Kirsti MacKenzie
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garbage darlings: a 2023 publication thread
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And is the speaker of the poem in the room with us right now?
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babe wake up we’re seeing what all the fuss is about
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I started a lit mag - or a literary mixtape, more precisely. We operate in flash: fiction, CNF, essays, poetry, comics, etc
Read the first issue here if you want to
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@mm_kaufman
I have a similar dynamic with my dad and I’m so sorry, convos like this are gutting. You’re incredibly accomplished no one can diminish that, but it’s understandable to be crushed after hearing that from family. You’re not alone, you’re doing amazing, and you’re inspiring others.
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when you outlast your work enemy and they leave the department
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Thank you for your email
Please note I am out of office as I have marched directly into the sea
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Some sentimental AWP bullshit:
It is a very dumb scary time to be alive
But it is also a minor fucking miracle to be alive at a time where you can go to a city you’ve never been, see people you’ve never met, and be welcomed like an old friend
Bc you met them on a bird app
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ok, so. here goes nothing
- i wrote a book
- i started a press (
@ToughBastardBks
)
- here is the book and the press
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This'll take 10 seconds for you to read. It may take me a lifetime to recover from. Hope you like xo
Thank you
@press_roi
for taking a lil chunk of my heart
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pals I’m going on my first date in 10 yrs 🥺 send Ts n Ps
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took 82846 selfies here’s the one i hate the least. took me 3hrs to hit send and in 5min i will change my mind and regret everything. ta-dahhhh
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i know everyone bitches about this website but i think it’s cool we make things and come here and share them and i just want to say good job, keep going
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grateful to be in good company here. thank you to team trampset for the nod ❤️
Best of the Net 2024 nominations have been submitted. Congrats to everyone. Awards season is tough as we go thru several rounds of voting to narrow it down. You all do not make it easy! Please keep scrolling to read each nominated piece >
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It’s public domain now, time to make this happen
The Great Gatsby where everything's the same except there's a really angry goose in Gatsby's yard that they have to contend with
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nobody tells you how much of your adult life will be spent being angry at Microsoft products
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Weird time to have my first skull but! I'm proud of it & hope it makes you laugh (we could all use that, right?)
Pls enjoy my batshit lil ode to the most famous man from my hometown and the weirdest way they honoured him for being famous, hope u like xo
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christmas dress showed up late but it’s got pockets. happy weekend, kids
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the funniest writer you know is also the saddest bastard you know
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writing's going well
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non-writers are so impressed when you tell them you’ve written a novel like baby no i just scrape all the plaque out of my brain and call it art
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oh a stress management webinar? scheduled over lunch? perfect i'm healed
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Also thrilled to have an acceptance from
@autofocuslit
today. Thank you for picking up IN WHICH I TELL STRANGERS MY UNCLE IS SATAN, my anecdote to end all anecdotes
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my manuscript after I open it and hate every word from the last session
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When I tell you this is what convinced me to watch Succession
Shiv really has a stealth great ass. I don't mean to objectify actresses but. Sarah Snook has a great butt!
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Not that you give a fuck, but hello.
Proud to place my latest with
@trampset
, courtesy of
@crownofpetals
.
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vague publishing tweet: i've taken BETTER TO BEG down for sale. it's going to get a second life on an indie press next year. more to come xo
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you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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Would anyone like to see F. Scott’s short story income adjusted for inflation, because
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holy shit did i just get good news. oh my god i could weep
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I was asked to give an update in a team meeting and bc my brain is a lil scrambled this morning I just unmuted, said I’M JUST OUT HERE KILLING IT, then muted again
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every man at AWP telling you about his chap
I'm so glad it's November – I can finally start wearing my Fall wardrobe! This outfit is the entire wardrobe... as a frog, I don't need much.
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Legal obligated to caption this BABY’S FIRST SKULL 💀
Watch for my bonkers lil garbage darling coming to a
@havehadhavehad
near you
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lit mags letting you down gently
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nobody will remember:
- your salary
- how “busy you were”
- how many hours you worked
people will remember
- your little writing piece
- the weird shit you put in your little writing piece
- how many ppl you haunted with the weird shit you put in your little writing piece
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hello from past kirst, who was extremely (!) day drunk and divorced on a balcony @ chateau marmont
Show me a picture where you were completely happy and nothing else mattered, but that moment.
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me: don’t buy any books
me: there’s no room in your suitcase
me: i _said_ don’t buy any books
me @ the book fair: ok fuck me up
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for a small fee, I will go to your enemy’s writing workshop and say “but does it need so much swearing”
For a small fee, I will go to your enemy’s writing workshop and say “I just can’t relate to this character”
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not an LA writer nor an NY writer but a third more bumpkin thing
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oh yeah uh in some personal news i'm launching and editing a lit mag now?
@Major7Mag
thx for all the love for
@Major7Mag
so far pals, twitter share cards have been kinky so i'm a bit behind with social launch. appreciate y'all supporting everyone's amazing work in vol.1 🩷
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One year ago I decided, in an airport, to change my last name. I wept with grief in the airport. I wept with grief when I mailed the paperwork. But I wept with joy when I held my birth cert.
I belong to me, now.
For the night crowd, my latest:
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wish I’d written this for HAD
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this is my new boyfriend. he is not very bright but he sure is handsome
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i’ve had 3 (three) skincare ppl fret about rosacea (“it’s gonna make you look like an old drunk”) but idk i kind of love my rosy cheeks
so fuck em
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i get to give someone their first publication and i might cry
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my six lines on signature scents, seduction, and being a stubborn bitch (thank you
@persephone_lit
)
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Nothing says pastrami summer like a being stuck on a boat in Greece with a couple looking for a third
New new from me up at
@frwell_trans
(tip of the hat to
@alantenhoeve
for his sharp eye and thoughtful edits)
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mama shaved above the knee bc today we’re single! at the wedding
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me to silent bystanders in the elevator: why YES those ARE the illustrious
@TBQuarterly
initials plastered loudly across my ass become a literary writer
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exhibit A
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still appreciating
@Aaron__Burch
’s proud dad energy during
@emilylauracosta
’s reading last night
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some of you have a real biased milk hotel and it shows
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the capricorn urge to hold a grudge til you fucking die ✨
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been a minute but yes, I am still getting dressed and being insufferable about jt
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this is some of y’all trying to get out of writing your own books
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Meg is the fucking poet I wish I'd had when I was sixteen, twenty-three, and on and on. Holy hell is she good
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Got some love in my inbox from
@bullshitlit
today. Pleased as fuck to announce you’ll see my lil garbage darling PUKE TRUCE IN AN IKEA PARKING LOT online next spring 🤘🏻😎
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[drunk as hell] the pitch is "blobfish need love too"
thank you
@clairehopple
and
@havehadhavehad
for my second skull 💀
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everything. hope this helps
An honest question for writers: what the hell is wrong with you?
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attn: JK
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reunited (with my fuckass standing mirror) and it feels so good
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