Austin 0.1875
@MikkelsenPads
Followers
986
Following
5,045
Media
2,711
Statuses
25,691
wrestling gear, neoprene, custom pads, masks, and fixes/remakes. DM for inquiry. no job too small, no wrestler too large.
Dallas, TX
Joined February 2021
Don't wanna be here?
Send us removal request.
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
taylor
• 276018 Tweets
Jesus is Lord
• 135940 Tweets
River
• 115000 Tweets
#MiamiTSTheErasTour
• 105141 Tweets
#SmackDown
• 64537 Tweets
自民党本部
• 44949 Tweets
Botafogo
• 37425 Tweets
首相官邸
• 36664 Tweets
Duke
• 33922 Tweets
Undertaker
• 28660 Tweets
STREAM PARTY EXPRESS
• 27626 Tweets
GALA EN HAVEN
• 25174 Tweets
Florida State
• 16973 Tweets
Nacho
• 15623 Tweets
Cruzeiro
• 14258 Tweets
NEW REP BODYSUIT
• 14070 Tweets
Jey Uso
• 12490 Tweets
Motor City Machine Guns
• 12364 Tweets
eleanor
• 11307 Tweets
MCMG
• 10772 Tweets
@HermosaAlma
@Outkast
"Are we still in denial, cuz you know we're not happy here."
My 14 year old self, understanding nothing: "yay fun song!"
4
152
5K
@VPS_Reports
*drives into the middle of a crowd and gets out of the car*
"Hey everyone get away from me im scared!!"
6
74
3K
@GoodVibePolitik
Given that there were zero civilian casualties, it might actually be the single greatest US Military feat of the 21st century...
13
62
2K
1
3
2K
@afivegantenna
@Luiseach
My extremely old boss wondering aloud: "can they do that now? Ok whatever I don't want to get sued..."
1
10
2K
@zuza_real
@catholicdad420
All of the avengers is more realistic than an elderly person apologizing and changing their opinions.
1
61
2K
@ohtheiron_e
"Bernie, I'm out the game."
"I know. But there's one last job."
"I said I'm out!"
"it's Her."
"...we'll need a team."
3
13
1K
1
7
978
@roxiqt
King Solomon style.
"your brain... Will be cut in half."
"Dear God anything to relieve this fucking pain!!"
"Ok you pass here's some drugs."
4
8
891
@itsmegangraves
"never seen that guy. He's still around?" *Watching him tend a little garden*
0
7
817
@Bartosz_Gawlik
@CaseyExplosion
This is also an incredible visual joke even without knowing any japanese. I looked a few times and yes the seaweed stuck to the lid is reversed and spaced correctly to end up where it should.
0
8
782
@trump_stakes
@DannyDeraney
I'd be more happy that I got over all those seats without killing myself.
8
7
767
@herosnvrdie69
Also the stat of eliminating half of child poverty was only when the bill included a 15$/hr minimum wage, which they never bothered to fight for.
3
37
626
@Hezbolsonaro
@Columbia
The key to success in business is to have extremely rich parents. -Shai
1
8
598
@BrandyLJensen
I am putting razor blades into apples. It's very difficult to do without obviously damaging the apple, and I am slicing my fingers up very badly.
6
4
587
5
4
548
@punished_stu
But I have the actual literal Mega Mewtwo EX card and I'm picking up cuties like I worked in the citrus section.
8
6
514
@herosnvrdie69
I kept the destroy pile behind the counter and let whoever browse through for something they could use. Financial Aid participants already got free books, but there were a bunch of kids right over the margin that it helped. The tough part was making the kids shit up about it. 2/
3
4
497
@GeigerAfterDark
@Alli0uagana
@huetrooper
"John Redcorn is gay and I've been friends with him for years!"
1
1
462
5
62
431
@catgyoung
@katiedimartin
"et al". And slowly everyone else steps out from behind her like in Scooby Doo where a person can hide behind a thin telephone pole.
1
2
460
@QueeringPsych
If only we had some kind of Administration, to regulate our Food and Drugs...
1
26
437
1
1
423
@GarbageApe
My great grandfather brought back a very very bloodstained wool Nazi coat. That's the only acceptable kind of souvenir.
1
2
407
@internethague
Or just taking a cameraman to look around an old part of the building or down the street to do crowd work.
1
3
393
@Imposter_Edits
Where was the good guy with a gun to save that lady from the threats of violence, assault, battery, kidnapping...
1
5
364
@SassyMetisChick
@MuseWendi
"what are you looking for?" Means pick a comfortable number and double it.
3
4
380
@2femcel2furious
We are doing the air puff until you can remain still. Yes I do have all day.
2
6
368
@herosnvrdie69
When I worked in the highschool and college bookstores we had a little selection of damaged in transit/used and legible but really rough looking books that we got replaced for free by the publisher and they told us to destroy the damaged ones. 1/
1
5
361
@Gothamist
Countdown until the bodycam is released and he wasn't holding the gun, the cops found it later or planted it.
1
5
364
@DB_Stooper
@OrganizingPow3r
My wife's quote is raising questions already answered by the quote...
1
1
327
@StopAntisemites
@PhillyPolice
Tell me you've never lived near an Orthodox Jewish community without telling me you've never lived near an Orthodox Jewish community.
3
2
297
@Cmonmack1
@BudrykZack
And the actual "time theft" is done by employers orders of magnitude more.
1
5
326
@herosnvrdie69
Because the parents would come in a little while later and look for me to thank me and I couldn't have that happen in front of OTHER people...
2
1
293
@lawfulspice
*The afternoon of 9/11*
This Lady: Well maybe if the bag of pretzels weren't so tiny...
0
2
288
@adamjohnsonNYC
@ggreenwald
@ShantMM
But how come some foreign language websites you never heard of said something you never said!? Huh??
0
3
280
@AudiVisuals
The hoodie woman must have been a hoodie girl because she Daniel Day Lewis'd that part.
2
2
293
@IscariotMeren
@Sword_Domo
@who_shot_jgr
@BullTesla
Don't forget falling into saltwater, so that's great too
2
1
286
@ThatwasChina
Does anyone actually ENJOY it? I thought we all just power through while listening to something on youtube
24
9
288
@subtleferret
Oh... Haha...
*runs to car, opens all doors, shuffles through things inside*
Happy Birthday!!!
I got you.... Uh...
A fun little car ornament!
3
1
252
@NobleQAli
@opinonhaver
And those underwater welders need their woven baskets. That's where I come in.
2
0
262
@MetroUK_Life
So your definition of quitting is actually doing the exact job your paid to do.
1
0
253
@BrandyLJensen
Sometimes you fall in love with a chubby uncomfortable looking guy. That's destiny. It's in the stars. I could do better, but I am in love.
0
2
246
@OLAASM
I'll wait to make up my mind until I see the FULL STORY. I need the body cam footage, the toxicology reports on those cops, any pictures where they may be holding guns, complete disciplinary and complaint records going back to middle school...
3
14
235
@FrogsStalingrad
@andraydomise
He was hunting wabbits and the gun exploded when a carrot was lodged in the barrel.
3
1
212
@Ruricu
@biboofficial
Believe me if I had that kind of money I'd be an OF DMs guy not a reply guy
3
1
212
@biboofficial
I send the purchase orders to the guy in china, and I send the invoices to the guy in accounting. $120k/year, health insurance, four weeks paid vacation, company car...
3
2
204
@NotoriousPBG
@dadudeemu
So, like all cops, he actually has the opposite of credentials and should be presumed lying until proven correct.
12
1
212
@realestatejen
@redrichie
@RoxanaDaneshjou
@jtrebach
Mess with them. Say you have unfinished business here on earth.
That wouldn't necessarily be a lie. Everyone got some business to do...
1
0
216
@MarvAbbey
No he played it right.
It was a jury trial... If you're suspected of being a big time drug dealer and you show up in a couple thousand dollar suit, $1500 shoes, and a $20k watch, they're gonna know you're DEFINITELY a drug dealer.
1
1
208
@GravelInstitute
@SandyFrizzle
"accidentally" it's not an accident if you run up like a cowboy and start blasting for no reason without looking.
1
2
205
@KazHeatCulture
@LAPUTAPANCHIKO
The super size fry was our whole family's side of fries for like an extra 25cents.
2
3
201
@briebriejoy
@cthagod
@KamalaHarris
"go with indignant rage instead of answering the question, that should work!"
3
6
177