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Political nomad. Libertarian-ish with rightward tendencies; not on your side, whatever side that may be. Nerd. Pro-Israel, so groypers and Hamas simps DNI.

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@ShitpostGate One that broke my heart the most was that story about the little girl’s Chihuahua being put down Absolute monsters
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@ShitpostGate This meme went full chaotic evil
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@AltHistCody So THIS is what Tolkien meant by the Two Towers
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@Grummz @NintendoAmerica “My sources tell me” Translation:
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@sluts_guts Correct answer: threesome
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@hourly_shitpost This is a win-win: eight hours to eat perpetually warm pizza and you still get a ton of cash either way. Hell yeah
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@EsotericCD Another great:
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@hourly_shitpost Half these questions on Quora are fake or are from obvious trolls/bots, and somehow people haven’t picked up on this yet
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@ShitpostGate Wait wait wait Where’s my state-mandated gf
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@SmashJT This is such a nothing burger and yet you folks insist it has the juiciest ingredients known to man.
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@EverythingOOC You can’t tell me not to idolize your character from American Psycho, Bale. YOU AREN’T MY MOM
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@MrAndyNgo @TVPWorld_com @BabiarzPrzemek Lennon sure enjoyed owning HIS property.
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@DarkFunk1988 Trying to figure out if this is in dread or nervous, excited anticipation
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@JohnDiLillo Yeah, but Jenna Ortega.
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@ShitpostGate And much later on he finds out she’s into choking
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@ShitpostGate Now Skyrim is actually decent, but the others…yeah
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@ShitpostGate Guys who are into pegging need their man cards revoked
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@ShitpostGate You can’t go very far on Twitter without bumping into both these guys on a regular basis
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@AGHamilton29 I love how horseshoe theory proves itself correct 100% of the time.
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@hourly_shitpost Well they are unprofessional
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@EYakoby @awstar11 “Innocent kids”
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@jarvis_best Cannot wait for our very first Weekend at Bernie’s president in 2028. Not allowing corpses to run is, frankly, necrophobic.
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@Grummz Dude you’ve been taking so many Ls lately. The design works. It’s still feminine. God you’re insufferable.
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@barflugnarven @AltHistCody WHY’D I LAUGH SO HARD AT THIS
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@Kotaku I encourage everyone to do just this to the devs, since they seem to want to promote it within the game
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@hourly_shitpost Mansplain it to her
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@PhysicalMedia_ The ironic thing is that despite being almost entirely bloodless, the 1995 Mortal Kombat was superior. Top-tier casting, great performances, some of the most well-choreographed fight scenes in a movie to this day, and an actually good story
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@thatallencovert @GayPatriot Love, hate, or regard him with few strong feelings one way or the other, Bill had charisma. Hillary is colder than the meat locker at the butcher’s.
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@NASASun We’re never colonizing Mars, are we
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@SirajAHashmi @GenXWolf Siraj stop posting your fetish collection
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@AI_EmeraldApple @Grummz Oh look, more AI junk that looks nowhere near the official art.
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@ExistentialEnso @herandrews Just proved her point, anime pfp she/her
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@SGuardsman @Grummz Jesus Christ dude go get some sunlight
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@ChernobylFruit @Grummz @NintendoAmerica Try asking Grummz when his game is actually releasing:
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@ShitpostGate “Son vanished” Guys, maybe he isn’t the right choice
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@BIaziken2 They also learned how to correct mistakes. Shunning third parties in the N64 generation, the confusing dud that was Wii U, 3DS’ lukewarm early reception, etc.
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@RyanGirdusky The majority of those are left-leaning, too. Justice is supposed to be blind, but apparently it isn’t colorblind.
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@hourly_shitpost Says you, also cyclists are worth 20 points each
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@ShitpostGate Snowflake. Will probably end up going by they/them and whining about how Trump is literally Hitler
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@ShitpostGate Quality TV
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@wildfireluffy What’s funnier is the original Alchemist TV ending for the first anime was awful, then the author righted that wrong and gave the series a baller-ass finale Also I had no idea MHA finished
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@weirddalle And facials would suddenly be the opposite of hot
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@RealScreenGeek Just stop making Crow movies. You will never surpass the original.
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@neoavatara If Trump is smart, he’ll hammer on this and remind us how good the economy was under him. (Trump is not smart)
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@ShitpostGate Woo that’s dark
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@CorenLaVolpe Kids that age shouldn’t have a body count, period. It’s sad how much we’ve cheapened sex from an act of intimacy and procreation to “lol I’m bored wanna bang”
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@Thor_Odinson @Grummz “Lost all interest” is a rather funny way of putting it since y’all move from one grift to the next with warp speed
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@Kotaku Hahahahaha Mercunte. Shocker.
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@jarvis_best This indicates JFK was also not white, making him our true first POC president. See, the Dems were even more progressive in the civil rights era than we thought.
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@DigitalSpooker @SmashJT If people gave a shit Elden Ring wouldn’t be one of From’s biggest successes ever. Cope. Seethe.
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@ShitpostGate Joke’s on them, the dog is obviously a guy in a fur suit and furries are all gay…so that’d never be a woman on the leash
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@esjesjesj Or you know, he’s making a valid point about how redheads get the shit end of the the stick when it comes to live action casting. Funny how race-swapping never bothers you when it’s a white character turned non-white.
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@MrAndyNgo A violent radical? I AM SO SHOCKED
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@SirajAHashmi I mean…no offers for porn? Or is that too obvious?
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@Proda_t3 @ShitpostGate Good thing I just finished building that Time Machine
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@ShitpostGate Analysis: serial killer and/or sex offender
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@davereaboi @AGHamilton29 My favorite thing about Candace’s pivot to grifting off the neo-Nazi crowd is that the left still denounces her and acts all righteous about calling out her anti-Semitism…while supporting Hamas. You couldn’t make this shit up.
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@Mialygosa @Kotaku Thank God AC has been totally accurate up until now, like with Bayek having battles with the Egyptian gods and going to the afterlife, Ezio using Leonardo da Vinci’s tank and flying machine and fist-fighting the Pope, or George Washington becoming a mad tyrant
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@Max_P94 Artist’s rendition of Trump’s federal death squads:
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@redsteeze Whenever abortion “rights” are the topic at hand, those 2,433 genders magically go away. Crazy how that works.
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@jarvis_best Congratulations to Kamala on picking Bernie Omar as her running mate.
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@BrokenToy23 @Grummz Desperation for the daily grift.
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@ShitpostGate Gotta love how this is a common occurrence in eroge
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@nypost Then why didn’t you fire him sooner. YOU KNEW.
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@jarvis_best You know, Amandla is pretty hot, just that: -she’s woke -that’s not how you spell “Amanda”
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@hourly_shitpost I will always like a post with SMRPG’s Fat Yoshi
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@Grummz That’s a nice cropping job you did there, Mark. Would be a shame if someone posted the full image.
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@jjjones754 @SmashJT Want more DQ remakes? Buy the game. If you don’t, don’t buy it. I know which one I’m doing.
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@hourly_shitpost For typing 80085 too many times
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@DefiantLs I honestly don’t think you could do Tropic Thunder with RDJ’s character.
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@hourly_shitpost Water sucks
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@ShitpostGate Okay even as a pro-lifer this gave me a dark laugh
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@ShitpostGate You do not ever have to hand it to Hitler fan boys with RTs of lolis
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@ellipsislacuna @Grummz @NintendoAmerica He has zero proof the current NOA president cheered that verdict. He was doomsaying how his “sources” had irrefutable proof Capcom was going woke and never provided the promised evidence. Grummz is a grifter and a fraud.
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@ShitpostGate “Eat a Hooker a Day for a Year” challenge
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@Grummz Sir you should relinquish your computer drive to your nearest LEO
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@weirddalle @jadel4w Also your average room in the first BioShock
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@CJ_Feher And yet here you are wasting our air.
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@BranindainXL @SmashJT If you agree it’s a minor change, why are you so butt-mad about it?
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@hourly_shitpost So they gonna BONE or what
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@sisterinferior I’ll be totally honest, I’m not a Trump fan, never was even eight years ago, and might never be in the future But at this point I DO NOT CARE I can set aside my opinions in the hopes of seeing the people who have demonized us for a decade get handed defeat on a silver platter
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@EverythingOOC Autistic anime girl avatars singing at ball games… …yeah this timeline sucks
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@messedupfoods The >:( face made me lol
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@mofumofukani Bullying pedos into becoming fertilizer is good, actually
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@AdinHaykin1 @MaxNordau Boo hoo hoo. Poor, poor guy.
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@jordanjabroni @Variety Okay can’t wait to see the reimagining of Black Panther where he’s white, then
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@admyral @NewRightPoast Dude, you call everything you don’t like fascist. Sit down
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Normal people: “There’s a mountain of evidence that this dude is a piece of shit sex pest/predator, I ain’t touching that with Goku’s extending pole” Mark Kern:
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@hourly_shitpost The dude may be dead but his godawful, obnoxious, borderline useless program lives on
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@SethAMandel I hope she picks him because it will absolutely sabotage her chances with Gen Z. Please do it, Harris.
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@damintoell Some people were trying to link her “unburdened by what has been” catchphrase to demon cultism. Guys, she’s just fucking retarded. This isn’t difficult.
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@assliken When you eventually get banned, make sure your next account is easy to find
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@YellowFlashGuy @Grummz Don’t you have a few dozen more grifty vids to make whining about a game you’ll apparently never play?
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@nypost The left is…what’s that word they tried to define JD Vance with…? Peculiar.
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@nypost But she had “Can’t Act for Shit” disease well before.
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@SwissWatchGuy @BurtMaclin_FBI I mean “Christ is King” is a VERY well-known white nationalist dogwhistle, so that should have been a sign too.
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