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Hello , I'm
@joan_reals
.
Automotive engineering student & overlanding enthusiast.
I tweet cars & everything in between.
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I often find myself thinking about this man alot.
What he had to say to his wife , his boss & children.
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No other Kenyan President has ever inspired a revolution against him within the first 2 yrs of office.
Not even Moi.
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Yesterday I planned to give lift to 7 people but ended up with 12 .
We left Nairobi around 7.30pm got to Kirinyaga close to 1am after dodging bullets along the way huko Thika Road. Like literally.
But when we got to Kirinyaga, there was a big problem.
The towns were still
Hi guys ,
I understand hakuna magari. If you are from Kirinyaga and you are stuck, kindly reach out via messages.
I have space for 7 .
I know its a huge risk I'm taking and so I pray only good hearted people will reach out 😭
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MPs who were paid to support the finance bill don't understand how we are protesting for free 😂😂😂
#REJECTFINANCEBILL2024
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Kenyans in diaspora aren't inciting us.
They have been to places where government works and taxes are put into good use !
They are telling us to fight cos we deserve better !
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Kenyans , if we lose this fight , the government will make sure it uses us as a lesson for any other Kenyan who dares raise his voice against bad governance.
We MUST win.
#RutoMustGo
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This accident was so bad that it threw the driver out of the car and literally hanged him on a tree.
Here's the funny part , he was found alive & in his hands , he was tightly holding a bottle of black label 😂 !!!
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A very big thank you to the young police officers who were anonymously giving our protestors heads up .
Y'all didn't betray our generation.
Keep it up !
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Not all stories are told.
Telling your colleagues such a story without video evidence would see them check you in a mental facility!
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The heat is evenly distributed hadi kwa vijiji .
MCA amekuja hapa carwash wakamfukuza saying he is a friend of our MP 😂😂😂
#Rejectfinancebill2024
#Freebilly
#Totalshutdownke
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Dear tweeps ,
Here's some very uncomfortable truth ;
We could single handedly be responsible of deaths of tens of Kenyans, abductions of many more and the crippling of our economy all thanks to the protest we started.
We are the people who pushed these protests that have
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I'm made to understand that you are a difficult man to advise but here me out
@WilliamsRuto
.
Whereas I can't promise you that this will stop the demonstrations , I can assure you that these steps can help reduce the heat.
1. Wake up to reality. No one is funding the protest.
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Public Apology.
In an earlier Quoted Retweet , I have termed MPs as a group of dogs.
This is wrong and shouldn't have happened.
I meant no disrespect to the dogs and neither did I mean to insult their loyalty.
Once again , I am sorry.
Goodnight
#Rejectfinancebill2024
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Someone sold me these when they were small .
Told me it's a rare breed of rabbits.
They've now grown up and turned into rats 🤦♀️.
Big rats.
And they are giving birth to more rats 😒.
Conmen everywhere!
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A very young guy was found floating in river thiba , Kutus today.
Police have since collected his body.
It's increasing getting very disturbing with so many young men and women going missing only for bodies to be found.
Very sad.
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The crocodile from eating toxic meat.
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This might be unpopular but I'll say it anyway,
With Raila being officially on Ruto's side , we face a new obstacle.
And the first one is for Railas die hard followers swallowing the bitter pill and accepting that a man they've respected and idolised since childhood is a
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Just got home from Nanyuki.
Well, you of something stupid I just did ?
Took this pic around 1.30am.
Found this lady in her 20s walking by the roadside.
It's a pretty much deserted area with no cars or homesteads anywhere close.
Just trees on either side of the road and a
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I hate to tell you this Kenyans but it's about time we stop paying the price in installments.
We need to pay this price once and for all .
Every night after demonstrations, they go on a k!lling spree .
For how long will it be like this ?
We either quit or change the
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I first spotted these boys in the rain around 5.30 am.
I was driving in the opposite direction so I just took a pic & drove by.
The rain increased and my conscience couldn't let me keep driving knowing I passed some kids sharing an umbrella in the rain.
So I turned around .
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Na si mtengeneze playlist yenye tutacheza teusday as we occupy parliament ?
1. Poor people land -Vibez Kartel
2.Nothing to Smile about - Morgan
3.........
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Everytime I see some abandoned car I always wish I'd know the story behind it.
Bt now this one....a whole bus abandoned in the forest....
What happened ? What led to this and what was its last trip ?
So many questions......
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GOAL IS TO REJECT THE FINANCE BILL NOT TO EDIT.
Send that message to your mps !
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Nimeendesha hii kitu from Luxembourg to Glasgow huko Europe.
Takes a gamer to relate 😂
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Nothing gives me more anxiety in Kenya than this truck.
I have been in this Business delivering cars from Luxembourg to London & I've never had them delivered this way !
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Hear me out ,
I'm not a political expert but this man is buying time !
He is a con man !
He is coning you and he is good at it!
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KMPDU or whatver it's called should go on strike till
@Dr_AustinOmondi
is set free !!!!
#FreeDrAustin
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This plain cloth police officer arresting protestors looks defeated by life already.
And still he has the courage to arrest those who are fighting for better economic times !
#resistfinancebill2024
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In Venezuela, the protest are on high gear and the big man is now on the run !
Even the police have joined the protest .
But you understand people are demonstrating day and night.
That is what we should do ! Demonstrate day and night till we win .
Count me in.
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The policeman didn't aim at Rex. He aimed at anyone within reach.
His intention was to kill just ANYONE.
Could have been You or Me !
This animalistic cop aimed at US ALL.
Rex just took the bullet for us.
We MUST fight for his Justice!!!!
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Whatever you do ,
Never let this thing be behind you when going down hill.
And
Never let it be infront of you when going up hill.
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For the last few months , I've buried my cows one by one to the last one .
The vet would come with different suggestions as to what might have lead the death but non was conclusive.
No one feeds my cows. I do it myself. Like I wake up damn early, drive to the farm
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Do you even check in your fellow Kenyans in Alaska ama nyinyi ni kuandamana tu ?
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I noticed my man only tips male waiters .
I was concerned like , could he be rainbowing 🌈 ?
Dude told me he only tips male waiters cos beautiful female waiters blv they are tipped cos they are beautiful & not as an appreciation for services.
Is that true ?
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Sometimes I stay awake at 3am feeling very ashamed on behalf of Ruto.
Forget Riggy G . Huyo haulizangwi.
Bt seriously what in Fs name is Ruto doing !
If you ever see me voting again call me a donk£y !
Yaani surely Ruto ma fiu fiu Ngai mwathani nginya ndangiconoka?
😭😭😭😭
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Daaamn !!!! This MF just gave Ruto a piece of his mind without fear.
Dang ! Kenyans you are fearless!!!
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Did you know there's a school in Kenya that teaches offroad and defensive driving ?
It's called Glen edmunds Advanced driving.
No , I don't know much about it , just found it interesting and thought of sharing.
Here's more information
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One day I suspected he was cheating on me bt I didn't know with who.
I got a new line and registered it on WhatsApp with a dp of a beautiful girl.
I saved it as Shiko Juja.
That night I started drama and took his phone.
Asked who Shiko Juja was...
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Lakini men from the mountain got ego.
A big one!
Dad wanted to buy a certain car so bad.
Not cos he needed it but it was being sold at a throw away price.
Buying it would mean he'd make crazy profit on sale.
But there was a problem.
He didn't have enough cash.
And there
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I took my Jamanishepherd for a drive today mtu ya health akaniambia akiniona town tena na hiyo container ya rabies atairoga na anifunge 🥺
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Lakini dating a guy from your area (village) is embarrassing.
His mom alikuwa ameleta pesa ya group kwetu akafukuzwa na Turkey 🦃 mbio akipiga nduru😂😂😂.
I was asleep so I woke up to chaos.
My Mama be like
"nyùkwe araùgithio mbù nì mbata wì toro "
(Your mom in-law
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Today I landed in a ditch and a group of villagers helped me out. I told them ntanunua chai nkirudi.
So when I was in mwea , I bought rice , unga , maize,beans etc and took to their homes.
We are more like neighbors so I know their homes.
Their wives were so happy.
Men weren't 😂
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This reminds me of a time I got dramatic , got out of the car and said I'll take a matatu home.
Ilikuwa btwn chaka and Narumoru.
I expected him to beg me back into the car bt instead he handed me my handbag and phone.
Weeeuh ! Si jua ilinitandika proper as i waited for car
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Daamn !
This morning I've experienced just how strong a father figure can be 😂.
I'm at my uncles place & we preparing kids for sch.
The last born starts throwing tantrums for no reason.
The mom even beats him bt hakanyamazi.
Then moment the dad comes, even without saying a
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I park there so that I can frighten my car only to find another car there 🥺.
I wait for the driver .
He comes and I ask him to pull his car so that I can frighten mine.
Dude tells me he also parked there so as to frighten his 😂.
Damn lack of money gets our cars frightened 🤦
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Time stamp
02.42 Am.
A friend started avoiding me when I told her my favourite parking (chill) spot is at the cemetery in Kerugoya.
Unlike tonight, I love it best when there's moon for I can park & stare at the graves for hours.
Okay, before you judge me, let me tell you
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You couldn't figure out the right man to make babies with but you are able to figure out Hanifa 🤔🤦♀️.
Figure out your life first 🚮
I genuinely thought Hanifa's role in this was a genuine push for justice. Always thought her role in the bigger more sinister picture was inadvertent and naive. But alas! The truth is truly stranger than fiction.
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I DON'T like demonstrations .
I HATE the thought of someone leaving home this morning and not getting back alive .
Could be me or another .
Demonstrations aren't a cup of tea.
I'd love us to give
@WilliamsRuto
a chance to fix his mess.
A chance to do wrongs right !
A
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Your headlights in full should shine to about 120 meters.
Low beam should do about 60 meters.
When a car is doing about 110km per hr , you are covering about 30 meters per second.
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Lakini telling the world that you literally used to lick him is where you draw the line 😊🤗.
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Someone tell me the name of this isuzu truck.
I wanna mention it by name as I pray tonight.
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Dear Kenyans ,
It's 3.10 am.
Allow me to think wild.
What if we all decided to get out on the streets right now and get them off guard?
Buy the time driver wa kiloli cha maji anashuka bibi , tuko state house already!
Who is with me !?
#RutoMustGo
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Hello , I'm Joan.
Automotive engineering student & overlanding enthusiast.
I tweet cars & everything in between.
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My immediate neighbour is a school bus driver.
Everyday by 4.30 am he is out headed to work & only gets back home around 10.30 am.
This happens DAILY including weekends & holidays.
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Gitau Njuguna Gitau is one of the few Kirinyaga men who didn't fear spending money 😂.
Bt man registered the beast in Uganda where the process was cheaper Just like Murango did with his Jeep.
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My question remains, is it worth it having kids out in the rain as early as 5.30 am esp on a Saturday?
Is it education or a punishment really?
I feel sorry for them and I hope their education will one day pay .
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Weeuh. Hata maandamano ya Baba haijawahi fika hii level. This is personal.
Mkimkosa mnaendea familia mnarudi na phone numbers and residence 😂.
Nothing scares a man than knowing that his family is vulnerable.
Na sikatambe sana btw
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This is the reason I'll forever do the best I can to file NIL returns till I die.
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The owners of this car are always willing to sell their lung bt not this car.
There must be something so special about it that we don't know !
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We must be very clear on two things.....
1. Do we want Reforms in the government
Or
2. Do we want Ruto to go.
If we want Ruto to go , we can't make any other demand from his government other than asking for his resignation.
I mean ,
You can't ask him to
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Trying to raise your head and see your PSI is the most challenging thing esp when that pump doesn't beep loud enough 😂.
These pumps should be set in a way that you can park the car facing it.
Would make everything much easier.
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Is it okay to take back your gifts when they aren't appreciated ?😒🤦
After some fuliza here and there , I got myself enough cash to get him a pre valentines gift.
Couldn't really afford a rolex so I bought what I could.
After unboxing it , he looks at the receipt.
Dude be like , "hiyo pesa yote ukanunua saa na niko na simu na simu iko na saa 😳?
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Let us all be the voice for
@PropesaTV
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We must defend our freedom of expression!
#FreePropesa
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@kirawontmiss
For those who were born like this, you are beautiful in every way. Don't let someone chasing engagements make you feel low. You are awesome!
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People often ask how I manage being at school in Nairobi & back home in Kirinyaga almost daily.
See that Matatu. ? It belongs to Jose .
It leaves Kutus around 5am. I'm always there when I need to go to Nairobi bt as a conductor not as a passenger.I go collecting passengers along
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Someone didn't go home to his family reason being a bus driver suddenly thought it was wise to overtake on a continuous yellow line .
This is murder.
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After covid , I was short of business ideas.
I therefore decided to buy a Hearse. Infact I made
@betta_gitau
the brand ambassador.
I didn't know buying the lowering hear would be so expensive .
After equipping the Hearse, I was left with no cash to employ watu wa mkono.
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Quick Question...
On 8th of 8th , what would happen if they arrest one of us and we all board their vehicles ?
What would happen it they took one of us to the station and we all in our numbers peacefully surrender to their stations ?
What would happen if we become fearless ?
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Once in a week protest won't work.
We need to pretest day and night till he is out !
Everything must come to a stop till Victory is achieved !
#RutoMustGo
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If you found this somewhere on the ground , as a KENYAN , what would you do ?
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There's hope of restoration. It doesn't matter how long you've been out,ignored and in the cold....your restoration maybe just around the corner.
(Well, it's a Sunday ,had to make sh!t sound spiritual and inspiring for the culture 🤦)
Photo credits:
Sam Githaiga , Facebook.
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This morning Mama just walked into my room without knocking.
I protested & she apologised.
When I continued complaining she was like
"Na si nijuzi tu nikuwa nakuoshea hapa kwa hii tap iko karibu na barabara?
Watu wakipita unawasalimia ukiwa uchi? "
Sh!t got me traumatised 😂
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Forgive me for asking this sensitive Question,
But do they bring home bodies of those who die at everest ?
I mean , will they bring Kirui home.
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Hi guys ,
I understand hakuna magari. If you are from Kirinyaga and you are stuck, kindly reach out via messages.
I have space for 7 .
I know its a huge risk I'm taking and so I pray only good hearted people will reach out 😭
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Tonight my thoughts and prayers are with tomato farmers .
Aki hii season zimechoma mbaya !
Nyanya za 20 Kutus unabeba na gunia 🥺.
Viazi pia hadi tunapika chips kama stable food.
Cabbage ya 20 haiwezi toshea kwa demio.
Farmers are suffering 🤦♀️
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On a very serious note , how do you make a dog add weight ?
Been feeding this with top dog and still ni aibu tu 🤦 .
And the way it loves following me everywhere. Aibu !
Ama iko na minyoo ?
How do you get them to deworm ?
Don't mind the axe behind. No bad intentions 😂
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This right here could easily be the most arrogant , self entitled & ungrateful Kenyan.
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The roads are smooth , the bikes are fast but death is even faster approaching.
Have fun responsibly.
My heart literally stopped!
That man in black is always hungry for more 😕
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Ni "Pretty " not petty .
Lipia blue tick uweze kuwa unaedit.
Utashindwa na kumaintain gari na account ya twitter pia ikuweze 😂?
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Brokers wakiona hii they be like
" Hii spares utatoa wapi ? Utaauzia nani ? Haina resale ! "
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Here's a mistake that many people do in offroad. And that's sudden acceleration.
On the first attempt , after the front wheels were over the obstacle, the heavy acceleration just saw the car spin without any traction at all.
Sudden and heavy acceleration generates no traction!
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Takes me back in 2020 Nov.
We planned a date in Naivasha .
Forever I insist on us going 50/50 whenever we go out (sitaki tukikosana mtu aanze kusema "after all I did for you")
So we agreed I'll fuel the car & he would pay all other bills.
For some reason, he insisted on us
Kikuyu men are never beating the allegations 🤣
We're on a date with my bf, but he's also on a business meeting like 5 tables away from me😆😆😆
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Helping people can be difficult.
My friend sets of for a trip to Mt.Ololokwe.
Along the way her engine dies .
In this "girls only trip" none of the girls realised the temp gauge going all the way up.
She calls this dude from embu who happens to be my friend also.
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Kibe has always been stupid but he was paid to look more stupid than most of us thought he was.
Money is strong. Isn't it ?
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Right now there's a toyota owner who is having his drink on the balcony pretending he is enjoying the breeze but ni gari anachungulia isiende 🤦♀️
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We are in a funeral ceremony.
I want to use the toilet bt on getting there , someone had left a load on top. Maybe a kid .
I'm disgusted and before i turn back
, I see someone approach.
"Si huyu atafikiria ni mimi nimewekelea juu ? "
I say to myself....
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