this conclusion?
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@mathewclarke I drank two litres once in about 2 hours and shit myself. To be fair I've also shit myself at Wembley after being on Guinness all day.
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@LaundryGuy1945 You want to read what they did in UNIT 731 in China.
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