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@simonelhanna
Simone Hanna
3 years
I love this man so much
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@simonelhanna
Simone Hanna
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There are children in this country who go to bed hungry, and then there are adult brats who pour pints of unopened milk over fresh food which shops will be forced to dispose of.
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@simonelhanna
Simone Hanna
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he’d get less time for killing pensioners
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@ClevelandPolice
Cleveland Police
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Steven Mailen is the first person to be sentenced in Teesside for his involvement in the violent disorder in Hartlepool on Wednesday 31st July. Judge Laird jailed him for 26 months. The 53-year-old was constantly in the face of officers gesticulating and shouting at them.
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@simonelhanna
Simone Hanna
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AMERICA AAAAAAAA 😭😭💀
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@simonelhanna
Simone Hanna
3 years
guys I’m on a date, he’s wearing a pirate hat wtf do I do
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@simonelhanna
Simone Hanna
2 months
Say what you want about Starmer as a politician but it says a lot that the worst story we can get on him a day before the election is that he glared at a drunk lesbian 20 years ago
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Allison Bailey
2 months
I made my mind up about Keir Starmer's character years ago. It’s an account of what felt like intimidation by a senior barrister against a pupil barrister - me. It’s a highly personal account I share now for the first time, as Sir Keir is poised to lead Labour into government.
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@simonelhanna
Simone Hanna
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yes, those are the kind eyes of a quiet boy from a hard working christian family
@MailOnline
Daily Mail Online
7 months
The quiet boy from a hard-working Christian family who became a triple killer: Valdo Calocane did not dabble with drink and drugs, says fellow housemate - but he ended up knifing three to death
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@simonelhanna
Simone Hanna
3 years
yes
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@simonelhanna
Simone Hanna
4 years
attractive right-wing populists are literally the solution to winning the culture war
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@simonelhanna
Simone Hanna
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Meanwhile:
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@simonelhanna
Simone Hanna
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THIS MAN HIDING A SANDWICH
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@ahmadihamed_
Hamed Ahmadi
3 years
Not complaining but this is what I got last night for dinner and the next meal is 12 hours later. Refugee life might be safe but never easy & favorable. Fort bliss El Paso Texas. #AfghanRefugees #afghanistan
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@simonelhanna
Simone Hanna
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Must be lovely to live in a place where knife crime will run rampant but statues are taken down immediately following complaint.
@TJFrancisLive
Tyrone Francis
4 years
And just like that - the statue of Robert Milligan has been removed from West India Quay in East London
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@simonelhanna
Simone Hanna
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not my proudest
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@simonelhanna
Simone Hanna
4 years
here’s your annual reminder that China have boot camps for tubby kids
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@simonelhanna
Simone Hanna
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I’ll take shit that never happened for £5000
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@simonelhanna
Simone Hanna
9 months
imagine having a family group chat that doubles as a dating app
@BBCNews
BBC News (UK)
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Fewer cousins marrying in Bradford's Pakistani community
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@simonelhanna
Simone Hanna
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@ateenyalien imagine walking into the hallway and seeing this
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@simonelhanna
Simone Hanna
3 years
was going to caption this “need handsome right-wing bf 🥺🥺” but honestly cba to bait you guys anymore
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@simonelhanna
Simone Hanna
9 months
Two years of what will be counselling, group walks, and eating chips for murdering a defenceless old man. This country is a joke.
@SkyNews
Sky News
9 months
A teenager who killed an 82-year-old man with one punch has been sentenced to two years in youth detention. Read more here:
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@simonelhanna
Simone Hanna
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@WholesomeMeme
WholesomeMemes
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@simonelhanna
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3 years
🥴
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@simonelhanna
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@simonelhanna
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@AnarkYouTube
Daniel Baryon
4 years
Right wing memes are short and sweet because they ask you to appeal to kneejerk assumptions which have already been deeply coded into your mind by social propaganda. By contrast, leftist memes are tasked with breaking your social brainwashing, which requires complexity and nuance
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@simonelhanna
Simone Hanna
3 years
how horny do you have to be to purchase a premium version of a dating app
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@simonelhanna
Simone Hanna
3 months
this is gonna make an insane reaction gif
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@simonelhanna
Simone Hanna
2 months
please say a prayer for me who spent the day with perfectly curled hair freezing in a dress only to bump into Nigel for a picture in a baggy jacket at 5am with my hair in a scraggly bun
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@simonelhanna
Simone Hanna
3 years
Someone ask Diane Abbott to break those same statistics down by different demographics and see if it still continues to suit her narrative.
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@simonelhanna
Simone Hanna
4 years
“Hello - hello? I think there’s an intruder in my house — yes, could you come quickly? I think he’s armed.” “Of course, we’ll be there right awa-“
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@simonelhanna
Simone Hanna
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A lot of these people radicalise themselves on crappy American documentaries which expose farming conditions *far* worse than the UK and later use it to justify shitty behaviour because they’ve been “enlightened” and now feel morally superior.
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@simonelhanna
Simone Hanna
3 years
we desperately need to tone down the sex scenes in films, I don’t say this for prudish reasons, but because it makes film night with my dad really awkward
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@simonelhanna
Simone Hanna
7 months
UK Home Office when convicted sex offender Abdul emails them “third time’s a charm”:
@PatrickChristys
Patrick Christys
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🚨Alleged 'alkaline attacker', Abdul Ezedi, was granted asylum in the UK, it is understood he was denied asylum twice. Government source tells @GBNEWS
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@simonelhanna
Simone Hanna
3 years
Sex isn’t the problem, the problem is that far too many think it comes before love, but sex should follow love, always.
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@simonelhanna
Simone Hanna
4 years
so this happened at 3am last night
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@simonelhanna
Simone Hanna
10 months
You can’t rehabilitate people like this because they simply do not deserve to walk free ever again. The only sensible solution is death - you can’t cure sadism like this.
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@simonelhanna
Simone Hanna
3 years
@shoe0nhead woman’s place is cleaning it up after
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@simonelhanna
Simone Hanna
9 months
What about the person who stabbed three children?
@SkyNews
Sky News
9 months
Police have said a "complete hooligan lunatic faction driven by far-right ideology" is behind violent protests in Dublin after three young children were injured in a stabbing outside a primary school. Read more: /
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@simonelhanna
Simone Hanna
3 years
what
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@simonelhanna
Simone Hanna
3 years
I’m in actual tears
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@simonelhanna
Simone Hanna
3 years
Attractive right-wing people are the secret to saving human civilisation.
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@simonelhanna
Simone Hanna
3 years
@TonySpookey love his energy, he’s just like “ok”
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Simone Hanna
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@simonelhanna
Simone Hanna
3 years
I cannot comprehend how vile this is
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@simonelhanna
Simone Hanna
3 years
I’m logging off.
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@simonelhanna
Simone Hanna
4 years
Ah, the girl who starred in a film franchise that glamorised abusive sexual relationships is also glorifying mental disorders. Shocking.
@PageSix
Page Six
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Dakota Johnson says that her depression is ‘beautiful’
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@simonelhanna
Simone Hanna
4 years
So a man with his coffee gets given a firm hand by three/four police officers, but at the peak of the pandemic a bunch of anarchist-progressive brats were allowed to hurdle in masses, vandalise statues, throw bottles at officers, and attack horses? Clown country.
@Urban_Pictures
Urban Pictures
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First arrest at antilockdown protest taking place at King's Cross Station, London. Police cited covid restrictions before the arrest. #kingscross #antilockdown
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@simonelhanna
Simone Hanna
2 years
we should not legalise cannabis purely on the grounds that it fucking stinks
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@simonelhanna
Simone Hanna
3 years
“so you’ll put X in your body but not the vacci-“ firstly, coke is a *personal* choice-
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@simonelhanna
Simone Hanna
4 years
My dad whenever he opens up Twitter:
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@simonelhanna
Simone Hanna
11 months
I have just received conformation that Lord Miles is not only alive, but thriving. He has his very own Xbox and goes out for picnics regularly. He plans on setting up a gold mine in Afghanistan. This is all I can disclose for now!
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@simonelhanna
Simone Hanna
10 months
Why, as Mayor of London, are you publicly addressing matters of state?? Knife crime is up again, a phone is stolen every few minutes, a pint is six quid. Be useful and do your job
@SadiqKhan
Sadiq Khan
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Thousands of innocent civilians have already been killed in Israel and Gaza. With the humanitarian crisis set to deteriorate even further, I’m calling for a ceasefire.
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@simonelhanna
Simone Hanna
3 years
me and the boys after one cider
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@simonelhanna
Simone Hanna
3 years
man did warn you tbf
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@simonelhanna
Simone Hanna
2 years
why are adults in my timeline talking about Paddington Bear as if he’s a legitimate refugee rather than cartoon bear
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Simone Hanna
3 years
my timeline is just filled with people who don’t want to be English until someone tells them they aren’t
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Simone Hanna
3 years
outstanding ratio
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Simone Hanna
2 years
Over three years of prison and a lifetime with a criminal record for protecting himself against a man attacking him after breaking into his home. His entire life ruined because he defended himself. Vile.
@courtsnewsIRL
Courts News Ireland
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Dean Kerrie (21), who stabbed and killed an intruder who had attacked him in his home in the early hours of the morning, has been jailed for three-and-a-half years by the Central Criminal Court.
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@simonelhanna
Simone Hanna
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spoke to Putin and showed him this masterpiece at London Bridge, he said he’ll pack it in now ❤️
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@simonelhanna
Simone Hanna
3 years
National Hate Service 🤩
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Simone Hanna
3 years
pro tip: being hot is an automatic mask exemption
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@simonelhanna
Simone Hanna
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Tories when they’ve had 13 years to solve it.
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@Conservatives
Conservatives
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Labour when you ask for their plans to tackle illegal migration.
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Simone Hanna
2 years
it’s started
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@simonelhanna
Simone Hanna
4 years
The Tories will claim Churchill as their icon yet allow his statue to be defaced by anarchist ‘progressives’ who have absolutely no respect for our culture or livelihood.
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@simonelhanna
Simone Hanna
3 years
I am once again asking parents to stop making their children perform political punditry
@SnellArthur
Arthur Snell
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This is gold.
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Simone Hanna
3 years
don’t care how many years it takes off my life, eating steak until I die
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@simonelhanna
Simone Hanna
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While I agree that there should be more kindness in this world, the fact that this girl has decided to *film* a man at his worst so she can virtue signal and show how ‘kind’ and ‘giving’ she is on TikTok is so unbelievably cheap and tacky. It epitomises Generation Z perfectly.
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@simonelhanna
Simone Hanna
4 years
Stabbings: House Party:
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@metpoliceuk
Metropolitan Police
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You can tell us about a breach of the #coronavirus rules online. Please make sure you understand what is and is not allowed before you get in touch with us. Report here:
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Simone Hanna
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good morning Twitter
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Simone Hanna
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[desperately trying to think of bait caption] so these woke leftists really suck huh
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@simonelhanna
Simone Hanna
3 months
“it’s too early for me to start drinking” and just like that,,, he’s lost my vote
@Nigel_Farage
Nigel Farage MP
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Good morning, Wetherspoons!
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Simone Hanna
3 years
I love Labour meltdowns just as much as the next person, but I am so tired of the Conservatives constantly getting wins solely on the basis that their opposition is atrociously incompetent. With everything that has happened in the last year, the Tories should be facing scrutiny.
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Simone Hanna
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yeah I’m sure Maoist China would be letting you write this lol
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Simone Hanna
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You cannot scream and swear at a man holding his baby and still expect anyone to respect you or your movement, absolutely vile.
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Simone Hanna
3 years
me in my seminars next week
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Simone Hanna
3 years
fuck
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Simone Hanna
3 years
Hancock wore feminist socks and cheated on his wife, optics don’t mean shit
@Direthoughts
Henry Dyer
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extremely boring optics question but why no NHS badge, much beloved by Hancock, for Sajid Javid?
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Simone Hanna
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the majority of men wouldn’t be caught dead in either of these outfits
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Simone Hanna
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cursed generation
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Simone Hanna
3 years
If they hate you and you’ve done nothing wrong, it’s because you’re attractive.
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Simone Hanna
3 years
“do you want to leave through the backdoor, my wife will be home soon” 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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Simone Hanna
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@HenryUk2001 no, if I show you my cock you must continue to date me, those are the rules
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Simone Hanna
4 years
we must use the fact that right-wingers are generally more likely to shower in order to win the culture war, humans by their nature are shallow and subconsciously attracted to the aesthetically pleasing; to win the culture war, we must beautify our side to the highest extent
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Simone Hanna
3 years
Ali would NEVER
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Simone Hanna
3 years
tinkerbell ain’t say that shit 💀
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Simone Hanna
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I had to see this so now you have to
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@simonelhanna
Simone Hanna
3 years
and yet I STILL don’t have a boyfriend
@SimonJonesNews
Simon Jones
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The Home Secretary has told a Lords Committee that 70% of people arriving by small boats are single men who are effectively economic migrants and not genuine asylum seekers.
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Simone Hanna
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the instagram-activist generation are inadvertently advocating for war, just like they have done for every other social justice movement they’ve backed in the last decade out of incomprehension and do-gooder mentality
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Simone Hanna
3 years
amazing
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Simone Hanna
2 years
man trying to do his job, dog comes nibbling at his ankles, kicks it away and everyone starts demanding he gets the sack 😭😭 imagine
@TalkTV
Talk
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Doorbell camera footage has captured the moment a Royal Mail worker kicks a dog sending the pet sprawling. It's understood he claimed the dog nipped his ankle and his reactionary reflex was to kick the dog. 🔹Freeview 237 | Sky 526 | Virgin 627 | Freesat 217🔹
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@simonelhanna
Simone Hanna
3 years
sat in Starbucks in a cute dress, drinking an Americano & eating a sandwich whilst finishing up an Evie piece, all I need now is a cute boy to trip over and spill coffee all over me and it will all fall into plan
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@simonelhanna
Simone Hanna
3 years
The desire to have sex is more than natural, the fact we have normalised gratifying this urge with pornography is not.
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Simone Hanna
3 years
Tom Harwood when he sees how many Chinese people are in Chinese government
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Simone Hanna
2 years
love my mum
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Simone Hanna
4 years
Why anyone in their right mind would encourage a FIVE YEAR OLD to transition is clearly the issue here. The ability to simply label these sick and twisted views as ‘social justice’ has been one of the biggest injustices to modern society. It’s repulsive.
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Simone Hanna
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“school was the best time of my life” ok so what you’re telling me is your life sucks
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