@Asmali77 Looks like it will be tankers and rocket launchers.

@dekim_Kalvino Chewing muguka..

RT @epicstevens_: Catherine Matsisa, the founder of Samantha Bridal, amesema having a TV in the sitting room is a poverty mindset. 😭😅 https…

@Dr_AustinOmondi All his brains were in his stained teeth when he whitened them the brains left with stains.

@faultlessdave @Josh001J @_Briankorir 🤣🤣🤣

@gidikariuki Loyalty is our undoing.

@BalerionNbo Ikichomeka na jitreat vizuri🤣

@polo_kimanii @lotoscuffs_ That's how Samburu girls dress.Visit Rumuruti or Samburu county you will see.

@BalerionNbo @Its_Roddie Nishai ekelea multibet zikaingia.Advantage ni mmoja alikuja mchana nikadispatch by 5pm alikuwa wa alikuwa job akapitia 8.00pm alikuwa wa home. Siku ingine kujaribu bet zikaungua zote🤣🤣

@Josh001J @_Briankorir This is me naniko third floor.I wish I dated in 20s. Nidate Gen z, and they are not ready to settle. The ones ready to settle are single mothers. My only option is to bag a fat gal.

@PaulNjeule @AokoOtieno_ 🤣🤣🤣

@AntohLibra I respect her husband.

@Disembe Read about Lebanon and shut the fuck up.

@NjeriBt @amerix Get yourself a Somali.Its time to replace Havi.

@_Sakko I miss my foreskin!

@Ochieng_Wil @AtworiYa Imagine I don't understand even today.Mark you,it's one sheep per kid.

@mbiti_mwondi 🤣🤣🤣

@Ochieng_Wil @AtworiYa Jokes on you,in Kikuyu land, you have to give out a sheep to purify that.

@_Foi_T @judepatwang I have seen Uganda ,Nigeria, and Ghana celebrating.Its not a Kenyan thing only.This shows that there is more to something than meets the eye.

@ngwata_ @KCBGroup I paid their outstanding loan of 1500, and they blacklisted me in CRB. I called Metropol to update my status.