I'm done with this shit.
Fuck men who say shit like this: men are selfish fucks and guarantee to, if men were the ones getting pregnant, abortion kits would be sold at every Home Depot right next to the circ saws
96% of abortions are because the woman just doesn’t want the child.
Not rape. Not incest. Not risk-to-life. Not severe illness.
They’ll stand on the 4% of abortions (which are legal in many states already) and pretend that the 96% of abortions just don’t happen.
They happen.
Kameltoe is trending only because America is a sexist shithole.
This one isn't racial, or xenophobic. It's straight up misogyny - denigrating a presidential nominee to nothing more than female genitalia.
We are not a healthy society.
I doubt we ever were.
Let's translate, shall we?
"She's a stupid black woman, and you Americans want to piss away your culture JUST because she's black. Ha ha, you're stupid and I'm smart, just look at all my BIG WORDS!"
- Russell Brand
@ThatEricAlper
I'll tell you what definitely is not returning after the pandemic: my faith that the American people will unite in times of great difficulty.
Pre-COVID, I always said, "We may disagree, but at least when faced with a common tragedy, we'll come together."
We never will again.
@_nomadic_soul
Who is that guy?
My wife nearly died birthing our first child, so we said no more. The second pregnancy was a surprise, and that nearly killed her as well.
I vowed never to put her in danger again, so I got a vasectomy.
This guy deliberately put his wife's life in danger.
@jade_angelkiss
@elonmusk
Who exactly is "celebrating" her death, may I ask?
Specifically, tell me ... because from what I've seen, everybody from BOTH SIDES have been saying good things about her life and her movies.
So ... I think you're pushing an agenda.
People who claim they don't care about Tea Leoni sure are spending their energy tweeting about how they don't care she's leaving Twitter.
Me ... I just want another season of Madam Secretary, because she's badass!
@_nomadic_soul
@Forrest85919134
And woe to those for whom the person who gave them the cold were to tell the doctors "Can you give them an extra stitch?"
Which is absolutely true.
However, since Queen Elizabeth was born some 2 or 3 generations AFTER the Irish Famine, that one cannot be laid at her dead feet.
The Irish Famine was not the result of a potato crop failure. It was a deliberate campaign by the British to deny the people of Ireland the food they needed to survive.
#IrishTwitter
Anybody who seriously wants to repeal the 19th Amendment should not be allowed to vote.
They have demonstrated a lack of capacity to see over half the population as citizens with full rights.
@AmysMargin
Actually, I did that when my kids were late teens
There were times I had to tell them, "Listen, I wouldn't allow a guest or a family member to stay in this house if they were disrespectful to my wife. Tell me what gives YOU more courtesy than that?"
@JlowellSmith
@iproposethis
It's not ridiculous, Josh.
I snapped a girl's bra when I was 13, and giggled.
The girl turned around in her chair in that math class and slapped me right across the face and said, "Don't do that to me or anyone ever again!"
And she was right.
Respect women, Josh.
Learn how.
@_nomadic_soul
My wife nearly died on her first pregnancy.
The second was a delightful surprise, but still fraught with tension (high blood pressure). He was preemie.
After nearly losing her twice, we got me snipped. Figured, two is sufficient, and I never want to put her in danger.
@RealChrisSays
"like"
EXAMPLE:
I was like
going to the like
store you know and
like
I saw all these people there and
they were like
all buying fruits n vegetables n shit
and I was like
I just wanna get some tortillas, like
where's the tortillas at?
Whenever I see WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH trending, I know that something vile is afoot.
And... sadly, did not disappoint.
Protesting at a funeral is really bad form.
That wasn't the place.
@adamtheduell
Jesus doesn't care how they are dressed as long as they hear the message of salvation.
Bet you are the type who would have thrown the first stone ... even after being the adulterer.
@_nomadic_soul
Not true at all.
Yes, sex is great (Thank you, dear Lord!) but I did not marry my wife to be a sex toy. I married her because she's smart and funny and kick-ass and a devoted daughter of Christ and because she loves to travel and her hair smells great!
😎
@brclothwrites
Yes.
WHY??? everyone asks ...
well, I'll tell you why ... 1) it teaches control, elegance, and precision. Also, beauty in craft.
2) It will help you read historical documents that you may find in attics that will provide insights into your ancestry.
@bdk1521
That is part of it.
It's the second part of it.
But equally as important.
How we treat each other IS how we treat God.
Loving each other is, in a sense, worship of God.
@_nomadic_soul
Anybody who says "not a bot" in their handle is a bot.
Also, anybody who is proud of the fact that their grandmother had 13 kids is either lying or hates their grandmother, bc women who were constantly pregnant were simply brood mares and they hated their existence, I'm certain
@kyokoTHEpoet
@_nomadic_soul
I'm not the best husband in the world, not by a long shot, but I know one thing: a husband's MAIN purpose is the safety of his wife and kids.
That guy's response just infuriated me!
🤬🤬🤬🤬
@Evie4Freedom
I have 3 kids, all grown now, but I have to say, if I were still in "childbearing age," the way the world is now ... I would not have children.
There, I said it.
@DoctrinesofRad
@thescottbarber
ALL his posts?
Why would you read ALL the posts of a guy you know disagrees with everything you say?
That sounds ... kinda creepy
😬
just sayin'
@bdk1521
I saw an interview once with Steve Irwin and he said, "People think I don't like money. I love money! I want ALL the money! Then I can use it to BUY LAND! And let the animals roam free on the land!"
I was like, "I love that man!"
@_nomadic_soul
I am just sick and tired of the narrative of the "woman keeping her legs shut"
That so demeaning and vile.
Why don't men keep their dicks in their pants?
How about that?
Don't want an abortion? don't ejaculate! EASY!!
Don't mean to brag, but I just went to the grocery store and got a shopping cart with wheels perfectly balanced and aligned.
Found it on the first try!
😎
@Typical_Lads
@WomnOfValor
@_Brett_
Women know it's not funny. You know it's not funny. I know it's not funny. We all know it's not funny.
So don't ask anyone to "anysplain" this to you, because you already know
@_nomadic_soul
Whenever men say they built civilization we should just say, "Yeah. It shows. Now get out of the way and let the women try to clean up your damn mess."
@primnimproper_
Is his eye OK? Looks like he's got a bit of an eye infection. The vet should be able to give you something that'll clear that up in a few days.
So glad you rescued him!!
@petepango
@ThinkingAtheist
Exactly.
Atheists have the strong sense of moral implications and theists invent them (religion) and ignore them (self-righteousness) as they feel like it.
@WomnOfValor
Men: What do women want?
Women: We want you not to be jerks.
Men: Bible says you should zip it, ladies.
Women: Bible also says you should be like Jesus and go to the Cross for us.
Men: You telling us what to do?! JEZEBEL!
@REMLyrics1
While not my fav song by REM, these are my favorite lyrics:
The photograph on the dashboard, taken years ago
Turned around backwards so the windshield shows
Every streetlight reveals the picture in reverse
#Motivation
#Inspiration
Make your bed, every day.
Because many times, your day is going to go sideways and totally fall to pieces, but at least you will always be able to say you got at least ONE THING accomplished that day.
And it's the small victories that keep us going!
@WomnOfValor
What's screamingly hilarious is that their "tradition" is a fantasy. A myth.
That photo at the bottom. Never happened.
It's a myth of how they wanted to see themselves, even back then.
@Purity4God
@WomnOfValor
@haymes_joshua
Troll ... we all know that the word "modesty" is code for "inability of the male to see a female as a full human being but needs to categorize her as 'saint' or 'whore'"
You know it
I know it
Everybody knows it
And it's wrong and it's not Biblical
#ApalacheeHighSchool
When this is not fiction, there is something deeply wrong with us.
No blaming one side or another - we are ALL LIVING HERE, and this is the fault of every one of us.
We all bear the burden of this nightmare
@HannahBo_Bannah
Even if she still did get a monthly period, no rational menstruating woman would ever advise people to inject bleach or shine a light up their asses to fight an infectious respiratory disease
@crateangel
Nessie never did anything to me, and Bigfoot helped me change a tire once, but dammit, those ETs probed my grandfather and I swear to God one day they shall pay!!
@CraigChamberlin
@jamestalarico
Conservatives don't get to trot out the Bible as a secondary prop to their gun in order to pretend to some sort of hypermasculine display of power
@primnimproper_
I agree with you ... doctors certainly seem to be a lot more apathetic these days.
But also forgive me for admitting that when I read "When I saw Pulmonologist 2" I honestly thought that was a sequel to a horror movie.
🤪
@_nomadic_soul
why do these "men" like to double-down in their comments?
why do they feel the need to push their own daughters down in the mud?
he called his own daughters "dishwashers"
I mean, what that actual living fuck?
Is that how little he thinks of his own children?
@storyofndblake
Personally, doesn't matter to me if "law abiding gun owners" put their gins down or not. It's Constitutional, so do it, don't, whatever.
I will say this though: don't ever tell me Jesus wants you to have a gun to potentially take human life, because He doesn't.
Period.
@sizzle_sarah
For the last time, homelessness is caused by the greedy capitalists driving up the rent so that housing is unaffordable.
But searching for the root cause of social problems really isn't your strong suit, is it?
@WomnOfValor
I personally find it hilarious that all the churches in the 1990s forbade us to read Harry Potter or see the movies because it was witchcraft, and now all the unbelievers forbid us to like anything by JK Rowling because they've labeled her a "terf"
All extremism is oppressive.
@_nomadic_soul
Agreed.
I would even go so far to say that one can not even ask for grace. Grace must be something freely bestowed, it can never be coerced in any way.
@808nobody
@mikeschwitter
Oh my... that is deliciously subtle.
And the fact that I've never caught on before ....well that kind of just proves her point.
😀
@Potawatomi_Kid
No it's not, and the fact that half the country will pretend it IS "being treated equally" is further evidence of how morally bankrupt we are.
So, thanks for proving my point.
@byMorganWright
Actually, just last week someone posted a quote from Neil Gaiman, which read:
Life will always be stranger than fiction because fiction has to make sense.
And he's right. Fiction that doesn't make sense generally doesn't get read much.
@ItsAndyRyan
So true!
In fact, I used to sing "My Sharona" all the time in high school. Then, a few years ago, as a dad in his late 40s, I tried to sing it again, and the line "Always get it up for the touch of the younger kind" just made me grimace and say "EW!"
😬
@SophiaGazelle
@godlywomanhood
@KathrynPNW
My wife and I are devout followers of Jesus Christ and we would never take each other's phones away, because we respect each other as adults and we don't treat each other like toddlers.
@DHearth1
So funny you think I'm Liberal.
Not everything is "either/or"
(hint: I am not a Liberal)
and Jan 6 was a fucking insurrection, not a temper tantrum.
@XianJaneway
Wypipo don't know about code-switching because they never have to code switch.
Everybody else automatically switches to wypipo speak whenever the come into contact, which is why poor little Ian here is so flummoxed by it