Mrs. S.
@hshLauraJ
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Former Investment Banker. Columbia U. Mom of 7. UltraConservative. Snarky, Satirical, Salty, Skeptical, Synic. ❤️Pyrs.🚫Porn. -Not PC! 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇮🇱
Vegas, baby. NYC
Joined March 2019
My husband won’t be home today. He says he’s going help our new neigbor paint her ceiling.
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Friends- please wear those masks. They saved the life of a friend last night. He was out with his girlfriend and his wife didn’t recognize him!!!.
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My husband took this picture of my son getting an award from his teacher….
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Canada will be banning plastic straws. Here’s a picture of a straw for reference….
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FUN FACT:.A leopard can drag something twice its weight up a tree. A cougar can drag someone half her age into bed.
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I usually don’t post Porn but I decided to post my very first Dick Pic!!!! . Did I do it right???
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Trump accuser Jean Carroll admits on CNN this morning she *helped* New York Dems pass the new law in 2022 that extended statute of limitations for sexual assault civil lawsuits beyond 20 years, which allowed her to sue Trump in a 1 year window.Her lawyer says they filed their
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| HAVE TO SAY GOODBYE TO TWITTER. MY HUSBAND SAYS I’M ON IT ALL MORNING. HE WANTS ME OFF!!.WE ARGUED AND HE TOLD ME TO CHOOSE BETWEEN HIM OR TWITTER. SO I AM GOING TO BE OFFLINE FOR A COUPLE OF MINUTES WHILE I PACK HIS BAGS, AND CALL HIM A TAXI. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK!!!!.
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It snowed last night. 8:00 am: I made a snowman. 8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman. 8:15 - So, I made a snow woman. 8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
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I see Lily from AT&T is really sucking up to get new customers……
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What do you call an adult who talks to 5 year olds about sex???.
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Say what you want about Melania, but remember Nobody has called her a dude. 🤔🤔🤔🤔
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BREAKING: Ford is releasing a new truck for men who listen to Taylor Swift.
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A marine was deployod to Afghanistan. While he was there, he received a letter from his girifriend. In the letter, she explained that she had slept with several guys while he was gone and she wanted to break up. And, she wanted her picture back. So the marine went to his
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Despite, 2 hours at the hair salon, getting new shoes and an hour, on putting on makeup -.This is all men see…. 🧐🧐🧐🧐
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My son got the delta variant despite being fully vaccinated. This is a shitshow.
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I’ll bet Karine Jean-Pierre isn’t happy with her replacement…. 🤔🤔🤔🤔
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