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On balance, I'd sooner be a snowflake than shithouse. Join a union. #JFT97 🌱 🇵🇸 Watch Dominion.

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4 years
Gained a few followers due to a tweet about crumpets. I can't help think they're going to be in for a shock when they see me calling Tories cunts all over their timelines.
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In case you were wondering, I get my looks from my naan.
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This is after the game, just now....I love this fucking football club. And its people... #Liverpool #LIVWOL
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Been watching Trump's press briefing for about 15 minutes. I don't get anything he's said at all. He hasn't answered one question or made any sense at all. He's like a ranting coke head wearing a ginger, candy floss hat. #TrumpPressConf
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#NameTheToryGlasto 'Laughingstock'
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That pub in New Brighton has changed its name again....
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@JizSir @AndyHall84 @mxgbx It's probably something to do with six month old pigs being sent to gas chambers for the meat in the sausage rolls. Some people aren't ok with that.
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Haha.... #chuckles
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Does anyone else's cat talk to seagulls? #CATURDAY
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Jess Phillips managed to make £3.5 million by the time she was just seventeen. She had 647 paper rounds in the Midlands.
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@JizSir @AndyHall84 @mxgbx Oh. We've got one of those edgy teenagers. Careful with this one guys, he's fucking nails.
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@GaryLineker @BorisJohnson Let's not forget the golden rule, Gary...
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Lots of little Englanders and gammons on #JeremyVine calling in saying we need to deal with our own homeless people before helping anyone else. You'd be mistaken for believing this whole Rwanda thing is interrupting the Tories doing just that. They care for neither. #ToryFascists
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We are heartbroken to hear that ANOTHER horse has died at the Grand National. Today Dark Raven fell at a hurdle and shortly after was put down. This is the second death of this year's Grand National after Envoye Special was killed on Thursday. This horrific 'sport' continues to
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@DaveAtherton20 @GaryLineker @AuschwitzMuseum I've been to. The guide told everyone that they needed to understand how it all began. She said it started with dehumanising language and 'othering'. She said we should call it out whenever we see it.
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@LadyMaher Ah wow. That's brilliant xx
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@RachelE17107 @johnlegend They're human beings without a certain document, a piece of paper.
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Jesus fucking christ #marr .... move the fuck on. This is just embarrassing. Tom Watson and Corbyn aren't best mates, they never have been. Can you ask some grown up questions about policy maybe??????
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This is a gorilla's hand not a human hand. Mad innit. 😮
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I wonder how many of those new working class Tory voters, will now actually admit they voted for a fucking clown?? Stupid cunts. #ToryShambles
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@CntrstTweets Centrists.
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Tuesday's sunset at New Brighton. Another of my younger brother's shots. Isn't it epic?!😮😍
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@AddictScrabble You realise that's over £460 a month for a family of four. Also, is today the first time you ever cooked? It looks like an eight year old made it. You mad fukcing crab.
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If you had to ask one of these to check in on your cat while you went on holiday, who would you ask?
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The bus went by and it was obvious that Jurgen had noticed someone behind me, really close to him. He waving frantically, blowing kisses etc. So I turned the camera around and who was it, standing on a bin punching the air?? Only Jurgen's wife, Ulla!!!! @LFC #liverpoolparade
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Get on James O'Brien here somehow managing to make this about Jeremy Corbyn. The smug, centrist prick who actually voted for Johnson, is obsessed.
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This is James O'Brien's powerful response to 250 MPs trying to 'let Owen Paterson off the hook' for his 'egregious' breaking of lobbying rules. @mrjamesob
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@guardiannews Bolocks. I loved it and I'm so rough I don't get out the bath for a piss.
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@JizSir @AndyHall84 @mxgbx Sickening really. But hey, you go on whining about vegan sausage rolls...
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@Daniely79 @khanUR199 @GaryLineker Delete the Daily Mail app from your phone.
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Watching @AyoCaesar trying to defend Jeremy Corbyn against the other four *people on the panel and it's a hard watch She's clearly smarter and more honest than the rest but she's being ambushed. A real reflection of what happened to the man *Bullshiters #politicslive #ItWasAScam
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#SuggestNamesForABrexiteerPub The Little Englander
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Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Kirkdale's answer to Simon Le Bon. The lad can sing, I reckon... Go on son! #Liverpool
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On #Marr this morning, along with the posh Tory presenter, we have the posh Tory Laura Kuenssberg and the posh Tory Fraser Neslon. They're discussing the posh Tory PM Boris Johnson. Isn't the BBC just fucking marvelous?
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@foundry_man49 I blame the parents.
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@I_amMukhtar Geordie Vs Posho. 🙄
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Fuckinell.
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Taken by my brother just now, from Seacombe. A belter I reckon!! @AngelCakePics
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@Keepo_man The Stoke Tourist Board:
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I just love this so much... #Liverpool
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@PollyMister @charlottechurch Is she right though. Of course she fucking is.
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My brother took this today. I love it! 🤩
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@cushyglen @AndyBurnhamGM Your arse has just been handed to you on a plate. Bon appetite, Glen.
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@oncewasIJ @LordIanAustin You pay a billionaire to write this shite?
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The man's not only a fucking racist, he's a narcissist a fantasist and a cuntacist. #TrumpIsAnIdiot
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Less than 24 hours after George Floyd’s memorial service, Trump called this a “great day” for Floyd and others "in terms of equality.” Despicable.
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Arrived and immediately went aff tae the benefits office...
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Working class people getting behind #JacobReesMogg . This is his wife's ancestral home.... You stupid cunts. #ParliamentReturns
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People are calling this crumpet a 'pikelet'. The country is in a mess.
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What do people call this . Want 2 settle an argument once and for all. 👍👍👍👍
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@KatyJayne101 @billypleased Are you high? It's an earwig.
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@I_amMukhtar She has a point. I personally think they should get everyone who wants to be in the team together, have some kind of 'getting from A to B quick' assessment before choosing.
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Apparently this is a pub in Vauxhall, Liverpool...😧
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@Greekgoddess02 @UTDAIexxx 3452839. Get your gigs on girl.
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This is fucking mesmerising.🥴
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@_jc_3 @loisoliviaj @tolliday_ Retweets Julia Hartley Brewer. Of course.
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@idlewildgirl Spot the difference. Geordie football fan Vs Posh Fox hunting woman.
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@NeilRob28121465 @mant_a_tangi @EssexLFC1 Lad, 'Black Lives Matter' came about because of the disproportionate mistreatment of black people, especially by the police in US. Obvs any decent person knows all lives matter but 'Black Lives Matter' isn't intended to exclude anyone but to act as a reminder to include everyone
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Just look at them.... scary women doing the #TrotskyiteTwist . @tom_watson you helmet
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My brother took this yesterday. I'm don't think I'm gonna bother my arse taking anymore pictures.... @angiesliverpool 😳🥴
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Nadine Dorries doesn't get out the bath for a piss.
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Right. Which one of you blue noses/Mancs made this? Out of order 🤬🤣 #coronavirus #lfc #LFCfamily
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@jack_carefree Hi Jack. I was just reading the other day that every time someone uses a union Jack emoji on here, an illegal immigrant sneaks into Britain. Be vigilant. 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
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@Channel4News Leave him alone. Paul Nuttals of the UKIPs once helped me out of an awkward situation. #stokebyelection #BadBootleMeff
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Taken by my brother a couple of hoursago.... a belter! @angiesliverpool
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How the fuck can you watch this and still support this? This is sickening. #YouBetTheyDie #GrandNational #AintreeFestival
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THIS IS WHAT WE WERE TRYING TO STOP FROM HAPPENING. Several horses fell during this race - how many will be killed due to their injuries? Absolutely heartbreaking chaos for horses that never got a choice in the matter. MAKE SURE THE GRAND NATIONAL NEVER HAPPENS AGAIN. Sign
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What a horrible fucking bully. Absolute shithouse.
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Just stop milk
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@PollyMister @charlottechurch It's like a gammon bingo card ffs.
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Educated beyond his intellect and promoted waaay beyond his abilities. He's just an overpriveliged posh boy. #BorisFail #LiasonCommitee
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@piersmorgan Listen Piers - when all is said and done you are by far and away the worst person in this debate. I know it, you know it, we all fucking know it. You're a shithouse. Own it.
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@psalm4oya @footballnewzIG Hi Jodie, is it possible for them both to matter at the same time??
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@fyberjack Shocking. Especially when you consider dairy ice cream is the staple diet of your average triathlete and marathon runner.
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@AntiNewDems @AyoCaesar Let who in, you soft cünt?
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@KashAhmed77 I genuinely want to knock fukc out of him. The utter scumbag
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@_mariyamx @BrittAlexMoore Are you suggesting more money should be spent finding all the other missing kids? Or that the money shouldn't be spent finding Madeliaine?? Also. What's wrong with you?
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@paulfoster31 @bbcquestiontime @akalamusic Because Britain is the only place on earth where you can do this. That right, old boy? Anything to say about the points he actually made?
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@Dominiquetaegon @I_amMukhtar "...I thought because I’d never written for them before it would be fine." WTF is all this about?
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@mikemoves12 You look like an obese Yul Brynner.
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Hahahahah.... made me chuckled me head off that! #FridayFeeling
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@LewisAJKing Morning Kingy. Sometimes you may have money and then something unfortunate happens, and you don't have money. This can happen even if you have kids. I'll see you next weem, when i'll talk you through why sometimes when you look outside, it's dark.
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@giveusatune @jeremycorbyn What a turnaround. Do you feel ridiculous?
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@CrannisDominic Yer ma' does deliveroos on a chopper.
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Who is this toxic woman? She seems like an ignorant old bigot with a massive sense of entitlement. My fault for watching daytime telly, I suppose. #jeremyvine
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