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@MicahMutinda_

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God-fearing. Loving husband. Father. Power broker. Political strategist. Very manipulative. Independent-minded. Easy going. Músúvíi wa mbaí.

Arusha, Tanzania.
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@MicahMutinda_
Micah Mutinda, HSC.
1 year
@Leroy_254 If this is the truth then you are blessed.
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@MicahMutinda_
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2 years
@HEAnneKananu You are NOT an elected governor. You were appointed. This means you don't represent the people of Nairobi. You represent the few guys who proposed and seconded your name. Those guys don't vote. It's the people who vote and it's too bad that you have neglected them. Na wanaona tu.
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@MicahMutinda_
Micah Mutinda, HSC.
1 year
@Kyagulanyist @justinenantale2 Why are you asking for the video? What do you want to see? Isn't watching porn not demonic? Wewe mzee, ukipata hiyo video niskumie😂😂
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@MicahMutinda_
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2 years
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@MicahMutinda_
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2 years
@WMMartha In Kenya, elections are won fairly and squarely. Stolen victory is a language of losers like kuzimia! Whatever that means.
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@MicahMutinda_
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3 months
@Keerulanah Luos.. They have been voting Rao all their lives. Very tribal people.
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@MicahMutinda_
Micah Mutinda, HSC.
3 years
@RobertAlai Uhuru is only cheered & praised by Luos because of Raila Odinga and handshake. William Ruto is cheered by Luos in Kondele because of LOVE.
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@MicahMutinda_
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1 year
Tweet media one
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@MicahMutinda_
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2 years
@samanfatma Another question is: Do they eat when they get at home? Those men eat a lot of food in restaurants I tell you.
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@MicahMutinda_
Micah Mutinda, HSC.
2 years
@MakauWaMuli Na hakuna kujiapisha.. Akijaribu tunamfunga na treason.
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@MicahMutinda_
Micah Mutinda, HSC.
2 years
@sir_wycky__ @Mswahili_001 Now edit your tweet, ommit 'acording to what I've heard people say'.
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@MicahMutinda_
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2 years
@dixon_bn @4low_Ke And it's wrong, very wrong for someone to disappear sababu ya kujifanya ni mzuuuri...
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@MicahMutinda_
Micah Mutinda, HSC.
2 years
@dan_nyagah Someone tell @HEBabuOwino that 'leacking' is NOT English and will NEVER be!
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@MicahMutinda_
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2 years
@Biancawamu2 @WilliamsRuto Kuzimia guys need to read this book.
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@MicahMutinda_
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4 years
@kwibita @shan_pg Sana sana hapo kwa mental condition😂😂😂
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@MicahMutinda_
Micah Mutinda, HSC.
3 years
@GeorgeB11801063 @MutahiNgunyi Siku ataamka hapa atapata Ruto ashaa apishwa ndio alete ile upuzi yake ya kujiapisha...
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@MicahMutinda_
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1 year
@WanjikuHSC Wish people well. Everytime. Everywhere.
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@MicahMutinda_
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8 months
@JmMusoma My brother. I am so ashamed to know you. I am too ashamed to have grown up with you. You are such a disappointment!
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@MicahMutinda_
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2 years
@WMMartha And the mzee will use these opinion polls to reject the election results!
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@MicahMutinda_
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3 months
@Keam_254 Every voter has their MP's contacts. They give them freely during campains.
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@MicahMutinda_
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4 years
@HEBobiwine This book explains all these and how one day, one time Ugandans will be fed up with M7. Sooner or later.
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@MicahMutinda_
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3 years
@KBonimtetezi @IdaOdinga @RailaOdinga You gave him your all and he went to Canaan alone, leaving all his support team behind. So ungrateful!
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@MicahMutinda_
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2 years
@WMMartha If Martha Karua was roasted live by @rigathi , just picture mzee wa kuzimia in the hands of grand hustler @WilliamsRuto ?
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@MicahMutinda_
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2 years
@Osama_otero He has always been better than mama vitenge.. Who doesn't know this??
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@MicahMutinda_
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1 year
@yvng_jooh Mimi mmoja alijaribu kuniseti kwa chief naye chief akalenga tuuu... Fast forward 2022, the same dude has a funds drive and he calls me to request me to be a guest of honour... Kukipata alikipata huyu... Msomo.. Quran... Hizo zote nilimsomea...
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@MicahMutinda_
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2 years
@GideonKibicho1 This blue bird is not for the faint hearted! Ngono Kante imegusa pabaya🤣🤣🤣
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@MicahMutinda_
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2 years
@WMMartha Tuliwaona wooote wakizisoma.... Even the Cherera rebel.
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@MicahMutinda_
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2 years
@esirlittle Gachagua has overpowered Martha Karua.
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@MicahMutinda_
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2 years
@peterMwita3 @TheStarKenya Kenyan workers are languishing in poverty and misuse by their foreign bosses. #GoHomeAtwoli .
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@MicahMutinda_
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2 years
@Kenyans Any host, male or female from Royal Media Services issa no! Why am I saying this? RMS is biased on who is given sufficient coverage. They are biased against our 5th, @WilliamsRuto but we are not worried at all. Presidential debates don't count anywhere in the election results.
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@MicahMutinda_
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1 year
@Keerulanah I knew UK has nothing good for the mountain kitambo sana..
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@MicahMutinda_
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2 years
@Ammar_Kassim8 Next utaskia akijiita mjane.. This earth🤣🤣🤣🌎🌎
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@MicahMutinda_
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8 months
@MissLingard14 Peana. Men are polygamous in nature.
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@MicahMutinda_
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1 year
@Goddie_Ke The men😂😂😂😂😂
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@MicahMutinda_
Micah Mutinda, HSC.
2 years
@T_Amkoya Nothing can justify this kind of beating... Akimaliziwa kuchapwa ataenda akunywe sumu (God forbid) ama arudi kule ametoka! Tjis kind of punishment is uncalled for!
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@MicahMutinda_
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3 years
@MigunaMiguna @fidakenya He is busy letting us know who wears trousers in that home😂😂😂😂
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@MicahMutinda_
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3 years
@mamangilu @RailaOdinga @NTVnewsroom @citizentvkenya @NationAfrica @TheStarKenya @NationBreaking @K24Tv @radiomaisha @StandardKenya @KTNNewsKE @PeopleDailyKe Stop saying Ukambani, say you and the other two governors. Like I keep telling you, it's good you have known that Kitui people are fed up with your leadership. We know you are looking for relevance in Raila's government. Sorry, Raila is not winning the Presidency.
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@MicahMutinda_
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1 year
@Wanji001 Our neighbour had a daughter older than me with around 3-4years. Alikuwa ananipea hiyo kitu proper sana... Funny thing when we became adults akaachana na hiyo story...
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@MicahMutinda_
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2 years
@WMMartha Just like he was used to display the paybill number! Why does SKM allow this old man to use him like this?
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@MicahMutinda_
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3 years
@MrBlasted @malu_kyumwa You are right. He abuses canabis sativa. I know him, he is my cousin.😂😂😂😂😂
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@MicahMutinda_
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3 years
@Markoti16 @Its_Clean__ Normalise being kind..
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3 years
@Benswap @_falsi1ke Kwanza hii, even our primary school teachers used to tell us this during parade...
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@MicahMutinda_
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2 years
@jane_staceym @MrRightke Huyo ni wewe, si mwingine🤣🤣
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@MicahMutinda_
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3 months
@Goddie_Ke Si atarudi tu kuuza nunu
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@MicahMutinda_
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2 years
@titus_kimani8 @DianaUmuhoza_ This can very easily die in the line of duty🤣🤣🤣
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@MicahMutinda_
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2 years
@ledamalekina @IEBCKenya @citizentvkenya @CNN @JunetMohamed Whatever the case, you are losing to Tunai. Sad truth.
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@MicahMutinda_
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@Fuvukhan MicahMutinda_
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@MicahMutinda_
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3 years
@odera_steven @RobertAlai Na mkijua hakuna kitu mtafanyaa, si ikae tu?🤣🤣
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@MicahMutinda_
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3 years
@CisNyakundi @naivas_kenya I went to my local kiosk this morning and asked for brookside and I was given a packet of milk, why wasn't I given a set of breasts? Because there is nowhere on earth where brookside means breasts! @naivas_kenya we are watching.
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@MicahMutinda_
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3 years
@mmnjug Babu must be a village hooligan, hii matusi si ya mtu wa Nairobi😂😂
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@MicahMutinda_
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3 years
@justussila6 @MutahiNgunyi Raila is too old to have any energy left. He relaxed before he started. In short, Mutahi is telling us to prepare for a Hustler presidency which is long overdue!
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@MicahMutinda_
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2 years
@Rigathi22 This is the Kenya we want! Enough is enough.
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@MicahMutinda_
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4 years
@Don50630799 @jayp__morgan @FellMentKE Hiyo kuvumilia matabia ndio itafanya mchomane na sulphuric acid mzae.
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Micah Mutinda, HSC.
3 years
@WMMartha @oloojl We will support @WilliamsRuto mpaka mwishooo. Na hakuna kitu watatufanyia, alaa!
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@MicahMutinda_
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4 years
@itsRealkev @finesse__254 @styles_liqour Na siku utaoa wako tutamkula kama sense😂😂😂😂😂
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@MicahMutinda_
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2 years
@NationAfrica Is she trying to say assuming they did not go to her place hawangekula hiyo siku?
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@MicahMutinda_
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2 years
@IdaOdinga A young man called Oburu Odinga was nominated to the East African Parliament in Arusha.
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@MicahMutinda_
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3 years
@MangoesTen @CaptainDominicO No youth can vote for Raila. Even under duress!!
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@MicahMutinda_
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3 years
@MohdFai44905274 @ajplus Gaza is powered by Hamas. Hamas has all sorts of weapons from friendly states that support terrorism.
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@MicahMutinda_
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2 years
@M_Kagia @_Shawrie @MkulimaBm She asked about alcohol not bhang, Wajackoya's cousin wewe🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@MicahMutinda_
Micah Mutinda, HSC.
3 years
@WanguiNgirici Wangui please, Kirinyaga is NOT yet ready for your governorship. Seek re-election as the woman rep and see how 2027 will treat you. This is the sad truth mheshimiwa.
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@MicahMutinda_
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3 years
@ItsMutai Ama ndio wanatoa Magufuli's body?? All govts. are 'siri kali' unaeza pata alikufia huku Kenya tu.
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@MicahMutinda_
Micah Mutinda, HSC.
2 years
@AlexModscom I think we have been too selfish. So obsessed with getting whatsapp updates while we are not worried about @AlexModscom 's safety. We all know what is happening in his country. So, getting an update is secondary. The primary issue here should be, is Alex safe in the first place?
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@MicahMutinda_
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1 year
@AokoOtieno_ Academy or not, Babu wanted Dj Evolve dead.
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@MicahMutinda_
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3 years
@jumaf3 They almost conned me last year. Was almost commiting to paying them but something told me to recheck their physical address... The road name, not in Kenya😂😂😂😂
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@MicahMutinda_
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2 years
@Kenyans Kioni was Musalia Mudavadi's running mate in 2012 general elections. The duo went all around the country campaigning. Then came the voting day, where Kioni voted in that very morning, Musalia got zero votes and there were zero spoilt votes. What does this tell us? Kioni issa no!
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@MicahMutinda_
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3 years
@DCI_Kenya This is the true defination of SITUATION... You are torn between defending your own mother and kuchukua sheria mikononi.... Tricky.
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@MicahMutinda_
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2 years
@Petervaati_ We are not yet dome with KEMSA, atulie apangwe🤣🤣🤣
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@MicahMutinda_
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3 years
@ItsMutai Juliani is the typical example of a mosquito... A mosquito doesn't know how much sweet blood it would suck if it came silently.... Juliani should have kept this relationship away from social media and he would have enjoyed his new catch in peace..
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@MicahMutinda_
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2 years
@WMMartha But we are going to sort this kind of nonsense after 13th Sep. Freedom is loading!
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@MicahMutinda_
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2 years
@OleItumbi Whatever the case, Hustlers' victory is guaranteed.
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@MicahMutinda_
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3 years
@nikvedah1 @_falsi1ke This is so true.. And you'll go to one.
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@MicahMutinda_
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3 years
@MikeSonko Nimekwama hapo kwa 'Kavaluku'.
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@MicahMutinda_
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2 years
@AnneMbugua16 Please let him be. In the last general elections, I dissuaded a secondary school teacher not to resign and vie for MCA, he told his wife and they both stopped talking to me. He resigned, campaigned and got 10 votes. Na bado hawaniongeleshi, 5 years down the line. Nilikosea wapi?
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@MicahMutinda_
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1 year
@allarick3_ Nimefast na siezi kula mtu
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@MicahMutinda_
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3 years
@MutahiNgunyi @OleItumbi Director of Communications, UDA is Wanjohi Githae. -Director of Communication, Office of the DP is Emmanuel Tallam. -Digital communications strategist of DP Ruto is Dennis Itumbi. -Director of Communication, WSR Presidential Campaign is Hussein Mohammed. Grow a spine!
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@MicahMutinda_
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@AlinurMohamed_ Let me tell you somerhing, this is not the right way to bring up kids. Ian is 19yrs and an adult for that matter, he should carry his own cross. Mimi siezi shughulikia mtoto anachapa makarau kwa njia, si tukikosana kidogo nitachapwa hivyo hivyo?
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@MicahMutinda_
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3 years
@toshVictor @TonnyK61981734 @HEBabuOwino The punch and the bullet are one thing in this context.
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@MicahMutinda_
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2 years
@_GreatnessTupu Kusimp nayo siwezi, afadhali nilambe chuma moto!
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@MicahMutinda_
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3 years
@TomBalozi @Paulondeng @johnnjenga @KenyanTraffic Holding the tail is secondary. The primary question here is, how did he catch the leopard in the first place?? 😂😂😂😂😂
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@MicahMutinda_
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2 years
@HEAnneKananu We understand where your frustration is coming from.
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2 months
@Keerulanah WSR all the way.
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@MicahMutinda_
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3 years
@PoliticiansPre1 @nduyamuthama @RailaOdinga Both Kalonzo and Muthama will be in government. Kalonzo is about to join Hustler Nation. Raila will forever be in opposition.
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@MicahMutinda_
Micah Mutinda, HSC.
3 years
@owuorinc @RobertAlai Usikatae kunona sababu ya mabibi wa wenyewe nanii.. Bibi ya mtu issa noo!!
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@MicahMutinda_
Micah Mutinda, HSC.
1 year
@RailaOdinga Na mbona hamjaingia CBD and the way you were chest-thumping? Kubali hauna numbers, people moved on kitaaambo..
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@MicahMutinda_
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3 years
@gachie_n @shinanigans_ @naivas_kenya Incase you decide to sack those two men, kindly let us know tutawatafutia kazi @QuickmartKenya na tuhamie huko sababu there is no where on earth where 'brookside' means breasts. This morning I went to my local kiosk I asked for brookside nikapewa maziwa.
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@MicahMutinda_
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2 years
@only_I_en_I @Babuj_ How do you scam someone 1M is secondary. The primary question should be, how do you scam someone 1M and expect them to let you walk scot-free?
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@MicahMutinda_
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3 years
@viewsdey This is sad. I stand with Ukraine.
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@MicahMutinda_
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2 years
@fvckingrocky_ Tell me when you know.
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@MicahMutinda_
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1 year
@edwinsifuna Raila and peace cannot be in one sentence. Kuzimia and peace in one sentence is traumatising. It is 'killing' English.
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@MicahMutinda_
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3 years
@Philosopher254 @_kamau_ke @Onorpik He's not even overthinking..... He's arguing🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@MicahMutinda_
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2 years
@RailaOdinga And please address our President with respect. Who is Mr. Ruto??? Hata kama you won't call him President, he has a PHD and you have none, call him Dr. William Ruto.
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