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@Messerschmied14
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Well hopefully the goblin wallet also had a goblin ID with an address on it so you can go there and kill more goblins.
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Someone took the time out of their day to turn an uncolored wojak their own skin color, as if making a bitter meme about being rejected by a white girl wasn't pathetic enough.
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@WomenBeingAwful Riiiiiiight.
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@JackBlox_YT
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@dan3mals If you gave a group of 20 people the task of deciphering the meaning of this video the end result would probably be MKUltra
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@Messerschmied14
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You saw a story of two blonde elves being in love forever and decided to make a version where the princess is a coal burner?
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@RanaForoohar
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Excited that the classes I’ve been teaching at ⁦ @columbiajourn ⁩ are landing with some students 😀
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@persecutedsgin Why is he kicking almost entirely with hip flexors instead of lifting the knee then pushing out? How was he already becoming laboured at the end? How does he have so much money yet can't seem to afford decent instruction?
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@Messerschmied14
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If only you knew how deep the feud of Crips vs Bloods really went...
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@Messerschmied14
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"Some of you may go broke... But that is a sacrifice I am willing to make"
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@GeorgeTakei
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Americans: We can endure higher prices for food and gas if it means putting the screws to Putin. Consider it a patriotic donation in the fight for freedom over tyranny.
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@Messerschmied14
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@17minvtes @Uma__Mordida Why couldn't the maker of Brazilian Miku just make an original character instead of turning fair Miku brown?
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@SkateDont You can't even open Ps in 5 seconds lol.
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@Messerschmied14
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Choose your path wisely. . .
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@brielarson "You never should have come here" Roll for initiative.
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@morrowind_rtf
morrowind.rtf
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Big deal. 'Lord Nerevar is coming back to save Morrowind.' About time, I say. Where was he when the Empire walked in here and took over?
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@Messerschmied14
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@NMN2021 @holy_BASED I just fact checked it. It's real.
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@TheAngelKing47
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Blowing up brown kids 👍🏿💅😜 Blowing up white kids 🤢😡🤬
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I don't think these people know what "off the grid" means.
@creation247
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐏𝐮𝐫𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐞 🇺🇸
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Whats your goal for 2023?
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Because it goes harder than anything. Wehrmacht/Teutonic Order/HRE LARP will always be peak and dusky skinned expats can't understand because they are inherently gay.
@RWApodcast
Russians With Attitude
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I just don't understand it, they have a newborn fledgling nation & the ability to create any national identity they want, no matter how random and phantasmagoric, and every single time they choose to LARP as an army from 80 years ago that was defeated by Russians.
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@CL0WNPlECE @anundyingfloppa Samurai with a sallet, breastplate, and cruciform longsword? The man was a real KNIGHT.
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@Messerschmied14
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Congratulations to WHITE SUPREMACY for winning a huge victory today.
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@GeneforTexas
Gene Wu
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Congratulations to WHITE SUPREMACY for winning a huge victory today.
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@TheCleanCarClub
CLEAN CAR CLUB
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Which country makes the best cars?
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@Messerschmied14
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Yeah? Well I just killed over fourteen hundred communists this evening, using nothing but an ice pick, two liter jugs of coke, and mentos. I have just as much proof and less history of lying.
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"And then some black guy stole it. Can't have shit these days."
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@Messerschmied14
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@LumpyTheCook What's also funny is if the game follows 5e close enough yeah no shit Humans are the most common, because Human Variants are absolutely busted at lower levels by getting a feat at level 1.
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@WormwoodReturns "I GOT YOUR BACK PUTLER" "Actually I think brown people are p-" "I'M GOING TO BAT FOR YOU PUTLER" "I love Je-" "I WILL LEAD THE WHITE REVOLUTION FOR YOU PUTLER"
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@Messerschmied14
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if a half naked girl can get 1000 likes, how many can our troops get?
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@Messerschmied14
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“We’re going to kill those guys and take their stuff. But no picking up random harlots, is that clear?”
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@TheBroHenderson @ScythianB @whoajack1 @JohnsonJeffro “We’re going to kill those guys and take their stuff. But no picking up random harlots, is that clear?”
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@Messerschmied14
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Japan is rightful land of Scythians, the Sons of Isaac (real)
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@CollieCarlista @WillyTheWendigo Because Pitbulls actually kinda suck. They can be viscous, but are kinda lacking in actual ability
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@ShaneeMc @persecutedsgin *Piker gets instantly smeared by Hyde* Piker: I am bleeding... Making me the victor.
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*launches thermobaric bomb* "Dodge this oven."
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@qwerty14117587
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'Survived Hitler, murdered by Putin': Survivor of four Nazi concentration camps killed by Russians
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We need to ban wizards from sports.
@CBSNews
CBS News
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A Florida teen rescued a 7-year-old little leaguer from a dust devil that suddenly appeared.
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We wasn't sleeping he was praying for the cringe convention to end.
@MentallyDivine
Brian Baez
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Donald Trump fell asleep at the Republican National Convention… WHERE IS THE MEDIA COVERAGE ASKING ABOUT HIS STAMINA?? #SleepyDon
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You actually can't be right wing unless you support lynching people who do these things.
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"scared" lol no, I was just raised by two loving parents who taught me to value things such as Honor and Loyalty is all. I am disgusted by contemptuous things such as drugs, gays, and cheating wives. That's the foundation of being right wing btw.
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"hurrrr you can't do anything to fight bad things it makes it stronger" -200 IQ take. For starters, one of the best ways to cut down the demand for porn is to make it less accessible to 11 year olds (average age of first exposure)
@ReviewsPossum
Possum Reviews
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You can't legislate away the demand for porn, so banning it would only create a yet another black market revenue stream for organized criminals, and result in even more human trafficking and exploitation with the lack of government oversight. Just like the failed war on drugs.
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@Messerschmied14
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Rare photo of a 19 year old taken the moment he becomes 20:
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@souljahrisfaith
souljahri
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dudes turn evil if they're still a virgin at 20
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@ComradeDoyIe Me staring directly at it
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"Italian food is bland" is a statement that upon making any intelligent creature would think "Wait a minute. Am I insane?" This content creator, however, is instead an african.
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My friends who travelled to Italy said the same thing the only thing that’s seasoned is the cured meats and cheese 😭
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So, lemme get this straight, you saw signs written in English and Hebrew supporting bestiality, and that inspired you to post an American Jewish revenge fantasy against the only government in the 20th century to enact legislation to penalize bestiality instead legalize it?
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@Messerschmied14
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Plot twist that everyone sees coming: The undercover officer is just the Fed carrying out the false flag.
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The NYPD plans to deploy undercover officer in select theaters for Joker's opening weekend.
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@uncle_deluge B, from the energy causing everything on the bottom plate to bounce up. That is actually a common reason for warping while forging a knife or sword, the force put into the anvil causes the blade to hop up everywhere on the anvil but where the hammer is holding it down.
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"Ahhh, God has graced us yet again with a wonderful vista here in beautiful Germania. Please, enjoy this photo" "Heh, telling lies yet again, huh, Reddit? It's just the countryside lol"
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@reddit_lies
Reddit Lies
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Redditor is awestruck at… The German countryside?
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@Messerschmied14
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@1ch190 @michaelsamonela @to3st Naw, he possesses all the knowledge. He isn't even fat, those rolls are his auxiliary brain storage pockets. Next level IQ, unlimited memory.
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@toxoplasmosii
renni
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so round and aerodynamic. everyday I train for a chance to obtain this level of orb.
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Never forget the 130 gorillion indigenous Americans strangled to death with smallpox blankets by dudes with buckles on their hats named James.
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@BrainLeakage03
Brain Leakage
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#DnD discourse in my circles today: Randos: “Playing a fighter is boring. You just hit enemies with a sword.” #BrOSR : “The hireling rules make the Fighter a dynamic leader of men, even at low levels. You should try them out.” Randos: “But I want to hit enemies with a sword!”
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CONFIRMED: Libtards think armor works like in New Vegas, and simply increases your damage threshold regardless of where the attack lands on your hitbox.
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@LookAtMyMeat1 Reject being down bad. Ascend. Choose Goldmask.
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@Bolverk15 Also in the east: Mobile base crawlers that call down orbital missile strikes, mind controlled deathclaws, massive amounts of vertibirds, giant robots. NCR presence in New Vegas: like, 30 dudes with AR-15s. Which one would you go after if you had machetes and football pads?
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"That wasn't very Völkisch of you"
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The average IQ of the men "tried" at Nuremberg was two standard deviations above the mean.
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@Ron4California
Ron Bassilian
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Have you ever known an intelligent antisemite?
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Man, the Netflix Adaptation of Final Fantasy is really coming along, I see.
@annimagining
ᡣ𐭩 ⊹ ˚₊𐙚⋆𝓪𝓷𝓷𝓲 ⋆𐙚₊˚⊹ ᡣ𐭩
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tifa lockhart has me feeling like a total badass 🥊 📸 @Merchaunt #blackcosplayerhere
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Sorry ukr bros but it's over, Kleechads have entered the battle.
@ru_sky_
Ruslan Ostrovsky
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"They stand against the Propaganda of the LGBT, and for Traditional Values".
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this joke *still* isn't funny even after years of posting it over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and ove
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@Messerschmied14
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@ultimaniacx4 @ChiseHatoriFan First off, yes. A few seconds or minutes of pain is not a big deal. Second, magically sterilizing an entire race and damning them to a lifetime of living truly hopelessly is worse than invading them with physical force and giving them a chance to struggle for survival.
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>Elon takes the fight to the ground >gets a hold of Zucc's leg >it detaches >Zucc hisses and skitters away >the leg keeps moving
@MarioNawfal
Mario Nawfal
1 year
JUST IN: @elonmusk begins training with for his highly-anticipated fight against Mark Zuckerberg His training partner, Lex Fridman, says he was "extremely impressed with his strength, power, and skill, on the feet and on the ground. It was epic" However, Lex believes Elon and
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@FootCondenseur Even after what we have done to him, he still keeps vigil, sealing the cursed and the cringe in his room, so that he may spare us mortals.
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"I agreed with the Lawful Good side but they expected me to be Lawful and Good. I'm joining the Chaotic Evil side!" -person who was never Lawful Good
@revenant_MMXX
⚡☈ᴇᴠᴇɴᴀɴᴛ💀
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If these women "largely agreed with right-wing ideas," why would they be so upset about being expected to actually adhere to those ideas? The refrain is basically "we need to appeal to the other side and compromise," which you'd never hear from someone with sincere convictions.
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Actually turns out I don't have to be okay with it. I ran the numbers, consulted the fact-checkers, and used Science and discovered that when bipedal excrement destroy civilization out of spite and hate it is actually an evil thing that you never have to be "perfectly fine" with.
@stillgray
Ian Miles Cheong
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If you’re proud that Europeans conquered and subjugated other people then you should be perfectly fine with the same thing happening to France right now. They’re being conquered and they’re surrendering without a fight. That’s how it works.
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*calls 911* "Uugh, I'm hurt, I need you to send the anime tiddy wagon, stat!"
@GideonOnGaming
Giddy Kong: The Gaming Ape
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American culture has finally been enhanced with waifus! 😊
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@inksaw114 @ReviewsPossum They don't want to. Because Tolkien elves aren't just humans with pointy ears, barring a few exceptions they generally have better things to do than seek plunder or dominate others' wills.
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@JamesMoomin lmao the stock sad music while still using that goofy font
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This is the exact opposite of how getting conquered works.
@GranTorinoDSA
Comrade Stump
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russian america would rule. imagine all the hot slavic broads replacing certain american ones.
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*staring at drawings of elf girls* "Hitler would have loved this" *😭😭😭😭😭*
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The haters dream of having this level of drip
@StopAntisemites
StopAntisemitism
2 years
We are nauseated to see a man has dressed up as Adolf Hitler to celebrate Halloween at the U. Wisconsin Madison With antisemitic incidents on the rise at both this particular school and across the country, this costume was meant to do one thing, and one thing only - spread hate
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Being American means trying to find a job to pay for rent and student/auto loans just to have the actual, literal 56% mutt meme boy fuck with you for the amusement of Netflix-binging consumers.
@TheAVClub
The A.V. Club
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Gaten Matarazzo's cool new Netflix prank show is all about screwing with people trying to find work
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Most the replies are "erm, it's not a demon. Source: Its worshipers" Yeah well I've seen enough of it's worshipers to know that whatever they take moral instruction from is evil.
@AFpost
AF Post
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90-foot statue of Hindu demon Hanuman erected in Houston, Texas. It is now the third tallest statue in America. Follow: @AFpost
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@Duke96226737 @LumpyTheCook Now that I look into it, it doesn't seem like they have Elven Accuracy yet either, damn. I'll refuse to play that trash heap until I get my broken Elf builds. Larian Studios is conspiring against the based Elf/Human Munchkin alliance.
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my local crackhead when he's watching the court case in hell and it gets broadcast on national TV that he got zapped and stunted on by the Fischl Glock
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This theory crumbles to dust when you consider the fact that anime girls are White. The idea that they are asian is a fallacy that plagues those who lack the wisdom to perceive Truth, and it often leads to fates worse than death, such as yellow fever.
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@BronskiJoseph
Joseph Bronski
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Why do right wingers like anime so much? Right wingers online tend to be low in agreeableness. Asians are also very low in agreeableness compared to whites -- Asian women were less agreeable than white men. Maybe anime is low agreeableness and this attracts online RWers.
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"Kill philistines. Behead philistines. Roundhouse kick a philistine into the concrete. Slam dunk a philistine baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy philistines. Defecate in a philistines food. Launch philistines into the sun. Stir fry philistines in a wok. Toss philistines into-
@TheSkeptic4122
The Skeptic
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Definitely not a wholesome book, should be rated R 😂
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"Steak, eggs, and hashbrowns? Pathetic, such slop could never compare to the decadence of soy cubes suspended in seed oil and cornstarch. China numbah one."
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Restore gender roles
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Jews make a dollar, the White Man makes a dime That's why I play Girls Frontline on company time
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