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I was awoken in the middle of the night by two male voices, one was Luanns
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Who do you think is the most naturally beautiful housewife from any season of any franchise- my vote is Monique Samuels!
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Who do you think had the best housewife glow up? - I’m gonna go with miss Phaedra Parks
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I’m screaming why did I think the person exposing Lisa Rinna was Kathy Hilton’s butler 💀
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I canceled plans with my husbands co workers wife and she will not stop posting quotes on Instagram about “bad friends”. I only met her briefly twice. I’m concerned 👀
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RHUGT but it’s just a week of these two at Teresa and Joe’s old house
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Just want to say a tearful good bye to the followers I’m about to lose as I re-emerge as the psychotic tre hugger I am during the
#RHONJ
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Did you ever notice how every franchise has one hw living in a townhouse who’s only income is their bravo check
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Just realizing my good friend got married at the same venue that Joe Guidice beat the sh*t out of Joe Gorga in Lake George but none of my friends are HW fans so they don’t appreciate the significance of it🥲🥲
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Raquel, Lala, & Scheana fighting over who’s the bigger mistress
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Andy complains that he’s sick of Teresa and Melissa rehashing the past at the reunion as if he’s not the one casting the both of them and forcing us to watch the same BS season after season
#RHONJ
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Gorgas trying to do damage control on their most recent post. Always the victims ….🙄
#RHONJ
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Wishing a happy Mother’s Day to the mother of bravo herself ✨
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Jen calling joe gorga a “little bitch girl” just cured my seasonal depression . Thank you for your service
@JenniferAydin
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NICOLE UNINVITING LARSA TO HER ENGAGEMENT PARTY WITH AN INVITATION, I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO STAN
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Unpopular opinion: I actually didn’t mind the Wakiles . They seemed like a nice little family, especially loved Rosie. It’s too bad the Gorgas got in their ear and they chose the wrong side
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Unpopular opinion and please don’t come for me: I do think the break in may have been staged but I don’t think Dorit knew about it and I think her reaction/story was sincere.
#RHOBH
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Did anyone else notice Teresa’s cookbook in the background at Marges book signing - true queen energy 👑
#RHONJ
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Who is a housewife that you hated at first but now you love them? - for me it would be Karen Huger❤️
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Haven’t been tweeting much because my feed has turned so toxic regarding RHONJ but holy shit if you think you “win” because your entire life revolves around bashing a bravoleb that finally acknowledged you you need to be checked into a mental institution
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@Andy
Gina from NJ - Rachel, do you think it was appropriate for your grandmother to refer to Jen Aydin as “nose job” when your nose looks the way it does?
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I stg I’ve never actually met a Melissa Gorga fan in real life. Anytime I talk to someone about
#RHONJ
they’re always team Teresa. Makes me wonder if she has any real fans out there or are they all just bots???
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Marge trying to break up a nice moment between Jen and Jackie by screaming “JaCkiE jAcKiE she called you a snob” as if Marge didn’t start a whole ass rumor about Evan cheating at the gym
#rhonj
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When Mia said “Y’all brought her all the way out here just to say those two sentences” 💀
#RHOP
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Next time someone brings up Jen’s nose please refer to this photo. She’s absolutely STUNNING. I will not take the Jen slander any longer!!
@JenniferAydin
@Andy
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Just found out I’m pregnant with a baby girl. I’m so over the moon 💗🌸
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Which housewives do you blindly defend? for me it’s Teresa, Dorinda, and honorable mention - Monique ❤️
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Teresa sold her beach house in 2015 but felt I should still add it for perspective!
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I can already tell this is going to be Caroline Manzos face the entire trip. She is way to old and uptight to be hanging out with these ladies
#RHUGT4
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@p_saccketti
I can not believe how they try and act so innocent!! Jen provoked the fight with a dirty look?? Get real 🙄
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@oh_chadwick
Imagine that woman in the back seeing the cameras thinking she’s about to get her 10 seconds of fame only to be covered by the Jurassic park logo 😭😭
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What bothers me about Robyn is that she makes a LARGE salary to be on a TV show and talk about her life, denies all the “rumors” on the show, and then charges fans $5 to hear her admit the rumors are true . Clown behavior🤡
#RHOP
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I don’t even watch euphoria but this is all I can think of
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Which franchise is your least favorite? - For me it’s Orange County
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HOT TAKE but I also think Danielle Staub was so beautiful in her early seasons - she is still beautiful imo but she has had a lot of noticeable work done
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@mssmalltown_
I agree Kyle is stunning now!! but idk about her being a natural beauty ha ha 😳
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I think a little part of Sonja dies every time someone rips the price tag off of an article of clothing she was planning to return
#RHUGT
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@RHOReceipts
I pass by Fuda tile almost every day and there are only ever 3 cars in the parking lot at a time
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Teresa celebrating her birthday at the same place she flipped the table is cracking me up
#RHONJ
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Ok but why would you assume the word “black” is synonymous with “snarky content” ??? this is the worst excuse I’ve ever seen. I literally can’t think of one instance where black is used in that way
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Just lit up a joint and this woman called the cops on me
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I see Margaret’s not live tweeting this season- probably because she can’t afford to pay her fake bots to back her up anymore
#rhonj
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@joyrosenberg
Her cast mates are horrible to her and treat her like 💩 season after season. It’s unfortunately not surprising she thought they would draw that 😢
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@people
They will make it like it was their decision but everyone knows now that Teresa’s done with them their time is up
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Melissa fans give off an MLM girly energy. Idk I can’t explain it.
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Does anyone have any skin care products they swear by? It’s so hard to find recommendations that aren’t sponsored or endorsed anymore
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I don’t find Lala funny or entertaining at all. Trying to capitalize off of your friends trauma is tacky not supportive. Not to mention SHE was the mistress in her last relationship. She doesn’t give a sht about Ariana she just hates Raquel
#Scandoval
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My company manufactures pipes and I get to keep all the rejects. What should I name this one 😂
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@Andy
@MargaretJosephs
@MrJerryOC
Marge - how can you claim to support Ariana when you were the mistress who ruined an entire family in your relationship?
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I’m always so confused when people I don’t even interact with block me. Who is she??
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I’m a huge Garcelle fan but I hope she has some compassion for her ex daughter in law after having her own husband cheat on her for 10 + years…. 😕
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Im behind on
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and I’m sorry but crystal is really making it seem like Sutton said the n word. For her to say what she said was “dark” and that she’s not going to repeat what she said. Come on she knows exactly what she’s doing….
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What do people do on the weekends that doesn’t involve spending money. I feel like every time I step foot outside my house I spend at least $20
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Lisa Rinna kind of looks like that Mormon woman on tik tok who’s life is falling apart. iykyk
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