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I gave up on Karma the day I saw Abacha's grandkids at Jumeirah. MFs out there living their best lives and enjoying grandpa's looted funds. Lol.
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"This man is so intentional about me" just know say baba don settle another bill be that.👍🏼
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Half naked pictures and Colorado vibes all over their page.
same person: "look at me, my parents didn't beat me and I turned out fine" lol
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You can't blame them, all ya'll MFs do is eat!
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For the record, Prof Yemi Osinbajo is not a true man of God.
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Blame Chioma all you want, but naija women wey no go take men like Davido back no reach 5.
People wey dey find am hard to leave their cheating BFs cos he get apartment for Lekki phase 2 dey cap nonsense.
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Again, there is nothing like "independent woman" you are only doing what every adult should do, which is being responsible and catering for yourself.
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Anybody wey fit go after your job onto say una get fight for Twitter fit go after your life.👍🏼
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This is why most of ya'll are not rated outside Nigeria. Nothing major, Just hogwash mentality with paternity fraud vibes!
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On a lowkey, most of the "This man" for here na another person husband sha. Lol
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@idralbaba
Lol people who are gonna spin the narrative to "abuse and sexual violation" are still sleeping. 😀😀
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If sex is the only reason you want to be in a relationship, just remain single. Single people have more sex👍
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The way una take dey famz perceived rich people on this app ehn. Lol
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Japa Influencers be acting as if they are the ones issuing the visas. Lol
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I will never forget the first time I heard "should we share the bill?" Right inside Mall of the Emirates. It was so strange to me, I legit asked "why?" I realised later that i really suffered in Nigeria. ☹
Carry babe go date, she dey drag who go pay the bills. Talmabout “we ate all these together so we are splitting the bills please. Don’t argue”
Lmaoooo this is new to me. Wow
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There's an old video of Ooni of Ife's latest bride berating men who chase after everything in skirt.
Lol, she's now a 3rd wife. Anyway, financial stability over standard as usual.
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Thank you Ejikem, the universe won't forget you for standing up for the Men whose faces has been covered.👏👏👏
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You'll think women are everywhere till its time to get serious with one. Lol
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Watermark..please?
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Na old age most of us go use train kids for this generation.😂
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How people relocate to Europe and become immigration consultants in less than 3months will forever be funny to me.
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Are you reducing men to kitchen piece and domestic workers? Omg I'm shaking right now!!!
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You and your friends aren't that good looking if we are keeping it real, rest and focus your boring podcast. Lol
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Rule 1 when carrying Olosho/hookup: Don't let her wake up before you!
Rule 2: Don't forget Rule 1!
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Can the governor of Ondo State sponsor a free DNA Test in Akure and Owo? I want to check something.
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A grown ass man bragging about being loved and respected on Twitter doesn't sit well with me.
Daddy or mummy issues?
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Some of us are wired for 9-5, no matter how hard we try. Business and entrepreneurship isn't meant for everyone.
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E don tee wey I see "400k salary is small" for my timeline. 😭
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Unmarried couples doing "me and mine" PJ pictures are bold. What if y'all don't end up marrying?
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No one is posting where they are billing the married men in that chaotic thread. 👊😀
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She legit asked "which?" Mehn, she was ready to risk it all for the bags. Please raise your daughters well👏😀
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The fact that Ghanaians understand its just banter and nothing deep is the reason I love them.
Nigerians are bullies. 🤣🤣😂
Ghana Men lament so bad over being cooked daily by Nigerians in the AFCON.
Bruh i don laugh tire. 🤣😂
Come see this.
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Life is so unfair, men will break their backs and pull every shits possible to provide for the family.
Only for them to called "absent father" by the children they sacrificed their lives taking care of.
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Combined income will do wonders in your life, congratulations to them.
Nigerian Couple Buys A House 2 And Half Years After Moving To The UK.
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This time next year, I'll be in a better place.
I'll come back to quote this tweet👏💙
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If you have a partner, you should learn to ignore random TL shots, it's disrespectful to your partner.
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Same way you can't become a billionaire by selling waistbeads 🥰🥰
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The most painful part is baba was dragged till he deleted the tweet, people invalidated his pain.
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Being ghosted on by someone you rate and value is painful sha. Especially when you didn't do anything wrong. Lol
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I wish y'all God's protection on this street 🙏💙
Sometimes I hold your hands, and other times you hold mine.
One thing that’s constant is that everyday less than the next, you will feel my love and receive my memes 😌
You can always have the second half of my chickwizz babe
@Tunde_OD
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Forever is where it begins 🚀
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To everyone willing to leave Nigeria in search for a better life, may God make it easy for you 💙🙏
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8am is too late sef, she suppose don wake 4:30am to start morning devotion.
That's how you know she's a wife material.
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The werey wey dey give Sunday motivational talk for TL na ogbologbo yahoo Girl. I hate it here tbvh😃
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This Kim K and Kanye controversy tho, y'all making it look as if Kanye is the only issue here. But I need people to understand there is a reason her previous marriages didn't work, one even ended after 72 days! Are you gonna blame him for that too?
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Laycon is gonna turn out to be the most successful BBN winner ever.👍🏼
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Just say the truth, you are angry more Nigerians are coming to join y'all in the UK.
Lol quit the pretence dears.
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I need Buhari to use one of these Governors as a scapegoat.
Dapo Abiodun orders banks, companies in Ogun to disobey Buhari or have CofO revoked
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Twitter for Porn and Nakedness, please it's okay to disagree and twist the tweet but don't be rude and unfortunate while at it. I'm begging💙🙏
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Going forward, if you bring broke shaming we'll remind you that our pets are living a better life than your fathers.
If you bodyshame, we'll remind you of your big stomachs and two left legs. Same energy 👍
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Omo imagine having the thoughts of your woman giving another man a blow job or 69. omo I fit ment! Don't cheat on me please dear🙏🙏😭
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It's the hypocrisy for me tho, it was all fine and good to call Odanz "ugly" but FK Abudu is where you draw the line cos she's your fav and woman of the year. OYTDR
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You must have begged across countries to figure this out. I celebrate you.
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The fact that people can be with you for years, using you as a back up plan yet feigning sincere love and affection is one of the most scariest things ever.
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"I'll hire a chef," the chef na 15-year-old child wey una import from village.
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If person don post wedding pictures make una dey try move on quietly abeg. Stop the nonsense "He was in my DM last month" drama.
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You are also a member of body positivity Twitter dear, I still rem your tweets when someone dressed half naked to a restaurant on this same app. I'm surprised you are acting brand new now.
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How do you get yourself disqualified from the house when you haven't gathered enough toxic fans like your predecessors?
Nothing to fall back on, who will buy her car now?
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@tolanibaj
I low-key don't want Chelsea to sign another player, we have more than enough. What do you guys think?
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Totally unrelated, but do y'all rem when I sponsored 400 Ondo states indigenes to study in UK? Lol
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You have to consider your parents before making certain decisions, we know it's your life. But they matter too, their feelings and emotions are valid, they can't just decide to disconnect from you cos you are now an adult.
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Mikel Obi once invested 100M on music to help his younger brother and man still didn't blow. So, it's not all about the money!
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Jokes apart, I know people who genuinely thought they were fighting for a better Nigeria.
It must be disappointing for them to see some of their ogas were busy cashing out while they were just here gathering enemies for nothing.
People wey collect money go dey order you wey no collect shishi make you go fight your helper because dem no support PO. 😭🤣
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"Its not that deep, let people enjoy things" But you no dey post your own brezzz, Omo ogbon👍🏼
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I wish married men can stay faithful and stick with their wives, maybe then some of you will understand money is not easy to make.
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Heartbreak is terrible, nothing can ever prepare you for the pain.
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My sexual fantasy is to sleep with a pregnant woman that isn't mine. The one whose husband isn't alive or ran away.
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Forget agenda, Nigerian men dey spend lavishly for women. Lol
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