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@enigmahsquared
@MeganAnnD
Yes why should women pay taxes to a country that doesn’t even consider women to really be full U.S. citizens with the Rights AND Responsibilities of citizenship?
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@jurgen_nauditt
Gee it would be a real shame if Partisans were to start operating in the Koenigsberg area and shit started mysteriously blowing up due to lots of carelessness while smoking, wouldn’t it.😈
#ThisIStheWay
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OMFG Morning Joe just compared Der Gropenfuhrer to Eddie Haskell! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What a total diss to poor Eddie Haskell!🤪😂
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I just wanted to put this picture out there after the attempt by
#Ferguson
PD to depict Mike Brown As thug! Pls RT
http://t.co/LgIQ8G1rur
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@ShannonTrimble
@MisterMike92660
@MissouriGal13
@renato_mariotti
@GOP
@FoxNews
Which is why they are banned in Canada & kicked out of UK.Wish we had as much sense.
BTW when’s someone gonna dig up the dirt on Sinclair?
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@revishvilig
Kazakhs have very little to no reason to feel friendly to the russkies.
They were used as human test subjects by the ruZZian Nuclear Program and entire swathes of the country are now radioactive wastelands.
#Polygon
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@TheFungi669
Really? He did? Good!
😳🙄😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😆🤣😂🤣🤣
3 am would be perfect. Being a vampire that’s the perfect time since he’s up n awake anyway.😈
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@MaryVeron14
@caslernoel
@ClaudetteGGibs1
@GOP
President Carter has it absolutely right! 👍
I have no doubt the 2016 Results were fiddled with somehow.🤬👎
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@LakotaMan1
Just wait til they find out that DaVinci’s portraits of Jesus that a lot of them have hanging in their house were based on DaVinci’s Boyfriend! He used his Significant Other to portray Jesus. They’re gonna LOOSE their minds!😂😂😂
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@anno1540
Holy fuck! That shits even worse than Mustard Gas if that’s ever possible! It is basically Mustard Gas juiced up/spiked with high dose of Arsenic to give it an added extra kick! Use of this is definitely a violation of numerous war conventions. Thankfully it was not used in WW1.
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@funder
@badwolf303
Contact the ASPCA! Something like the TX Freezeout happened to my family when I was 3-4 yo Living in NJ. We lasted three days with no heat or electricity before decamping to Grandparents in PA. ALL six of us-5humans and one Poodle went To Grandmas!
Dogs are family members too!
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@GeoRebekah
Read books about the Third Reich and you’ll have a very good idea of what to expect.
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@albafella1
How interesting that his call sign is “DAG”.
😂Dags are the part of lambs tails that farmers chop off because they collect sheep crap on them and it can become infected plus the crap ruins the wool.🙄😬😂😂😂
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@Liv_Agar
There’s also the fact in early Medieval Times when Serfs got married, the Lord of The Estate had the right to deflower the bride first before the groom on their Wedding Night.
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@DemosCat
@Hardywolf359
Oh bloody hell! That’s just too hot. Heatstroke anyone?
Worst thing is in the UK, homes and businesses as a rule dont have AC.
They should just follow the French example and close the entire country down to go on holiday in August!
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@albafella1
This is just like Gang Pressing in 19th century Britain during the Napoleonic Wars. Gangs would go the pubs, get eligible males shitfaced pass out drunk, then haul them off to the docks to be put on ships—congratulations you’re in the Navy now.
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@Justonthejazz
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Generation Z strikes again!
This is kind of like the time people all ages but primarily Gen Z signed up online for some trumpfest using fake names and no intention to attend !
There were hardly any actual attendees.😈👍
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@EvoChandaar
@KyivIndependent
Thanx to the Ukrainian Army’s John Deere Battalion:
Hauling away all the Russian scrap so you don’t have to!😂
👍👍👍
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@BEyedWoman
@NatashaBertrand
More like the Republikkkans were trained by the Kremlin.
#QuidProHOES
#kompromat
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@Keysfins
@hippiecahier
@bader_diedrich
My Dads dog liked to go out and about frequently returning with items she found. One time during WW2when rationing was in full effect she came home with a whole freaking ham!
You know they had ham for dinner that night and delicious leftovers for the week! Hope she got some too!
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@TreasChest
No need for expensive coffins!
Wow, I thought that’s what all the Hefty Trash Bags were for! To bury all the ork 200s.😬
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@baddestmamajama
@bluestreakpol
He asked for it and he got it. Well deserved!
Bet he won’t try that again.
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@michaelscat2
Aww let him move in! He obviously has his heart set on you becoming his newly adopted Hooman. There’s worse things in life! Cats make good friends even when being naughty and obnoxious. BTW Handsome boi!😎
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@LorenzoTheCat
Poor Kitty!! looks too young be away from her Mom! 😱
One of My first thoughts was WHERES MOMKAT?😢😳
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@MichaelArt123
JUST THROW THE BOOK AT HIM ALREADY Judge Merchan!💩🤬🤬💩😈
Give the Maximum penalty allowed under the Law and be sure to nail him for Contempt/Violations of the Gag Orders!
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@tomaburque
@WarMonitor3
Interesting video but please, it desperately needs subtitles! After all Half the fun is hearing the conversations! Unfortunately - not everyone speaks Ukrainian!😎👍👍
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@axios
@naenae82575
It would be more honest if they’d portray Rump as a traitorous dumfuck who doesn’t know his ass from a hole in the ground if you ask me.
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@LakotaMan1
Cleveland OHs Baseball Team this season changed their name from Cleveland Indians to the Cleveland Guardians.
The new name refers to the wonderful Art Deco statues on a famous bridge here.
👍👍👍👍👍👍
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White House Pandemic Office disbanded? In 2018? Who? What?
Whatchyoo talking about Willis?
#coronapocolypse
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@FrankMikeDavis1
That’s The screen shot channels would show back in the day when they went off air preceded by the National Anthem. And then it would be followed by that obnoxious high pitch noise.
AKA Your signal ITS TIME TO GO BED!🤪
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@Jean28387727
@clairecmc
@ProjectLincoln
We really should STOP calling the GOP Republicans. They are no longer Republican. Sad to say that train left the station back in 1980. The correct name is GOP American Fascist Party. Frankly I wanted to use American Nazi Party but the name was already taken.
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@Gerashchenko_en
Livers tapped out from whatever recreational drugs he’s doing, he’s on heavy doses of steroids, he’s stress eating etc
Any of the above or all of them.
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@rebeccaballhaus
@neilpX
This story MAKES my Morning!
Two thumbs up AG Berman!👍👍
Keep on telling trumps Consigilone Barr where he can stick it!
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@UKikaski
Yeah US builds tanks to take incoming and to keep on rolling. Topmost Priority: Safety of the crew.👍
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@delaney7421
@BrianKarem
@MeidasTouch
@VP
@AdamParkhomenko
A large squad of Nasty Women with Megaphones volume jacked way up plus a horn section and vuvuzelas as well as Drummers inc Taiko drums by the score outside the WH would do the trick.
Can’t fly over so it’s gotta be two by land and one by sea.😂
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@Lcheapoe
@DucuGavril
I really wanted to watch video but unfortunately I don’t speak ruZZian! It sounds like it was a hilarious video! Oh I’m So disappointed.😬🙄😂
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@7Veritas4
Please do us a favour? NO BAIL! Put him in jail WITHOUT any access to Social Media—Everyone is tired of trump and we’d really like a vacay from his shit! Thanx.
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@anne19brown
@randyprine
@realDonaldTrump
@POTUS
Needs a category for F Minus. Giving Cheetolini a F stretches one’s credulity. 😂🤣😜
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@RyanMcbeth
@PhillipsPOBrien
Yeah the Poles absolutely HATE the Russians with a special rage even more than they hate Germans! And they really hate Germans. Lots of ugly History under the bridge.😬
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@Gerashchenko_en
They really like to keep it in The Family. It’s the Mobs Way.
Keeping the loot from the siphoned off funds all to themselves no doubt.🙄
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@realDonaldTrump
Hey Genius IQ! The Government nailed Capone the same way as they doing it with Manafort. By the Book and by his Numbers. It’s those Accountants in the IRS Criminal Investigations ya gotta watch out for; They’re the ones who got Capone. They can get you too!
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@TreasChest
Does this mean that Ruzzia intends to withdraw or surrender to Ukraine? If not they should be continued to be ignored and current penalties maintained if not increased.
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@russell_cramp
@DadisaViking
Also that would be why the Red Sea is red. Becuz Cleopatra would bathe there periodically, that’s why silly!😂
Sorry not sorry I absolutely HAD to go there. It needed a dumb seventh grade joke to make it complete.🙄
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Cleveland rapper Atari jones collaborates with comedian Kathy Griffin in latest single
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@groggo14
@LindaSwChi
@NaderDIssa
MASH!
Max Klinger was the guy in the MASH TV show who hated being in the Army and kept trying to get himself kicked out of the Army with stunts like dressing in drag. Turned out he was a 1st rate conniver and a top rate Company clerk!
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@RussEmbSwe
Yeah it’s a bonafide workers paradise- as theyre walking they try to dodge all the crap piles ( both human &canine), garbage, potholes,and the wall to wall mud that makes up the road surface. Absolutely delightful.🙄
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@NJGuitarBoy
@RandyRainbow
🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
JUST SO YOU KNOW THIS IS DA BOMB! I Love it!
Putting on the Ritz is one of my favorite tunes. The bit at the end from Young Frankenstein seals the deal! 😎
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@BadrobotLinda
Five to one she was either drunk or tweaking on meth her favorite high during this sleazy episode or most likely BOTH.🙄
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@Maks_NAFO_FELLA
No doubt we can expect similar results if they decide to launch their Tactical Nukes.😬😳😱
Especially since Ruzzian don’t believe in bothering to maintain stuff cuz that’s a total waste of precious Rubles far better spent on oligarchs mansions & yachts.
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@ArturRehi
@CanadianKobzar
@joni_askola
Gee I thought he mostly preferred goats. You mean he likes them like he likes girls —underaged?🤣
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@thejackhopkins
YUCK!🤮
I’d personally be more than willing to bet It’s from untreated Syphilis and also there’s the fact he’s a known hardcore Tweaker.
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@Norwegian_Lars
Oh Gee now I know where it comes from. I’m going to blame my 11% Norwegian and 2% Swedish Ancestors for all this. Would this explain why I HATE making phone calls/talking on the phone and that I’m just as happy being by myself?😂😂😂😂
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@Junior10480
@BrianKarem
@DLoesch
@CNN
@ChrisCuomo
It’s not Assault. Its Felony Kidnapping. There’s no Statue of Limitations for that in MD.
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@LadyBarberBrown
@PaulDelaware
@islagiatt4
@TheLastWord
Obama was trying to avoid imploding the 2016 Election.
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@Gerashchenko_en
Another favorite thing to happen in Ukraine! This is just fucking EPIC! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Absolutely delighted I was able to watch this video with English Translation! More than worth waiting for!👍👍👍👍
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@itzme2
@Mikel_Jollett
He’d probably be checking his Insurance Policies on the Property(ies) and conniving ways to collect max amount whether eligible or not.
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@JoshRultNews
@CecilThomasOH
@SpectrumNews1OH
Meanwhile DeWine keeps on DeWhining about graduates not wanting to live and work after graduation in Ohio. Gee I wonder why? Would you live in a failed clusterfuck state where the government doesn’t work and corruption is the Rule not an exception if you had a choice at that age?
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@shrimpfella
Ohhh yeah, The HIMARS gonna fly and make big huge BADA-BOOOMMMS!😃👍 Bye Kerch Bridge!
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@Eltank11
@Ireland0828
@StCyrlyMe2
@KerrsCL4PTP
@RestlessNews
@bspence5
@BernardJFalcone
@Catlady628
@PattiKimble
@co_rapunzel4
@Mooncatadams
@birdieglad
@carmenvellon
@changepat
@bcbnyc1
@BevPlummer
@NCB116
@PattiRay6
@JohnLeguizamo
@JoyAnnReid
@cherokeesher2
@CitizensFedUp
@amazinmikey
@zeitgeistbabe
@LCNM99
@MtnMD
@realDonaldTrump
@Twitter
@kjoerwin
@tedlieu
@pannlewis44
@amJoy
Ain’t karma a nasty payback!😂😂😂😂
If Hannity ends up in jail it could not happen to a more deserving
#TreasonWeasel
. I hope RussiaGate absolutely tanks Faux Propaganda Channel once and for all. Ditto Sinclair.
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@SwissWatchGuy
@meiselasb
I get this along with Fentanyl and Propofol when I have my annual colonoscopy and sometimes EGD. This is some heavy shit. I can tell you Versed hurts like crap going in by IV as do the other two.
My main question is WTF was going on in the trump WH anyway?
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@Gerashchenko_en
Wow! That’s cool! When I 1st heard it I immediately thought of the Roman Legions & wondered if it was 1 of the horns they carried into battle! Celts used bagpipes to scare the shit out of opponents on the Battlefield as did the British in various wars. This would work too.😃👍
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@CatsOfYore
I want a 1905 style Persian Cat! That was a good looking Kitteh! Today Persian cats are butt ugly with that bashed in flat face. Is there Any way we could go back to the original?
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@FrankMikeDavis1
My question is I’m Heinz 57 mix. Irish, German, English etc.
So like if I’m told to go back to where I come from where should I go? I mean seriously?🙄😂😂
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@mmpadellan
It needs to be such a totally devastating defeat for the GOP American Fascist Party that it rivals the Nixon landslide of 1972 and Nukes them to a burned out radioactive crisp which they can’t recover from.
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@vhrodriguezjr
@RaleighBowman
This reminds me. There’s a classic Blues Song with a chorus that goes I’m so Broke I can’t afford to pay attention. That about sums shit up doesn’t it.
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Anybody remember the Star Trek Episode Kirk Spock & McCoy beamed down to a planet only to discover the entire society/culture there was based on 1920s Chicago Gangster ethos derived from a book left behind by previous Federation visitors?
That’s kind of what the US is like now.
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@amervoices
Oh well everyone should know by now this is what you get when people elect GOP American Fascist Party Members.
I see a Special Election in Missouri’s near future!😂😂😂
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Biden campaign's out with Goodyear ad in Ohio
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@NatalkaKyiv
Wow that’s a whole lotta Blyat going on! Maybe it’s even Suka Blyat going on. Geez what Blyatniks these Blyat are.😂😂😂
Stupid question but doesn’t he KNOW any curses besides Blyat?🙄😂
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@CalltoActivism
Gee Don Junior and Eric are now broke and unemployed.
How’s Don Jr ever gonna afford and support his megabuck cocaine habit?
🙄😝😝😝
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@Leaningliberal
@LakotaMan1
The whole entire Book of Genesis was swiped from the Sumerians/Babylonian and taken from The Epic of Gilgamesh and 7 Tablets of Creation. The original stories are much more interesting. I believe You can get them both in translation.
Anyway everyone knows Enki created humanity.😎
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@krassenstein
I had shingles in my 30s on my left thigh and it was horrible, My cousin had it in her early 20s on her neck/back area really badly. It was from stress. My poor Great Aunt in her 70s got it on her neck/face; it also went into her eye. She was in agony for the rest of her life.😬
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@SpockResists
Sorry Mr Spock but the first words out of my mouth when I saw this News were GOOD RIDDANCE TO RUBBISH!🤬👎😈
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@TreasChest
Wow that’s going to be a absolutely great story to pass on to your kids!
Mazel Tov! Best of luck n happy dreams!
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Exposed: Donald Trump’s own babysitters admit he’s even further gone than we thought via
@PalmerReport
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@SomeRandomLadyy
@MargareMSheehan
@historyinmemes
Blue eyes are a mutation which has been traced back to the area around the Black Sea. Source of mutation are believed to have originated among Peoples in Ukraine, Georgia and Turkey!👍😎
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@dremilyportermd
@sabinenamba
She survived eleven YEARS with Pancreatic Cancer? Holy Shit! That’s one tough determined Woman! Thank the Goddess for that because America really needed her!
My poor Dad barely even lasted a year. Diagnosed in May, dead by February. It’s a miserable painful death.
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DC mayor sends letter to DeWine requesting Ohio guardsmen be removed
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@ridiculoustimes
@ponygirl923
They mean since Dobbs they can’t do a basic D & C (standard care for a Miscarriage) so they’ll just send her home to tough it out ,deliver it on the toilet all by herself, and try not to die from any complications.
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@sandibachom
Just reading this tweet makes me get totally pissed off. The good old days my ass! Fuck Patriarchy.💩💩💩🤬🤬
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Iconic 1969 Cleveland mural of 4 diverse faces gets facelift this fall
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@MarleyResists
@Al_Solzhenitsyn
@realDonaldTrump
This is trouble with tweaking on Adderall. Sooner or later you’re gonna crash...and burn. That’s what’s going on here.😬🙄🤪
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@MatthewDavidWi6
@LakotaMan1
🙄🤬
The chin Tattoo is traditionally worn by women and is used by the Gwich’in People to express identity.
Sheesh!
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@realTuckFrumper
Ukraine created Russia. Ukraine was in full bloom as a culture and nation when Russia was still just wilderness.
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@RobinByrd3
@DebdebWilder
@EricLiptonNYT
Yeah and Part Two of the COVID19 Genocide is the deliberate screw up in the Distribution of the Pfizer Vaccine the trump Regime is now in the process of pulling off.
WTF? Only three days and it’s already gone pear shaped.
#HerdImmunitytrumpStyle
#AcktionT4Program
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@ltgrusselhonore
@POTUS
@VP
@WHCOS
@USArmy
@USNationalGuard
@US_TRANSCOM
@MSNBC
@CNN
@nytimes
POTUS should absolutely ask you to help get this Supply Chain snafu mess sorted out and finally fixed! Everyone knows you have what it takes to get the job done.
#NOLA
#Katrina
prove that point!
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@MeNMyRC1
@MT_Anderson
No surprise since The Orks never were much for Maintenance and this is the end result. Nukes are finicky and require REGULAR maintenance!
I think The threat to launch nukes is an empty one. If the Orks try launching nuke missiles, chances are excellent this will happen.😬🙄
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@essenviews
Yeah it got to the point where you were happy just to see that cheap low end sandpaper TP that normally you avoid and then you bought that TP in the allotted amount you’re allowed to by the supermarket cuz you’re outta TP at home!
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@AlexBondODUA
Yep. This Kinda reminds me of that expensive broke down lame excuse for a wall trump was building a few years ago that Mexico was supposed to pay for. You can drive right around it where it hasn’t already fallen down which most of it has done.
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@FordJohnathan5
@AdamKinzinger
@kathygriffin
Now his kids know what to get Funky Trumpy for Xmas!
A super sized large jar of that Lume Deodorant stuff you can apparently use everywhere on/in your body I keep seeing advertised on TV!😆
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@stevejetcity
@EdanClay
@realDonaldTrump
I think that’s kinda what happened. He got kicked out of a number of schools-his parents packed him off to Military School aka Rich Ppl Juvy
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@CarrieC75701474
Oh come on! EVERYONE KNOWS that They all went there to get their Marching Orders from Boss Putin and to pick up their paychecks from the Kremlin. They WORK solely for Russia.
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@NatalkaKyiv
😳Ukrainian Authorities need to get on the case STAT! If this spreads to UA/civilians it would be catastrophic! Authorize Vaccinations for the Civilian Population as well as Armed Services! There are vaccines available for Cholera and Typhus. Unpleasant but better than Cholera!
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@maria_drutska
Send in the Partisans! Make like Lawrence of Arabia and blow that shit to kingdom come! The tracks but Especially the locomotives And relay boxes!👍👍👍
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