@MobiusDick
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No DMs Writes poetry & music while not working my medical mojo. Plays most stringed instruments & CunningLinguist & anti-Drug War Ranting Pharmacologist
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The community is people who like spicy food, not blacks. I love food very hot altho not as hot as when I was younger. Southern Indians & Thai ppl like their food hotter than African Americans by far, so stop looking for racism where it’s not !!!!
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I was 8. Pretty easy. But in this god forsaken country, believers look at atheists as a notch below serial killers & above child molesters.
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@ericareport
Build his wall a while ago: the wall between his mind and reality
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@darwintojesus
Yes but
#Science
rewrites its hypotheses & theories when it acquires new information—^see
#NewtonianPhysics
&
#Relativity
/
#QuantumMechanics
—What it does not do is keep promulgating the same wrong bullshit. It takes time sometimes, but it eventually catches up!
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@Sans_Fi
@nuevereinvs
In the desert
I saw a creature, naked, bestial,
who, squatting upon the ground,
Held his heart in his hands,
And ate of it.
I said, "Is it good, friend?"
"It is bitter -- bitter," he answered;
"But I like it
Because it is bitter,
And because it is my heart."
-Stephen Crane
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@iamAtheistGirl
They’re afraid they might start to understand science if they don’t preserve their whiteness. And then where would they be ?
Think of it like this:
Imagine having an epiphany one day & actually comprehending you voted for the rapier candidate.
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@Crazy_ButCute2
So the hill you want to die on is your bed ? If I have to die somewhere, my bed is as good of a place as any, but I prefer flat mattresses 🥸
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@Abjectivist
@acnewsitics
@hypedgamerluke
Since when does the color of your skin affect your choice if you are law abiding or not ?
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@freaktasks
Isn’t that usually part of cowgirl? I would feel lazy if I didn’t lift & thrust & I would feel like I wasn’t doing my part. How else you gonna make her feel you’re all in? (pun intended 😉)
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@Gentlemanssstyl
@exceleducations
It has 2 roots bc the previous equation simplifies to
3 x² = 75
x² = 25
x = ± 5
± 5³ = ± 125
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@WhenDovesLaugh
@LawyerNumberOne
@BattleRapBum
Yeah, but Grandad (John Witherspoon, RIP) & Mr Wuncler (Ed Asner, RIP) & Ed Wuncler III (Charlie Murphy, RIP) are no longer with us. I’m not sure the show could be the same w/o Grandad.
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@darwintojesus
Do we rewrite the
#Bible
each time we find an error? Nope. We don’t change the days when we realize there can’t be light without stars or Jesus was born in different years in different
#Gospels
When was he not born? 12/25/0000
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@tennesseegv
@SarahIronside6
So, um….JoeBilly, how is it that the police , have time to search my Tesla X for drugs & make me take a breathalyzer in Nashville or Memphis or Atlanta, but there are just so many bands of marauding manic mendacious Mexican mendicants mauling the masses for their MasterCards &
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@BattleRapBum
@not1ofyourfans
Such a great cartoon. The Boondocks is Aaron McGruder’s Magnum Opus. So many great characters: Riley, Huey, Uncle Ruckus, Gangstalicious, Grandad….
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@Swiss_Groyper1
@DreamLeaf5
It is not always so simple when you take into account Swyer Syndrome (45, XY, F,) Klinefelter's Syndrome (45,XXY,M,) Turner's Syndrome (45, X0, F,) or Jacob's Syndrome (45,XYY,M)
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@iamAtheistGirl
Donald is also a total dick. Many people are arseholes without being total dicks. Studies
Suggest that most men with mushroom 🍄🟫 dicks are more likely to be total dicks than assholes. Don’t be like
@realDonaldTrump
Don’t be rapey
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@MySandCloud
Do we want that? In the words of the great
#physicist
I.I. Rabi in response to the discovery of the muon in 1936, “Who ordered that?”
#TheoreticalPhysics
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@CanIkick_it_
The Theme Song from Cowboy Bebop - Tank- is pretty amazing. Even the closing song is good. It’s not Tank but
OK 3 , 2 , 1 Let’s Jam!
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@exceleducations
Even though PEMDAS, Additional & Subtraction are at the same level bc here, + (-4) + 5 is the equivalent of adding negative 4 and 5; so the only truly different order issue is Multiplication , 2 x 3 which is 6.
So now proceed from left to right: 1+6-4 +5
=7+ (-4) +5 = 3+5 =8
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@wiseconnector
Kris Kristofferson as of a few nights ago (Proud to call him a friend,) John Prine, Jimi Hendrix, John Lennon, George Harrison, Bob Marley,
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@angelfire239
@WandaRo93420395
@TONYROCK
It was a joke. We are losing our sense of humor as a culture and it is dangerous to have this cancel culture ruining lives and careers over a few words. These are words and not even racially motivated words. We should lighten up. Violence is not an acceptable response to words
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@e_galv
@DefiyantlyFree
Exactly. I cannot imagine how anyone can recognize it is The State vs You but fails to recognize that both Trump & Harris /Biden are just different sides of the coin 🪙 that is the State. SMH 🤦♂️. This is why voting doesn’t work: there is no collective wisdom in individual
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@nativelovers_
In this world, Love,
has no color, yet
how deeply my body,
Is stained by yours.
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@ScienceMagazine
I did a project on biodegradation of thermoplastics & thermosets while working on my PhD at Harvard in 1987. I screened ~1600 extremophilic & mesophillic bacteria & fungi & ne’er a one of then could enzymatically digest more than a few terminal ester/reverse ester groups off of
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Why don’t I learn my lesson about giving women jewelry as a gift?
All jewelry does not mean I’m ready to get married after a few dates.
It’s actually an insult to me when you go & have a
#Cartier
Rose Gold
& Diamond Love Bracelet appraised. I bought it bc I thought you’d
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@wiseconnector
My 5 Cheese Deep Dish Macaroni & Cheese with home made lasagna noodles & macaroni w/Béchamel sauce
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@naiimah__
I date women in their 40s or minimum of 35. There is a generation gap. For example, did you know that in the 1970’s there were pay 🚽 toilets? It cost a 10¢ at first and then the price of a stall was raised to 25¢
You could slide under the stall but you were taking a risk
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@john_faidutti
@wolfiemouse
He’s a sloppy little pussy on the ride, but that cool cat is hip AF on the crash. 😱😎🥸🥁
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@ThinkingAtheist
A curse unless you can stay the same age. If you just keep getting older and your knees keep hurting more …
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A spouse that wants to assess blame & always be right is both a cellmate and a warden
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@TheTweetOfGod
Imagine the audacity of ppl telling others they can’t trust the religion of men bc men are sinners & they can only trust God, but the message is still delivered by men. This is a huge continuity gap IMHO unless God himself texts me or calls me up. I’ll even settle for US mail
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@MirhaAfridi
French people. France is one of those places that is fun to visit but is intolerable to live in.
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@lippyent
Unfortunately, she’s got pretty severe Parkinson’s Disease now & even tho will take GWB to Trump any day, if GWB had allowed unhindered government funding using fetal stem cells, she would be cured by now. They didn’t come rip fetuses out of wombs, abortion was legal at the
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@xyco_twt
I can prove you very wrong. Let’s start out with 3 o’s in a row
1)Hysterosalpingooophorectomy
2) oophorectomy
3) goop
4) goon
5) hood
6) hoop
7) door
8) oocyte
9) oophoritis
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@InfiDale3476
I wish I were a professional comedian
Here’s one that I heard.
Puns about menstruation aren’t funny. Period.
Then my ADD pogo sticking brain immediately added
Jokes about anal sex are funny: colon
Jokes about colostomies are sometimes funny; semi-colon
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I paid for verified and I can’t use it bc it was on some other device and it doesn’t transfer. I have been this upset\ since my Tesla X drove itself into a river during a light rain. 🤦♂️
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@CynicalTherapi1
Yeah, it’s always that way. When people hear I’m a physician they immediately ask me about something & it’s usually a mole. I’m not even a dermatologist. Most often ppl are hypochondriacs but every so often they show me an obvious melanoma & I can only ask “are you kidding?”
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@lilhousgreendor
I have a device-old fashioned pump organ-to determine where your pants are. It’s like a dowsing rod 🪄 although it points to areas it suspects are going to erupt 🥖 💦
As Steve Martin said in
Man w/2 🧠🧠 :
Oh pointy birds
Oh pointy, pointy
Anoint my head
Anointy, nointy
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@InfiDale3476
@erichovind
I hate it when people talk about missing links, not realizing that term is obsolete. Once evolution was separated into Phyletic Gradualism and Punctuated Equilibrium there was no longer any need for a missing link.
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@PcurtC
@TheTickTV
Didn't like cartoon or just live action show? If u didn't liked the cartoon, u must not be into superhero parody. One of best cartoons ever
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@MTGrepp
@realDonaldTrump
There is no god. But if there were, you’d be saying you know better than god who is supposedly omniscient.
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@TomFitton
are you gonna take the high road & refuse the fetal stem cells bc of their fetal origin ?
I’d be interested to see if you take the high road if it’s your wife or parents or kids 2/2
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@MikeDonio
I worked at the CDC for 1 year in 1987. I was not impressed. But after I spent my time getting a PhD in Biochem & Molecular Pharmacology, an MD & a residency in Neurosurgery & Neuropathology.& an MPH. If you don’t question some of the methodology & covariance of all the ways
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@LakotaMan1
@cheezwitham
It’s not the universe that did that It’s intelligence. It’s being able to observe the behaviors of someone who has made truth and fact a thing of yesterday. And h ce t. believe more ppl can’t do this
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@BrewerBsn
@drkellyscriven
Religion is such a fucking cancer on the rights of sane ppl
The ppl that believe in a magic man in the sky (and an evil magic man at that) modulate the rights of the sane.
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@clichedout
Not the same ppl keeping
#Krystals
and
#WhiteCastle
in business, but they definitely all buy their weed from the same folks I suspect
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@rickygervais
@RichardDawkins
Not beliving in
#evolution
is the culinary equivalent of not believing in gravy.
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@GodwinMeter
@RexxSimian
@TimothyTobias2
@hellboy2112
@TioHardiman
Sometimes texting doesn’t coney the emotion meant. I’m glad we could come to some common ground bc law abiding citizens definitely are not the real problem. If we could figure out ppl that are capable of this, we still end up w/gov intrusion by testing ppl to determine It
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@lmnysf
@realDonaldTrump
@MarkMeadows
@senatemajldr
@kevinomccarthy
@SpeakerPelosi
@SenSchumer
Smart people generally don't have to keep trying to tell you they're smart. The reason he has to keep doing that is bc he is trying to contradict all of the available data
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@Bahollings
@Lawrence
It’s a simple concept that so few understand and it is related to sparsely populated large states vs densely populated small states. There is a reason that is not at all difficult to understand for the Electoral College.
A) Democracy is mob rule
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@MrDavidBloom1
@gscucci
Which one is bigger, ginormous or enormous ? I really want to go metric but it’s just too many ergs per Newton meter of work
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@joncoopertweets
Trump looks like _____________?
He ran out of the self tanning cream that turns your skin orange 🍊
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#poetrycommunity
#poetrylovers
#poetrytwitter
#poetry
#poetrytwitter
#poetrybooks
There’s something about a mojito
That brings out the poet in me
A wonderful fresh–made mojito
Makes my rhyme flow with great clarity
Yes, there’s something about a mojito
It’s a nectar that’s
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@wiseconnector
Disagree. It is amazing how many ppl actually get upset that I don’t text or answer my phone during a surgery. I suspect it would not make you happy if I tweeted in between resections.
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@vinquezada1
Jimi Hendrix, Jimmy Page, Django Reinhardt , Albert Lee, Steve Morse, Don Reno, Earl Scruggs, Lloyd Loar, Bill Monroe, Jerry Garcia, David Grisman, Bob WeirSegovia, Bob Marley, JS Bach, Beethoven, Rossini, Christoper Parkening Offenbach, John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George
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@darwintojesus
Sometimes I want to hammer into people’s heads that the something can’t come from nothing argument is specious bc how do theists not get that God had to come from nothing. Is it more logical that an omnipotent being came from nothing than the universe ? How ya figure?
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@davidzelcer
@preta_6
I think making someone feel bad about a choice they made is not something we should accept. But linking sexual preference (which is not a choice) to sociologic.construct M/W is unfair to gay ppl. If I had BIID & I asked another Dr to amputate s/t the Dr’d lose his license.
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#DeppVsHeard
#CourtTV
As a male victim of domestic violence, I feel empowered by the verdict. I sympathize w/F & M victims of domestic violence & AH should be ashamed of using the
#MeToo
issue flippantly. If JD had been violent w/ women, there’d be many woman claiming so.
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@BellaCruz26
Which one do I prefer?
Nobody likes hair in their mouth except perhaps ppl with the medical condition pica
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@TRUMP_ARMY_
@elonmusk
When were we great previously ? Was it somewhere between the Tuskegee Experiment and ?
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At Dyson, way too many people are thinking way too much about sucking. I'm all4 sucking
but what about coitus? Huh Dyson, what about coitus?
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@BiancaFerrara2
Hey I’m sending you the info I told you on
@InfiDale3476
‘s live show
The books are by Alfred Korzybski General Semantics, and the Science & Sanity. Allen Ginsburg & William S Burroughs & The Beat Poets were how I know about those. Ginsburg used to teach at
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@iamAtheistGirl
Is it not ironic that a 3some with 2 men & a woman is called a Devil’s 3some? Personally,Pasadena
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