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I draw things on pieces of paper.
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Somone needs to tell Becki that screaming in his face and repeatedly slapping him aren't the best treatment options for someone with head trauma.
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Why does a universe spanning story about massive worm gods and hallucinogenic space drugs look like a poster you'd see in a store that sells Airsoft guns?
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I asked Google AI if Ren and Stimpy were in the Bible.
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@JohnCleese
The joke refers to Descartes’ philosophy 'I think therefor I am'.
but to explain that part at the beginning of the joke would be to put Descartes before the horse.
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My favorite Gahan Wilson cartoon.
Possibly my favorite cartoon period.
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@sonicmega
For no particular reason here's the thread on how to disable robot dogs.I'm not sure how up to date this is technology-wise.
PSA: if you or someone nearby are being brutalized by a police Spot robot and can get a hand or something underneath, grab this handle and yank it forward. This releases the battery, instantly disabling the robot.
Keep your hands away from joints, Spot WILL crush your fingers.
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@andreoshea
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I'm selling screenshots of this for $45 a piece. You can send me the money via PayPal. I'll donate 40 to the charity of your choice and keep 5 bucks for myself.
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@AlexRPTaylor
Dennis Hopper in TRUE ROMANCE.
“Could I have one of those Chesterfields now?”
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@JohnCleese
A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender says “You’re in here a lot. Do you think you might be an alcoholic?”
The horse says “I don’t think I am.”, then ceases to exist.
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@ClooneyDisciple
Spielberg to direct Baby Shark adaptation. Aronofsky signed on to direct a film about the little toys that come out of gumball machines.
Sofia Coppola to direct film based on the first three letters of the alphabet.
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@baddestmamajama
Nick definitely deserves to be dunked but I can't help but think he's getting off on the attention. Which he doesn't deserve.
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@TITF7
@alexevans91
Then they should've made him look like a falcon in the show instead of looking exactly like a pacific parrotlet.
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@manicsquirrel
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A Happy Meal becomes a Happy Meal the moment the fries and toy are put in the box!
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@RexChapman
He dropped the mic so hard that it cracked the ground and is now floating around in the molten core of the earth.
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Mister Television is part of our collective consciousness now.
New villain created by the boy.
His name?
“Mister Television”
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Whomever made this 2nd form Shin Godzilla costume is awesome.
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@raphousetv2
Not many people know this but Will Smith wasn't really flying the alien spaceship in Independence Day.
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@jenny2x4
It's true. There's always a group of guys sitting on the front porch of the Nashville International Airport with shotguns. They spit tobaccy and say "Ya ain't from around here, are ya?" whenever a plane lands.
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@GravitysRa1nbow
Your ability to understand character and narrative must've gotten into an elevator with Drive Gosling.
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@saladinahmed
The 'Recently Deceased Celebrity At The Pearly Gates Cartoon' trope has always given me the creeps but these to are positively unhinged.
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"Bill Skarsgård doesn't look anything like The Crow."
Meanwhile...The Crow
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@LU1G1L30NI
The world waiting for Little Britain star and British comedian Matt Lucas to offer his opinion.
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@JackyPritch
@andreoshea
@rariblecom
If you send me $1000 I'll send you an email that says you own my original tweet.
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@BreanneThomas
Most of that is probably to pay for the rights for all the '80s products and media. So every episode they can constantly say "Hey. Remember the '80s?"
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@cleverrgirrl
@CinemaVsDave
Nothing worse than sitting through 2 hours of a great movie only to be treated to an awesome and satisfying ending.
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@WiseOldBitch
This is the first video I've ever watched on the internet where the phrase "wait for it" is 100% deserved.
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@Ruby_Stevens
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Then everyone gets eaten by an allegory of catholicism in the form of skeleton monsters.
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@BusinessInsider
"Jessica" is totally real. "Jessica" is my girlfriend but you've never met her because she lives in a different city.
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@pixelatedboat
The guy who describes a movie with any sort of unconventional color palette or imagery as "an acid trip!"
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@TollyTaylor
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@GovWesMoore
So glad we get to hear the side of the creepy domestic terrorist.
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@fluffmitten
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@October2Leon
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Why would you be watching that movie with your parents. Kinda weird.
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I asked my dentist which dentist he goes to then switched to that dentist. I'll repeat this process until I find The Highlander of dentists.
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@jasondashbailey
Hearing the word fuck? uncomfortable.
Thinking about the suffering and injustice of animal testing and factory farming? Negligible
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@deadeyebrakeman
Me, anxiously awaiting all the angry replies full of misspellings and grammatical errors.
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@bdclarke
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People will figure out low tech ways to disrupt them. The designers will counter that with new modifications. Back and forth. Etc etc.
It's all very Terminator
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@rinasawayama
What a coincidence! These were my dear grandmother's last words to me before she passed.
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The Devil isn't paying me nearly enough for all the advocating I do for him.
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@KwCongressional
Your official Twitter account is a weird place to post your erotic fiction but okay.
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@RobertGReeve
@allowedtohit
This shot was actually filmed in reverse because it was easier to pull the house than push it.
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@BelieveInTrut12
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@KLobstar
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"She liked tater tots. Ore-Ida Golden Extra Crispy Tater Tots. I was too busy doing work on my Dell XPS Intel Core laptop so I wasn't there when she crashed her number 1 safety rated 2023 Chevrolet Tahoe."
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@Waksitellme
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Biden wasn't vice prez in 1994, Outlaw. Here's a concept, a politician who changes his outlook and policies based on listening to the voice of the people he serves. As opposed to Trump's concept of belching out the angry garbage he knows his sycophantic followers want to hear.
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@MiaJoBella
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Because we've seem movies made by "normal" people and they all suck.
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I spent way too much time trying to get this to work. I hope it was worth it.
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@carriecourogen
Not really a Hollywood story but I've always wanted to see a movie about this. It's wild.
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@TheLaurenChen
If you don't allow victims a safe, secure and easy way to ask for help you are pro domestic abuse.
Period. Full stop.
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@BryceSomething
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@strangeharbors
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