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@Mswahili_001
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Flight to Saudi Arabia,these ladies are very happy and excited 🙂
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@Mswahili_001
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She hardly changes her wig since I was born,I don't know why
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@Mswahili_001
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What have you ever heard about this house?
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An old photo of His Excellency Francis Atwoli and the young Johnson Sakaja
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@Mswahili_001
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Respect all firstborns❤️❤️
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@Mswahili_001
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Nliwachana na mambo ya mpira, napikiwa tu bila stress
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@Mswahili_001
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Parents pay fees but students just decide to be mannerless in school,who should we blame?
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Best caption wins,let's start 😀😀
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@Mswahili_001
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Selling each at Ksh 422 , please surport my hustle
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@Mswahili_001
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Fear this gender😂😂🚩🚩
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@Mswahili_001
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"Umetoa wapi number yangu?" Reply as a Kenyan gangster 🙂
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@Mswahili_001
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Kwani what's KFC in full?
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@Mswahili_001
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Which jobs are the highest paying in Kenya?
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@Mswahili_001
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Any random advice to these students?
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@Mswahili_001
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Hawa wanaeza kua wa University gani?
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@Mswahili_001
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Huyu anaeza kua Fresha wa campus gani
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@Mswahili_001
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I thought all unmarried Muslim ladies are virgins 💔
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@Mswahili_001
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Which is the most beautiful university in Kenya?
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Kitambo I used to wonder why Muslim ladies have short nails ...
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Which was your favourite setbook back in high school?
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Sharing keja with a fellow man sio kitu rahisi,nimekipitia..
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@Mswahili_001
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Avoid sex with older people than you, you will get old so fast
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@Mswahili_001
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Which are some of the unwritten laws/rules msee mgeni kuingia Nairobi anafaa kujua.
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Which addiction is the hardest to quit.? 1. Sex 2. Masturbation 3. Drinking 4. Smoking. 5. Gambling
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Any advice before I join campus on September?
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@Mswahili_001
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"...ati umesema anaitwa Azziad Nasenya?"
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@Mswahili_001
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Is Mungai Eve an interviewer or content creator
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@Mswahili_001
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Makosa ni ya nani hapa
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@Mswahili_001
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Good-bye Kamene Goro,so sad for Obinna but nashuku mshawai fanya kitu
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Please surport my hustle,I see each @ ksh735 ,they're so tasty
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@Mswahili_001
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Sonko alicheza safe,aliingia game dakika ya 89 na team ikawin😂😂 but Siri ni maombi🙏
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Which kamba word do you know?
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@Mswahili_001
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" Ulisema huyo mwizi amevaa koti ya grey ? "
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Pale highschool setbook performances 😛
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@Mswahili_001
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Returning Offers taking positions ahead of #Maandamano #SabaSabaMarchForOurLives
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@Mswahili_001
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Ile greatness hukua hapa... wwwuuueeeh 😍 , anyway.. we're back to chase the degree
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Best caption wins ,let's go 👇
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This is bad manners and unacceptable,I blame the teachers
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An old picture of Francis Atwoli and His Excellency Hon Johnson Sakaja at a younger age 😂😂
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"..I cannot date a broke guy.." Meanwhile her 👇
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@Mswahili_001
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Avoid wanawake wa ploti
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Unapiga simu Kwa redio uchezewe Ngoma ya nini,si you just use that airtime ununue mbs you download the songs you want
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Kabla ya Maheremu kufa alisema nimchungie bibi yake
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"Beb I'm pregnant " Reply as a Kenyan man😀
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@Mswahili_001
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Alafu bado mtakula hizi mikate? 🤮
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@Mswahili_001
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Are you a woman below 27yrs tired of being used with men and you are ready to build a home ? Simiti ni bamburi
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@Mswahili_001
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At first I thought ni comrade wa Kisii University 😂😂
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Bro ebu ingia WhatsApp kiasi, kuna kitu nimetuma
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Imagine you are the guy,and answer these ladies😂😂
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This Story of Juliana Cherera makes me remember how difficult it was to get a very beautiful gal in a Mathematics Contest and Symposium......🥺💔
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Nliwachana na mambo ya mpira saa hii ni kupikiwa tu
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Meet Kwamboka,a 23year old,she has declared her dowry will cost ksh 1.42M and she's a virgin
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Reverend Victor Githu has scored 133 marks in KCPE with a straight A in CRE.
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Never kill yourself because of a woman she will come to your funeral with another man ,this has happened to me twice😩😩
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One two one two testing,hii inaitwa high jump technique
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Short story 😂😂
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@Mswahili_001
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Diana B at 5 years old
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It was a successful year for me 🙏
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@Mswahili_001
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So what's next after finding out that she's not a virgin as she used to say.
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Kazi ya Zip Kwa toja za madem hukua ya kazi gani?
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I'm having a hard time to overcome alcohol abuse, please help
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Students wa Prof George Magoha pale Maseno University after kuskia amededi yet ilifaa wafanye CAT kesho
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Huskii Pwani University wamefanya sacrifice
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We're now done with Vera Sidika Shikwekwe,next in the line should be Kamene Goro
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Huyu alikam kurealise his girlfriend was dating with a lecturer, ingekua wewe unaeza fanya aje?
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Kenya does not need a president in 2022.We need to be single for some years so that we can heal and find ourselves 🥺
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@Mswahili_001
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@city_digest Is this the same lady
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Begging in Nairobi CBD pays
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Shoot your shot bro,maybe her defense is like Manchester United.😂 Elon Musk
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Memories we lost 😩 hii game ilikua inaitwa aje in your local language
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Let's pray for the youth,like huyu comrade imebidi akue na mumama ndio apate doh 😣 apo campus,it pains me 💔
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One day ,am gonna have everything I prayed for 🙏🙏
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If a man is defined with the size of the pocket (money) ,then what about a woman?
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Meet Georgina wa Baha ,she has said that anadai new marriage and her dowry is worth 3.2Million
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Caption this 😂😂
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Should the government Ban Club Photography?
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Forget about DCI Juja ,omwamba killed the show in the Oribi tour
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Mama mboga after kumwomba change : "Wacha nikuagaririe"
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Majimaji rebellion 😩😩
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I'm an alcohol addict 😢,I need help to overcome this, nimeshindwa 💔
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African Presidents queing for lunch in Buckingham Palace , London
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Nini inaweza fanyika ukitupa mfupa ya nguruwe kwa Mosque?
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Ni Valentines,nionjeshe kidogo tu,pasta hatajua
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@AzziadNasenya "...ulisema anaitwa @AzziadNasenya ?.."
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Boyfriends' day ni ya vijana wadogo,sisi wazee tunategea Father's Day
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Churchill after kuosha waumini na inactive link for #ShushaNyavu
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Remove sex and money from a relationship, you will find more ladies with no reason to be in a relationship They want care but they don't add any value to your life. #MasculinitySaturday
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So if you want to marry a Muslim you have to convert to Islam,what's your take on this
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Me ni fresher, I met a 3rd year girl a week ago akasema she likes me, Jana when we met and went to bed she refused tutumie protection, akasema she's allergic to latex, nifanye aje wangwana
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Sex before marriage is a big sin
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Any random advice to this Chief
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Umeskia io Mzee ya kuzimia amakuita Gachietha...
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Naona miaka inasonga kusonga,hey @SafaricomPLC ,Zuri ameolewa?
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Which was your favourite Setbook back in highschool ?
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Never known working in a mortuary has lots of benefits 🥵
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A cool photo of Kawira Mwangaza and Mithika Linturi greeting each other,what could they be saying to each other?
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Hii ata mikutano ya nyumba kumi haiwezi kututenganisha
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How old were you when you knew that AM & PM are Swahili abbreviations meaning Amka Mapema and Pumzika Mapema
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And if tomorrow comes,may God help 🙏 us not to forget the bonds of yesterday 😩
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