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Went around asking classic car enthusiasts which classic car they would buy if money were no object.
Question is: If YOU could buy any classic car with no budget limits, which one would it be?
Retweet😇
🎥-
@directorcelfie
Full video on my YouTube
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An evil man will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes.
Goodnight Criminals.
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Unpopular opinion!! Thread.
Let's forget about cars for a min and talk about men for a min. Swear even if I was given a d!**k I'd reject it without a second thought. Let me tell you why !
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On today's TBT , let me take you on a walk down my most amazing times in Kirinyaga.
Wasn't always fun bt it was when it happened.
Thread......
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I remember a time I had this demio and went to Eastleigh Nairobi. Nikitafuta parking one of the parking guys akaniambia ,"Ama ulete haka nikushikie?"😭
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I've had the chance of owning both the Demio and Polo at different times in life and if you asked me which is the best , I'd tell you the Demio if I'm being very honest.
Here's why .....
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I really don't flaunt my body since I have something better to show which is my brains. Infact if I'm asked to shake what my mama gave me , I'd violently shake my head. She paid my fees & bt most importantly taught me the art of common sense application.
She gave me brains. Oky ?
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Kule Uhuru Park leo.
#ShujaazMemorialConcert
Guess the tweep who owns the car. Wrong answers only!
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You can't own a car and be afraid of losing friends.
This is because you must learn to say NO, I'm not giving you my car! And yes I don't need to give you a reason for that !
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If your man carries the logbook in his car all the time , huyo ni broker!!! Mnaweza kuwa mmenda out auzie gari kwa njia.
Today marks the day tulienda Chaka ranch in a probox tukarudi na matatu!
Nie aya andu ma🤦🏽♀️
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Long thread.
It was in that thicket by the roadside, right in front of my car where everything happened so fast !
I was on my knees and his zip was down when my boyfriend found us ! Okay , don't be like my man . Don't judge me before I tell you my side of the story !!!
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Ladies and car ownership has always been tricky in Kenya. As a lady , you buy a vitz , pale Ngara unapata a jamaa shouting at you like , "Ondoa siafu kwa njia !" You buy a Mercedes Benz wamama be like "unaona kanajifanya na gari ya sponsor!"
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We said a lady can build in her fathers compound and marry right ?
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Sometimes and for reasons I don't know , my face gets rough.
If I happen to post a pic my friends be like , "si utumie filters itafanya ukae smooth? "
And I'm like "FOR WHO 😂" ?
Goddammit if I wake up FEELING beautiful I don't need to LOOK beautiful!
Me will post me !
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You see this man ? Most likely he would be dead by this morning.
He most probably owes his life to a beardless "man" with a soft bt firm voice.See that lady in the police station?She's the one who cut the man not once but severally and wasn't about to stop till I took the risk👇
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But Kirinyaga men got audacity my friend weeeuh !
So this wamujamaa meets me having sugarcane Juice ( juice not muratina or makabo 🤦🏽♀️)...he comes straight to me and straight to the point ! "Mandam nimekuona nikakutaka! Weka number yako hapa "(as he hands over his phone )
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KMTC ? Well , maybe. Probably doing car nursing 😉.
On a more serious note , when you buy an old car, be ready to spend.
Barely a month since I bought the rav4 & I've had to change a tone of things.
Shocks,cv,tie rod etc.
Note. An old car isn't a cheaper way of owning a car !
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Can someone just get Murife out of my mind please? I need to concentrate on important issues 😒.But again ? How did it end for Murife 🤔?
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When I joined twitter , I was told this isn't Instagram. I shouldn't post too many pictures.
I tried to enquire who made the rules. That's when I learnt those rules were made by some bullies who are ugly enough and often do the world a favour by not showing their faces 😒
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Thread....
I made a post about German cars and a friend was like , how do I know I'm ready for a German machine ?
Easy . Writings are on the walls.
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Ignorance is expensive ! Let me tell you of how I lost a cool 200k via quack mechanics!
I had just bought my first landcruiser and Honestly, though I was good with cars , I knew very little about manual transmissions. I had one dedicated mechanic that I trusted more than Google
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left the salon straight to the house. Couldn't wait to show him my new hairstyle & I was hungry for his compliment!
On opening the door dude looked at me and was like
"kwani umewekwa mop kwa kichwa ?"
To be honest a man has never made me cry but that day I just broke down🤦♀️
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Did a practical video explaining torque and horsepower. For the full video here's the link 👇
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Girls are being taught what to expect from men. A man should provide and protect! But no one is teaching these girls of what men expect from them. Respect and appreciation being Irreducible minimum!
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5’5 on a good day!
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New year 🎉
Can’t wait to experience it to the fullest🤭
Happy birthday to the chicest, softest and most feminine version of me!
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Thread...
If you must date a car guy , date a German car owner! These people are used to toxic relationships. A relationship where you give more than you receive. Girl it doesn't matter how toxic you are but you can't be more toxic that a BMW that has seen it's better days !
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Basic knowledge? Maybe,maybe not. Click on the link to pick a few pointers on how to safely change a tyre.
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New addition to the family
Ladies and gentlemen....Meet Ravy!!!!!
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Selling your first car is like breaking up with your first love.
There will always be some kind of ties 🤦♀️.
I miss the rav4.
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Kirinyaga county. Just a cool place to chill and read a book or just get lost in your thoughts .
Mt. Kenya Kimunye on your way to castle .
If you are from Kirinyaga, consider visiting 😊
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Thread..,
If you ever get a lift in some old 4*4 there are some questions you shouldn't ask!
1.Don't ask if the A/c is working. Probably it wasast used on 17 December 1993. Instead, please ask if the diff lock switch is working.
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Looong Thread....
I have imagined of impossible scenarios like the landcruiser 70 series going auto or Ev, politicians speaking the truth and me not loving landcruisers but I've never IMAGINED a mubaba calling me "maitu" or even worse , one dying next to me in a "rúmú".....
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If the man doesn't know what she wants dude doesn't know what he wants in life!
If she slaps him , that's cute , he should grab her ass and kiss her ! If he slaps her , that's GBV ! Ninja should be in kamiti !
C'mon gentlemen you deserve better!
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Left right and center , there's alot of talk about empowering the girl child ! Impressive thought ! But on the ground things are different! They're teaching girls about entitlement not empowerment!
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Instead of that , they are teaching these naive girls that feminism is expecting this or that !
And these expectations are wild!
She plays with a vibrator all day and at night she expects you to perform better than that machine !
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This was Me back when I dated him.
I know we should let exes be but let me tell you of that kirinyaga dude.
I was just 18 when we started dating & he was 8 yrs older than me though he looked younger. Being my first man I loved him crazy .
But girl! Wasn't this jamaa weird!
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Refer to me as "my learned friend" from today!!
As I approach life's next adventure, I'm glad that i conquered this one
A degree hotter innit!!🧑🎓
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You fail to get her climaxing and she's gonna insult your manhood!
If a man gets angry and bangs a door he is toxic ! If she bangs the door, the man should ran after her ! If she doesn't know where she wants to eat the man should figure it out.
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From Kutus town , drive towards kianyaga & branch off at Rukenya.
Take Rukenya - Kimunye route and drive straight for 18km or so.
You are now in Mt.Kenya forest.
Lots of free places for you to chill on Sunday afternoons 😊
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Ladies , why do you wait to be picked ? Why can't you be the one picking? Is it that difficult?
So yesterday I did a thread about men. And some ladies felt I was trying to be good so as to be "picked".
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I took this pic sometimes back when the landcruiser ran out of fuel and I had to tow it back home using a Volkswagen. In terms of weight, the landcruiser is more than double the weight of the Volkswagen. But still in a way or the other the Volkswagen did the job .
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Some dose of off-road content😜. Watch full teaser on YouTube😇
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A friend asked me what the difference between a catalytic converter & a muffler and which one gets stolen . And I know most of new car owners confuse the two so let me break it down in the easiest way possible.
1. Catalytic converter. 2. Muffler
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Driving a manual isn't much of a flex ! Knowing how that gearbox works in relation to torque and horsepower the deal ! And that's exactly what I'm telling you about in this video
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It's been 30 mins since we brought this guy at Kerugoya General in a critical condition bt no one has attended him reason being mtu wa kupatiana card hayuko.
@AnneWaiguru
your government can do better on health care , right ?
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After about 2yrs of no see , I'll be having my hands on this Jalopy once again on the 25th of this month.
I've got very mixed feelings about it.
The memories, nostalgia & all.
I'll also do over 200kms reunion drive and yes , I'll show you Joan & Cassey 🤗
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This car has taught me how to be jealous . Infact it has made me realise how petty I can get !
I love it but it gives me that vibe of dating someone who is extra friendly and available to everyother Tom dick and Harry .
You see , the landcruiser Jalopy is proud . Its selective!
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Of Paying for failed injectors, broken fuel pumps and worn out clutches. So many emotions at a go. But the end will justify the means, totally worth it.
Prepare to be sick of me and the landcruiser when it's all done. Y'all aren't even ready!!!!
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In a world where manual cars & ICEs are dying , the only thing that seriously bother men is waking up before their goods ! I mean , waking up and finding their goods still asleep 🙄.
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First time car owners might think fuel is the only problem to deal with. Well , let me tell you a few more unique and very unseen issues that you must deal with.
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I had this gorgeous black BMW . It was an AMG ! Hooo ! Black leather seats! 16 inch low profile tyres !!!😂😂😂😂
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22 years around the sun.
To money & health
To opportunities
To God's everlasting favour
To happiness, prosperity and peace
To me🥂
A toast to 22🥂.
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Enough of my jalopy in the sun! I wanted a shed built . A dude charged me 1k . No way ! Nikaokota mbao mzee na hema ya mazishi😏. Girl did all this by herself with the help of another girl. My dowry just went up coz damn I'm a real package. Harambe ya mabati is on going btw 😒
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Anyway, for that car talk make sure you follow
@4low_Ke
Might not tell you much about men and women but you can check out my YouTube and I'll tell you of what I know 😊. Remember to subscribe.
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@mm_abdulhafidh
Tells alot about your upbringing and the women in your surroundings. Tells a thing or too about the kind of person you would be if you were a woman. Don't worry, you can always touch your toes for them.
Anyways, we hustle differently here Mr.
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I remember I used to give him money to pay bills whenever we went to out. That's because I didn't want to hurt his ego.
I'd let him keep my car and when I needed it I'd borrow as though it was his.
That was then.
Then Mr made money. Lots of cash.
Let me cry we will talk kesho🥺
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Haters will say nime colour clash. Fashionistas wataita colour blocking. Choose your struggle😂
Happy Sunday Saints and Sinners!
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Scrap mechanics in one photo. Who would have ever thought?😂
@alexmwanzo
#NCBAKMIMotorShow2023
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Wherever life takes you , make sure you pass by Kirinyaga County.
It's a beautiful place . Trust me.
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My dude is then like " wewe uko na mandilay sana huwesi saidika! " He then zooms off. Anarukia gari ya ngombe and all I hear is "Kamùrì " as his bull pulls the cart away 🤦🏽♀️.
Lakini enyewe kama kusaidika ni hivo mimi sitaki!!😂
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That landcruiser connoisseur crying that she was not invited in that mud challenge . how can you be invited when your car is leaking from every opening it has? People are conscious about environmental pollution
Rescuing landcruiser Prados is also something we do regularly as Porsche Cayenne drivers
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I used that cash for a new pressure plate on a make up kit coz I matter too 😉.It's not always about the jalopy. Or is it ? By the way I'm a few steps from my graduation🤪
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I vividly recall pumping the brakes in vain & the steering feeling extremely light. There's no bad accident like the one you know it's happening and there's nothing much you can do to prevent it ! That was my situation. I knew the crash was inevitable.30 seconds felt like 30 yrs
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Sijui ati the beautiful ones aren't born. Show me something more beautiful than this !!!!! SHOW ME !!!!!
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One of the best ways to live with a car successfully is constantly asking the WHY question.
Your battery is draining quick ?
Don't just get it fixed. Try and understand why that's happening.
For example.
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My experience inspired me to start a YouTube channel sharing all I know about cars. It's absolutely free. You just need to subscribe to 4low KE on YouTube also follow my car page
@4low_Ke
where all we talk about is cars
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@njoroville
Don't try to box me.
Also this is my opinion, you don't have to necessarily subscribe to it. Good day!
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I'd comfortable live in such a small house for the rest of my life.
Life doesn't need to be complicated . Keep it simple and be happy.
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Once upon a time , long ago , I'd never post a pic on these streets cos I'd be bullied 😂.
And when I did , I'd hide my forehead 🤦.
Now y'all can roast me for all I care 😂. By the end of the day I could pay for that blue and get that dollar 😂
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Rebranding and making a comeback on YouTube today. First video drops at 4p.m.
Mtapenda!!
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On the screen saver I see a lady and two kids .
Out of curiosity I ask my wamujamaa " hawa ni nani ?" Dude is like wachana na hao ni mimi unandil na yeye si hao. Hao ni watoto na bibi "
Weeeuh ! At this point Sijui nicheke ama nilie!
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How was that lady able to keep a straight face all through 🤣🤣🤣?
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Before setting for the rav4, I did flirt with the thoughts of a toyota surf (5L) .
However I wanted something small but able. That's where the rav4 comes in. It's not capable offroad like our Landcruiser but it has a much better on road feel.
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I had to sell the other gearbox in parts and at a loss ofkoc 😭.
Lesson is simple , invest in a good garage, informed mechanic & also in knowing how your car operates and you will save lots of money !
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Let's start with the Polo.
Though small , Polo feels very powerful. It has amazing picking , stability and handling. The car feels more classy than the demio and though its turbo charged , it has better fuel consumption thanks to the dsg .
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If you are born in 3rd world country, life has already scored one goal against you.If you don't come from a rich family,two goals!If you are an orphan 3 goals!
We aren't starting this race from the same point.Let people celebrate their small goals.Wengine tumekazana kufika hapa
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Very few things can beat the thrill of having a car that got the ability to go just anywhere.
A car that knows no limitations whatsoever.
Powered by a 2700cc v6 & automatic transmission with an optional 4WD , this absolute beast could be yours to take!
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Yaani Peter ndari anyúa rwenji !
Moral of the story ?
1.Always buy a lady owned Toyota fielder , original paint with a dashcam like this one that I'm selling .
2. Don't be quick to judge. Things aren't always as they seem.
3. Be slow to anger .
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