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@toxoplasmosii
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they/it • 21 • autistic • seals & cats
profile art by @ si_ku
Joined May 2023
can someone photoshop him strapped to one of those big spinning wheels that you throw knives or tomatoes at
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does anyone have the version of this where it goes like doioioioioioing.
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I know small kittens are always tempting yall but if you adopt an adult or older cat they will look at you with that exact expression of love every day for the rest of their life . they know suffering and they know that you saved them from it.
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sometimes kitties do this when their little nosies are cold ❤️.
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I tried reverse image searching this cat because I desperately want to find out who it is… I failed… but I did find another angle
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I don’t have a clever caption for this. but please appreciate her wonderful shape
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are you seeing this
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diverse range of toys? mix of wet and dry food? he must’ve done so much research for that little baby 😭.
obsessed with the tiktoks of the guy who found a kitten under his trailer and despite being a self proclaimed cat hater has fallen in love with her. look at all the toys. he loves her
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because Sphynx cats don’t have fur, they have special skin care needs . they need regular baths to keep them healthy (unlike cats with fur) . some of them enjoy these baths and it is quite cute :).
in recent developments i've been into these videos of a sphynx cat who loves taking baths and splashing the water
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this is like that part in Ao Oni where you get to the jail cell with like 20 different variations of the monster
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forcing a big brand to post “I love fart pog” is next level.
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Terrifying. This photographer is being consumed by The Sludge.
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this video makes me want to raise my hands and cry like an old lady in church
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her: you better not be earless cat when I get there . me, unable to hear her:
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DO NOT PET SEALS. They CAN and WILL BITE YOU. You can LOSE LIMBS from a seal bite. Also, many seal species are protected so it’s also illegal! LEAVE THEM ALONE.
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I hate AI content farms but this made me laugh unfortunately
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baby seal enjoying the tide and banana posing
@toxoplasmosii just got my wisdom teeth pulled, could you send me funny seals for comfort.
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can you reply with pictures of your cats I am not doing well.
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non-believer: there’s no way that cat knows the last letter of the word “pumpkin” . Dou Dou the literate:
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I’m scared
this is like that part in Ao Oni where you get to the jail cell with like 20 different variations of the monster
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this one is also required viewing. ggehh… haaaah hahhh… pluh…
it occurred to me that some of you have never seen this video… enjoy. btw all replies must be quotes from the video no exceptions.
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medieval peasants: please sire! we are starving! . the king: oooughh
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magnificent. a new shart for my shallection.
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the hand of god touches the beast, imparting omniscience upon its feeble mind. it cries out, overwhelmed by the weight of infinite knowledge.
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Baby seals are actually Nature’s Torpedoes and they explode on impact! Watch Out! Oh God! It’s Too Late!
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uncle bao had his tummy shaved and now his subjects mock him
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I wish I was a seal and it was my seal birthday and everyone was staring at me lovingly as I eat my special seal birthday treat
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in honor of autism awareness month I am posting the stimming seal again
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I love how she is a girl and a female and she is not male and her name is Dou Dou
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I love baby seals I really do. but wow. they can’t do anything.
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she’s pregnant. she’s pregnant and you’re shaming her.
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this is how it feels to be sick and very congested.
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this is so graphic. the moment of the execution.
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cashier: will that be cash or card? . Dou Dou:
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two seals, sentenced to life in the goop, embrace and mourn their fate
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tw animal abuse . this shit is actually so disturbing. purposefully upsetting the cat then unleashing her on the dog, who then pins her down, scaring her even more. not to mention the dog could get hurt too. do not stand for this kind of thing when you see it.
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new moms be like “welcome to the world my beautiful angel” meanwhile the baby looks like this
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I make this face every time someone thinks Dou Dou is my cat because I post her so much
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A SECOND JESTER JUST HIT THE TOWERS
I tried reverse image searching this cat because I desperately want to find out who it is… I failed… but I did find another angle
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her: you better not be a fan lobster when I get there . my glabrous ass:
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im always in shock whenevr i hear a seal make noises how do you manage to make the ugliest noises out of any living thing itz amazing.
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not a seal but I’ve watched this like 10 times in a row so I thought I’d share
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pee colored infant. screaming into the white abyss. pitiful. pathetic.
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Dou Dou has learned from your past schemes… now she takes her well-earned prize
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party at my place ! everyone is invited
it should be normalized for friends to get together and just all lay around together like seals. Group seal nap time 🦭.
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it occurred to me that some of you have never seen this video… enjoy. btw all replies must be quotes from the video no exceptions.
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post 1 seal and you will learn how to say “this is me if you even care” in every language
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aahaahaahaaheruheruhaahaah
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This wildlife photographer posts videos of seals making horrific shart noises (a 🧵)
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Apparently the infamous “Neil the Seal” is still terrorizing the locals of Tasmania
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Finally. Some real journalism.
Apparently the infamous “Neil the Seal” is still terrorizing the locals of Tasmania
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@SNEEDlSH I know right? Hopefully he will see this tweet and it will make him sad or perhaps angry :) the thought fills me with glee.
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Neil will never know how much the whole world loves him. All he knows is that he is a seal.
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Jesus Christ. It’s worse than I thought.
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I wish I spoke Russian just so I could comprehend wtf is happening on this account
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every friend group got the entity.
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so round and aerodynamic. everyday I train for a chance to obtain this level of orb.
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I guess the talkative seal is just the village idiot because the other seals do not gaf
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seals are the most unemployed animals on earth. this is the sound of a creature that does NOT have a resume.
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oh this is splendid… yes, exalted one! sniff me with your moist nose! your breath is so pungent today!
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can you guys watch my dog for a second he is very peculiar please don’t question thanks
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small and weak seal calls in a high level summon to protect it in battle
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why did he fnaf jumpscare.
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I love when seal trainers are so full of joy and you can tell they adore the seals. And then the seal is just sitting there staring at the fish cooler like this
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