Jordan Murphy
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Appreciate a right good half volley
Glasgow, Scotland
Joined January 2012
Why is he holding the worlds largest Tunocks tea cake.
Happy and honoured to be a Gunner! Will work hard and passionately day in and day out to achieve our sportive objectives and to win trophies with this great club! @Arsenal
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Check the guy out blessing the Celtic players when Henderson was celebrating 😂😂
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Imagine being Albanian during a pandemic looking for some reassurance from yer President and he's too busy trying to start a CSC the mad man.
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James Tavernier - ©aptain | Loser |Legend. Part One
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"I looked at her and said Queen Elizabeth II as long as I am here, you will be here".
Leicester City manager Brendan Rodgers pays tribute to and shares his memories of Queen Elizabeth II.
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One of the best sights in football over the years is watching James Tavernier put his hand up for an offside/foul at loads of Celtic goals down the years after the balls hit the net. Might make a compilation tonight. What a fucking looser 😂
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When your best mates getting married you need to make sure you make that trip to this special place on his big day. I cant thank you enough @CelticFCSLO @CelticFC
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Giakoumakis thinks the banners to "support the strikers" are calls for him to get more game time.
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Celtic Football Club.Double Winners 2023/24. By any means necessary 🍀🏆🏆
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A Rangers fan trying to get on the pitch after CCV scoring and getting put in a choke hold by one of his fellow fans 😂😂
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@20MinuteTims Not a tweet but the admin posting this on the clubs Instagram deserves an honorable mention.
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Been wondering the last few days who Timo Werner reminds me of and it’s just clicked it’s @PaulDock93 and I can’t get it out my head haha ,Timo Werner giving out fighting tips.
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Celtic have sold out Celtic Park ,The Hydro and Hampden in the space of 6days. Only one show in town #glasgowsgreenandwhite.
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Michael Beale the most heavily backed manager in Rangers history sacked before Halloween congratulations 👍. The most arrogant guy about knocked right aff his high horse.
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@_mattsimpsonn @CaptEnai @Joey7Barton Accused of being a Celtic fan, Jesus Christ that might be the stupidest comment ever made 😂😂.
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What's the single weirdest thing that's ever happened at your club?
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@gordonduncan7 @AndrewMaclean_ Hope you and the weans have a good summer. @gordonduncan7 @ClydeSSB 😂
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@CelticFC "Announce Jota".*Signs Jota*. Remembering we haven't announced Souza. "Announce Souza"
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Emilia Grace Murphy.22/5/21.8lbs 7oz.What a feeling, never felt anything like it in my life 💚
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There's only one Paul Slane 😂👏.
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@SkySportsNews "It's not known if anyone was seriously hurt". I'm guessing this poor guy just felt like sunbathing in the middle of the street.
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500 people in Celtic Park and John McCallum will still win the Paradise Windfall 😂.
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Celtic sent 18 guys out on loan and you didn't hear a single thing about them from the club. Great coverage all season from Lewis, keep up the good work mate. Hopefully see some of these guys back in the club now.
With tonight’s game that brings an end to the loan fixtures for this season . 18 players and 17 clubs, it’s been a busy one 😂. At the same time, really enjoyed keeping track of all the players this season and hopefully folk have found the insight somewhat useful or enjoyable.
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He looks like Luke from “The haunting of hill house” while he was on the smack 😂.
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Ever since Emilia was a few months old she's been obsessed with @CharleneWhite doing the news. She gets so excited when she's on 😂
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Any chance when we've stopped pulling statues in the Glasgow down can we pull this monstrosity down. Absolutely nae need for it.
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My cat isn't allowed outside other than the in garden so occasionally we have to let her see over the fence.
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What a feeling finally able to get cuddle from my wee granny! God bless the NHS 🙌💚
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Thanks to the high winds in Glasgow I am now the proud opener of a paddling pool 🤙 #HurricanOphelia
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In less than a month The Hydro has gone from Paul Slane running about dressed as the joker to hosting the world's leaders trying to fix the global warming issues. Crazy times @opengoalsport.
International law now applies across the river Clyde in the @COP26 ‘blue zone’ which has now become @UN territory for the climate summit. Via @Katy_McCloskey
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Never knew Coachella was being held in bellahouston park get a grip and get the tiny shorts and wells off hen its Glasgow not California.
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Times like this I genuinely feel sorry for guys like @CelticFCSLO (JP) every day you come on twitter and he's having to reply to hundreds of fan concerns about stuff he has no control over. One of the good guys🍀.
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@CelticFCSLO @MLTim88 @BroganRoganTrev @JeanFind @GlasgowCC @PoliceScotland @CelticFC That much of an emergency route they made it a bike lane?.
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Match fixing ✔.Racist fans ✔.Fielding ineligible player✔. #LetFootballWin
http://t.co/fEi6INZO28.
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Watched the Elvis film last night and all I could think about was the time we see some guy driving about with his car dedicated to Elvis himself. Tremendous stuff @SE250_
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Nir Bitton responding to the Green Brigade on his Instagram.
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@StRochsJuniors. To have the Celtic manager in the dugout in your centerery year is brilliant. What a club enjoyed my time following the Candy 🍭💚
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My Grans had this wee wallet for years she carries her power cards and stuff in it and she thought it was a photo of my wee sister who was on it 😂😂
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Been out running since the start of January trying to get the weight aff couldn't run a mile without stopping to start with and I've ran five 5ks in the last 6 days done it in 25:29 what a feeling man 🏃
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@Football_Scot When Beale came in Rangers were competing for 3 trophys its 178 days later and Rangers are competing for none. Celtic have won 2 of those and are on course for the 3rd.
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Me coming back to twitter and seeing the mistake after 16k views. Hang tight the compilation is well in production, keep the hail
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Merry Christmas people ,my surprise worked a treat she said yes ! 👏🍾
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Search the hashtag #ThanksCelticFans brilliant response from last night respect from all over the world.
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Don't see them having much luck with the 2-3-2-2, does the job domestically but it's a different story in Europe. The Earl of Snowdon needs support because he's vulnerable to a long ball over the top. Much better team last season with Meghan Markle on the wing.
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Decided to eventually do the kitchen with the time off work this week, absolutely buzzing with the difference. 👍
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The whole of Scottish football and Celtic just now. Just sit back relax and enjoy the show 🍀
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Malkay Mckay to be confirmed as the Celtic manager in the next 48 hours ,my dad just picked him up at the airport.
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Heard yer Da is slut dropping at the big walk for King Billy.
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I don't know what's going on in this photo but I believe some sort of driving lesson wars are about to take place in Springboig
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So how does it feel now @kierantierney1 that @TheNotoriousMMA is now following you on Instagram 😂🍀
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Hope these wee guys get what's coming to them, this needs nipped in the bud straight away don't want to end up like London. What's the need to have a knife/chopper that size!.
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Been emailing @GlasgowCC for over a year trying to get them to fix a pothole at the end of my street, they've used just about every excuse in the book not to fix it. So today I had enough went and bought asphalt and fixed it myself!
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They big bad Celtic fans causing it yesterday. #BestInTheWorld #CelticFamily
http://t.co/bIfdSPRddy.
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Outside the Indian there and a junkie comes up to me and asks if I’ve got an extra pound because he didn’t have enough for his dinner so I gave him a £2 coin and he comes out and try’s to give me about £1.70 in change 😂 great honesty from Glasgow junkies btw.
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