Gained a few followers due to a tweet about crumpets.
I can't help think they're going to be in for a shock when they see me calling Tories cunts all over their timelines.
Been watching Trump's press briefing for about 15 minutes. I don't get anything he's said at all. He hasn't answered one question or made any sense at all.
He's like a ranting coke head wearing a ginger, candy floss hat.
#TrumpPressConf
@JizSir
@AndyHall84
@mxgbx
It's probably something to do with six month old pigs being sent to gas chambers for the meat in the sausage rolls. Some people aren't ok with that.
Lots of little Englanders and gammons on
#JeremyVine
calling in saying we need to deal with our own homeless people before helping anyone else.
You'd be mistaken for believing this whole Rwanda thing is interrupting the Tories doing just that.
They care for neither.
#ToryFascists
We are heartbroken to hear that ANOTHER horse has died at the Grand National. Today Dark Raven fell at a hurdle and shortly after was put down. This is the second death of this year's Grand National after Envoye Special was killed on Thursday.
This horrific 'sport' continues to
@DaveAtherton20
@GaryLineker
@AuschwitzMuseum
I've been to. The guide told everyone that they needed to understand how it all began. She said it started with dehumanising language and 'othering'. She said we should call it out whenever we see it.
Jesus fucking christ
#marr
.... move the fuck on. This is just embarrassing.
Tom Watson and Corbyn aren't best mates, they never have been. Can you ask some grown up questions about policy maybe??????
@AddictScrabble
You realise that's over £460 a month for a family of four. Also, is today the first time you ever cooked? It looks like an eight year old made it.
You mad fukcing crab.
The bus went by and it was obvious that Jurgen had noticed someone behind me, really close to him. He waving frantically, blowing kisses etc.
So I turned the camera around and who was it, standing on a bin punching the air??
Only Jurgen's wife, Ulla!!!!
@LFC
#liverpoolparade
This is James O'Brien's powerful response to 250 MPs trying to 'let Owen Paterson off the hook' for his 'egregious' breaking of lobbying rules.
@mrjamesob
Watching
@AyoCaesar
trying to defend Jeremy Corbyn against the other four *people on the panel and it's a hard watch She's clearly smarter and more honest than the rest but she's being ambushed. A real reflection of what happened to the man
*Bullshiters
#politicslive
#ItWasAScam
On
#Marr
this morning, along with the posh Tory presenter, we have the posh Tory Laura Kuenssberg and the posh Tory Fraser Neslon.
They're discussing the posh Tory PM Boris Johnson.
Isn't the BBC just fucking marvelous?
@I_amMukhtar
She has a point. I personally think they should get everyone who wants to be in the team together, have some kind of 'getting from A to B quick' assessment before choosing.
@NeilRob28121465
@mant_a_tangi
@EssexLFC1
Lad, 'Black Lives Matter' came about because of the disproportionate mistreatment of black people, especially by the police in US.
Obvs any decent person knows all lives matter but 'Black Lives Matter' isn't intended to exclude anyone but to act as a reminder to include everyone
@jack_carefree
Hi Jack. I was just reading the other day that every time someone uses a union Jack emoji on here, an illegal immigrant sneaks into Britain. Be vigilant. 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
THIS IS WHAT WE WERE TRYING TO STOP FROM HAPPENING.
Several horses fell during this race - how many will be killed due to their injuries?
Absolutely heartbreaking chaos for horses that never got a choice in the matter.
MAKE SURE THE GRAND NATIONAL NEVER HAPPENS AGAIN.
Sign
@piersmorgan
Listen Piers - when all is said and done you are by far and away the worst person in this debate. I know it, you know it, we all fucking know it.
You're a shithouse. Own it.
@_mariyamx
@BrittAlexMoore
Are you suggesting more money should be spent finding all the other missing kids? Or that the money shouldn't be spent finding Madeliaine??
Also. What's wrong with you?
@LewisAJKing
Morning Kingy.
Sometimes you may have money and then something unfortunate happens, and you don't have money. This can happen even if you have kids.
I'll see you next weem, when i'll talk you through why sometimes when you look outside, it's dark.
Who is this toxic woman? She seems like an ignorant old bigot with a massive sense of entitlement.
My fault for watching daytime telly, I suppose.
#jeremyvine