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big fan of girl kissers and goal scorers. Lesbian. Aquarius. 27. (she/they) (caps, kraken, preds, sirens)

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Using a hockey romance bookmark for reading a hockey non-fiction. It’s called having range, sweetie
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It’s not lost on me that we have white mlm story after white mlm story and now we have a sapphic love story with a Black lead and suddenly lesbians are tired and overdone!
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The amount of lesbiphobia I’ve seen in the last 24 hours since First Kill dropping is frankly disheartening. The Heteros get cw show after cw show no matter the quality and we’re not allowed to have a fun cheesy supernatural romantic drama? Sigh
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Something I think about all the time is how many teens come in to the bookstore I work at with a $20 bill and they can’t afford the YA hardcover new releases
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YA should be for teens and young adults. The stories should written, marketed and targeted to them. The book should be cheaper, no more than $20. Teens should be able to afford it. They should be able to see themselves.
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I want to see a massive rise in lesbian lady knight fantasy books because of this
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every fantasy writer gasped and started writing like there’s no tomorrow
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Our Flag Means Death and Abbot Elementary understand the fundamental thing that tv shows have been missing: we just want to see characters we like having a pretty good time
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when i train our new booksellers im like "listen. one day someone is going to come in and say that their favorite book of all time is the book you hate more than anything. i need you to act normal about it and not negatively react or pick a fight with them."
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my real opinion on POVs is that i'll read any book in any perspective but if i open a fanfic to see its first person i am immediately closing the tab
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Isnt it wild that they just had a queer movie go number one and is one of their top three romcoms of all time and that outpouring support for queer media still wasn’t enough to save a beloved sapphic show. 🤷🏻‍♀️
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'A League of Their Own' Season 2 Scrapped at Amazon
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Dam this Percy Jackson promo is insane
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BREAKING: Small explosion and fire at the Hoover Dam; cause unknown
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Queer Media will never be the same
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It very much is holding the lesbian media to a higher standard for me. First kill is no different in tone, pacing, and level of drama than the vampire diaries, the 100, supernatural, cause it fits in with the teen supernatural romantic drama! It’s a genre! This fits into it!
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A lot of these teens wind up walking out with an adult romance paperback because they actually can afford that 🤷🏻‍♀️
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@Variety do better!
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It is very funny to me that Taylor Swift is so intentionally vague with who her songs are about in their lyrics and then Fletcher songs are like I met her in June 2016 and her birthday is March 19 and her current girlfriend’s name is Becky (real)
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as booksellers we are always ENCOURAGING reading, never DISCOURAGING reading. save your shit talking for being off the clock, a positive environment of discussing books is always better!
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i love queer books that are like "yeah you have a right to be fucking angry at what you've gone through and how the world treats us and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise"
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In Sc tiabank. Straight up “j rking it.” And by “it”, haha, well, let’s justr say. My pener
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Interesting lol
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IM SCREAMING
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Not only do I feel like people have been critiquing First Kill for just being *exactly what it’s supposed* to be but again! The lesbiphobia and disdain of the two main characters I’ve seen! Makes my heart sink! Just let us have this!
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@thelaylanoor Breaking News: Lesbians Not Allowed to Have Fun
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TARGET??????????
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ALSO ANOTHER THOUGHT lesbiphobic people who don’t like the genre of teen supernatural romantic drama are gonna be loud about how much they don’t like this show but you know what they’re gonna focus on in their critique? The lesbians <3
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me listening to traitor by olivia rodrigo on repeat for an hour
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How I feel right about now
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Sapphic romance books I wanna see adapted into movies next
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Bro literally went to the cursed child show last year while def being aware of JKR’s transphobia Lmfao how much longer are people going to use the “but I didn’t know” as an excuse
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@SebastianCroft
Sebastian Croft
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I was cast in this project over 3 years ago, back when all Harry Potter was to me, was the magical world I grew up with. This was long before I was aware of JK Rowling’s views. I believe whole heartedly that trans women are women and trans men are men.
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this was my villain origin story
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Just had a customer in who was looking to get into adult queer romance for the first time and I managed to pull almost every single queer book we have in the romance section LMFAO
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@ZREllor Maybe this is what we need to end the pandemic
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once again, booksellers on the ground can tell you that straight up, the kids these books are *supposed* to be target towards are coming into stores with cash in their pockets and walking out empty handed because they can't afford anything that's being released right now!!
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MG books shouldn’t cost more than $10
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I have girlbossed too close to the sun and accidentally found a New York Times Bestselling Author’s old tumblr blog because it was linked to a Kirk/Spock fanfic they posted in 2017 I’M—
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People don’t seem to realize that continuing to purchase h*rry p*tter games and merch are doing more than just putting money in The TERF’s pocket, but they keep the wizard school relevant to pop culture. And if it’s still relevant, they’re still going to make content
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so when are we getting a good modern sapphic romcom movie starring adults for adults thats not a high school romcom. asking for a friend.
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tomorrow is going to be a very big day for annoying people (supernatural fans) so if you are not in the fandom you should prepare accordingly
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Being single in your twenties in a global pandemic like man I would sure like to go out and find the love of my life, if only I weren’t trapped inside because of the plague
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anyways here's a thread of some upcoming sapphic romance novels you should pre-order that I'm personally excited about! Support sapphic art! 🧵
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i am once again asking for wlw romance books to be adapted lol
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I’ve decided that my favorite type of dynamic in a m/f romance book is She is a stubborn, divine, force of nature to be reckoned with And by god he worships the ground she walks on
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Me: hi can I help you find anything? Customer: queer rage. Me: oh yes, right this way Customer, to their friend: and this is why this is my favorite bookstore
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Unions be like
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You keep SAYING I’m not allowed in here and then I keep BEING in here
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I’ve read three sapphic books with lesbian main characters in a row that were so insanely good that I wanna bang pots and pans together and start biting people. Truly a high I’m never going to come down from
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I really want to read a sapphic western romance. Stop. Look me in the eyes. ROMANCE. Capital R Romance. Not a lit fic w/ romantic elements. Not a sci-fi/fantasy book. A book that follows the beats of and is classified as a romance. Do we understand each other. Great. Recs pls
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I don’t know who needs to hear this but it’s probably time to wash your emotional support water bottle
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I’ve discovered a new pet peeve: going into new bookstores and finding books shelved in incorrect sections. Ace of Spades in YA Fantasy? I Kissed Shara Wheeler with adult romance? I’m gonna start biting people
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See the thing about the new Ali Hazelwood book coming out is that it is part of my job to discuss with customers the difference between an omegaverse romance and a paranormal shifter romance. I am paid to do this and I get a kick out of it
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God I am so excited about the lesbian pride and prejudice retelling (just as you are). With just the opening line I’m completely sold
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Personally it annoys me when a standalone book is adapted into a movie or show and then they make a second movie or season that adds more and creates conflict where the story has previously been wrapped up nicely but I’m potentially just a hater
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I’ve seen a couple people say this already but reminder! Make sure when you are recommending “lesbian” books today that the characters in it are ACTUALLY lesbians! Lesbian is not an umbrella term like queer or sapphic! Xoxo, Your favorite lesbian bookseller
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All day my brain has just been screaming LESBIAN KNIVES OUT ON A BOAT LESBIAN KNIVES OUT ON A BOAT LESBIAN KNIVES OUT ON A BOAT LESBIAN KNIVES OUT ON A BOAT LESBIAN KNIVES OUT ON A BOAT
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Well hey if y’all are looking to shop somewhere that booksellers are trained in the art of creating a positive environment to discuss books, might I recommend East City Bookshop?
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this is still objectively the funniest thing the seattle kraken have ever done
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ugh y'all are horrible for what you've done to kit connor. i hope that he has a strong support system taking care of him right now.
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Had a woman come in today and was like “are you the lesbian bookseller? Laynie?” and i was like yeah that’s me!! & she said her nephew just came out and wanted specifically my help bc she knows me from insta to pick out books to let him know he was safe with her and YALLLLLL
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I’m a one woman billboard for the bookshop. Yesterday I was walking to work and passed a couple girls on the street. They stopped when they saw me & said: “oh hey you work at the bookstore! OOH WE SHOULD GO TO THE BOOKSTORE” and then they followed me all the way to work lol
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I can’t even lie, I was checking out a pretty girl in the bookstore today while walking across the floor and I full ran into a bookshelf. 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️
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Someone came in ten minutes til closing and asked if we had any sapphic or non-binary YA romances and said “OH DO I”
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HMMMM THE BARISTA WITH THE SHORT CROPPED JO DELUCA HAIR COULDNT HIDE HER SMILE WHEN I WALKED IN WEARING MY PEACHES COSTUME. GOT ANOTHER ONE
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Listen I also want more sapphic focused cute romcoms but I swear some of the people currently bitching about heartstopper are acting like Darcy & Tara don’t exist at all
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Tom Holland in a gay sex scene…. What’s next? Zendaya in a lesbian sex scene? Is that next? Are we getting Zendaya in a— hold on can someone please answer me is that next are we getting zendaya in a lesbian sex scene please just let me know if that’s next if we’re getting zend—
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Do I have news for you about an upcoming book
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@gardengatelor
emily 🫥
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“i don’t want you like a best friend” is top 5 gayest taylor swift lyrics
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i want sapphics in season 2 of ofmd as much as the next person, but i seriously had someone come into my comments on tiktok & be like "its just about a bunch of dudes 😒" & i would love for ppl in the community to learn that not everything has to be about yourself
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straight people claiming lavender & "lavender relationships" in the name of TS was not something i had on my 2022 bingo and something i am actively trying not to be pissy about
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Reading a fic right now where the pairing broke up and then a year later one of them gets in an accident and wakes up with memory loss and thinks that they’re still togetherrrrrrrrrrrr and it breaks the other one’s heart all over cause they never stopped loving each otherrrrrrrrr
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Okay I am LOVING all the queer teen romcoms and romances in tv and movies right now, so now can we just add on to that some adult queer romcoms? Since we’re already on a roll like why not
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2 years
Your Favorite Lesbian Bookseller 🧡
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Okay people who love books, genuine question: how many books do you generally read a month
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*types up a whole twitter thread about the lack of sapphic shows and movies and the lack of happy endings and the excess of cancellations and how disheartening it is all the fucking time that sapphic media isnt given the same care and support and aggressively deletes it all*
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Grubi is like “ah yes the season is over, I can go back to my REAL job….. cowboy”
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PHILIPP
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Once again it makes me feel so icky to have bookstores pushing swifties to order an unconfirmed book from them! Even if it winds up being her, this makes me feel so slimey!!!
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CUTE TRADER JOES CASHIER SAID SHE WANTED TO COME BY THE BOOKSTORE WHEN I SAID I WORKED THERE ARE WE GONNA GET MARRIED
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I have a really hard time narrowing down to a Top Ten Favorite Books of All Time but I CAN do a Top Twenty
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SOPHIE TURNER DID THE FUNNIEST THING POSSIBLE
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sophie turner has the opportunity to do the funniest thing possible (be seen out on a pap walk with taylor swift)
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I need a million more cozy fantasy romances, please and thank you
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Authors who started in fanfiction and on tumblr you have my whole heart and soul I’m kissing you on the mouth please know this comes from a place of insane affection
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@thelaylanoor It’s good!!! And I like it!!!!! It’s exactly what I expected it to be from the promos and I would watch 7 seasons of it! People just hate lesbians!!!!!!
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I never thought I’d be the lesbian himbo in the relationship but today my gf turned around to me frantically scrubbing my mouth and swishing around water like “I ATE A COOKIE AND I DONT KNOW IF THERE WERE NUTS IN IT AND IF THERE WERE I CANT KISS YOU”
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Happy Pride to Us :) 💕
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SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP IM SO EXCITEDDDDDDDD
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I cannot stop laughing
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He did that for Meghan Markle 🙏🏻🩷
@Canucks
Vancouver Canucks
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Captain Quinn. Dangerous from every angle. 📐
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The amount of people I’ve seen who found out that Paper Girls was a show because of the outrage of its cancellation goes to show how little promo and marketing was given to it
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you come into my house on the day my daughter, Mitch Marner, is to be married and you bring in booktok discourse?
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I feel like I a lot of people missed Fandom 101
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I understand now that Matilda is a new Harry Styles song and not my entire timeline suddenly losing their shit over a beloved childhood movie
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Nothing better than being on a gay date walking around holding hands and seeing a younger queer teen couple holding hands and witnessing the moment they clock you and start giggling and they waved at us and that folks is queer joy and community and I’m very emotional about it
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Walking into work like what up the gay ambassador has arrived, point me in the direction of the teens wearing hawaiian shirts so I can sell Cemetery Boys to them
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I have so many thoughts all the time about queer media and how there should be space for soft stories and weird stories and tragedies and horny stories and silly stories and a little bit of everything and it’s frustrating to feel like you have to fight to have space for it all
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The article title changed and now the TITLE IS MY QUOTE????? AHHHH
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If @PrimeVideo was smart right now they’d renew #ALeagueOfTheirOwn for TWO more seasons to prove their commitment to their sapphic viewers and for getting the show past the sapphic second season cancellation trend. Just saying 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Me @ other bookstores in the city with half a romance shelf: eat my dirt
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Am I just an no fun allowed person or does it make anyone else feel icky to have bookstores be pushing pre-orders for an unannounced book that MIGHT be a Taylor Swift memoir and capitalizing on that to make sales when it literally could not be her
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Today, training someone new: My manager: laynie do you want to give a little spiel about hand selling? Me: yeah so bookselling is just LYING— My manager: okay no let’s not start with that
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At this point I rearrange my romance books on a biweekly schedule lmao
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Yeah I’d say the trip was worth it
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BESTIES WAKE UP HESRTSTOPPER WAS RENEWED FOR TWO MORE SEASONS
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We went from having zero face outs on these shelves to having MULTIPLE face outs cause bookstore romance day cleared us out!!! Over 200 romance books sold!!
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one of the most frustrating things about these sapphic shows being cancelled for me is that honestly most of them get cancelled before i get the chance to watch them. It like I head about it and I'm interested and then a week later its cancelled.
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Top 22 Reads of 2022!!!!!
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Wore this shirt on my walk to work today and had a man stop me to ask “if boys were okay too or just girls?” And proceeded to be really nasty to me. Pride weekend bubble bursted! Almost forgot how nasty strangers can be when they see anything queer in public!
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We are READY for Bookstore Romance Day!!!!
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