Glory be to God! My girlfriend of 2+ years, who was staunchly non-Christian for longer than I've known her, has only last night surprised me by saying she wants to convert to Catholicism! I have been praying for this for a long time, and yet I am completely shocked!
Matt 19:26
@tradcathdixie
True, my only concern was if it was a sin to steal it from the hotel, but at this point it's coming home with me and headed straight for the firepit
@JadeAtrophis
Fishing is great, it's in the "feeding the fish your booze for no reason" where the problem lies
Just a waste of good booze if you ask me
@tweetsauce
Best guess: because time is divided up in near-infinitecimal increments, your age increases every moment just as a timer counts up from thousandths of a second. Ergo, the moment you "turn 30", you are no longer 29, and thus 30.
NETFLIX COPYRIGHT STRUCK THE SUPER DAVE EPISODE OF NORM MACDONALD LIVE AND TOOK IT DOWN!!! JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT NETFLIX COULDN'T GET ANY MORE DESPICABLE THEY KICK YOU IN THE TESTICLES
@barflugnarven
@TrannySlayr1488
You're likely autistic with a high pitched voice living in a dirt town in MI and likely were surrounded by child predators in the catholic church / boy scouts? No wonder you guys hate everybody else. It's the only way you feel better about yourselves.
Yall know what’s crazy?
For once I’m not ridiculous with my feelings. She wants to marry me, isn’t that neat???? We’re gonna have kids and a house and everything and I’ve never been happier