Mr. Anu
@MrAnuoluwapo
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FKA @Anu_official . Passionate about finance, spreading positivity, and witty exchanges. Leading the charge at @arckitchen_ng and @DecaneDelivery
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I’m always for soft launching your partner.
People deserve to know there’s someone in your life but they don’t need to know who the someone is.
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Whether married or not, if you cannot successfully abstain from sex for just 3 weeks, you have a problem.
Now I understand why some men don’t allow their wives to go to NYSC camp.
Why did you get married if your eyes is still outside?
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I understand this guy’s ex-wife’s POV tbh. This is embarrassing. 😂
"Names are different in life" — Israel DMW reacts to Cubana Chief Priest's bail.
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No lies 😂😂
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Getting married to the right person solves most of your problems in life.
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I’ll never forget the one that was in my house till about 8pm and then I saw Instagram story the next day.
Lmao, the way I muted and moved on like we don’t know ourselves ehn.
You’re entitled to how you feel the same way I’m entitled to how I react.
Found out a good friend has Japa'ed from a friend.
I felt pain in my chest😂. Because why was I texting this person last week on public holiday and I had no single knowledge that this person is out of Nigeria.
Omooo
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My Best Buy this year is a 2.5 hp AC that I got for 100k from this guy that desperately needed money for what I don’t know.
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@Olamide0fficial
Put yourself for cage dey think say na flex.
No one cares about your outfits bro.
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@Tiannnakj
I’m not going to judge my friends who have had my back for years because they forgot one memorable day for me. We’re busy adults and little things slip out of our minds
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@tomiwebstr
Even bible says there is time for everything. Why wait till it’s time to preach to cut your hair, what kind of disrespect is that to his congregation?
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@bigdaddyvinz
They just find new ways to love up on one another, nothing else matters to them 😂
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@Glock_Topickz
Lmao. This is so weird.
I’ll be uncomfortable if my sister asks me to donate my sperm to her best friend too
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I hate hearing that a guy borrowed money from a babe. It makes my skin crawl fr.
What happened to borrowing from your guys, family? Is your credit history that bad???
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@LILBRIFRMDAPACK
You’re an enabler cos no way a younger family member would address me in this manner. Cuss words on who????
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Mentally, the worst feeling is feeling unwanted by the one person you want the most.
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@SympLySimi
Omo, to be a popular figure is not easy cos you can just be on your own and people will just start agenda just to provoke you.
Worst part is they’ll still want to decide your reaction. Wo, olopa ma ko everybody
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@IfeKiisha
You know you could have passed this message without being so judgemental right?
The Jesus you served didn’t do half of this to someone who was a known prostitute. Please do better.
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@iwilsonnonny
The starched native will give you away. E go be like say na flower you come pluck
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Once a woman does not succeed at emotionally manipulating you, the next thing they do is call you strict or mean.
Yes my dear, I’m strict. Will you act right or go away?
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If you have a problem with this tweet, then you should check yourself.
Some of you are in committed relationships but want to live as tho you’re single.
Stop sending mixed signals to people you know are interested in you. Let them know you’re taken.
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@molaramills
Unilag babe - Funke Akindele
Ejigbo boy - Adeniyi Johnson
Ibadan poly babe - Toyin Abraham
Petite lady - Jumoke Aderounmu
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@segoslavia
Omo, I want him to come out and mess all of their lives up. Especially the mother
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@thesheddyking
Someone for don dey “I’ve always been a fan of your music when I was a little kid growing up, I appreciate the love yadayada..”
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@hypnotyez
I was hurt AF. I started wondering if I was bad friend or ever acted like I had evil intentions, it’s weird abeg
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@jesspecial
lol. It doesn’t work that way o, you can’t cut someone off and then decide when you want them back
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@UnclePamilerin
Your money is with neither of them. NIBSS will start processing reversals later today or tomorrow and it will be sent back to GTB
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@khanofkhans11_
and it’s always women doing the bashing.
People wey never even see better relationship not to talk of marriage
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Sending a tweet of an employee to their employer/workplace is top 5 meanest things you can do to anyone.
Trying to get bread off someone’s table is an unforgivable sin.
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Moral support and love is enough reasons for them to be there.
My dad followed me to write my NECO exams, my mom followed me to OAU for p.utme that I failed btw.
When you born your own, don’t follow them.
Today is Jamb examination, I don't know why parents follow a grown up to the exam centre. will you follow them to the university when they finally gain admission? Which kind of parenting style is that one?
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@_auxano
She met Naomi after she don blow
Naomi helped her in and put her in spaces that boosted her career
Naomi started telling people that she made her and wanted credit for a project she did without her
They fell out, Elsa apologized, became a puppet and now she’s done with that life
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Filing a divorce after over 10 years of being married always sounds funny to me.
Except DV is involved, there’s nothing that cannot be resolved. Take a break if you need to but no one is going anywhere.
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@Free_S0sa
I’ve watched this multiple times and I really applaud the effort that was put into creating this 😂😂
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@DAMIADENUGA
Super proud of the little girl.
Good to know the lady acknowledged the girl’s feeling and decided to leave.
Now I’m ashamed of the bros in the video. Agbaya
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@deyola_a
Read something about him saying there’s no amount of hate on social media that can move him cos he’s really loved at home and it makes so much sense
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@kaladze__
Lmao, I’ll never drop at Ilaje. If you cannot drop me at underbridge, just carry me to Doreen.
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I’ve read this several times and here’s my advice, please ensure you settle with a man that genuinely respects women.
Someone that doesn’t see them as an object, or inferior or is generally condescending cos this is wild.
A 30 year old man at is peak value to settle for a 38 year old woman after wasting all her peak value on different men is crazy.
My Sons won't settle for less. The family did the right thing.
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@ThaBoyYom
May? Lmaooo, your self esteem is in the gutters if you don’t leave cos that statement wasn’t just uttered.
It must have been thought about several times.
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@yabaleftonline
This people are just perfect examples of how you can be close friends with someone and still not be good enough as their partner.
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@joesteve__
I swear. See how they made him sign an undertaking that they’ll be exploiting him, thieves
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@boluxxxx
No woman wants her kids to be raised by another cos there’s no way another woman would love someone’s kids more than hers.
The victim playing is disgusting atp
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Is Niniola is a joke to you???
Only three female Nigerian artistes can actually sing:
- Ruby Gyang
- Asa
- Ayra Starr
The rest are just acts (acting like they are singing)
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I’m team no sex and no spending during talking stage. You need to be as clear and objective as possible.
Gifts and sex can make you irrational.
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Men on low cut >>>>>>
They deserve to enter heaven.
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I just remembered how myself and 3 other friends went to visit a sick friend. His mum offered us food and while we were eating, one of us randomly said “obe mummy e o dun” not knowing she was close by.
Next thing we heard was “obe iyalaya e wo ni o dun?”. Bruh, I wanted to enter
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