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Jeramiah Dooley

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Sr Director, Enterprise Advocacy @GitHub , ex @AWS , @microsoft , @netapp , @solidfire I like people way more than I like tech. Be intentionally kind.

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Joined March 2010
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Jeramiah Dooley
10 months
It's a strange realization to have, in your late 40s, just how few people you can genuinely count on. Some people are incapable of being reliable, most are just busy with their own lives. All we really have is ourselves, for better or worse.
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They spelled my name right. The first time. It's the little things, you know? Thanks @github , you rock.
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7 months
@jldeen , @maishsk , @nathankpeck , @scottcoulton , @stockholmux , and Olly Pomeroy have been an amazing team. Despite challenges and uncertainty, every one of them delivered incredible content, insight, and product feedback. They make Amazon better and ECS a better product.
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7 months
My team and the small number of people who became part of my inner circle are uniformly amazing technologists and I'll miss getting to work with them every day.
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7 months
Outside of my direct team, getting a hands-on introduction to serverless at AWS from @benjamin_l_s , @boyney123 , @edjgeek , @julian_wood , and @mavi888uy was a joy, and I only wish we'd gotten more time to build cool things together.
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It's just a job, there will be others. People are always the key parts. Good people can make a job feel fun and safe. Bad people can make a job feel anxious and toxic. The ones I got to work with closest at AWS were great people. Those are the memories I choose to take with me.
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7 months
They also, incidentally, made me a better person and a better manager. I'm very lucky.🙏
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7 months
@film_girl Nailed it.
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7 months
To @jbesw , @jlb13 , @shjoshi thank you for helping to keep me sane during some very non-sane times. It's a small industry and I fully expect that we'll get to work together again in the future. AWS is lucky to have you, but they certainly don't deserve you.
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5 months
You know what helps the poorest people? People who care about other people. That's it. That's the only answer. We take care of each other because we can.
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10 months
For 2024 I want to be a better manager. I also want to *find* other managers who are trying to be better for the newer generations of people in this industry. People who embrace the need to change as enthusiastically as we once drove that change ourselves.
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@rchrdbyd @IamStan It doesn't have to be this way. All it takes is a little imagination and any semblance of leadership. I can't tell you how many times I had people come up to me saying that the person who ran the Compute org "hated" advocacy. Once that happens, why should the service teams care?
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5 months
Example of abuse: "Oh, I didn't know you shopped in the children's backpack section."
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@bendiq @github @jldeen If I had my way I'd never work anywhere without her again. 🤷‍♂️
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Jeramiah Dooley
5 months
A paycheck is a powerful thing. It can create more contortionists on Twitter than Cirque du Soleil does in Las Vegas.
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6 months
@astuyve @rchrdbyd The "AWS employee rehabilitation program" is a real thing. We should create a formal support group.
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Jeramiah Dooley
7 months
@rjourdan_net Hands down, this is the reply that made me the happiest. 100% of my focus has been on building and maintaining a happy and healthy team, and while it hasn't been all smooth sailing we did pretty well. Don't let them fall through the cracks, please. I'm counting on you.
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Jeramiah Dooley
7 months
The chance to work with her again and @martinwoodward for the first time was easy to say yes to. If I've learned anything in my career, it's the value of working with good humans, and using the quality and reputations of humans to make choices on where to spend your time.
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7 months
@chrismunns Thanks for all your support and for letting us take care of the stuff you built. If we get to meet in person I owe you a dinner.
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5 months
@jldeen @ashleymcnamara Can mine have a broken zipper right after I buy it like yours?
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5 months
@rchrdbyd Thousands of years of inclusivity? 🤔 I seem to remember learning something in school about India having some pretty significant historical social issues with some people being more equal than others for no good reason.
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Jeramiah Dooley
6 months
@mistwire Will I tell you about MEMMAKER and CONFIG.SYS and HIMEM?
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Jeramiah Dooley
6 months
@mistwire I obviously have all the wrong meetings on my calendar.
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6 months
@lazerwalker He doubled down on TV, unprompted.
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Jeramiah Dooley
6 months
@h0bbel @wyrdgirl My first and only cease-and-desist from VMware was about a blog post I wrote as a customer before I moved over, specifically talking about the first VSPP contract terms. VMware has been making a mess of that since the beginning.
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Jeramiah Dooley
5 months
I hate when TV shows have a finale that shows everyone when they are old. No matter how futuristic or fantasy the theme of the show, it reminds me how old I am, and that the best adventures are in the past. Also, the finale of ST: Discovery was really great. ♥️
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Jeramiah Dooley
7 months
@Sollus8 You and me both! I'm really happy to get back together with some of my former MSFT colleagues, I'm extraordinarily lucky!
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Jeramiah Dooley
7 months
@vtimd And "everyone else is getting screwed by this new model that gives you the same product at higher prices, billed in a way that makes no one but shareholders happy, you can't be mad that we are just now doing it to you as well" is nonsense.
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Jeramiah Dooley
6 months
@IanColdwater The pandemic has changed me, part 1,223. I used to be all-in on clicky, and now they make my brain twitch in uncomfortable ways. Tactile is the new default, and linear is growing on me.
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Jeramiah Dooley
7 months
I'm still in listen and learn mode (so much to learn) but I'm excited to be given the opportunity to manage the "Enterprise Advocacy" team. What's that? It's a group who understands the voice and motions needed to meet enterprise customers wherever they are...
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Jeramiah Dooley
5 months
@ashleymcnamara @girlsnamewillis @bitandbang "You had me at 'overgrown Jew' and 'Happy Easter' 😂
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5 months
@benjamin_l_s Such a good guy, I'm so glad you found a place!
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Jeramiah Dooley
7 months
@lazerwalker Regardless of how it did or didn't impact any individual, if the government/Capitalism response to COVID didn't convince you that we have proven the system is incapable of protecting anyone, you weren't paying attention.
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Jeramiah Dooley
6 months
Also, Galaxy Bagels? Well played.
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8 months
@shankuehn @ExchangeGoddess Awww. Such good people, it makes me so happy to see you both happy!
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Jeramiah Dooley
6 months
@wyrdgirl Maybe, but VMC on AWS is a fundamentally different product. None of the providers *like* delivering a 3rd party bare metal service, but one of those services is not like the others...
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Jeramiah Dooley
5 months
@DeepStorageNet No chance I'm holding my breath for grandkids. With everything their generation has been through, and everything they've seen out of their country, I wouldn't blame them for not wanting to. There's always at least *one* more adventure.
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Jeramiah Dooley
6 months
@astuyve @rchrdbyd After my first week of calls, where everyone was on time, on camera, and we spent time talking and connecting to people, I mentioned to @martinwoodward how kind everyone was to each other, and he needed me to explain why being kind was such a new thing.
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Jeramiah Dooley
7 months
...and help them understand the value that GitHub can offer. Whether it's an executive briefing, a conference, working with a partner, or creating and sharing content, I'm excited to get back to work helping customers evolve.
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7 months
@film_girl @AlyssaM_InfoSec This is probably the top of my list right now. I've always had good experiences with the Surface devices.
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Jeramiah Dooley
5 months
@MarkGabbs @AmericanAir It's just unnecessary bullshit. This is hard enough, just treat people with kindness, especially when you are the reason we boarded 15 minutes late.
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Jeramiah Dooley
7 months
Mostly, I'm excited to get back to a culture where I feel I can thrive and a group of coworkers that I'm excited to work with, or work with again. @ashleymcnamara told me when we left MSFT for AWS and Google that we'd get to work together again, and as usual she was right.
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Jeramiah Dooley
10 months
For the most part, we became terrible managers. We couldn't let go of our IC roots. We couldn't make the context switch from "me" to "you" effectively. We couldn't embrace the wave of diversity and inclusion that tech desperately needed.
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Jeramiah Dooley
7 months
@lazerwalker 100% and I am a HUGE Amtrak fan. I used to take the train from college to Baltimore to visit my girlfriend in college, and it was wonderful. @DynamicWebPaige did a rail pass a little while back and I'd love to spend a summer working from a train.
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5 months
@lazerwalker Current status: saturating the network at GitHub HQ to pull down the update.
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Jeramiah Dooley
7 months
@girlsnamewillis I once woke up the person sleeping next to me by talking in my dreams about SCSI motherboards. In case anyone was wondering why I'm terminally single.
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5 months
@shankuehn @ashleymcnamara @jldeen She only does this shit because she knows I'm too nice to come back over the top LIKE I WANT TO.
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Jeramiah Dooley
8 months
@nathankpeck IMO the companies who do this best are the ones who have a defined inflection point to take a product from an emerging/growth status into a more mature phase. How customers want to use things changes over time, how you build the product has to change too.
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Jeramiah Dooley
6 months
@lazerwalker @bitandbang Second this statement, WAY different from company to company. Some places have painfully non-technical PM orgs, and these are the folks that translate conversations with engineering. YMMV
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Jeramiah Dooley
8 months
@bitandbang I continue to be surprised you bother using Microsoft products at all anymore. 😂If there was a way not to, I'm confident you would have found it.
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Jeramiah Dooley
7 months
@film_girl ENTERPRISE FOR THE WIN!
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Jeramiah Dooley
5 months
@film_girl I love the advice "use Peachtree" like that isn't the name of every third street.
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Jeramiah Dooley
5 months
@phil_wiffen Hell YES! So happy for you, and can't wait to hear what fun you get up to!
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Jeramiah Dooley
6 months
@vtimd I'm old enough that it was more a lot of nostalgia and reminders of my mortality, but yes. Very, very cool.
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Jeramiah Dooley
9 months
@SteveM4_ Little humans for scale.
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Jeramiah Dooley
5 months
Not really in need of a girlfriend as much as in need of a person who will respond "omw!" when I suggest taking road trips to see concerts, National Parks, and railroad museums and then coming home and collecting the models of the coolest trains we saw on the trip.
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👩‍💻 Paige Bailey
5 months
not really in need of a boyfriend as much as in need of a person who will respond with "omw!" when i suggest coming over to read tech histories + program + watch videos about building things + find similar things in my apartment to take apart and put back together again 🙏
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5 months
@shankuehn @jldeen @ashleymcnamara Oh, look. It doesn't cost $5,000!!
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6 months
@lazerwalker Whatever he was on, I need Amazon to deliver.
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Jeramiah Dooley
7 months
It's a very strange and unfriendly job market, and I'm very grateful for how this process turned out. I'm excited to learn, excited to lead, excited to help customers and especially excited do it in a place where kindness isn't a foreign language.
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Jeramiah Dooley
8 months
@vtimd The bar is low, but I pride myself on clearing it. 🇺🇲
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5 months
@shankuehn @jldeen @ashleymcnamara Listen here, peanut gallery....
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5 months
@vtimd @BentleyAudrey (there is no Alpha)
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Jeramiah Dooley
7 months
@lazerwalker The Zephyr/Southwest Chief, the Sunset Limited from New Orleans west into the desert, the Cascades in the PNW, the Coast Starlight from Seattle to LA, so many adventures to have.
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Jeramiah Dooley
7 months
@vtimd I feel like everything in Texas is very far away from everything else in Texas.
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6 months
@chrismunns The number of people with simply stupid takes on this hurts my brain. Good riddance indeed.
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7 months
@nathankpeck I'll be fine, but you know me. I worried a lot about making sure everyone on the team was okay. It's a huge relief to see people start landing where they belong. Makes me happy.
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6 months
@mattgillard @wyrdgirl Also remember that their cloud sucked not because they had the wrong people building it, but because EMC and Cisco saw it as a way to pad hardware sales until it had no chance to NOT suck.
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Jeramiah Dooley
8 months
@ASpittel I have to be in Seattle for a week this month and I'm preemptively depressed.
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Jeramiah Dooley
10 months
@jabenedicic Saying "it can't get any worse" after 2016 or so has proven to be a consistent lie.
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Jeramiah Dooley
5 months
I get that space is hard, and I celebrate every accomplishment from every company putting in the effort. That said... Why does everything have to be "a milestone achievement for the future of spaceflight"? Can't it just be "We checked the box, time for the next box" instead?
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Jeramiah Dooley
7 months
AWS was an adventure, and I'll miss my team there very much. We had an audacious mission, one I still believe would best serve the products and customers, but when a org decides there's no room for advocacy, you accept it and move on with all the grace you can.
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8 months
@ASpittel Denver was one of my favorite places, with the small caveat that I hate snow. When it wasn't snowing it was wonderful.
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8 months
@ashleymcnamara It's 2024 and I'm calling BS on the dogs.
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5 months
@bitandbang @girlsnamewillis I'm WAY too single for that kind of drip.
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Jeramiah Dooley
8 months
@vtimd They've asked me to run for local stuff and I always decline. I don't need that kind of power. I'd be a Chicagoland-style mob boss in 25 minutes flat.
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7 months
@maryjeanschmitt It's just amazing. We saw the one in 2017 as well, and it never gets old. So awesome to have your mom out there!
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Jeramiah Dooley
5 months
@Bacon_Is_King @github You know how that never happens. It was unexpected, but nice.
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7 months
@PBradz @girlsnamewillis That's as plausible a reason as any.
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Jeramiah Dooley
10 months
@C_R_Mile Everything was slightly harder than was strictly necessary. I look back and all I got was older. No joy, no progress, no accomplishments, just sickness, pain, disappointment and anxiety. Just a lost year. Good riddance.
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@dotnetdev77 It's a MySQL db that I'm sure will be trivial to aggregate and search across a corporate fleet. I want to be wrong...
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@vtimd @vTexan I'm hoping they'll let me walk around even with the weather being crazy, but we'll see. At least I got a good breakfast out of it!
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@vtimd @smoon_lee Mine has a webcam built into it. 🤷‍♂️
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@bitandbang @girlsnamewillis That would intimidate people. They'd think "CLEARLY he's taken with a backpack like that" and then I'd be #foreveralone .
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6 months
@wyrdgirl Maybe they just don't care? 🤷‍♂️
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8 months
@lazerwalker I get you on this one. I've always struggled with the "realistic" shooters, and this one is *maybe* too close for my comfort. I miss Destiny sometimes.
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@irlcorcoran @github I am morally opposed to water roaches. The salad was great.
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7 months
@vtimd Terrell? Tyler? Not Dallas, not Louisiana, but maybe a little of both? There was a Buc-ees as a beacon of civilization.
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7 months
@tmels Digital download only! Assholes.
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6 months
@h0bbel @wyrdgirl Maybe it's that simple. Maybe AWS doesn't see any value in having access to those accounts anymore.
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Jeramiah Dooley
6 months
@mistwire We have to do it in person, but yes. I'm not allowed to drink on Zoom calls anymore. 😂 It's been a long pandemic.
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5 months
@itsthatladydev This makes me happy.
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7 months
@tmels I'm stoked they will let me pay $60 for WinZip Pro as part of my order. 😂
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Jeramiah Dooley
10 months
We were the high achievers, but once we got there, we didn't really have a blueprint for what happens next. I have friends who just stayed in the field, and kept collecting checks. Some moved into other roles, like product management or marketing. Some became managers.
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