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Ketanji Brown Jackson

@KetanjiJackson

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Carbon enthusiast. Justice of color, unlike Clarence Thomas. I can’t tell you what a parody is, I’m not a comedian. Parody account.

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@KetanjiJackson
Ketanji Brown Jackson
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@OrdnancePackard I cannot discern the difference between fucking on and fucking off, I’m not a doctor.
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@KetanjiJackson
Ketanji Brown Jackson
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@OrdnancePackard I cannot provide you with a definition of an assault weapon, an AR-15, liquid, the Circle-K, your bone, or Rainywk’s mom. I’m a Justice, not a miracle worker.
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@KetanjiJackson
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@SEMPER_The_Book @TruthingtonPost Your speech ran exceedingly long and it was all about you and your feelers. Don’t you think the narcissism might be all yours? Why doesn’t Obama’s narcissism bother you? Maybe you identify with Obama’s “I, me, me, I, me, my,” rants. You certainly are good at them! #BirthControl
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@KetanjiJackson
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@duckieeee2008 @RonFilipkowski I don’t know what a boy is. …Is Ron 12?
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@KetanjiJackson
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@AOCpressTwo Define polar bear.
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@TrumpGirl1971 @John01693381459 Sanity is a social construct. I can’t tell you what a vagina is.
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@KetanjiJackson
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@OrdnancePackard It’s hurtful for you to marginalize Friday by distinguishing it from other days. All days fall within a spectrum.
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@KetanjiJackson
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@catturd2 Hollywood writers are getting boiled by Climate Change.
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@KetanjiJackson
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WITHOUT Googling, name a famous historic battle. I can’t tell you what a battle is, I’m not a historian.
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WITHOUT Googling, name a famous historic battle.
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@KetanjiJackson
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@mikeobamaAOC @RealJamesWoods How do we even know this is a girl?
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@KetanjiJackson
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@OrdnancePackard @qackrs @STEPHENKlNG_ I think parody accounts are obnoxious and offensive.
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@KetanjiJackson
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1 year
I cannot provide you with the definition of Evil. I’m not the #ACLU . cc: @OrdnancePackard
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The ACLU caping for a man who didn’t get a chance to get “gender affirming care” before he was executed for repeatedly raping and murdering a mother and a 14-year-old girl, wasn’t on my 2023 bingo card. You people are absolutely depraved. Rot in hell.
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@AOCpressTwo “Nationwide” is a hurtful slur against fatties.
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@KetanjiJackson
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@hshLauraJ I can’t.
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@AOCpressTwo What is a Noon?
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@KetanjiJackson
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@AOCpressTwo You have a Pink Belt in economics.
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@KetanjiJackson
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@AOCpressTwo What’s a border?
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@OrdnancePackard Who wants me to provide a definition of “historic?” I can’t… I can’t.
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@KetanjiJackson
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@AOCpressTwo They don’t call it The Point of View. There is only one view, hence, The View.
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@TheMorningSpew2 I can’t tell you what a “hold” is, not in this context. #HairSniffing
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@AOCpressTwo Congratulations.
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@KetanjiJackson
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@SteveInmanUIC What is a compilation?
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@AOCpressTwo @elonmusk How much is a Brazilian?
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@duckieeee2008 @AesPolitics1 Is there a hotline AES can call? He seems unstable. 1 800 #TDS
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@KetanjiJackson
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@AOCpressTwo @catturd2 I don’t know Dick.
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@ImSpeaking14 @CollinRugg Nobody can define what a day is.
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@AOCpressTwo @catturd2 I don’t recognize any words that start with a V.
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@KetanjiJackson
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@susanst37145152 @goblin_josh @MaryWalterRadio @realDonaldTrump @JoeBiden This did not go great for you. Indoctrination is not education. #DEI Indoctrination is why I can’t find my own vagina.
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@JesseKellyDC What is a dwarf?
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@OrdnancePackard @benandjerrys Second only to mine, yours is the most underrated account on Twitter. Wish I could define “underrated.”
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@KetanjiJackson
Ketanji Brown Jackson
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@AOCpressTwo What is a fart?
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@KetanjiJackson
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@AOCpressTwo Putin feels wrong to me and my feelers matter.
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@KetanjiJackson
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What is a daddy?
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Daddy HELP!
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@KetanjiJackson
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@mikeobamaAOC The racist version:
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This is critically important free speech legislation. And I know my free speech laws. #bloodbath
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I'm introducing a bill today called "the bloodbath bill." Anyone using the word bloodbath or even typing the word bloodbath will get life in prison.
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@BrutalBrittany2 @Scottergate @LindseyPHorvath I can’t give you a definition of fire. I’m not an arsonist.
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@AOCpressTwo How do we know if Mike has a Johnson?
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@catturd2 What is a Tucker?
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@mikeobamaAOC @VGmt0800 @AOCpressTwo @goblin_josh Thank you. I think it’s because I put a “Be Kind” sign on my lawn. It reminds me and others that I am a wonderful person. #BeKind
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@joebldenpress @AOCpressTwo I cannot tell you what a pass is. I try not to judge.
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@OrdnancePackard As a Marxist intersectionalist, “hilarious” is inherently conservative and capitalist. Your social credit score will be diminished.
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@KetanjiJackson
Ketanji Brown Jackson
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@RealJamesWoods I don’t know what a sandwich is. I’m not a housewife. #sexism
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@AOCpressTwo What is a Monday?
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@pandastash69420 @AllAmerican202 @dom_lucre Can you and your 14 followers provide us with a definition of “fascist?”
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@byezer3 I don’t know what tomorrow’s pussy is.
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Ketanji Brown Jackson
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@CockeJohn I cannot provide you with a definition of a John Cocke, not in this context.
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@imjdsharp @JackPosobiec I thought I had made that clear from at the onset.
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@KetanjiJackson
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@GramblePt @MaryWalterRadio @foxnewsradio @AndrewCMcCarthy Adam Schiff is constantly sending me dick pics. I’m starting to get irritated, or possibly tired. Can’t really define it.
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@catturd2 Hurtful comparisons.
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@cruadin This is very hurtful to climate. All volcanos must be banned by 2030. Full stop.
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@MaryWalterRadio @GramblePt @foxnewsradio @AndrewCMcCarthy As a justice I’m working on regulating temperatures from the bench. You’re welcome, world.
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Ketanji Brown Jackson
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@weirbeard1 @PeaGravelNed @OrdnancePackard @RedFebtober I cannot provide you with a definition of a Peterbuilt.
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@TacticalSnail @goblin_josh I can’t, I’m not a dipsomaniac.
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@OrdnancePackard I’m sorry I did that to Meg. We all owe Meg Ryan reparations.
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@AfnnUsa @MaryWalterRadio Ok, but what if a Republican POTUS boils up a big vat of experimental Kool-Aid and forces everybody to drink it or be fired from their jobs and ostracized from public life? I’m just putting my worries on the table. #AbortionIsHealthcare #ClimateBrawl #LiberalismIsAMentalDisorder
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@PolitiBunny @AmosFromWV I can’t tell you what a dickhole is. I’m not a urologist. #Science
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@AOCpressTwo @catturd2 I don’t know what a debt is, not in this context.
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“Nationwide.” Why is AOC making fun of fat people?
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AOC Press Release (parody)
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If every elected official in the USA was a Democrat, we’d have a nationwide paradise just like Chicago, LA, Detroit, and New York City.
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@MaryWalterRadio @mistressfannie I must recuse myself in helping to decide this case. Sex makes my hamstrings hurt.
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@Brain_Pwr @CNN I can’t tell you what fair is. I’m a Justice, not a referee.
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@RealJamesWoods Yeah but there are great teachers. Do you know Julia Carey?
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@adam_antill Zero chance of an insurrection here, to say nothing of an erection.
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@AOCpressTwo I admire equitable alternatives to free speech.
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@_anooshehnouri_ @catturd2 I cannot provide you with a definition of “Bonus Hole.” I cannot… I have witnesses that say I cannot, and should not. You’re welcome. Hugs! #BonusHole #HeelsUpHarris cc: @JesseKellyDC cc: @RealJamesWoods cc: @smitty_one_each cc: @MaryWalterRadio cc: @OrdnancePackard
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@MaryWalterRadio @Walmart I can’t tell you what a vibrator is, I’m not an electrician. #CVS #Walmart #Dildo
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@mikeobamaAOC @ReformedArgghh @smitty_one_each Naming somebody Peter is pretty harmful and insensitive, BTW. Can nobody read the damn signs? #CaptainObvious #ClimateBrawl #caring #DiversityMugs
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@MaryWalterRadio @Paul_Hanlin_Jr @BarnyardBovine @WilkowMajority @REMASCULATE @AmiriKing @auroratracy0621 I cannot provide you with a definition of a hooker, especially when referencing the Bidens.
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@MTGrepp @dom_lucre I can’t tell you what obese is. Also, pregnant is a relative term.
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@AOCpressTwo Goo has no borders, so there’s that, at least.
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Jack Poso finally noticed me. Now I’m really somebody.
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Ketanji Brown Jackson just said she decided Covid was a once in a lifetime pandemic and therefore federal government coercion over communication platforms was allowable
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@smitty_one_each I’m old enough to remember the “offensive video” hoax. #Benghazi
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@AOCpressTwo @catturd2 I cannot tell you the difference between Greenland and Iceland, I’m not a geographer.
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@AOCpressTwo @elonmusk If you arrest them I’ll judge them.
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@BeeLeever7 @RickyDoggin What is an expert?
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@MaryWalterRadio I can’t tell you the difference between stoning and clubbing, not in this context.
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@truewildeone @smitty_one_each My doctor says too much caffeine makes you nervous. I can’t give you a definition of nervous. I’m unflappable.
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@catturd2 What is a tick?
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@RealJamesWoods Yes, but don’t ask me to define nudity. I’m not a stripper.
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@MaryWalterRadio She’s a princess, not a biologist.
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@OrdnancePackard What is an East Infection?
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Ketanji Brown Jackson
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@catturd2 What is the point of hearting a Tweet? I cannot provide you with the point.
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